>Drinking water makes you evil
What did Deni mean by this?
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>Drinking water makes you evil
>Drinking water makes you evil
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that shit is gatorade
it's worm piss or at least that's what the desert normies call it. they get it from inside sand worm babies.
That's uisce beatha, the pissh of life.
Worm piss tastes delicious apparently.
>evil
you didn't get the main point you dumb moron
havent watched the movie yet but im pretty sure i know more than you, dumbshit
I highly doubt that cause I fricked your mom last night and she told me you are a dumb autist
if you're being a deak, then atleast cum on my face. and no, I don't have a mother, well only a libtard like you would ever concider a man that has cut of his penis a 'women'. enjoy your gaylife bowser. and for the recond.. im not autistic
Penis made water literally blue but he couldn't make the worm's mouth look like a blue iris. Dishonest hack.
He's so inconsistent. He should have committed to the blue.
You were vindicated in the end blue-posting anon.
You were supposed to be clapping for Zendaya CHUD, go read a book if you want lore, nerd.
Why does worm juice make you omniscient? Why doesn't everybody drink it?
spice is worm shit.
worm pee is concentrated spice.
spice is magic.
very few can handle that much magic.
>very few can handle that much magic
You never know until you try. After all, the stupid ass sand people thought Paul couldn't, and then he told them they were dumb homosexuals. Shouldn't all of these homies be injecting worm jizz into their veins daily now?
Did you not watch the film?
I was more focused on the popcorn tbh, what'd I miss?
because it literally kills anyone who isn't bene gesserit, who have supernatural control over the physiology of their body they can expel the poison
>t. Bene Gesserit
So Gurney, with a bit more training, could drink the Mountain Dew Voltage. Jessica could just teach all of the Fremen, and then where would the Beans be lmao? What a cucked sisterhood of incompetency.
Bait.
Yeah, I'm fishing for somebody to explain this moronic movie to me.
You would have the answers if you had watched the film, homosexual.
I already told you the popcorn was my primary concern, goddamn homie can you read? I know my attention span is shit but frick me you can't even remember a post from two minutes ago.
Maybe the movie does make sense and has an explanation, but evidently you're the wrong person to ask. You saw the film and probably can't even remember it despite having your eyes glued to the screen.
popcorn doesn't exist int he movie though, i dont know what the frick you're talking about, this is ''Dune'' the movie part2
Popcorn does exist, you see Chani's lesbian friend eating some, that is before she gets cooked herself.
>Popcorn does exist
No, popcorn never existed and never will.
>lesbian
in an apocalypse? yeah right.. whoever the frick wrote this movie is a HACK.
>popcorn
>corn growing in the desert
Whew
Why would they want to teach the people they are trying to control and manipulate all their secret powers and abilities?
Same reason you might nuke the spice mines of Kessel. You don't have to teach them ALL the secrets, like the Voice, but the whole physiological aspects and visions and shit could be useful for their survivability. Also the whole idea is that Jessica and Paul have ironically used the Bene Gesserit implanted religion to control the Fremen, without use of the Voice. So if they teach them how to defend themselves against the Voice, you still retain control over them and make the Bene Gesserit the laughing stock of the galaxy, which they are, and always will be.
>because it literally kills anyone who isn't bene gesserit, who have supernatural control over the physiology of their body they can expel the poison
iirc from the one time I read the first book, they actually use some space magic telekinesis to rearrange the molecular structure of the poison to make it non-toxic.
no fricking way
>evil
>he doesn't know
Is the maker/little maker/water/spice cycle not explained in part2?
Nope, we were told that the blue water is worm piss and poisonous.
I was planning to stay away, but I'm interested now in how they fricked it up.
I'm assuming you already know that the Guilds have no role or even mention in the films.
Spacing Guild? No I didn't know that.
How does the emperor lose legitimacy without the guild being mentioned?
He doesn't, essentially.
Paul threatens to nuke the spice fields if the Great Houses interfere with his duel for the Imperial throne, they relent. Paul duels Feyd and gets his shit kicked in and should have died because he gets stabbed the same way Gurney stabs him during their training session in Part One, but he just walks it off because plot armor I guess. He then goes to execute the Emperor but Irulan requests he be spared, so the Emperor kneels. Despite this, the Great Houses don't recognize Paul as Emperor, and he goes to war with them. End credits.
I like how Denis didn't trust the audience to understand how exactly Paul would stop the Spice flow, because he barely explained how that works, so he changes to "nuking the spice fields", meaning nuking the entire surface of Arakis to kill worms...that live miles and miles underground for most of their lives.
Its so insulting, he really didn't care.
you always have to adjust things for mass consuption. why you think we have exposition dumps? because peepoo are stupid.
>Paul, come with me. Your father left you a cache of nukes in the middle of the desert. Every house has nukes, but don't worry about that because it won't come up. Anyway, the door requires your DNA to open, even though everybody and their mother has access to laser cutters. Stick your hand in the b- I mean fingers in the holes. Fantastic, now we can nuke Spice Harbor. Your father would be proud, and he was a good friend.
The Spacing Guild is mentioned a couple times in the first film and a few representatives briefly appear in the herald of the change scene but yeah Part 2 minimizes them
that was just nickname that the cool kids gave it as joke. like" haha she gonna drink worm piss XD"
Yeah but Stilbirth doesn't deny it, he just tells them to shut the frick up. Personally? I think it's worm cum. I mean the worms are visually metaphorical enough, but it's literally called THE WATER OF LIFE, for no reason, other than presumably its main ingredient.
They explain and show where the water of life comes from but that's it
They show it, I don't remember if the dude explains it. I mean it's just a comparatively tiny worm who gets a tube shoved down his gaping mouth anus, and blueberry fanta comes out.
I don't even know what the frick was going on with Chani or why Paul woke up. I guess it's magic, or it was a prank, I don't know. I was pretty much checked out by that point.
>makes you evil
how would you have felt last night if you didn't eat breakfast or lunch yesterday?
>*hits shrooms*
>so uhhh worm peepee and poopoo give you superpowers
The water of life is the bile of the sand worm, beside being a powerfull venom is pretty much spice on steroid. In the people train to way of the Bene Gesserit, they are train on pushing the body to is limit and one of the more important ability is to read into the genetic memory of there ancestors.
Drinking the water give u access to all memory's form your ancestor, even the most cruel and to all there experience: joy and pain.
The experience is so strong is inevitable that the person find himself so much change to became cold, pragmatic and cruel..
also the Bene Gesserit shit is only for woman, Paul being trained as one is literally Jesus tier shit.
Is defense against Bene Gesserit shit considered being trained as one?
So what's the significance of the spice anyway? Why is it so important in the movie? It obviously means shit to the other houses, if threatening to destroy it doesn't make them change their mind.
it makes people precogs and makes them live longer. space travel depends on it since it's what makes navigators able to navigate without getting lost and ending up in another galaxy by accident half the time.
>it's what makes navigators able to navigate
Who? When were they shown in the movie?
Part One has an opening monologue by Paul where he has like one sentence mentioning it. Base covered. And, ACTION!
The significance is something along the lines of Skynet (or rather, people who didn't like Skynet, I think) nuked everybody, so galactic treaty outlawed A.I. and computers in general, but only to an ambiguous degree. Everybody abides by this because, well, galactic treaty. So spice is used to give spaceship Navigators prescience to, well, navigate space at high speeds, retaining interstellar travel. Why people travel interstellarly for any reason other than for spice is beyond me.
In terms of why they didn't change their mind, well the devil's in the detail. Essentially, Paul is threatening the spice in that specific moment to prevent them from entering orbit/landing and interfering with his immediate attempt at the Imperial throne. After he succeeds, on paper, with a huge asterisk, the threat TECHNICALLY no longer stands, because the deal has been altered. Why Paul doesn't just make the same threat again, I don't know. I think in the book it's implied that the Jihad is essentially out of Paul's control by that point. So since he can just let the Jihad do its thing and retain control of the only known commodity in the galaxy, there's no real reason to interfere with either.
The real question is why the frick didn't the Jihad just immediately go and combat the Great House fleets? Why was nuking spice even proposed when the alternative exists, and in theory should have already been occurring with or without Paul's consent? The answer being that Dune is fricking shit, overrated nonsense. Interesting conceptually, on a grand scale, but fricking abhorrent in detail and characterization. It's literally like reading the Bible. Ain't nobody reading that shit for the logistics or characters.
>the rules are: i can attack you but you cant attack me
pretty typical semetic shenanigans tbh