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*drowns sexily*

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name another scene where the actress' nipples visibly harden.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a necromaniac

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that's right, run out of that oxygen you filthy bawd!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    TV/Movies thread

    >those stretch mark lines on her boobs
    I'll pass thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks breasts feel like bags of sand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks they don't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some actually do

        >French
        >israeli
        gotta be a massive bawd

        No way she hasn't takin Haitian dick before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that’s hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first of all, you moron namegay, you have absolutely no sex with women, second of all you have no taste at all frick you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All women with big boobs have them you virgin moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        first of all, you moron namegay, you have absolutely no sex with women, second of all you have no taste at all frick you

        What's worse, being an incel or being a simp like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely it's worse to be an incel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that way pal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more booba for me

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *breasts boobily*

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *makes you cum sexually*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine her giving you a hand job while looking into your eyes like that, every time you close your eyes she uses a taser on your balls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dubai?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eva Green
    >is white
    I don't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her eyes are green you dopey twat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she doesnt seem human, she looks other worldly in a good way of course, is she an angel or a demon? or mayhaps something else entirely

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >those dilated pupils
          Fricking junkie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            permanent state of arousal

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately believe Mommy Eva Green is the most beautiful woman to have ever lived.
    Literally Aphrodite in human flesh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the statue has a better ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haven't seen her in a single role where she isn't absolutely repulsive. there's nothing less sexy than a moronic, shameless prostitute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think the statue's butt smells too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ideally, it smells like Mommy Eva's butt too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Eva invites you to the SNIFF Film Festival where people can come up to her and smell her body part
          Where is your nose going first bros?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Underboob.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            her right armpit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wanna smell her armpits and also her cleavage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dubs of truth
      Eva is a goddess

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone should do a photo montage of all her difference facial expressions and range across her whole career it would probably be interesting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have this

          I get furiously horny at any other version of Eva but for some reason Vesper does nothing for me

          Same, I think she's glammed up too much in that black dress. Here

          She's perfect

          she's prettier.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cringe or kino if I hang this on my wall?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cringe, but if you cum all over it every day then its kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Be careful, Cinemaphile troony jannies will ban you for posting lewds
      Eva threads should be made on /hr/ or /s/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mommy Eva is worth taking bans for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are watching with cum glasses, anon. Look for pics of Eva Green without her eye makeup, she looks mid as shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just did and i think she looks even hotter, i think you are a homosexual anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen pics of her with no makeup, she probably looks even better.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's perfect

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn succubus.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >log onto Cinemaphile
    >see new Eva thread
    BASED.

    [...]

    AAAAND ruined.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not casting her as Rachel Dawes. Like what the frick was Christopher Nolan unironically thinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was she an option?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nolan is anti-French from what I've heard. Eva did a casting for one of Nolan's movies and that bastard kicked her off the set

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie hwat? He cast Marion Cotillard in the last Batman movie and Inception.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nolan was originally a misogynist, anti-French and racist guy but he had to change that or at least hide it because he became very big in Hollywood.Eva Green was on the final list to be catwoman in tdkr but she said that was bullshit because of her past experience with Nolan.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get furiously horny at any other version of Eva but for some reason Vesper does nothing for me

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Dreamers 4K is releasing next month!
    Are you ready for Eva's puffy pussy in ultra high-def?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does it depress you, anon? To know just how alone you are?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am only depressed I can't cuddle and make love with 2006 Eva Green.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do you wanna know why I use a fleshlight?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My only issue with her are the thick eye lids. They're similar to Jennifer Lawrence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >also drowns

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has a twin sister who's married to an italian duc
    just imagine...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fraternal twin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine what anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an italian duc

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst timeline, truly.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good god i want her to peg me
    GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THESE URGES

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >simping for a shameless caveman stare prostitute
    Her only good role was in that Peregrine movie, where she couldn't be a prostitute

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >French
    >israeli
    gotta be a massive bawd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why we love her

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading some post once about some anon that met her at some event or something and he sat next to her for a bit. He claimed he got a boner by just smelling her perfume in proximity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MMM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i can see that happening to me just by smelling her, i would even go as far as to say i would probably wet my pants with precum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn I remember that too

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The drowning scene in royale ruined a perfectly good movie

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    molto bene

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a mommy gf, bros?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She reminds me of my girl cousin's best friend who was my first kiss. The only woman I've ever loved. Yes, I wanted to frick her and am still in love with her. She died in a car accident.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has she been in any movies lately where she shows the goods?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most recent was proxima in 2019

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn her breasts still look great.

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