>black criminal wants to rape the cute cop because he's a degenerate scum bag >this is a bbc sex fantasy!
It's like you didn't even understand what was going on at all.
Anyone who rates this movie is a Redditor. It completely missed the point of Dredd was edgy le dark subversive slop. That too was the moment I turned it off and never plan to watch a second of it again. Fricking deranged Hollywood commies, I swear..
>black criminal wants to rape the cute cop because he's a degenerate scum bag >this is a bbc sex fantasy!
It's like you didn't even understand what was going on at all.
If you think that was the reason they put it in and not because the people making it are degenerates then you don't know shit about Hollywood..
>you didn't like the needless interracial deranged fetish scene and the insincere and onions demolition of a classic comic book series and my wife's son guy being so heckin cool? FILTERED
It's action/police procedural/dark comedy/etc. set in a post-apocalypse world with a consistent world and storyline developing in (roughly) real time. Unlike capeshit that keeps resetting the world the story of Dredd's world has progressed and kept going for the whole 40+ years run it has had.
Due to the setting (post-apocalypse, mutants, sci-fi, space, alternate realities) they can do and have done anything from western-themed stories to dinosaurs to space exploration to just Dredd dealing with murders or being a traffic cop. There's a ton of single page or single chapter stories but there's also numerous "epics" that deal with major issues like zombie apocalypse, nuclear war, bio-warfare etc. These major story arcs usually have repercussions that affect things in the setting even decades later. Like entire cities being destroyed or majority of the population of the city being wiped out by an engineered virus. This lead to years of stories/Dredd dealing with a city that's supposed to be beyond saving, the economy is fricked and everything is crashing.
It's action/police procedural/dark comedy/etc. set in a post-apocalypse world with a consistent world and storyline developing in (roughly) real time. Unlike capeshit that keeps resetting the world the story of Dredd's world has progressed and kept going for the whole 40+ years run it has had.
Due to the setting (post-apocalypse, mutants, sci-fi, space, alternate realities) they can do and have done anything from western-themed stories to dinosaurs to space exploration to just Dredd dealing with murders or being a traffic cop. There's a ton of single page or single chapter stories but there's also numerous "epics" that deal with major issues like zombie apocalypse, nuclear war, bio-warfare etc. These major story arcs usually have repercussions that affect things in the setting even decades later. Like entire cities being destroyed or majority of the population of the city being wiped out by an engineered virus. This lead to years of stories/Dredd dealing with a city that's supposed to be beyond saving, the economy is fricked and everything is crashing.
>storyline developing in (roughly) real time
This is what really keeps things going. A year in real time is a year passing in the comics. Characters get old, die or retire in these stories. Dredd is an very old by now, he's gone through rejuvenation treatments to keep himself going but he's still an old man that's gone through decades of service in the most hellish city in the planet. A lot of the stories deal with him aging and he's retired and been pulled back in.
Also worth noting that it's a great premise the second you hear it.
ie. If you're going to have people sentenced to the Death Penalty, and you can argue in court that someone is guilty based on eye-witness testimony, etc. why not cut out the bullshit and just put Judges on the street where they can actually witness the crime personally, make a judgement, and issue the sentence on the spot?
Makes some kind of actual sense, while still feeling like an affront to our existing system of justice in every way, (literally being the judge, jury, and executioner).
The rest of what's good about Dredd is in how well you build the world around that premise and actually follow through on it.
Death Note is a similarly cool premise, (kill people by writing a name), and used in an intelligent way. Just some guy finding the Death Note and killing his own personal enemies as you'd expect would be fine in itself, but Light motherfricking Yagami and his motivations and use of it really elevates that to something truly kino.
Excellent Dredd film but it could have been better if it didn't look so contemporary, the punks in the block should have mowhawks and piercings and talk in punkslang.
No budget to match the visual splendor of the comics, terrible writing takes the gun away from the character whose only defining characteristic is using a gun. I want my time and money back on this shit. Regret being tricked into seeing this in the theater.
98% of the population is unemployed with no real education. Most never leave their block or the area around it, with each block having all the shit you'd expect in a small town (schools, sports arenas, shops, hospitals, etc). Thus, you get people committing crime out of sheer boredom, stupidity, an attempt to make it big, or all of the above.
They say they only get about 10% of crime, and MegaCity is big. Get wind of a Judge and move to a new place, not like they'd do follow up investigation.
IIRC it's a form of sport that's very dangerous to the one participating and passerbys that involves flying surfboards. Could remember wrong, as it's been years since I've read the comic.
its a 'toy'
Boing® is a spray on material that swells up around you into a bouncy sphere, but you can still breathe inside it.
its supposed to be a fun indoor thing but like everything in mega city one; bored attention seeking idiots take it up to the top of city blocks for the epic lulz.
see also 'simping up' and 'getting ugly' for more citizen fads.
I am really looking forward to the mega city TV show, should rebellion actually find the money to make it.
What is wrong with Schneider? I've always been confused about why it's fine for Total Recall to be all camp and moronic on purpose, but people act like Dredd is meant to be some kind of super cereal movie. Same with the mutants. In the comics, the mutants are often silly, although it depends on the writer.
I actually thought that was one of Schneider's best parts, and made me laugh. I have a soft spot for that film. Very similar to Demolition Man. But I never followed the comics. I can see how it's insulting for preexisting fans of Dredd though.
Just imagine that live-action 'Death Note' movie had actually been semi-decent, entertaining, but also played for laughs. Still good casting to have Willem Dafoe play Ryuk, but still not Light Yagami, Those unfamiliar with the source material wouldn't know the difference and think it was an okay concept and film, but it would still be an insulting adaption.
I never got the appeal of Waugh >Shows up to fight vampires >Stands around doing nothing for like five issues while the vampires eat everyone >Jobs to the vampires and becomes one
THis bike was the worst part of the movie. It looks so dopey, and having the handle bars (steering? Grips?I don't know bike terms) so far back that the driver has to basically sit with their back straight up is gay as hell.
I don't know why they didn't use a different bike for the base, like one where the driver has to lean forward or something
writing a bit shit for a couple not dredd scenes but the real problem is the action choregraphy should have been a lot better for an action movie, too much made for 3d static bullshit.
Still the rest of the movie makes up for it and it's like an 8/10
Karl Urban really took a risk being the lead in an action movie where you never see most of his face. It's a good movie, not a lot of actors would have taken that role.
>Kino as shit >Urban was a great Dredd, chameleonic performance >Didn't take off helmet (legend - none of the usual actor facetime bullshit) >Lena Headey was great as Ma-Ma, really came off like a damaged evil b***h >Fun fact: One of her earliest parts was in a MacGyver movie >Blonde chick wasn't bad at all and decent plot with rookie test and shit >Gritty Mega City and Peach Trees done okay and fine with lesser scale instead of saving the world with blue laser shooting into the sky or some shit >Corrupt judges and battle was pure fricking badass action awesome >Other battles were okay, but would have liked a little more, even if it extended the runtime a little >Needs a sequel >worth your time even if not really your thing >product of its era, and it shows, but not in a particularly bad way >one of the more kino products of that era
Yeah, forgot to mention how the drug itself was a cool concept, but yeah good how they did that and used it to good visual effect all through the film.
If they make another movie, I hope they go with the Dark Judges. There's a series focusing on their world, "The Fall of Deadworld", which has designs and a tone that would go well with the grittier 2012 Dreddverse.
I love this movie, it captures the stupid humor and aesthetics of the early comics even if it ends up feeling like a generic Stallone film rather than Dredd by the end. Look at Demolition Man, that the same.
The Judge costumes/bike are first rate.
The casting is excellent.
The story is decent but unremarkable.
The sets and worldbuilding are bad, captures none of the look or feel of Dredd's environment or the culture he works within.
Checked. Unfortunately, the bike scene and great casting can’t overcome the other variables.
I actually thought that was one of Schneider's best parts, and made me laugh. I have a soft spot for that film. Very similar to Demolition Man. But I never followed the comics. I can see how it's insulting for preexisting fans of Dredd though.
Just imagine that live-action 'Death Note' movie had actually been semi-decent, entertaining, but also played for laughs. Still good casting to have Willem Dafoe play Ryuk, but still not Light Yagami, Those unfamiliar with the source material wouldn't know the difference and think it was an okay concept and film, but it would still be an insulting adaption.
the most that was memorable were the uniquely done visuals and I remember it had a kino synth ost that worked well with everything else. Dredd looked cool in some instances.
>The internet is a degenerate wasteland >Within it lies a website >Outside the boundary boards a desert > A Reddit web >Inside the walls a cursed imageboard, stretching from Anime & Manga to Extreme Sports >An unbroken autistic webscape >800 million anons living in the ruin of the old Chan and the megaboards of the new one >Megathreads >Megagets. >Megachannel 4 >Convulsing >Choking >Breaking under its own weight >Posters in fear of the board >A shitpost >A NSFW image >Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos, the unpaid men and "women" of the hall of rules >Jurys >Reporters >Janitors
This movie is at its best in the moments between what your average normie is even going to notice while they're messing with their phone, or even scarfing down poporn. You can't miss a second or a single word of dialogue to really appreciate it for the exceptional piece of work it is.
It doesn't beat you over the head with shit like your average blockbuster, so I think most people only come away with the broad strokes, which along with a scaled-back plot makes it seem simplistic as an action/popcorn flick. The dialogue is almost too efficient at building the world and characters, where all the details are there, but mostly get missed as they pass you by non-stop.
eg. Take a shot of Slow-Mo and appreciate how much extra information and world-building is inserted into in-between scenes like this besides the surface exposition. How it gives them a blink-and-you'll-miss-it reason to level 39, where they run into the Black person gang perp, etc.
I suspect most normies watching the film don't even really consciously follow how they acquire information or get from one place to another.
BBC sex fantasy was weird and out of place
Good payoff though when she dream bit his dick off, and blew his forearm off later.
>black criminal wants to rape the cute cop because he's a degenerate scum bag
>this is a bbc sex fantasy!
It's like you didn't even understand what was going on at all.
Chuds never do, they're so obsessed with their own bbc fantasies they see it everywhere they look
I enjoyed it.
But she psychologically tortures him and then kills him, and he doesn’t even get to sex her first.
You are literally too stupid for a B-movie.
can anyone admit they have been filtered any better than this post does?
it actually was a separate scene that took place in the first drug den where they capture the Black person that they recut to be psychic cop girl.
That's 2 weeks in the isocube for the crime of stupidity
As a white man, that was my sole reason for even watching the movie.
Sure thing eurasian tiger. Little chink eyes.
solid 7/10, could argue for an 8
was it actually her actress whose boobs were out or was it a double?
The only thing that was wrong with it was that it wasn't long enough
Anyone who rates this movie is a Redditor. It completely missed the point of Dredd was edgy le dark subversive slop. That too was the moment I turned it off and never plan to watch a second of it again. Fricking deranged Hollywood commies, I swear..
If you think that was the reason they put it in and not because the people making it are degenerates then you don't know shit about Hollywood..
you got filtered
>you didn't like the needless interracial deranged fetish scene and the insincere and onions demolition of a classic comic book series and my wife's son guy being so heckin cool? FILTERED
The frick are you talking about? The original comics ARE subversive, this was straightforward. If anything, this movie is more based.
Accurate
Can I get a qrd on the point of Dredd? Never read the comics was more of a Cinemaphilegay growing up.
It's action/police procedural/dark comedy/etc. set in a post-apocalypse world with a consistent world and storyline developing in (roughly) real time. Unlike capeshit that keeps resetting the world the story of Dredd's world has progressed and kept going for the whole 40+ years run it has had.
Due to the setting (post-apocalypse, mutants, sci-fi, space, alternate realities) they can do and have done anything from western-themed stories to dinosaurs to space exploration to just Dredd dealing with murders or being a traffic cop. There's a ton of single page or single chapter stories but there's also numerous "epics" that deal with major issues like zombie apocalypse, nuclear war, bio-warfare etc. These major story arcs usually have repercussions that affect things in the setting even decades later. Like entire cities being destroyed or majority of the population of the city being wiped out by an engineered virus. This lead to years of stories/Dredd dealing with a city that's supposed to be beyond saving, the economy is fricked and everything is crashing.
Kino, thanks anon
>storyline developing in (roughly) real time
This is what really keeps things going. A year in real time is a year passing in the comics. Characters get old, die or retire in these stories. Dredd is an very old by now, he's gone through rejuvenation treatments to keep himself going but he's still an old man that's gone through decades of service in the most hellish city in the planet. A lot of the stories deal with him aging and he's retired and been pulled back in.
Also worth noting that it's a great premise the second you hear it.
ie. If you're going to have people sentenced to the Death Penalty, and you can argue in court that someone is guilty based on eye-witness testimony, etc. why not cut out the bullshit and just put Judges on the street where they can actually witness the crime personally, make a judgement, and issue the sentence on the spot?
Makes some kind of actual sense, while still feeling like an affront to our existing system of justice in every way, (literally being the judge, jury, and executioner).
The rest of what's good about Dredd is in how well you build the world around that premise and actually follow through on it.
Death Note is a similarly cool premise, (kill people by writing a name), and used in an intelligent way. Just some guy finding the Death Note and killing his own personal enemies as you'd expect would be fine in itself, but Light motherfricking Yagami and his motivations and use of it really elevates that to something truly kino.
you know this place is fricked when no one pre 2015 would have mentioned this
10/10 for action flick. best part was when stuff blew up.
8-9/10 could see arguments for it being a 10
Realistically, that's extreme but I see what you're getting at.
It's a pretty good action movie in every aspect, infinitely better than it should have been. I'd give it a 7-7.5 in comparison to similar films.
9/10. Top-tier action movie. Much better than The Raid because the camerawork isn't garbage.
6/10, better than expected and mostly superior to the older Judge Dread film
i wish it wasn't all in one building
9 years in the isocubes
6.5/10
I rate it 5/5 bretty gud. Far better that the Stallone picture.
Excellent Dredd film but it could have been better if it didn't look so contemporary, the punks in the block should have mowhawks and piercings and talk in punkslang.
8/10
ten out of fricking ten
0/10. Cuck movie.
Seethe, boi.
Avon had it coming.
Accurate rating.
No budget to match the visual splendor of the comics, terrible writing takes the gun away from the character whose only defining characteristic is using a gun. I want my time and money back on this shit. Regret being tricked into seeing this in the theater.
American 1995 movie - slop
British 2012 movie - kino
Sounds about right. Wasn't this supposed to be satire?
>Futsie murder
Should be less, futgays are the worst
you'd think with these kind of penalties there would be no crime
Very few people who commit a crime expect to be caught.
98% of the population is unemployed with no real education. Most never leave their block or the area around it, with each block having all the shit you'd expect in a small town (schools, sports arenas, shops, hospitals, etc). Thus, you get people committing crime out of sheer boredom, stupidity, an attempt to make it big, or all of the above.
They say they only get about 10% of crime, and MegaCity is big. Get wind of a Judge and move to a new place, not like they'd do follow up investigation.
>illegal alien .... deportation
wow literal racism
Fricking sugar.
>konradcurze.jpg
When do we get Dredd 2: The Boinger® Epidemic?
fricking kino. I want to read the comics now
are comics worth checking out?
not all, but there's some good ones
isn't tour of duty garbo
>modern
>America
gee I wonder what that's gonna be about
Is sugar slang for something?
No, it’s actually just sugar.
>illegal Boinging
>20 years
W…what is this..?
see
IIRC it's a form of sport that's very dangerous to the one participating and passerbys that involves flying surfboards. Could remember wrong, as it's been years since I've read the comic.
its a 'toy'
Boing® is a spray on material that swells up around you into a bouncy sphere, but you can still breathe inside it.
its supposed to be a fun indoor thing but like everything in mega city one; bored attention seeking idiots take it up to the top of city blocks for the epic lulz.
see also 'simping up' and 'getting ugly' for more citizen fads.
I am really looking forward to the mega city TV show, should rebellion actually find the money to make it.
>Jimping
Impersonating a Judge
kino?
Solid kinographical movie
Ma > anderson
corrupt judge scene was kinoooooooo
Bike, activate crowd control.
this is one thing I didn't like about the film. they didn't get the vehicles or the megways right.
surely a CGI mo-pad was not too much for their budget. shame.
10/10 but teased a sequel thats never gonna happen
i wanna live in friendly city :3
we need a Texas City kino
So Australians wouldn't notice any difference then?
>New israeli homeland
>includes disputed somalia teritories
Ok that's a good one.
>The Radlands
Woke/10
never read the comics/10
Anderson is my wife.
>world is way more interesting than two movies managed to be able to show us
>movie takes place almost entirely in some gay tower
stallone movie almost had some good lore in it but was ruined by rob schneider and cartoony mutants
Nah, they were fine. Not any worse than anything from the actual comics, which are often pretty damn silly. The Megacity is WAY better than Dredd's
What is wrong with Schneider? I've always been confused about why it's fine for Total Recall to be all camp and moronic on purpose, but people act like Dredd is meant to be some kind of super cereal movie. Same with the mutants. In the comics, the mutants are often silly, although it depends on the writer.
I actually thought that was one of Schneider's best parts, and made me laugh. I have a soft spot for that film. Very similar to Demolition Man. But I never followed the comics. I can see how it's insulting for preexisting fans of Dredd though.
Just imagine that live-action 'Death Note' movie had actually been semi-decent, entertaining, but also played for laughs. Still good casting to have Willem Dafoe play Ryuk, but still not Light Yagami, Those unfamiliar with the source material wouldn't know the difference and think it was an okay concept and film, but it would still be an insulting adaption.
yea no, put it in a movie or a tv show, thanks
>tv show
We can only hope for a good television buddy-cop drama series featuring Judge Dredd and rookie Anderson.
>Predator vs. Judge Dredd vs. ALIENS
>that dredd vs predator comic
>one of the judges spine ripped off with the head and helemt on it left intact
i miss the old comics like a drug
It's OK, but the Dredd Vs Aliens (no predators) was godly.
>Judge uses high ex on a xeno
>It goes about as well as you'd expect
vs CHUD
She's a pass.
>dredd is a Black person
newbie
Black person loving israelite homosexual
Actually, Dredd's (grand?)mother was revealed to be black in one of the recent comics. Checkmate, chuds.
I was referring to how the colorist of his first color appearance thought he was supposed to be black. The angry replies were a fun bonus.
9
soul vs soul
>dat feel when neither adaptation had the best character
Shame.
I never got the appeal of Waugh
>Shows up to fight vampires
>Stands around doing nothing for like five issues while the vampires eat everyone
>Jobs to the vampires and becomes one
Easily 4 out of 5, maybe even 4.5/5.
I like the Lawmaster.
I don't. Looks like cheap cosplay where they slap cheap plastic on top of something
Honestly my last favorite prop in the movie as a biker
Looks like it would suck to ride and steer like shit
THis bike was the worst part of the movie. It looks so dopey, and having the handle bars (steering? Grips?I don't know bike terms) so far back that the driver has to basically sit with their back straight up is gay as hell.
I don't know why they didn't use a different bike for the base, like one where the driver has to lean forward or something
Judge Sneed
great movie regret not watching in theater
They only showed it in 3D where I live. One of the biggest reasons it bombed.
5
great music and sound design, great visuals, great setting and pace, great characters
Literally flawless.
>Literally flawless.
ahem
okay fair, I'll detract 0.5 for having that monkey it it.
9.5/10
these homosexuals dont know about judge silver. making him a woman however is blatant homosexualry.
i threw up a little the first time i saw it. thank god there was the blonde qt to cleanse m
I wouldn't be surprised of Garland essentially directed it given his subsequent work compared to the credited director.
writing a bit shit for a couple not dredd scenes but the real problem is the action choregraphy should have been a lot better for an action movie, too much made for 3d static bullshit.
Still the rest of the movie makes up for it and it's like an 8/10
canonlywatchitsomanytimes/10. The best and worst rating I can give a film, really.
One of the few examples of 3D done well. It was amazing in the cinema.
>I said, hot shot
Many many times this year as soon as I'm done watching kinda obscure kino and there's a thread up about it. And they say tv has no taste.
Karl Urban really took a risk being the lead in an action movie where you never see most of his face. It's a good movie, not a lot of actors would have taken that role.
Stop pretending Karl Urban is an A-lister.
No one's pretending that he is. He just obviously didn't want to have that status if he did movies like Dredd and played Bones in Star Trek.
10/10 action movie
I have no idea why it flopped
>Kino as shit
>Urban was a great Dredd, chameleonic performance
>Didn't take off helmet (legend - none of the usual actor facetime bullshit)
>Lena Headey was great as Ma-Ma, really came off like a damaged evil b***h
>Fun fact: One of her earliest parts was in a MacGyver movie
>Blonde chick wasn't bad at all and decent plot with rookie test and shit
>Gritty Mega City and Peach Trees done okay and fine with lesser scale instead of saving the world with blue laser shooting into the sky or some shit
>Corrupt judges and battle was pure fricking badass action awesome
>Other battles were okay, but would have liked a little more, even if it extended the runtime a little
>Needs a sequel
>worth your time even if not really your thing
>product of its era, and it shows, but not in a particularly bad way
>one of the more kino products of that era
One of my favorite things is how it let the visuals explain the drug before the dialogue did
Yeah, forgot to mention how the drug itself was a cool concept, but yeah good how they did that and used it to good visual effect all through the film.
10/10
>Citizen Anon, your crimes include multiple shitposts, off-topic, and racism outside of /b/
>How do you plead?
>AND MA MA
>…. JUDGEMENT TIME.
9/10 kino action shit plus soundtrack.
Nice "The Raid" ripoff 7,5/10
5/10
It was a ripoff of the other movie that started production after this movie started production.
If they make another movie, I hope they go with the Dark Judges. There's a series focusing on their world, "The Fall of Deadworld", which has designs and a tone that would go well with the grittier 2012 Dreddverse.
Fatty kino.
>meanwhile at the Cinemaphile meetup
10/10. My ideal action flick.
>Want to read Dredd comics/2000 AD Stories.
>There's currently up to 100000000000 issues.
Maybe some day.
just read the essentials
Two thumbs way up. It was an exhilarating thrill ride.
Its cheap overall look and tone. Average film, judge dredd destroys it in every single way.
>11 years ago
>no fatties
0/10, I want a fatties movie.
10/10
I love this movie, it captures the stupid humor and aesthetics of the early comics even if it ends up feeling like a generic Stallone film rather than Dredd by the end. Look at Demolition Man, that the same.
7/10
Good but overrated by sci-fi genre plebs.
6.5/10
Overrated by tryhard obese onions. Decent, but nothing special.
post body
The Judge costumes/bike are first rate.
The casting is excellent.
The story is decent but unremarkable.
The sets and worldbuilding are bad, captures none of the look or feel of Dredd's environment or the culture he works within.
Checked. Unfortunately, the bike scene and great casting can’t overcome the other variables.
Good post
How much do you weigh?
7/10 decent but not memorable.
the most that was memorable were the uniquely done visuals and I remember it had a kino synth ost that worked well with everything else. Dredd looked cool in some instances.
10 years in the isocube out of 10. I wish they had made a sequel.
I love how nobody even has to explain what an isocube is, you just know from the sci-fi name and context.
weren't they going to make a spin-off tv show? what happened?
>The internet is a degenerate wasteland
>Within it lies a website
>Outside the boundary boards a desert
> A Reddit web
>Inside the walls a cursed imageboard, stretching from Anime & Manga to Extreme Sports
>An unbroken autistic webscape
>800 million anons living in the ruin of the old Chan and the megaboards of the new one
>Megathreads
>Megagets.
>Megachannel 4
>Convulsing
>Choking
>Breaking under its own weight
>Posters in fear of the board
>A shitpost
>A NSFW image
>Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos, the unpaid men and "women" of the hall of rules
>Jurys
>Reporters
>Janitors
6/10
i liek the stallone one a ton more and it does its best with that pg13 rating
Ma-Ma needed a line at the end or something.
Dredd saying "Defence noted" doesn't really work with her saying nothing before throwing her out the window. Need to change his line or hers.
This movie is at its best in the moments between what your average normie is even going to notice while they're messing with their phone, or even scarfing down poporn. You can't miss a second or a single word of dialogue to really appreciate it for the exceptional piece of work it is.
It doesn't beat you over the head with shit like your average blockbuster, so I think most people only come away with the broad strokes, which along with a scaled-back plot makes it seem simplistic as an action/popcorn flick. The dialogue is almost too efficient at building the world and characters, where all the details are there, but mostly get missed as they pass you by non-stop.
eg. Take a shot of Slow-Mo and appreciate how much extra information and world-building is inserted into in-between scenes like this besides the surface exposition. How it gives them a blink-and-you'll-miss-it reason to level 39, where they run into the Black person gang perp, etc.
I suspect most normies watching the film don't even really consciously follow how they acquire information or get from one place to another.