>see all these Druk threads on the catalog >finally get around to watching the movie >ready to discuss Madskinon with my fello Drukbros >click on a Druk thread last week >nobody is discussing the movie >it's just anons glamorizing their alcoholism >mfw
Nope but they think my drinking and mental illness will lead to me harming myself or someone else
I drink about 1L vodka per day and apparenty that's enough
Mostly relatives but recently some friends went together and filed a report of concern or whatever it's called.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You must be an butthole while druk then, sounds like a you problem
8 months ago
Anonymous
You don't understand how this works, do you? I am locked up in my apartment and drink until I need to get more. I don't talk to anyone.
8 months ago
Anonymous
So why would they report you? What reason would they have
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you really don't get it. Stop drinking when you still can.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You could just stop being a little b***h
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm an alcoholic. I drink. I can't stop and I won't stop.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like they're gonna make you stop, kek
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah but I'll be out in a month.
8 months ago
Anonymous
imagine letting others tell you what you can and cant do, kek
8 months ago
Anonymous
Stupid Black person they will literally force you in there. I have no choice.
Unless I can get rid of withdrawals by monday
8 months ago
Anonymous
You just sound like a fricking loser dude
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah no fricking shit. Of course I am.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Stop being one then
8 months ago
Anonymous
No thanks
8 months ago
Anonymous
You fricking lying homosexual, they can't Baker Act you for drinking alone in your apartment. There's something you're not telling us
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not American, dumbass.
8 months ago
Anonymous
What 3rd world shit hole do you live in then?
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm European.
8 months ago
Anonymous
No wonder you're such a virgin loser then
8 months ago
Anonymous
I have fricked more women than you've had eye contact with
8 months ago
Anonymous
Dude you're a self proclaimed 1lt a day vodka drinker whos mentally moronic and about to get locked up. who are you trying to kid?
8 months ago
Anonymous
I never denied the loser part, but in spite of that I have seen more action than you ever will
8 months ago
Anonymous
No you havn't loser, your imagination doesnt count
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm transparent about everything yet I lie about fricking women. Alright. If that makes you feel better.
that's an argument about holes therefore it means you have to resort to something irrelevant to try and defend the point you already lost
I didn't start it.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>yet I lie about fricking women
Yes, glad you finally admitted it
8 months ago
Anonymous
Glad you realized an alcoholic loser online needs to lie about having sex with women. You caught me.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you clearly do you fricking loser
8 months ago
Anonymous
you've got to search for the hero inside yourself
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm transparent about everything
you wont even tell what country youre in
8 months ago
Anonymous
Right, I won't. So I am transparent abput most things then.
Yeah you clearly do you fricking loser
Hilarious. I am on the brink of being moved to a fricking home for addicts but lying about sex surely makes me feel better.
8 months ago
Anonymous
that's an argument about holes therefore it means you have to resort to something irrelevant to try and defend the point you already lost
8 months ago
Anonymous
You better watch what you're saying, kid. You're talking to a US Marine right now. I've seen more action than you and your daddy's nutsack combined. Hot, tight, wet Phillipino hookers. They can go all night. You haven't seen shit, kiddo
8 months ago
Anonymous
0x0=0
trannies don't count
I believe him. He's probably in his late 30's and started drinking at the weekends and doing loads of gear with his mates while shagging birds a long the way. It spiraled into the mess you're reading today.
8 months ago
Anonymous
0x0=0
8 months ago
Anonymous
trannies don't count
8 months ago
Anonymous
He's a lying fricking pussy. There's no way they're going to have him committed if he's not breaking any laws. He's either drunk-dialing people and threatening to commit suicide, or he can't pay his bills, or something like that
I'm European.
Why are you playing so coy about your location? You think we're going to come find you if you say what country you're in?
I like it every now and again as a treat, sometimes I like my own company, being able to put on music I like but it does get old fast. I only do it like twice a month
How do you not do it? I never realized how socially strange it is to have even 1 drink by yourself every day, until some colleagues started talking about it one day
Needed more scenes with angry, belligerent, wife beating druks. Otherwise it still feels like they live in a magic fantasy land where everyone can act alright drunk as long as they don’t drink too much. Also i was disappointed that WHAT A LIFE was a pop song after seeing it posted so much
Watched it twice. I'm really surprised they didn't have that soccer kid accidentally drink from the coaches alcohol bottle with the little "hey, share your water" scene.
i've attempted the experiment and it requires a lot of self control. i went overboard after about 4 days but work was fun. totally doable if you don't like alcohol
The message was they tried a funny thing, it wasn't all that cracked up to be, they lost some, they gained some.
Mads had made peace with druk at the end: No need to give up the thing entirely, like simplistic Burger morals would ''demand''.
It's a good watch. Only hang ups I have with it are too much Chirchill dick riding and it was obvious that older teach would commit suicide as soon as he started saying stuff like "God I miss teaching and my wife and shit like that in act 1
Just an update, there is one anon who is convinced that he's doing the right thing by taking you all off of the path of DRUK, and people called him out for being a homosexual, so how he posts from his phone with overly absurd stories about how 'some anon is ruining his life' with tons of detail and tons of replies (to himself) to make you feel like (You) can't have fun and drink.
Just drink. Once a week keeps me right. Nothing wrong with it. I tried sober life for 3 months, I gained weight, my digestion went to shit, I couldn't pass a stool for days.
I watched it too the other day while druking, and it was ok but it was kind of tedious and I'm not sure if I would watch it again. I don't really see why it acheived meme status other than I guess Mads and that ambiguous ending. I'm glad it didn't try to whack you over the head with 'alcohol bad' at the end there. But yeah, other than that it's just like a slow drama about a group of teachers who decide to get druk as an 'experiment'
So you drink 18 beers a day and then go to work and hold a steady job? God i hate larpers like you
8 months ago
Anonymous
I start at about 6 am, then go to bed around 8. Not before i've re-upped for the next day.
job is 6:30-4ish with a nice lunch break
8 months ago
Anonymous
So you drink 18 cans in 4 hours? Every single night?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>in 4 hours
I drink while I'm working, anon
18 throughout my entire day
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I drink while I'm working
How, explain
8 months ago
Anonymous
covid had many benefits, ed boy
8 months ago
Anonymous
Tell us more anon, go on
8 months ago
Anonymous
work from home, work in middle management, and make 80k
simple really
8 months ago
Anonymous
Ah yes the old 80k a year management job were you only work from home, fricking kek you must be a zoomer
8 months ago
Anonymous
plenty of companies do it anon
t. millennial
I earned my stripes as you boomers say kek
but enjoy your 9-5 (7-7 based on your commute)
i'll still be laffin
8 months ago
Anonymous
Atleast i'm not a larping loser
8 months ago
Anonymous
tell yourself that if it makes you feel better, but don't forget you need to lay bricks/flip burgers tomorrow (Saturday)
8 months ago
Anonymous
>WFH >Ensure no meetings after 12pm on a Friday >DRUK TIME
8 months ago
Anonymous
>had no meetings after 12pm today >figured I'd start drinking >my manager's boss calls me on teams at 4
went alright, but I think I ended up saying someone was a fricking prick. he got sorta quiet and just asked why, but then brushed it off. wished each other a good weekend. could've been worse I guess.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Hope you don't have an HR meeting scheduled for monday on the calendar bro
8 months ago
Anonymous
I loudly said to my friend >these people are pretty gay I think Im gonna leave
at his new gf's "game night". They wanted him to follow me home kek
8 months ago
Anonymous
Alcoholics tend to spend very little on other things, go to a random bar and there will be plenty of minimum wage wagies that get drunk there every night and are somehow able to afford it
8 months ago
Anonymous
they drink pbr and wait for drunk people to buy them drinks
Why is this better than any "craft" microshit beer that I've tried? I normally drink whiskey but this is actually okay and doesn't taste like sour horsepiss.
Yeah Yuengling is good. Shinerbock is another good one. My favorite though is Celebrator by Ayinger. It's imported straight from Germany only could get it when my dad would get it for celebrating October fest in the South.
Its not better than craft beer at all or even close. But for cheap beer its great. Problem is, its a heavy body beer for a lager so cant really pound these all day without getting full. Hamms is the go to for cheap drinkers
>6pm: Drinking a few beers, nothing too fancy, it's all good and fun >8pm: Whiskey entering the stage, we're leaving the buzz zone, now officially heading for druk city >10pm: youtube.com/watch?v=UidFA-dP8GQ >12am: Realize I fricked up badly, somehow I gotta clear my head up, gotta work in about 5 hours >1am: Sitting on the balcony floor for about an hour, things are not getting much better, drugs ain't helping >2am: Somehow managed to fall asleep in bed, gag reflex waking me up, spend next 30 minutes throwing up all over the bathroom, then head back to bed
5am: Sleeping through several alarms, got about 15 minutes to clean bathroom, fix my shit and get to work >Somehow manage to get through the day without anyone noticing how fricked up I am
Ah the comfy life of a casual alcoholic
I shat the bed back in March this year. Went to bed blackout drunk naked and shat the bed. Had to throw the whole thing out. Since then I make sure I'm hydrated and have shat at least twice before I go hard in the paint. Shitting oneself has the similar effect I'm sure
Usual shit.
Well not usual. Girl I was seeing but went sour is now working my shift patterns in the same office on the same floor.
I'm thinking about leaving. I've taken about 15 smoke breaks today while ducking and dodging my way out of the door.
>decide against buying vodka >got myself a nice tallboy for the walk home >felt great >get home >the missus has decided it's time to put up the Halloween decorations >have issues with the tape >Vietnam flashbacks to my dad calling me a worthless frickup every time he made me "help" with anything >totally disassociate
WHAT A LIFE
>grab drinks with coworkers and overdo it >head to train station while being druk and listening to babylon OST >get on train and strategically place myself by the toiler >toilet is occupied for pretty much entire ride >get to point of no return >stand up and try to pull the door a couple of times anyway to no avail >violently throw up against the door while the funky jazz tunes are still playing in my headphones >calmly return to my seat, got off at my stop and noone noticed a thing
WHAT A LIFE
the image of you calmly perusing through a packed train carriage with jazz belting through your headphones making it to the potty before blasting beer vomit all over the place is very European. You Polish or Czech?
Most useless drug ever. The ritual is cool, but that's it. Drink a hundred beers and not get drunk, then go home and lie in your bed,wide awake. Only thing coke does, is make you want to do more coke. And run up your bar tab.
Any kinos about turning 30 and realising you wasted your 20s sat alone in your room drinking untill you passed out and now have no friends, no gf and are morbidly obese and the only thing that brings you joy in life is drinking?
The high is not that great compared to synthetic stimulants like amphetamines (speed, meth etc) or cathinones (mephedrone). However the main reason for doing it is that it permits you to drink more.
Like on booze alone if you're a slurring stumbling mess you can do a couple lines and suddenly you're back on the level, feeling sharp, able to talk a bunch of shit back at the table with the lads and keep drinking into the wee hours.
It has the benefit that it's subtle in a sense. Like if you ripe a line of gear in a pub toilet then go back to your table then none of the other patrons need necessarily know. However if you rip a big slug of mephedrone in the toilet then people will know when you go back to your table clearly ripping out your nut high as frick.
Sounds pretty good, but I feel I can handle myself druk. But does it elevate your sober state a lot? I wouldn't mind doing it, but is it more addicting than alcohol?
It's nothing to write home about while sober. The real magic happens when it mixes with alcohol to create that reddit chemical cocaethylene that causes your chance of heart attack to increase significantly.
>is it more addictive than alcohol?
Probably yeah since it's directly opening the dopamine tap as opposed to alcohol which is more GABA-y in the anti-anxiety sense.
Like if you do a line you will want to do more lines until the bag is done. Then get more. Just the way it works. It's not as addictive as synthetic stims (as aforementioned: amphetamines, mephedrone) but it still feels really good. Especially if you're not well acquainted with drugs.
It's super expensive as well. Like way more expensive than synthetic stuff. All well and good if you're rich but less so if you're not. The only circumstance in which I'd recommend it is at a social event with a bunch of your friends / women. If you're deep in the pit of despair and indulging on your own at home then really the synthetic stims are your best best. Best bang for your buck also.
Wank for a long time. Like 15+ hours. You just keep going long into the following day. The idea being to time it so you coom just before bedtime the following day, have a quick shower during the residual stim then immediately let the sleep deprivation overcome you, go to sleep then awaken the next day with an 8-hour headstart on the suicidal comedown that's to follow.
Absolutely if you have the money. I spent almost 150kk on it from 2015-2020.
Just imagine you're 18 beers in and can't function. You're squinting to read words. You can't read the restaurant menu, let alone figure out where your zipper is when you go for a piss. One bump of coke and you're back to being the most confident, coherent yet cogent and well-humored individual you can be, until the crash hits. So you need more and more. And then you cannot get anymore. And that's when the problems start.
Cocaine is truly the WOAT drug. I can drink hundreds and be fine the next day but i have one line of coke and barley any drink i'm stuck in bed all day
coke + alcohol is fricking amazing but the downsides of coke are really, really bad. for one, you're constantly looking at the clock for when you can do another line. it doesn't help that time FLIES when you're on it. also, the hangovers are cancer and way worse than just alcohol alone. most of the time i'd just be lying in bed not wanting to move but also unable to fall asleep because my pulse was racing. also had to fight off a couple panic attacks. the hangovers just became too much for me and i haven't touched coke in 2 years. also it's really not good for your heart
Yeah man the anxiety is horrible if you're already prone to that kinda thing. Plus the paranoia. You think people are out to get you. That's when I stopped. I realize I'm an extremely sensitive soul that shouldn't be doing stims of any kind.
Lmao.
That's usually the case with a beer hangover but the coke-over is way worse. You have to think whatever it's cut with are part of the problem and contribute to the wide range of ill-effects of coke. Most of the time it's some kinda downer or if you're from the US fent. Had a good dealer for a while but he went AWOL, used to have all kinds of customers including cops and politicians.
>get druk while playing any fps >start doing better and better >barely know what's going on just going on pure aryan warrior instinct >realise the next day that I have the best stats of my life
every single time. I thought it was supposed to impair your hand eye coordination but the doctors are wrong once again, big surprise.
You know why monks have prayer beads? It shifts your focus to a secondary activity. Same thing. If you arent' actively focusing on something, you are more skillful
I hate it every single day of my life. I lie to all my coworkers. I lie to my boss. The unsettling feeling of lying so blatantly has consumed me more than the job. The 'work experience'' will destroy you far more than the job itself. I wish I learned to program before it was cool, then I could work from home and at least my self-loafing would be contained to the four walls.
>be teacher >kids on Monday ask me what I did on my weekends >lie to them because they can't know I spent it druk and alone
they like to ask if I have a gf/wife lmao and I have to be like ah not at the mo, if you'd asked me last week though I would have definitely been elbow deep in the ladies
I'm going insane
Less than 300ml vodka left and liquor stores open in 12 hours.
I can't wait that long
Do americans really can't buy alcohol after a certain hour?
in finland alcohol can only be sold between 9:00-21:00 except in bars and restaurants
>see all these Druk threads on the catalog
>finally get around to watching the movie
>ready to discuss Madskinon with my fello Drukbros
>click on a Druk thread last week
>nobody is discussing the movie
>it's just anons glamorizing their alcoholism
>mfw
Yes that tends to happen but that may or may not be a part of the message of the film itself
idk
these are unironically the saddest threads on Cinemaphile
>didn't drink for entire week
>downed 0,7L vodka in 3 hours and want more
this can't be healthy
Pull out when you can
You're not that deep yet
believe it or not I'm tapering off
I used to drink 0,5L vodka every evening
already a thread going but frick it. how are we gents
We doing it?
homosexual ass Black person social servives need to talk to me on monday
I will most likely end up in a home
Kek
You a moron or something?
Nope but they think my drinking and mental illness will lead to me harming myself or someone else
I drink about 1L vodka per day and apparenty that's enough
>mental illness
Not a real thing
Tell them. I don't give a frick but keep getting reported to social services.
Whatever I'll go woth the flow and start drinking once I am out.
Who is reporting you?
Mostly relatives but recently some friends went together and filed a report of concern or whatever it's called.
You must be an butthole while druk then, sounds like a you problem
You don't understand how this works, do you? I am locked up in my apartment and drink until I need to get more. I don't talk to anyone.
So why would they report you? What reason would they have
Yeah you really don't get it. Stop drinking when you still can.
You could just stop being a little b***h
I'm an alcoholic. I drink. I can't stop and I won't stop.
Sounds like they're gonna make you stop, kek
Yeah but I'll be out in a month.
imagine letting others tell you what you can and cant do, kek
Stupid Black person they will literally force you in there. I have no choice.
Unless I can get rid of withdrawals by monday
You just sound like a fricking loser dude
Yeah no fricking shit. Of course I am.
Stop being one then
No thanks
You fricking lying homosexual, they can't Baker Act you for drinking alone in your apartment. There's something you're not telling us
I'm not American, dumbass.
What 3rd world shit hole do you live in then?
I'm European.
No wonder you're such a virgin loser then
I have fricked more women than you've had eye contact with
Dude you're a self proclaimed 1lt a day vodka drinker whos mentally moronic and about to get locked up. who are you trying to kid?
I never denied the loser part, but in spite of that I have seen more action than you ever will
No you havn't loser, your imagination doesnt count
I'm transparent about everything yet I lie about fricking women. Alright. If that makes you feel better.
I didn't start it.
>yet I lie about fricking women
Yes, glad you finally admitted it
Glad you realized an alcoholic loser online needs to lie about having sex with women. You caught me.
Yeah you clearly do you fricking loser
you've got to search for the hero inside yourself
>I'm transparent about everything
you wont even tell what country youre in
Right, I won't. So I am transparent abput most things then.
Hilarious. I am on the brink of being moved to a fricking home for addicts but lying about sex surely makes me feel better.
that's an argument about holes therefore it means you have to resort to something irrelevant to try and defend the point you already lost
You better watch what you're saying, kid. You're talking to a US Marine right now. I've seen more action than you and your daddy's nutsack combined. Hot, tight, wet Phillipino hookers. They can go all night. You haven't seen shit, kiddo
I believe him. He's probably in his late 30's and started drinking at the weekends and doing loads of gear with his mates while shagging birds a long the way. It spiraled into the mess you're reading today.
0x0=0
trannies don't count
He's a lying fricking pussy. There's no way they're going to have him committed if he's not breaking any laws. He's either drunk-dialing people and threatening to commit suicide, or he can't pay his bills, or something like that
Why are you playing so coy about your location? You think we're going to come find you if you say what country you're in?
Mental illness is real and you have it
what the frick, what country do you live in?
Drinking by yourself is so fricking depressing, how do you guys do it?
We drink untill it isnt depressing, duh
because i'd cry myself to sleep otherwise
In a big bed with my wife.
Skill issue. I just get happy
Just watched Gran Turismo, actually very kino film. Orlando Bloom and David Harbour are just so likeable
I like it every now and again as a treat, sometimes I like my own company, being able to put on music I like but it does get old fast. I only do it like twice a month
How do you not do it? I never realized how socially strange it is to have even 1 drink by yourself every day, until some colleagues started talking about it one day
They're just jealous of you anon, i drink 10 beers every single night and 20 on weekends
Drinking alone is less depressing than existing alone
i drink with my cat
so not alone
technically
Based same. He doesnt like booze, but my friend suggested a white russian because cream. Do you think he'd like a couple sips? Post your cat btw
WHAT'S GOING ON CREW
Needed more scenes with angry, belligerent, wife beating druks. Otherwise it still feels like they live in a magic fantasy land where everyone can act alright drunk as long as they don’t drink too much. Also i was disappointed that WHAT A LIFE was a pop song after seeing it posted so much
Watched it twice. I'm really surprised they didn't have that soccer kid accidentally drink from the coaches alcohol bottle with the little "hey, share your water" scene.
i've attempted the experiment and it requires a lot of self control. i went overboard after about 4 days but work was fun. totally doable if you don't like alcohol
Having a morbid drinking sesh tonight. Tool, Smiths, Townes Van Zandt. No Andrew WK for me until at least my 15th can
I like your plan
HOW is everyone doing this fine night? Whats everyones plan for the night?
I quit drinking when I discovered Andrew Tate. He's given my life a new and meaningful direction.
Isn't his brother a full blown alcholic?
>Andrew Tate
Bait used to believable
the message of the movie was that alcohol will kill you but who cares lol
M People - mOVING ON UP
yeah man
The message was they tried a funny thing, it wasn't all that cracked up to be, they lost some, they gained some.
Mads had made peace with druk at the end: No need to give up the thing entirely, like simplistic Burger morals would ''demand''.
had a couple vodka and cokes after promising to not drink alone again, now im immediately WHAT A LIFE mode
well..best enjoy the mania- anyone got any good stories?
Lads you really need to start keeping the non weekend threads alive
>went out for drinks with my colleagues yesterday
>had the worst sleep imaginable, almost like fever dreams
what a life...
i always just start drinking if this happens to me, cant handle destroyed sleep
you mean drinking water? I was up to piss and drink at least 3 times that night
I don't even get hungover anymore
Its time to stop anon
It's a good watch. Only hang ups I have with it are too much Chirchill dick riding and it was obvious that older teach would commit suicide as soon as he started saying stuff like "God I miss teaching and my wife and shit like that in act 1
Just an update, there is one anon who is convinced that he's doing the right thing by taking you all off of the path of DRUK, and people called him out for being a homosexual, so how he posts from his phone with overly absurd stories about how 'some anon is ruining his life' with tons of detail and tons of replies (to himself) to make you feel like (You) can't have fun and drink.
Red Wine or Whisky?
Wine tastes like acid, Whiskey is for kings
My 2 moods, usually go for whisky when I'm at home or anywhere with free drinks and red wine when I'm at a bar or anywhere where I have to buy drinks
I cant stand brown liquor
For me, it's brown women.
whisky (with coke)
btw right is more of a man
Thank you, but I (don draper) don't need validation from some loser like you
I'm all for quiet alcoholism but once you start hurting your family you deserve zero sympathy and you are a total piece of shit
Have to go to work in 7 hours. It's gonna be a rough night and a rough day tomorrow. I can't sleep because I'm detoxing.
Drink
No. I'm in bed already. Coming down from a two day binge.
But anon, it could be a 3 day binge. You dont wanna miss out on the kinos of tongiht do you?
>Music blasting
>Drinks drukking
>Kino playing
Its fricking time
11 months sober. Every day I wish I could drink.
congrats anon
But anon, you can drink
you should crack open a bear to celebrate.
Just drink. Once a week keeps me right. Nothing wrong with it. I tried sober life for 3 months, I gained weight, my digestion went to shit, I couldn't pass a stool for days.
>Go sober
>Shit literally turns into cement
Everytime
>you can
I watched it too the other day while druking, and it was ok but it was kind of tedious and I'm not sure if I would watch it again. I don't really see why it acheived meme status other than I guess Mads and that ambiguous ending. I'm glad it didn't try to whack you over the head with 'alcohol bad' at the end there. But yeah, other than that it's just like a slow drama about a group of teachers who decide to get druk as an 'experiment'
Let me lick you up and down til you say stop
Let me play with your baby make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Longest binge? 80 hours for me.
is an 18 case a day a binge?
if so it's been about 4 years for me
You've drank 18 beers every single day for 4 years? I mean atleast make it realistic anon
ha can you imagine someone doing that?
No because its impossible
lmao
How do you fund it?
Having a job
So you drink 18 beers a day and then go to work and hold a steady job? God i hate larpers like you
I start at about 6 am, then go to bed around 8. Not before i've re-upped for the next day.
job is 6:30-4ish with a nice lunch break
So you drink 18 cans in 4 hours? Every single night?
>in 4 hours
I drink while I'm working, anon
18 throughout my entire day
>I drink while I'm working
How, explain
covid had many benefits, ed boy
Tell us more anon, go on
work from home, work in middle management, and make 80k
simple really
Ah yes the old 80k a year management job were you only work from home, fricking kek you must be a zoomer
plenty of companies do it anon
t. millennial
I earned my stripes as you boomers say kek
but enjoy your 9-5 (7-7 based on your commute)
i'll still be laffin
Atleast i'm not a larping loser
tell yourself that if it makes you feel better, but don't forget you need to lay bricks/flip burgers tomorrow (Saturday)
>WFH
>Ensure no meetings after 12pm on a Friday
>DRUK TIME
>had no meetings after 12pm today
>figured I'd start drinking
>my manager's boss calls me on teams at 4
went alright, but I think I ended up saying someone was a fricking prick. he got sorta quiet and just asked why, but then brushed it off. wished each other a good weekend. could've been worse I guess.
Hope you don't have an HR meeting scheduled for monday on the calendar bro
I loudly said to my friend
>these people are pretty gay I think Im gonna leave
at his new gf's "game night". They wanted him to follow me home kek
Alcoholics tend to spend very little on other things, go to a random bar and there will be plenty of minimum wage wagies that get drunk there every night and are somehow able to afford it
they drink pbr and wait for drunk people to buy them drinks
You don't sleep during a binge
Why is this better than any "craft" microshit beer that I've tried? I normally drink whiskey but this is actually okay and doesn't taste like sour horsepiss.
that's some grade fricking A pennsylvania pisswater. my favorite as well anon
Most craft beer is shit meant to sniff you and your friends farts instead of actually enjoying it. Just drink what you like
Yeah Yuengling is good. Shinerbock is another good one. My favorite though is Celebrator by Ayinger. It's imported straight from Germany only could get it when my dad would get it for celebrating October fest in the South.
Its not better than craft beer at all or even close. But for cheap beer its great. Problem is, its a heavy body beer for a lager so cant really pound these all day without getting full. Hamms is the go to for cheap drinkers
Pottsville piss water. Goes down nicely with a butterscotch krimpet
Another druk thread shitted up with angry posters
Embrace the druk rage anon
It’s more fun being a horny drunk
They call us losers but can’t stay away from our threads, really gets the noggin joggin
Druk threads used to be about giving people tips on how to drink, now it's just weedgays calling us losers or homosexuals trying to sound miserable
>10 beers in caught a 72 hour aving to reset router
does my fricking head in
cheers bros
>13.2%
Nice
13.2%
madness
cheers fella
>13.2%
>madness
Have you never drank liquor
fricking friday boys let's go
>6pm: Drinking a few beers, nothing too fancy, it's all good and fun
>8pm: Whiskey entering the stage, we're leaving the buzz zone, now officially heading for druk city
>10pm: youtube.com/watch?v=UidFA-dP8GQ
>12am: Realize I fricked up badly, somehow I gotta clear my head up, gotta work in about 5 hours
>1am: Sitting on the balcony floor for about an hour, things are not getting much better, drugs ain't helping
>2am: Somehow managed to fall asleep in bed, gag reflex waking me up, spend next 30 minutes throwing up all over the bathroom, then head back to bed
5am: Sleeping through several alarms, got about 15 minutes to clean bathroom, fix my shit and get to work
>Somehow manage to get through the day without anyone noticing how fricked up I am
Ah the comfy life of a casual alcoholic
Just dont drink during the week, its that easy
Im going out to eat with my mom so Ill get a couple free margs
What should I pick up on the way home that wont mix too horribly
more tequila or a couple beers and clamato juice for a zesty finish
Tequila will make me do something dumb, never done the michelada thing, sounds good ty
Man we are druk fighting tonight. I'd beat all your asses in druk figths btw im undefeated
I've been in only ONE druk fight.
The other guy was huge but not really in shape. Luckily for me he was druker than I that night.
I master the art of druk negotiation, you won't even want to fight me anymore
Fighting is for teenagers. I just sit on a chair and drink until I fall asleep or keel over.
literally me
>at bar
>some guy wants to fight me
>get him a drink
>drink him under the table
>piss myself
what a life
him under the table
Then he druk sucked my dick
>check my high school crush social media
>2 kids, suburban house, still hot
>Kids
You dodged a bullet anon
it could've been mine kids you know
Exactly
>check high school crush social media
>no dude to be seen
There's still a chance for me lads, I'm sure of it
Oh frick I'm coming down. 11 hours until liquor stores open
Every single Monday i'm a bloated, sharting, sweating, anxiety riddled mess.
You're not alone lad.
But that's me every day
Kek
Did you ever shart your pants at work
Yes a few times, once it was so bad i had to flush my boxers down the toliet
gonna have to remember this strat. feel like I'd just clog the toilet though and that would raise more questions
Even if it does clog and someone finds it later on, how could anyone ever prove its you?
Find the person not wearing underwear and smelling like shit?
>Find the person not wearing underwear
Yes lets just make everyone in the office get naked so we can find out, fricking idiot
>flushing your boxers on penis inspection day
it's fricking over
A true DRUK would leave it in the trash bin
I call LARP
>he hasn't shat his pants
YWNBAA
I shat the bed back in March this year. Went to bed blackout drunk naked and shat the bed. Had to throw the whole thing out. Since then I make sure I'm hydrated and have shat at least twice before I go hard in the paint. Shitting oneself has the similar effect I'm sure
I pissed myself twice a couple of years back. Dialed back my drinking slightly after that.
>took me an hour to drink one beer
its over
Why anon?
beer is shit tier
just drink liquor if you want to get druk
liqour is for animals
not feeling it today. Miserable. Might down my next one to get me in the mood. Shitty week at work
And I'm an animal
I'm a beast
We've all been there anon, just get a couple in you and you'll be fine
what happened at work, broseph?
Usual shit.
Well not usual. Girl I was seeing but went sour is now working my shift patterns in the same office on the same floor.
I'm thinking about leaving. I've taken about 15 smoke breaks today while ducking and dodging my way out of the door.
It's time to druk
>Leaving over some thot
But why?
power dynamics w/ boss + coworkers.
How so, explain more
never shit where you eat
shitty man, hope it works out. That said, if you find yourself even remotely thinking about an HR situation, bail as fast as you can.
>sobercuck
>weedcuck
>questioncuck
Worst drukposters
SO VI
>decide against buying vodka
>got myself a nice tallboy for the walk home
>felt great
>get home
>the missus has decided it's time to put up the Halloween decorations
>have issues with the tape
>Vietnam flashbacks to my dad calling me a worthless frickup every time he made me "help" with anything
>totally disassociate
WHAT A LIFE
>the missus has decided it's time to put up the Halloween decorations
>September 29th
"If people can put up their Christmas decorations in November, we can do this now."
I fricking hate current year so much, its stripped everything of its meaning
>no shine the light HERE anon, whats your brother doing maybe he could help
An alarming lack of swearing, but yeah, that sort of thing.
IT AIN'T MEEE
>the missus has decided it's time to put up the Halloween decorations
>in September
What the frick
People unironically put Christmas decorations up in October now, its pathetic
Shakes in 5h
No shakes if you keep drinking
Yes I know. But liqour stores open in 10.
buy beer homo, what do you live in a dry county?
Being an alcoholic in sweden sucks. No liqour stores on sundays, and 10-15 on saturdays
But anon, its Friday
Yeah, they closed at 19. It's 23 30 now.
I bought 1 bottle of vodka and 5 beers but I'm all out.
What a hell hole
Yeah. Shit sucks.
Usually this much is good enough to last me until saturday
Git gud. A professional is always prepared.
Go to a gas station. They are usually owned by Indians and stock alcohol.
Nope. 3.5 at most. But yeah, if I have to I will.
>3.5
you guys are literally worse than mormons
It's insane. We are super strict on alcohol
Its time to move to Bongland anon, we druk all days and all nights
I'm actually moving to germany rather soon.
If you gays were still in the EU I would come.
They arn't open 24/7???
>grab drinks with coworkers and overdo it
>head to train station while being druk and listening to babylon OST
>get on train and strategically place myself by the toiler
>toilet is occupied for pretty much entire ride
>get to point of no return
>stand up and try to pull the door a couple of times anyway to no avail
>violently throw up against the door while the funky jazz tunes are still playing in my headphones
>calmly return to my seat, got off at my stop and noone noticed a thing
WHAT A LIFE
the image of you calmly perusing through a packed train carriage with jazz belting through your headphones making it to the potty before blasting beer vomit all over the place is very European. You Polish or Czech?
I'll drink to the cinematic anon
DID YOU GUYS SEE ME POUNDING THEM DAIQUIRIS LAST NIGHT?
No? Post em
>The druk finally hits
LADS IM HOME
Did coke for the first time in years last weekend and my nose didn't stop leaking gunk until Tuesday. Absolutely rotten stuff.
That just means you didnt do enough
frick coke. whiskey mogs it
Most useless drug ever. The ritual is cool, but that's it. Drink a hundred beers and not get drunk, then go home and lie in your bed,wide awake. Only thing coke does, is make you want to do more coke. And run up your bar tab.
well you have to plan your night around it. i usually waited 3 hours after i did my last line, then i could finally start preparing for bed
then its fricking 7am and you cant fall asleep. nah son
you don't go to sleep sober, you keep drinking
Any kinos about turning 30 and realising you wasted your 20s sat alone in your room drinking untill you passed out and now have no friends, no gf and are morbidly obese and the only thing that brings you joy in life is drinking?
the whale. also WHAT A LIFE
Unironically Un homme qui dort.
Yes lads. Finally got a buzz.
I've been a hardcore drinker
How is coke? Worth trying?
The high is not that great compared to synthetic stimulants like amphetamines (speed, meth etc) or cathinones (mephedrone). However the main reason for doing it is that it permits you to drink more.
Like on booze alone if you're a slurring stumbling mess you can do a couple lines and suddenly you're back on the level, feeling sharp, able to talk a bunch of shit back at the table with the lads and keep drinking into the wee hours.
It has the benefit that it's subtle in a sense. Like if you ripe a line of gear in a pub toilet then go back to your table then none of the other patrons need necessarily know. However if you rip a big slug of mephedrone in the toilet then people will know when you go back to your table clearly ripping out your nut high as frick.
Sounds pretty good, but I feel I can handle myself druk. But does it elevate your sober state a lot? I wouldn't mind doing it, but is it more addicting than alcohol?
It's nothing to write home about while sober. The real magic happens when it mixes with alcohol to create that reddit chemical cocaethylene that causes your chance of heart attack to increase significantly.
>is it more addictive than alcohol?
Probably yeah since it's directly opening the dopamine tap as opposed to alcohol which is more GABA-y in the anti-anxiety sense.
Like if you do a line you will want to do more lines until the bag is done. Then get more. Just the way it works. It's not as addictive as synthetic stims (as aforementioned: amphetamines, mephedrone) but it still feels really good. Especially if you're not well acquainted with drugs.
It's super expensive as well. Like way more expensive than synthetic stuff. All well and good if you're rich but less so if you're not. The only circumstance in which I'd recommend it is at a social event with a bunch of your friends / women. If you're deep in the pit of despair and indulging on your own at home then really the synthetic stims are your best best. Best bang for your buck also.
I'd never do speed because I enjoy sleeping. Cna't imagine coming home and being high on speed. What can you do?
Wank for a long time. Like 15+ hours. You just keep going long into the following day. The idea being to time it so you coom just before bedtime the following day, have a quick shower during the residual stim then immediately let the sleep deprivation overcome you, go to sleep then awaken the next day with an 8-hour headstart on the suicidal comedown that's to follow.
Absolutely if you have the money. I spent almost 150kk on it from 2015-2020.
Just imagine you're 18 beers in and can't function. You're squinting to read words. You can't read the restaurant menu, let alone figure out where your zipper is when you go for a piss. One bump of coke and you're back to being the most confident, coherent yet cogent and well-humored individual you can be, until the crash hits. So you need more and more. And then you cannot get anymore. And that's when the problems start.
10/10 would recommend. Now and again.
I don't understand how people don't drink
Being Sober is hell
I listen to nostalgic 80s music and cry myself to sleep every night
Everytime i drink i shit loads and by the Monday everytime i shit my butthole starts bleeding an insane amount of blood
I druk amd take benzo
lads you need to start drinking during the week
We already do lad
I work
Cocaine is truly the WOAT drug. I can drink hundreds and be fine the next day but i have one line of coke and barley any drink i'm stuck in bed all day
I'm an alcoholic interested in coke so please tell me more about why it sucks
costs too much and you end up needing more every 20 mins. Comedown is annoying as frick as well
coke + alcohol is fricking amazing but the downsides of coke are really, really bad. for one, you're constantly looking at the clock for when you can do another line. it doesn't help that time FLIES when you're on it. also, the hangovers are cancer and way worse than just alcohol alone. most of the time i'd just be lying in bed not wanting to move but also unable to fall asleep because my pulse was racing. also had to fight off a couple panic attacks. the hangovers just became too much for me and i haven't touched coke in 2 years. also it's really not good for your heart
Yeah man the anxiety is horrible if you're already prone to that kinda thing. Plus the paranoia. You think people are out to get you. That's when I stopped. I realize I'm an extremely sensitive soul that shouldn't be doing stims of any kind.
also you get horny as frick and end up having 5 wanks on the comedown
Lmao.
That's usually the case with a beer hangover but the coke-over is way worse. You have to think whatever it's cut with are part of the problem and contribute to the wide range of ill-effects of coke. Most of the time it's some kinda downer or if you're from the US fent. Had a good dealer for a while but he went AWOL, used to have all kinds of customers including cops and politicians.
Expensive as frick and only slightly improves the feeling of being druk. Have never tried it sober kek
9 beers left, i iwsh i had 20 left
Post druk music kinos
this entire album is my /druk/ anthem
currently listening to the new OPN
really like krumville tbqh
I'll have a gay see you soon lads
cor could do with one myself
Whipped.
i love this thread i love my druk friends if you exist
>get druk while playing any fps
>start doing better and better
>barely know what's going on just going on pure aryan warrior instinct
>realise the next day that I have the best stats of my life
every single time. I thought it was supposed to impair your hand eye coordination but the doctors are wrong once again, big surprise.
You know why monks have prayer beads? It shifts your focus to a secondary activity. Same thing. If you arent' actively focusing on something, you are more skillful
>play darts sober, I'm ok.
>play darts after two beers, I'm great
>play darts after three beers, I'm shit
Yeah with pool I find the same kinda thing. There's a sweet spot where I'm fricking killing it then at some point I get too drunk and I'm shit again.
I WAS LIVING A ONE BIG LIE
TRUST
SHE FRICKING HATES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill drink to that
Sometimes i screaming really loud and shout I AM THE DRUK KING at like 4am
I just yelled ''SHE FRICKING HATES ME''
I live with 3 other people and my door is locked. Got headies on so hopefully they don't come barking.
Lmao
HAIL TO THE DRUK KING
This is me except in movie theaters in the middle of the day.
I get an incredibly strong urge to just scream and shout nothing in particular as loud as I can every Friday night when I get druk - never do though
I think it would be incredibly cathartic
I opened my window one night and yelled "I LOVE DRUK"
give us a tune lads
need something introspective
go on
Rotten Apple by Alice in Chains.
let me roll that into the spotify gimmick real quick
playing now
jesus christ i love this song
can relate to the lyrics big time
i feel like such a c**t sometimes. I'm sick of lying.
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You druk chads have jobs?
Been employed for 30 years.
I hate it every single day of my life. I lie to all my coworkers. I lie to my boss. The unsettling feeling of lying so blatantly has consumed me more than the job. The 'work experience'' will destroy you far more than the job itself. I wish I learned to program before it was cool, then I could work from home and at least my self-loafing would be contained to the four walls.
Does anyone notice they type/write way better when druk than sober? I feel like a fricking spaztic when I'm sober sometimes. Can't even get a word out
How fricking old are you
was a typo. 20 years*
i'm 37
>be teacher
>kids on Monday ask me what I did on my weekends
>lie to them because they can't know I spent it druk and alone
they like to ask if I have a gf/wife lmao and I have to be like ah not at the mo, if you'd asked me last week though I would have definitely been elbow deep in the ladies
>tfw i'v become known as the single guy in work
I dont know if this is a good thing or if everyone really thinks i'm pathetic
>teaching sex education to teenagers who've definitely had more sex than me
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Now thats a bad feel
Yeah, but at least I can spell my name
most of these kids are getting laid more than me, but they're fricking morons
like this one kid told me respiration was breathing today, imagine being such a fricking loser ha ha ha
How the frick do normal people actually cope with having a gf/wife. Seems like literal hell
who's gonna make the next thread bros
Not me
We need new bread
ill make it lads
give me a 1
i like drinking alcohol and rape but i'm not a hypocrite