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Very nice anon
you look like jacquline sparrow lmao you trying to get fricked in the ass by bubba or what
I live near LA so if I see you I'm going to throw hot coffee on you
You need to add a beard and eye liner bro.
Looking sharp. A big ass jar of dirt would be a cute and cheap prop
That's water world
Also that would be heavy and breakable
For a prop he could... Carry the entire original cast and crew on his back
>That's water world
Have you really never seen/heard "I've got a jar of dirt"
I think you'll feel really depressed after spending a day taking pictures with tourists tbh
cept for the shoes and short pants not bad
You're going to get shot by another jack sparrow for stepping on his turf
>for Hollywood Blvd.
You're going to wind up like the guy who walked the boulevard dressed as Superman. Look it up.
I remember watching a documentary about that dude and the other characters who troll the blvd. Sad creatures.
The documentary did not cover his death IIRC.
Are you talking about that documentary where following people who dress up as various characters taking pictures with tourists for money and how they were basically homeless bums?
Yup. And to think OP is actively trying to pursue that lifestyle lmao
>they were basically homeless bums
They are though, this is the sad reality of it. And yes, that's the documentary he's talking about. I knew the Superman guy a bit long ago, he was really nice but it was just sad. The costumed people were all freaks of one kind of another, mainly mental disorders with substance abuse issues. Google to see how he died, it's quite a story.
just give me a rundown please
No. You can literally fricking google it yourself you lazy fricking bastard.
imagine gatekeeping something this stupid, you live a pathetic life
Not gatekeeping a goddamn thing you lazy fricking zoomer. You have literally everything you need to get the info yourself except for brains, I simply refuse to hold your hand and coddle you, you feckless c**t.
He died from fricking your mom and catching AIDS. Very sad.
oooooh big words, look at you playing secret club with your multi chinned homosexual buddies on here. so cool. you fricking asshat
I cant look it up if I dont know what to search
Okay. So, you can either believe everything you read on this forum, or you can learn to look up and verify shit for yourself. You can either look at what's already been provided in this very fricking thread and pick out the THREE WORDS required to find it in a google search. Or you can go back to being the gullible idiot who falls for the constant troll posting on every board on Cinemaphile, including the weekly death of DJ Qualls.
You seriously need to learn how to verify things for yourself. This is an essential life skill. You cry and demand and insult me when you can't figure out this very very basic shit.
Three words only to get what you need from google.
what 3 words? "you love wiener"? "you suck dick"? "you are gay"? "you eat cum"? "you have AIDS"? "secret gatekeeping homosexual"? eat shit and die
Boku no pico
>I cant look it up if I dont know what to search
I'm prepared to hold your hand through this
>asshat, homosexual, gatekeeper
>eat shit and die
Seriously kid. YOU are the fricking problem here. If you had replied with a less homosexualy response I was going to walk you through it. The fact that you can't figure out the three simple words shows that's you're Black person-tier moronic.
"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. TEACH a man to fish, and he eats for life"
And all you can do is cry and attack and scream at strangers because you're literally fricking moronic. I tried to help you son, but you're a lost cause.
>I tried to help you son, but you're a lost cause.
Dude literally offered to help you and this is your zoomer reply? Fricking loser.
refusing to spoonfeed a moron isn't what gatekeeping is, especially if you have all the key words to find out yourself.
Wait are you a woman?
watch out for undercover disney execs, they like to walk around and ask who you're supposed to be and if you answer "Jack Sparrow" they slap you with a cease and desist and a hefty fine for character infringement
so always answer that you're "carribean pirate man"
>a cease and desist and a hefty fine
Whoa Lad! Giving a street bum a paper stating they owe a hefty fine sure is gonna work!
>so always answer that you're "carribean pirate man"
OP's not a man
lol reminds me of those stories of Disney goons going after families for using Disney characters on the graves and headstones of their dead children
is this true?
That absolutely sounds like something Disney would do. They once sent a cease and desist to a pre-school in bumfrick nowhere because it had a handpainted mural with Mickey Mouse on it.
Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from
Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story. So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of
water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not
much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises.
The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.
In. The. Fricking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.
Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:
"Spitting is for quitters."
This echoes over the b***hing of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her
from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont frick at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.
>water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years
>Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in.
I know they don't hire the brightest people to work at DL. Besides, cremated remains get dumped in the Pirates ride often enough (yes, Haunted Mansion moreso, but it's literally not the only place on property to have that problem). And what the frick would anyone working for Mouseschwitz care about costing the company money?
yeah my cousin was in costume on hollywood blvd and got in a argument with a schizophrenic homeless man. They started throwing insults and the guy said something like Ant-Man is a shit character and my cousin responds "I'm Iron Man dipshit" and BAM the homeless guy pulled out the cease and desist letters and had 2 officers standing nearby disguised as tourists.
Rookie mistake.
>daddy needs to get his rocks off!
gay shoenice in a pirate wig
man I miss liveleak and watching him and that mexican and his goblina wife posting vids trying to one-up each other, among the other content that site provided. the comment section was amazing.
does any site even come close to liveleak? not JUST gore videos but for all kinds of content. it was pretty much /gif/ youtube
Don't let the haters affect you and don't give up even if it feels like you're going nowhere. It might take months or even years but you will succeed
what possible future does a fat furry-adjacent israelitetuber have besides an eviction notice?
>boomers get trolled by zoomer on 4chins
lol
>doubles down on their Black person behavior
Sad.
>I was just pretending to be moronic you guys!
Every fricking time.
bruh, sorry not everyone is a tech wizard like yall, sitting here all day on the internet and shit. some of us half lives to live so all this reverse image searching and stuff like that is not easy