>*drowns sexily*

>*drowns sexily*

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she fricks indian guys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone could pull that off

      No one looks like they frick Indian guys, not even Indian girls.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw oneitis ex gf is dating a trust fund pajeet

        How do I redeem sirs?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No one looks like they frick Indian guys, not even Indian girls.
        fricking kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No one looks like they frick Indian guys, not even Indian girls.

        she looks like she fricks indian guys

        I dunno why in general, Indian guys are just so repulsive. There are handsome african guys, handsome arab guys -- yes they are prone to violence and that's why it's a bad idea to actually date them, but they could seem sexy at least, on tv, whereas the average Indian guy, I don't have to imagine the smell, why is that? Cause the average Indian girl is actually kinda cute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No she does not.

      https://i.imgur.com/7wgDMJ6.jpg

      >*drowns sexily*

      The most attractive women in the world have a kind of natural depravity to them. It's sort of like how you can look at some guys and say, "He looks like some kind of sex offender." Sometimes, very rarely, that depraved nature is instilled in a beautiful and glamorous woman. I can think of a few actresses who have that quality.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go on, who are they?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Emmanuelle Seigner is a good example. She had that quality that would be called "creepy" if found in a male, but in a woman is extremely pleasing and stimulating, at least according to me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She ended up marrying Polanski so she must be depraved too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Agreed.

              All I got that won't get a ban. Dreamers is truly a masterpiece.

              Looking at these images makes me depressed because Eva Green is much better looking than my current partner.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good choice. Probably the sexiest portrayal of the devil I’ve ever seen

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you. Have you seen Bitter Moon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have not.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's kino

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two points: 1) It's an excellent and unique movie 2) Emmanuelle Seigner is naked and performs weird sex acts throughout the movie.

                [...]
                Imagine not being into visibly israeli women.

                Naked AND weird sex acts? Adding it to my watchlist.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a bit where the male protagonist dresses like a pig and crawls around on the floor while the lovely Mlle Seigner pursues him around with a riding crop.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two points: 1) It's an excellent and unique movie 2) Emmanuelle Seigner is naked and performs weird sex acts throughout the movie.

                She looks so israelite. Like Gal Gadot. Do people actually like that?

                Imagine not being into visibly israeli women.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              My demonfu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an oversexual creep and women fight for my dick
        True story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think she looks like a rape victim at all. What makes you say that?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    m-mommy

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hfw

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uses CPR as an excuse to grab your boob

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie could've played Kain

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    concentrate James. Try to remember. Why are your hands on her breasts? THINK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many takes do you think it took for them to catch her nipple hardening in real time?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cgi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this scene the reason why that one anon hates Daniel Craig so much?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The trouble was starting the scene without her having stiff nipples.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's cold

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many takes do you think it took for them to catch her nipple hardening in real time?

      >dead body gets sexually aroused

      *Necrophile has entered the chat*

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *drowns boobily*

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they realistically portray her evacuating her bowels upon drowning and causing a big brown cloud in the water to appear?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because most people aren’t fricking freaks and would prefer not to see that.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post her in Dreamers, I cant cuz jannies hate me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I got that won't get a ban. Dreamers is truly a masterpiece.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's the only reason to watch 300's sequel movie

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can't keep getting away with it

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incredible thread

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks so israelite. Like Gal Gadot. Do people actually like that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like her but Gadot is too plain for me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes people like how Eva Green looks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no
      Don't compare that yenta to my Nordic-Gallic goddess

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she got choked to death in some movie by the ncis guy and made it look hot as frick
    >he was 22 you sick frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks hot just in that still lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah women tend to look hot when they're cumming.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      name of movie?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        White bird in a blizzard

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone make a webm

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame Eva Green doesn't have a child to pass her good genes. This is why I appreciate Milla Jovovich even more because she has the common sense to have a child

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am in desperate need of a goth Eva Green gf

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*breasts boobily*

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still have some time with the body
    >*unzzips*

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I would cut off my ear and mail it to this woman if she asked me to.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Looking at these makes me feel very melancholy. I think my days of sleeping with beautiful women might have peaked. It's possible I might live out the rest of my life and never see a woman this good-looking naked again, ever. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happened to me. I'm 38 and now I can't really frick anyone anymore because I rarely go out now, and you stop getting invited to many places if you're single at this age.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My problem is that I'm getting married. I want to take being married seriously, which means I can't run around pursuing beautiful women all the time anymore. But it feels a bit like committing suicide. Like right when you're standing on the stool with the noose around your neck you must think, "I'm never going to read a book again." "I'm never going to listen to music again." "I'm never going to eat a meal or drink water again. That's all over now." It's like I'm standing on the stool thinking, "It's all over. I no longer get to know the delight and pleasure of undressing a beautiful woman for the first time anymore. It's finished forever." I know it's foolish to agonize over because it's going to come to an end eventually anyway, so it doesn't matter so much if it ends now or 50 years from now, but it's still somewhat alarming.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          causal sex ruins pair bonding ability in women and in men

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes yes, I'm aware of the meme.

            >No one looks like they frick Indian guys, not even Indian girls.
            [...]
            I dunno why in general, Indian guys are just so repulsive. There are handsome african guys, handsome arab guys -- yes they are prone to violence and that's why it's a bad idea to actually date them, but they could seem sexy at least, on tv, whereas the average Indian guy, I don't have to imagine the smell, why is that? Cause the average Indian girl is actually kinda cute.

            Winona Ryder is also extremely attractive, but in a more respectable way.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that The Dreamers 4K is being released next month

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    I wanna suck on her huge nipples

    [...]
    [...]
    Looking at these makes me feel very melancholy. I think my days of sleeping with beautiful women might have peaked. It's possible I might live out the rest of my life and never see a woman this good-looking naked again, ever. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

    Same and I’m only 27

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is it never ends. There are not enough women in the world for you to ever say, "Okay, I've had my fill, I'm good." No matter how many you manage to eat up you'll always be left unprepared to voluntarily surrender the pursuit. No one in the world should be allowed to be as beautiful as Eva Green. It's the same reason we don't allow private citizens to have their own nuclear warheads: it's too much power for one person.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    This used to play on IFC uncensored, I was at a sleepover when I was like 14 and we turned it on because of the description on the channel guide. Almost immediately got nearly naked Eva Green. Those were pre-streaming porn days, too.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    question for the kino enjoyers. how did they do the drowning scene in Casino Royale? the shot where she starts breathing in the water. it looks so real and I always wondered how they filmed that scene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was underwater, literally, under the water.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She told Arena magazine: "I rehearsed before - it was not like trying to drown. You have to swim underwater and gasp, it's quite scary. I really wanted to cry when I was doing it. It was the weirdest moment of my life."
      Probably had some diver just off screen to provide air. I don't think they drown and resuscitate actors usually.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solange was the best Bond girl in that film.

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