Opiates would in fact be the best and probably only way to adapt Druk to an American audience given that US society doesn't really drink.
But no I don't think so, I can only think of junkie movies like Trainspotting or Requiem for a Dream, maybe Dopesick leans in the direction you're thinking of but I still don't think it's the same thing. Too much stigma.
Lads how do you cope with acting like a prize twonk while you're druk and then waking up the next day with crippling anxiety? I don't even wanna leave the house.
The way I see, you should either commit to an ascetic lifestyle or not. Treating it like a religious obligation that you fulfill in a half-assed fashion from time to time isn't very helpful.
Is drinking really that good? I used to do it when I was like 16 and got wasted a couple times but it’s been so long I can’t remember it or how it feels. It was sort of fun I think but I always preferred weed, especially since it doesn’t make you sick or feel shitty after. Do you guys really find it that addictive? I harbor some disdain since my uncle drinks like a fish and *I’ll sound like a colossal homosexual for saying this out loud* I see it as a crass, thuggish activity enjoyed by brutish stupid men, not refined, more higher class guys like me, men who are sophisticated and consider such blatant intoxication as shameful, not to mention the adverse health impacts.
Interesting. I prefer marijuana but even that is an occasional vice, I try to keep myself sharp nevertheless.
>I see it as a crass, thuggish activity enjoyed by brutish stupid men, not refined, more higher class guys like me, men who are sophisticated and consider such blatant intoxication as shameful, not to mention the adverse health impacts.
You are clearly a massive homosexual
Okay and? If I had to drink, I’d be one of those cool guys like what classical writers would describe as “Byronic heroes”, that are classy and sip wine with their dinner instead of a rambunctious tool that turns into a blubbering, bloated red faced mess after a guzzling some cheap liquor. It just isn’t a good look and I could never. The smell of that swill and the greasy sweat it wafts out of is foul
Yes of course, I’m cringe because I don’t join in with Chad and Stacy when they drink from their kegs, but who’ll be cringe in 20 years when they have erectile dsycfunction, high blood pressure, early dementia, leathery skin and I’m fricking their daughter? Try not to beat your family too much when you imbibe drunkard, I might be your better but I still have a heart
I smoked grass daily from the age of 14bto about 25. One day it just made me paranoid and I had the same bad trip for about a week before I said to myself "you aren't feeling good do why do it" and I quit. Picked up drinking and have been a "functional" alcoholic for the last 7 years. The poison will kill me down line but you know.
>I see it as a crass, thuggish activity enjoyed by brutish stupid men, not refined, more higher class guys like me, men who are sophisticated and consider such blatant intoxication as shameful, not to mention the adverse health impacts.
You are clearly a massive homosexual
Interesting. I prefer marijuana but even that is an occasional vice, I try to keep myself sharp nevertheless.
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Okay and? If I had to drink, I’d be one of those cool guys like what classical writers would describe as “Byronic heroes”, that are classy and sip wine with their dinner instead of a rambunctious tool that turns into a blubbering, bloated red faced mess after a guzzling some cheap liquor. It just isn’t a good look and I could never. The smell of that swill and the greasy sweat it wafts out of is foul
Yes of course, I’m cringe because I don’t join in with Chad and Stacy when they drink from their kegs, but who’ll be cringe in 20 years when they have erectile dsycfunction, high blood pressure, early dementia, leathery skin and I’m fricking their daughter? Try not to beat your family too much when you imbibe drunkard, I might be your better but I still have a heart
I used to drink A LOT. All day every day. Frick it, weed is the way. It doesnt make me trashed and actually keeps me from drinking. It does the polar opposite of alcohol.
I am going out to eat tonight, might have a glass of wine
Alko is literally open on saturday and what kind of amateur doesn't stock up? Also you can literally drag shit ton of booze from Estonia and order pallet of beer/vodka from Germany to front door legally. You whining kids have zero idea how shitty is was 40y ago where prick liquor store cashier would just send you back of the line if you wasn't excactly sure which number your favourite spirit was from catalogue.
Sober me >Introverted >no friends >seems like most people don’t like me >awkward
Pretty drunk me >almost everyone likes me, tells me how fun I was when we meet again after a party >socialize with anyone with ease >still awkward but don’t give a shit which ends up making me not awkward
Wasted me >fricking butthole to strangers and people I love alike
>Feeling?
Good man, long Bong weekend and the drukking is good. >Drinking?
Basic b***h i am, 15 cans of Fosters. >Watching?
It's Always Sunny for the first time. Goddamn it is based
Just spoke to my granny she's doing ok. I feel great. Coming off 4 weeks sober so my weight is down and I'm feeling typsy off 2 cans. Hope you all are having a spiffy evening.
Think I'm just going to quit or take a long break. I spent today hungover from a six pack. That's how low my tolerance is after the cutback. Buzz wasn't even that good and not worth today at all. I guess it's progress. Beats 12 pack a day throwing up every other morning and my sleep all fricked from mini-withdrawal.
That's not a problem. That's an opportunity. Leave while you can. I miss when you couldn't even browse the site while banned. I'd be yelling the gamer word constantly.
Welcome to the club
t. made 200+ of them so far from 2021 onwards, including starting the i drank the vodka meme. Never restarted my modem once, just airplane mode on mobile data when a janny flies off the handle
Yeah I started the ''I drank the Vodka'' one. Maybe janny thought I was you. ''Ban evasion'' my butthole. The thread wasn't even putting up numbers. My suspicion is the autist that would shit up these threads with his Puritanism crap is now a janny.
Yeah I started the ''I drank the Vodka'' one. Maybe janny thought I was you. ''Ban evasion'' my butthole. The thread wasn't even putting up numbers. My suspicion is the autist that would shit up these threads with his Puritanism crap is now a janny.
>Copy-cats have almost identical dubs, end number '42'.
I remember those threads, whichever one of u it was, salute, always gave me a chuckle.
not had a drink or smoke in 2 weeks because i had a tooth out and didn't want dry socket. Honestly, that first drink was ok, that first cigarette though? Holy heaven on earth
What the non-drinkers don't know is you can have the same boring, mundane routine for months on end. Then you can have 1 beer and 6 hours later you're holed up in a bud infested apartment with a prostitute, or you're drinking with high rollers at the casino, or you're smoking a cigarette laid on a roundabout in a different town gazing upon the stars
was supposed to be at a gig tonight but i stayed at home to get drunk. said ill meet them after the show at the bar. Lol. Gigs always suck in my experience
just think about it, there's about 20 alchie homosexuals in the entire world degenerate enough to post in drukthreads, and you and I are both one of them
>look at me i'm so down and out i'm just like Mads Mikkelsen wow I am so trendy and cool and down to earth i'm literally in an epic tragedy so cool
these threads are so fricking pathetic, alcoholics are embarrassing inept losers who should feel deep embarrassment for their binge drinking
5 in lads after a month off. The bluetooth shitcans are on my head. I'm doing pirouette's in my living room to shite zoomer EDM. I'm thinking we're back
> I'm doing pirouette's in my living room to shite zoomer EDM >Not Katy Perry - Fireworks on full blast, dancing in front of the mirror.
Anon we need to have a serious conversation, but I will let it pass for tonight, enjoy
>Get a big bonus from work >"I am the king of reality" >Call in a week's holiday from work >Go bar-hopping from Thursday-Sunday, visiting 20+ bars, meeting insane characters >Beer, Wine, Cocaine, dancing in a weird basement >End up at a 24hr open bar at 8am in the morning, with 3 legit professional alcoholics >They have epic stories for DAYS, one dude is a taxi driver for 20 years, witnessed drug-deals, rape, sex, politicians doing shady shit >Other dude was an ex-con biker >Hang out with them for 8hrs drinking mostly white russians >head home >I call my local cute thai prostitute and pay her 150 bucks to come over and give me a handy >She comes over and I pass out cuddling with her before it even commences >Make her coffee next morning and cuddle some more, send her on her way >Get back to druking, repeat.
What a life indeed Mads, what a life.
Pretty fricking kino chief. The underworld of metropolis America interests me a bunch. Rob Ford is a fascinating microcosm of the politician seeped in power rubbing heads with the most degenerate criminal elements of society.
There's a good scene in Succession S01 that illustrates it well. When the coke-guy goes to go meth with the guys in the desert. Degenerates and addicts are extremely good conversation-partners, and they give zero fricks about you unless you are carrying copious amounts of cash or see you as some kind of threat / target. Not to mention they are often EXTREMELY intelligent and funny as frick. Oh and the Lord himself hung out with them, lest we forget.
This is my final druk weekend before i take the soberpill. Glad i can spend it with you guys, these threads are really the only ones left on this board that don't feel like they're full of bots.
>drink nightly for years >stomach cant take it anymore and vomiting on keyboard after drinking cheap vodka >fast forward five years >im typing this on that exact keyboard and never cleaned it
>playing palworld drunk >think red symbol is male and blue symbol is female >buddy asks if I have a male bird to mate >say yes >he runs to my base >give him a red symbol bird >he says this is female >im like what? isn't red man? >he says its pink not red and starts to explain how the symbols work
I used 9-11 as an excuse to skip school, I won't say anymore for I know who is or not listening in on this conversation.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Dude my boss is a chief development officer for a 500 million usd company and he still uses "i have covid" to skip work in March 2024, I think ur safe.
2 months ago
Anonymous
my boss is a senior manager at at 3b$ company with no spine, "getting ill" after every holiday he takes and completely clueless about any actual operations. It's not an exception lol
2 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like a smart guy, keep workin son and be sure to take my shift cuz I got the I no feelguds kek.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>69
Well I reverse-engineered his strategy and now I only have to work 2-3 weeks a month because he set the standard and I can appeal to "company policy". He's one of the boys and gives 2 shits about the company, and I am abusing the loop-hole abit, but those are the rules of the game. Zero impact on my CV, completely legal. And the few days I come into the office I completely over-deliver and outshine all of the other dead souls because I am fuelled on multi-day benders and kinos, hyper-cultured and omega-rested. Still getting full salary. Capitalism is chill as frick even as a pleb, if you know how to hack it, amigo.
This is my final druk weekend before i take the soberpill. Glad i can spend it with you guys, these threads are really the only ones left on this board that don't feel like they're full of bots.
Let's make it one to remember my friend. First round is on me. Let's drink, be merry, listen to kino, argue about irrelevant shit and delight in our mutual sorry existance before you sail off into the sunset
Kino neon lights, rain falling, good music on the headphones? Sounds like good cinematography 1o1 to me, compadre. We are blessed to be alive, neva4get <3
I usually buy port wine as gifts. Rum is something you usually mix and is heavy duty % wise. Port wine is a step up from regular wine since you only pull it out on special occasions but normally people don't treat it as pure alcohol shot.
some that i've enjoyed immensely include: >Ron Diplomático Selección de Familia and Reserva Exclusiva >El Dorado (12yo, rest are probs great too) >Hell Or High Water Rum XO >Readers' Rum Chapter One >Havana Club Selección de Maestros
Ron Zacapa Centenario is probably still solid, but i've not had it in past 15+ years and heard the quality might not be as good as it used to be.
>Always worried I drank too much >Hear people who go through a bottle of vodka in a weekend or drink during the week >Only drink 4 whiteclaws on Fri/Saturday
One 75ml measure every half an hour gets me 5 hours of drinking out of a 750ml bottle of spirits. Any more frequent than that and I black out, I can't be the only one who times and measures my drinks right?
7 in now lads. Feel fricking good. Got ''The Midnight'' on. Not really that nostalgic for the 80's honestly. I was born in 87. The late 90's for me were shit. All I wanted in life was my own little home and a bit of money. Turns out in 2024 I need more than that and I would love a girlfriend or just a friend. God has a plan for us all I hope lol
>You hit *THAT* level >You suddenly feel the urge to play *THAT* song
Which one is it /druk/? Doesn't have to be a big fat epic party-song, but it HAS to be honest. Back-story is allowed too. For me, it just reminds me of my ex, in a good way:
I haven't tasted pussy in 7 years. Honestly I got more pussy when I was fat, drug-addled on coke and smack, than I do now with abs and pecs. It's over.
My ex-gf unironically loved it when I got fatter. Granted, she was abit chubby herself. I just owned it, Norm Macdonald-style and I actually thought it was kinda hilarious how fat I was (around 95kg), used to be 75-80. And I'm 187cm if ur curious. I think she just loved my attitude about it, it was funny how fat I was, and she loved a funny guy. Now im 300kg so don't take it too far but u get my point hopefully. But the "fit-guy" meme is definitely a scam, women love a good teddy bear. Strength sure, yes all day. Pecs and all this shit nah. Also im not really 300kg. Im 315.
Skinny fat then >no fat in the ankles >none in the forearms / biceps >everything went to my big fat belly.
In euro-terms, that's kinda fat. Not overweight, but definitly not fit. Keep in mind I have about zero muscle-mass because i druk all day chatting with u homosexuals.
I dont wanna hurt her feelings though. holy FRICK why am I such a pussy holy fricking Lord have mercy on my soul. Probably just ghost and stay home for druk is better.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Stop being a homosexual, she's been taking jamals wiener since she left you.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Trips of /druk/.
She just spent 3 months riding the carousel in foreign lands, she doesn't give a shit about your feelings.
Get her druk and fugg her.
>be me 2015ish >drinking in college in chicago >get invited to cisco conference by professor (pursuing information systems masters) >show up and drink >hang out with the city's cisco sales rep >hes a mid 50s slim tall white alcoholic who lives on a boat in the harbor pic related >we drink and chat >hes working on a multimillion dollar deal with the city to replace the orange lights >leds are network managed, saving the city money and technically "greener" >we both get a picture with the cisco ceo and have fun at the networking event that night >hope hes doing well drinking the money he made away on his boat now
Just discovered a bar in my neighborhood the other day with this exact aesthetic. They played 60s/70s psychedelic rock and had lamps with reddish/orange light, and a bunch of 'christmas-light' chains all across the place. Small place, could fit maybe 20 people max. Bartender was an old drunk australian who always poured abit extra for the beer / wine. Absolute kino experience. My new go-to place. You could probably record a pretty good horror movie in there, too
i live in japan, a lot of the bars here actually kind of suck and are not great for western-style druking, and all the ones that are good for druking are filled with the exact same crowd of foreigners every weekend so you can't really REALLY cut loose because you're guaranteed to see those people again.
i need to go to hong kong or something, those guys seem to know how to druk
yeah but you can't really get up and dance around or have fun, at least not at a lot of places. if your style is more "sit and get sloshed" then yeah you'll be just fine, but i like to mingle personally
>"sloshed"
ltierally stay in Japan and never come back if you are gonna be this fricking vulgar. I thought that culture was all about civility. It's called getting /DRUK/
Japs actually seemed to get drunk as frick when I was there. I was in Tokyo, Ueno area mostly I guess, and once a completely sloshed businessman collapsed on the tram.
There was a cool arcade and on the top level there were all the cool fighting games and gundam games and shit and a bunch of businessmen in a line smoking cigarettes and drinking beer.
A civilized break for a cigarette / cigarillo. >AFTER-WHICH:
nightmares, previously unbeknownst to man, shall be >UNVEILED. Read
like Johnny cash says about walking the line. You go over the line its no good
Tell me Cinemaphile..... Have you ever encountered a demon? In a drunken stupor? They say it is called "spirits" for a reason, nay? Any stories? Off the top of my head I recall seeing black bats fly off my best friends neck and head as he was talking to me. But I was like >"damn, cool XD "
The Sequel would be called "Spirits" and it would be 55yr old Mads reminiscing, and conversing with his alcohol demons (who would be absolute kino and intelligent), while he's sipping on a Jack Daniels bottle and drinking beer in a hypothetical futuristic Blade-Runner-esque setting 100-200 years from now. It would be a Psychological / Drama / Horror / fantasy / sci-fi hyper-genre mix.
>Just got back from my Anniversary meeting >First year sober >Got a hug from the girl I still am in love with (who also broke my heart) >Both want to get druk and also kms
Guess I'll just sleep
Me and my gf have both never drank before. We both want to take turns and watch each other before we both do it together. What’s the best beginners drink?
I don't know which post is more depressing. Maybe it really is over after all.
Me and my gf have both never drank before. We both want to take turns and watch each other before we both do it together. What’s the best beginners drink?
3 months without a single drink after drinking every single day for 7 years.
I fell today. Had suicidal thoughts and had to hit the bottle. I watched the iro claw for the second time and the thoughts got worse. Will go to sleep soon. Sometimes I wish I would get one of those cancers that kill people in a few months. Simpler than taking the easy way out
I went two and a half months without having a drink or a smoke. I felt better because my life didn't feel like a continuous hangover and I'd proved to myself the problem wasn't a physical one. I'm not an addict. The problem is a more deeply rooted one.
is there a Druk film for opiates?
about a guy who has his life together and starts doing heroin?
Trainspotting
no I mean a middle aged guy like Mads in Druk starts doing dope
Renton was a young guy who went down the typical junkie pipeline
Opiates would in fact be the best and probably only way to adapt Druk to an American audience given that US society doesn't really drink.
But no I don't think so, I can only think of junkie movies like Trainspotting or Requiem for a Dream, maybe Dopesick leans in the direction you're thinking of but I still don't think it's the same thing. Too much stigma.
Is this the thread?
We doing this?
about time
>cherry beer
Honestly have a nice day
Day 2, drukking time
My stomach is still wrecked from a Bourbon binge that ended 4 days ago. I think I'll be waiting at least another 2 weeks before imbibing again.
LETS
FRICKING
GOOOOOOOO
2013 vibez
Lads how do you cope with acting like a prize twonk while you're druk and then waking up the next day with crippling anxiety? I don't even wanna leave the house.
I sit alone in my house and drink alone with no one because i have no friends or gf.
You sound like marijuana junkies.
this. don't leave the house
Going outside is scary, my couch is safe
>the exact moment you got up and left le movies
Should i really drink on Good Friday?
Jesus would be disappointed if you didn't
The way I see, you should either commit to an ascetic lifestyle or not. Treating it like a religious obligation that you fulfill in a half-assed fashion from time to time isn't very helpful.
Yeah imm pour one out for the king, rip
I broke my Lent fast today by drinking alcohol.
I've drunk, jerk offd and insulted God today. I will be punished.
I mean, considering wine is /oursavior/'s blood, have a few drinks for Him.
Is drinking really that good? I used to do it when I was like 16 and got wasted a couple times but it’s been so long I can’t remember it or how it feels. It was sort of fun I think but I always preferred weed, especially since it doesn’t make you sick or feel shitty after. Do you guys really find it that addictive? I harbor some disdain since my uncle drinks like a fish and *I’ll sound like a colossal homosexual for saying this out loud* I see it as a crass, thuggish activity enjoyed by brutish stupid men, not refined, more higher class guys like me, men who are sophisticated and consider such blatant intoxication as shameful, not to mention the adverse health impacts.
It makes live worth living
Interesting. I prefer marijuana but even that is an occasional vice, I try to keep myself sharp nevertheless.
Okay and? If I had to drink, I’d be one of those cool guys like what classical writers would describe as “Byronic heroes”, that are classy and sip wine with their dinner instead of a rambunctious tool that turns into a blubbering, bloated red faced mess after a guzzling some cheap liquor. It just isn’t a good look and I could never. The smell of that swill and the greasy sweat it wafts out of is foul
You are so cringe kek
Yes of course, I’m cringe because I don’t join in with Chad and Stacy when they drink from their kegs, but who’ll be cringe in 20 years when they have erectile dsycfunction, high blood pressure, early dementia, leathery skin and I’m fricking their daughter? Try not to beat your family too much when you imbibe drunkard, I might be your better but I still have a heart
You're actually moronic if you think in 2044 all of those problems won't be solved
I smoked grass daily from the age of 14bto about 25. One day it just made me paranoid and I had the same bad trip for about a week before I said to myself "you aren't feeling good do why do it" and I quit. Picked up drinking and have been a "functional" alcoholic for the last 7 years. The poison will kill me down line but you know.
>I see it as a crass, thuggish activity enjoyed by brutish stupid men, not refined, more higher class guys like me, men who are sophisticated and consider such blatant intoxication as shameful, not to mention the adverse health impacts.
You are clearly a massive homosexual
I refuse to believe you're not trolling.
The high blood pressure does suck tho, ngl
I used to drink A LOT. All day every day. Frick it, weed is the way. It doesnt make me trashed and actually keeps me from drinking. It does the polar opposite of alcohol.
I am going out to eat tonight, might have a glass of wine
I drank the Lidl 7,9% craft beer.
Living in commieland where only 5,5% druks are sold on holidays is hell.
define commieland and is it actually impossible to buy liquor in any grocery store or is this just a meme
not him but yeah, anything over is only sold at gubment alkostore.
Alko is literally open on saturday and what kind of amateur doesn't stock up? Also you can literally drag shit ton of booze from Estonia and order pallet of beer/vodka from Germany to front door legally. You whining kids have zero idea how shitty is was 40y ago where prick liquor store cashier would just send you back of the line if you wasn't excactly sure which number your favourite spirit was from catalogue.
There are few things uglier than a proud Finn, not gonna lie.
TODAY WE DRESS IN BLACK, PRAISE BE.
Communism sucked? Who wouldve known?
i drank nearly an entire bottle of rum last night
how were the morning sharts treating you
stinky and my turds looked like coal
surprisingly no headache, woke up still a bit druk with bad acid reflux though
When I was poor, I used to buy these lidl beers. They tasted like shit. Still drunk them though
Sober me
>Introverted
>no friends
>seems like most people don’t like me
>awkward
Pretty drunk me
>almost everyone likes me, tells me how fun I was when we meet again after a party
>socialize with anyone with ease
>still awkward but don’t give a shit which ends up making me not awkward
Wasted me
>fricking butthole to strangers and people I love alike
How does it work bros?
like Johnny cash says about walking the line. You go over the line its no good
jeeeeeeeeesus frick too real
Druk KINGS, how are we all doing? Feeling? Drinking? Watching?
Only 3 beers in and already in a very good place, wish I could buy you all a drink and hear your life story. Cheers!
>Feeling?
Good man, long Bong weekend and the drukking is good.
>Drinking?
Basic b***h i am, 15 cans of Fosters.
>Watching?
It's Always Sunny for the first time. Goddamn it is based
drinking belgian tripels as per usual, watching dukes of hazzard(2005)
Already three black russians in and it's not even 3
Is a black russian vodka chocolate milk?
Sorta. It's super fricking sweet and goes down fast. No chocolate in kalua just sugar rum and coffee
Just spoke to my granny she's doing ok. I feel great. Coming off 4 weeks sober so my weight is down and I'm feeling typsy off 2 cans. Hope you all are having a spiffy evening.
Feeling good, drinking my 6th IPA hipster shit (5,0%), watching old RLM vids. Oh and I lit a scented candle just to set the vibe right. CHEERS.
anon are you a homosexual
oh yeah lets get it brother
>watching old RLM vids
Based, old BOTW is still god tier
Think I'm just going to quit or take a long break. I spent today hungover from a six pack. That's how low my tolerance is after the cutback. Buzz wasn't even that good and not worth today at all. I guess it's progress. Beats 12 pack a day throwing up every other morning and my sleep all fricked from mini-withdrawal.
i caught a fricking 30 day ban for making this thread yesterday. 30 fricking days.
Dude cest la vie. They really dont want their core userbase here at all.
>a lifetime ban from all boards for saying gays support Russia
Further proof that Russian propagandists have overtaken /misc/. Frickin hell.
its a TV and film discussion thread so thats crazy
That's not a problem. That's an opportunity. Leave while you can. I miss when you couldn't even browse the site while banned. I'd be yelling the gamer word constantly.
Welcome to the club
t. made 200+ of them so far from 2021 onwards, including starting the i drank the vodka meme. Never restarted my modem once, just airplane mode on mobile data when a janny flies off the handle
Yeah I started the ''I drank the Vodka'' one. Maybe janny thought I was you. ''Ban evasion'' my butthole. The thread wasn't even putting up numbers. My suspicion is the autist that would shit up these threads with his Puritanism crap is now a janny.
I started the Momiji-Maga hat meme. Knowyourmeme can suck my ass with their lies about that other anon doing it.
>Copy-cats have almost identical dubs, end number '42'.
I remember those threads, whichever one of u it was, salute, always gave me a chuckle.
>>Copy-cats have almost identical dubs, end number '42'.
im too drunk to procress this
>Got drunk
>Fricked the fat milf neighbour again
Could be worse
fricking hell lad
Mads is our guy
wow he's literally me!
not had a drink or smoke in 2 weeks because i had a tooth out and didn't want dry socket. Honestly, that first drink was ok, that first cigarette though? Holy heaven on earth
You fellas ever drink when taking pregabalin? I need about half as much drink to get drunk after a 300mg capsule of that shit.
never mix booze with anything but cocaine
I mix booze with marijuana literally every day
>off my pain medication tomorrow
yeah, I'm guessing it'll be druk time
time to get some tunes on the go before janny takes a fart on the thread
He can never out shart us though
I'm sorry but the Druk (Another Round in English) movie is related to television and film, the Janny has no valid reason to close this thread.
It should be called 2 Druk.
>Druk 2: Weed
Druk 2, crossfaded as a ho
That was Reincarnated.
wheres nitecore anon. He was here yesterday and it was the real one but the tribute act
fake nightcore anon here
Hey man your tribute act is over with me brother. After the realization it wasn't the OG you have a certain charm about ya.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
KINO
What the non-drinkers don't know is you can have the same boring, mundane routine for months on end. Then you can have 1 beer and 6 hours later you're holed up in a bud infested apartment with a prostitute, or you're drinking with high rollers at the casino, or you're smoking a cigarette laid on a roundabout in a different town gazing upon the stars
/druk/ in a nutshell
uhhh kino?
fake news I have the same routine for years and just end up druk in my apartment holding my dick in fear
IT'S SO NOT OVER
>DRUK 2 Q2 2024
>DRUK 3 Q3 2024
>DRUK 4 Q4 2025
ENTER THE DRUKIVERSE
was supposed to be at a gig tonight but i stayed at home to get drunk. said ill meet them after the show at the bar. Lol. Gigs always suck in my experience
>Wagieslave all week just so i can drink alone in my house Friday, Saturday and Sunday untill i pass out.
>Just turned 31, no friends, no gf, no life.
least you have us mate
yeah, that's the worst part
just think about it, there's about 20 alchie homosexuals in the entire world degenerate enough to post in drukthreads, and you and I are both one of them
Cheers.
The things we own end up owning us
same for me except for the wageslaving
Imagine doing this with anything less than a 65" TV
Imagine caring about the size of your TV, YOU MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOM
why are you all glorifying alcoholism?
I suppose you just got here if you think glory has much to do with it, froghomosexual
>look at me i'm so down and out i'm just like Mads Mikkelsen wow I am so trendy and cool and down to earth i'm literally in an epic tragedy so cool
these threads are so fricking pathetic, alcoholics are embarrassing inept losers who should feel deep embarrassment for their binge drinking
You're about 305 replies late for your morality play.
You keep doing God's work, however. It's working.
>druk
>2 druk 2 drukier
>druk 3: even more druk
>druk 4: punch druk love
>druk 5: the return of M.A.D.D.S.
>druk 6: drik drak druk
Rise of the Druk Knight?
i'm feeling it
We doing it?
lets fricking have it
5 in lads after a month off. The bluetooth shitcans are on my head. I'm doing pirouette's in my living room to shite zoomer EDM. I'm thinking we're back
>I'm doing pirouette's in my living room
fricking howling
> I'm doing pirouette's in my living room to shite zoomer EDM
>Not Katy Perry - Fireworks on full blast, dancing in front of the mirror.
Anon we need to have a serious conversation, but I will let it pass for tonight, enjoy
>Katy Perry - Fireworks
for me it's Dua Lipa - One Dance
or better yet Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
>Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Mommy Gaga also happens to star in the quintessential
>Anti-Druk-Kino
of all time. Almost made me wanna go sober. ALMOST.
I think I'm in love with Lady Gaga a bit. Same thing with Amy Winehouse.
Any of you fine lads got any good recent druk stories?
>Get a big bonus from work
>"I am the king of reality"
>Call in a week's holiday from work
>Go bar-hopping from Thursday-Sunday, visiting 20+ bars, meeting insane characters
>Beer, Wine, Cocaine, dancing in a weird basement
>End up at a 24hr open bar at 8am in the morning, with 3 legit professional alcoholics
>They have epic stories for DAYS, one dude is a taxi driver for 20 years, witnessed drug-deals, rape, sex, politicians doing shady shit
>Other dude was an ex-con biker
>Hang out with them for 8hrs drinking mostly white russians
>head home
>I call my local cute thai prostitute and pay her 150 bucks to come over and give me a handy
>She comes over and I pass out cuddling with her before it even commences
>Make her coffee next morning and cuddle some more, send her on her way
>Get back to druking, repeat.
What a life indeed Mads, what a life.
Pretty fricking kino chief. The underworld of metropolis America interests me a bunch. Rob Ford is a fascinating microcosm of the politician seeped in power rubbing heads with the most degenerate criminal elements of society.
There's a good scene in Succession S01 that illustrates it well. When the coke-guy goes to go meth with the guys in the desert. Degenerates and addicts are extremely good conversation-partners, and they give zero fricks about you unless you are carrying copious amounts of cash or see you as some kind of threat / target. Not to mention they are often EXTREMELY intelligent and funny as frick. Oh and the Lord himself hung out with them, lest we forget.
gay, but ok. but stil gay
>drink nightly for years
>stomach cant take it anymore and vomiting on keyboard after drinking cheap vodka
>fast forward five years
>im typing this on that exact keyboard and never cleaned it
WHAT A LIFE
>playing palworld drunk
>think red symbol is male and blue symbol is female
>buddy asks if I have a male bird to mate
>say yes
>he runs to my base
>give him a red symbol bird
>he says this is female
>im like what? isn't red man?
>he says its pink not red and starts to explain how the symbols work
lmao what third world are you from to not know the male and female symbols?
America, never learned them nor have I seen them or used them in my life outside of palworld.
I think you were too dumb notice them from the start. They're literally everywhere across movies gaming and media shit
you need to to be 18 to post on this board
I used 9-11 as an excuse to skip school, I won't say anymore for I know who is or not listening in on this conversation.
Dude my boss is a chief development officer for a 500 million usd company and he still uses "i have covid" to skip work in March 2024, I think ur safe.
my boss is a senior manager at at 3b$ company with no spine, "getting ill" after every holiday he takes and completely clueless about any actual operations. It's not an exception lol
Sounds like a smart guy, keep workin son and be sure to take my shift cuz I got the I no feelguds kek.
>69
Well I reverse-engineered his strategy and now I only have to work 2-3 weeks a month because he set the standard and I can appeal to "company policy". He's one of the boys and gives 2 shits about the company, and I am abusing the loop-hole abit, but those are the rules of the game. Zero impact on my CV, completely legal. And the few days I come into the office I completely over-deliver and outshine all of the other dead souls because I am fuelled on multi-day benders and kinos, hyper-cultured and omega-rested. Still getting full salary. Capitalism is chill as frick even as a pleb, if you know how to hack it, amigo.
get out of my drukthread schizo
I wonder what happened to watermelon fricker?
I wonder what happened to the swede email leaker?
Fun times
friday motherfrickers
Fricking tune
No wonder jannies delete these threads. Can't let /druk/ soak up ALL the kino on the board, can they? Fricking saddos.
GETTIN DOWN ON FRIDAY
only two down and I am still grumpy and on edge, I need to push harder
This is my final druk weekend before i take the soberpill. Glad i can spend it with you guys, these threads are really the only ones left on this board that don't feel like they're full of bots.
Let's make it one to remember my friend. First round is on me. Let's drink, be merry, listen to kino, argue about irrelevant shit and delight in our mutual sorry existance before you sail off into the sunset
see you next weekend fren, bottom's up!
>When you thought you only had 8 beers left in the fridge
>Notice that past-druk-you had stuffed 4 extra ones deeper in the fridge
KINO
best thread in a long time. keep on keeping on bros, and remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PktB0bxo2oQ
>implying its over
more like overKILL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlzTET_8SQg
>3 am
>Go outside my house into the street
>Sit down on the street corner
>Drink my last two beers in the quiet darkness
Been doing this a lot lately
Kino neon lights, rain falling, good music on the headphones? Sounds like good cinematography 1o1 to me, compadre. We are blessed to be alive, neva4get <3
>RTX: ON
>tfw bought a $75 face cream that reduce redness because I druk so much every day
You b***hes talking about weekend drinking
I wanna buy my fren some Rum for their birthday. Does /druk/ have any good reccomendations.
I usually buy port wine as gifts. Rum is something you usually mix and is heavy duty % wise. Port wine is a step up from regular wine since you only pull it out on special occasions but normally people don't treat it as pure alcohol shot.
some that i've enjoyed immensely include:
>Ron Diplomático Selección de Familia and Reserva Exclusiva
>El Dorado (12yo, rest are probs great too)
>Hell Or High Water Rum XO
>Readers' Rum Chapter One
>Havana Club Selección de Maestros
Ron Zacapa Centenario is probably still solid, but i've not had it in past 15+ years and heard the quality might not be as good as it used to be.
I got them an El Dorado 12 last year and they loved it.
I was thinking 15 year this one but i'll look at those too
Pilar
>Always worried I drank too much
>Hear people who go through a bottle of vodka in a weekend or drink during the week
>Only drink 4 whiteclaws on Fri/Saturday
How do people drink that much goddamn
I just got off a two week bender where I drank 18 white claws a day every day and end up in the hospital
WHAT A LIFE.
whiteclaw gay lore deepens
I go through 5 bottles of vodka every week minimum. You people don't know what alcoholism is and I still hold down a career and have a wife.
I'm more worried about my liver exploding but it seems like i really need to go HARD
One 75ml measure every half an hour gets me 5 hours of drinking out of a 750ml bottle of spirits. Any more frequent than that and I black out, I can't be the only one who times and measures my drinks right?
7 in now lads. Feel fricking good. Got ''The Midnight'' on. Not really that nostalgic for the 80's honestly. I was born in 87. The late 90's for me were shit. All I wanted in life was my own little home and a bit of money. Turns out in 2024 I need more than that and I would love a girlfriend or just a friend. God has a plan for us all I hope lol
>Born in 87
>Doesnt have a house by 2024
kek
I have one chief. I need a girlfriend now LOl
Nah
white claw anon posts his pepe but never posts him drinking claw like the other white claw anon
You could at least (You) me.
True that homie a fraud
You gay or something
Damn it has been a while since I posted a Claw pic.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/187970941/#q187976137
For you.
Just got back from the sip store.
Looks great bro. Colorado? Cheers from Boston. https://youtu.be/zGdpE8Dsr0U?si=CI00GAEcfU6fVL5J
Small mountain town in British Columbia.
I really miss the 00s
I'm feeling it lads, tonight is the night
>You hit *THAT* level
>You suddenly feel the urge to play *THAT* song
Which one is it /druk/? Doesn't have to be a big fat epic party-song, but it HAS to be honest. Back-story is allowed too. For me, it just reminds me of my ex, in a good way:
Salud
Used to work in bars as a student during this era, just screams druk to me now
Every single corner of AC/DCs entire discography, but I already do that anyway.
Bob Dylan
Stones
Eric Clapton
David & David - Welcome to the Boomtown.
>Pick a habit, we got plenty to go around.
IT'S ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU YOU IN PARADISE
Phil collins kino
I haven't tasted pussy in 7 years. Honestly I got more pussy when I was fat, drug-addled on coke and smack, than I do now with abs and pecs. It's over.
Getting fit is only so other men will want to frick you anon, you are gay
It's true honestly. I suspect you might be right. Get a lot of attention from fruitcakes but none from women.
My ex-gf unironically loved it when I got fatter. Granted, she was abit chubby herself. I just owned it, Norm Macdonald-style and I actually thought it was kinda hilarious how fat I was (around 95kg), used to be 75-80. And I'm 187cm if ur curious. I think she just loved my attitude about it, it was funny how fat I was, and she loved a funny guy. Now im 300kg so don't take it too far but u get my point hopefully. But the "fit-guy" meme is definitely a scam, women love a good teddy bear. Strength sure, yes all day. Pecs and all this shit nah. Also im not really 300kg. Im 315.
>187cm
>95KG
Not fat at all, atleast try if you're gonna larp homosexual
Skinny fat then
>no fat in the ankles
>none in the forearms / biceps
>everything went to my big fat belly.
In euro-terms, that's kinda fat. Not overweight, but definitly not fit. Keep in mind I have about zero muscle-mass because i druk all day chatting with u homosexuals.
youre huge
>now im 300kg
keep going i beleive in you
>Now im 300kg
times change not you
I'm about to finish Mad Men. What druk kino should I watch next?
Boardwalk Empire
LETS
FRICKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE ARE JUST WARMING UP
ive got another one for you
its fuxking time for it lad
LETS FRICKING GO!!!!!!!!
YES
I'm sober but these threads are always the best on here. By a mile.
>Can feel my gut imploded more and more as i druk the next beer
Oh yeah, i'm gonna be a shart factory tomorrow
im hammered lads
enough pretending to
Lets do this anon
its friday im in love
TUESDAY WEDNESDAY BREAK MY HEART
name a more kino man. go on i'll fricking wait. Cavill no? No chance. Zero gay, just talking pure vibes here.
Mads is our god
real talk Mads runs Cinemaphile. people shill for Gylenhaal or Gosling or Miyazaki or whomever but thats all cope
No need to literally call me out like that (I'm Ryan Gosling)
HI Ryan quick question, do you still drive much?
thanks anon
>Ex since 3 months returning from epic travels on Monday
>Wants to meet up for dinner
wat do Cinemaphile? I'm still kinda in love with her
Ryan always drives
Bang her and then never see her again like a chad
I dont wanna hurt her feelings though. holy FRICK why am I such a pussy holy fricking Lord have mercy on my soul. Probably just ghost and stay home for druk is better.
Stop being a homosexual, she's been taking jamals wiener since she left you.
Trips of /druk/.
She just spent 3 months riding the carousel in foreign lands, she doesn't give a shit about your feelings.
Get her druk and fugg her.
6 beers left, then i eat the curry and sleep and wake up and have a massive explosvie shit
We lost......
It's over?
Did it even truly begin?
IT JUST GOT STARTED
>posting in longest lasting /druk/ thread-of all time in 1 year+.
Cinemaphile never dies.
I unironically fricking MISS orange lights, i miss walking home drunk in the 00s and seeing the world
I agree, these soulless LED lights are fricking awful.
>be me 2015ish
>drinking in college in chicago
>get invited to cisco conference by professor (pursuing information systems masters)
>show up and drink
>hang out with the city's cisco sales rep
>hes a mid 50s slim tall white alcoholic who lives on a boat in the harbor pic related
>we drink and chat
>hes working on a multimillion dollar deal with the city to replace the orange lights
>leds are network managed, saving the city money and technically "greener"
>we both get a picture with the cisco ceo and have fun at the networking event that night
>hope hes doing well drinking the money he made away on his boat now
Doesn't Chicago get cold as frick in the winter though
Just discovered a bar in my neighborhood the other day with this exact aesthetic. They played 60s/70s psychedelic rock and had lamps with reddish/orange light, and a bunch of 'christmas-light' chains all across the place. Small place, could fit maybe 20 people max. Bartender was an old drunk australian who always poured abit extra for the beer / wine. Absolute kino experience. My new go-to place. You could probably record a pretty good horror movie in there, too
i live in japan, a lot of the bars here actually kind of suck and are not great for western-style druking, and all the ones that are good for druking are filled with the exact same crowd of foreigners every weekend so you can't really REALLY cut loose because you're guaranteed to see those people again.
i need to go to hong kong or something, those guys seem to know how to druk
Aren't isakayas just bars for druking disguised as restaurants?
yeah but you can't really get up and dance around or have fun, at least not at a lot of places. if your style is more "sit and get sloshed" then yeah you'll be just fine, but i like to mingle personally
>"sloshed"
ltierally stay in Japan and never come back if you are gonna be this fricking vulgar. I thought that culture was all about civility. It's called getting /DRUK/
>2 shots of 6cl 15% yuzu
>AYAYAYA HEHEHE KARAOKEEEEEEEEEE
>I TRICK YOU NOW STEAL YO MONEYYYY
kill the japs, stupid gays.
Japs actually seemed to get drunk as frick when I was there. I was in Tokyo, Ueno area mostly I guess, and once a completely sloshed businessman collapsed on the tram.
There was a cool arcade and on the top level there were all the cool fighting games and gundam games and shit and a bunch of businessmen in a line smoking cigarettes and drinking beer.
I thought Japs really let go when they got /druk/, using liquor as an excuse
IT CANT BE OVER
A civilized break for a cigarette / cigarillo.
>AFTER-WHICH:
nightmares, previously unbeknownst to man, shall be
>UNVEILED. Read
Tell me Cinemaphile..... Have you ever encountered a demon? In a drunken stupor? They say it is called "spirits" for a reason, nay? Any stories? Off the top of my head I recall seeing black bats fly off my best friends neck and head as he was talking to me. But I was like
>"damn, cool XD "
try-hard post, apologies, but genuine. You guys never saw any demons? Am I just a total schizo?
Yeah, I think I will drink tomorrow.
>Havn't showered in 4 days
>Scratch balls
>Sniff fingers
Oh yeah, we drukking
The Sequel would be called "Spirits" and it would be 55yr old Mads reminiscing, and conversing with his alcohol demons (who would be absolute kino and intelligent), while he's sipping on a Jack Daniels bottle and drinking beer in a hypothetical futuristic Blade-Runner-esque setting 100-200 years from now. It would be a Psychological / Drama / Horror / fantasy / sci-fi hyper-genre mix.
>Just got back from my Anniversary meeting
>First year sober
>Got a hug from the girl I still am in love with (who also broke my heart)
>Both want to get druk and also kms
Guess I'll just sleep
Or anon, you could druk
Druking and killing myself are the same thing
Someone HAS to have a story, no? Past 2 weeks
i gave up on druk, now im pillmaxxing
Here!
I don't know which post is more depressing. Maybe it really is over after all.
Me and my gf have both never drank before. We both want to take turns and watch each other before we both do it together. What’s the best beginners drink?
>Me and my gf have both never drank before
Larp
It’s true. We’re both autists, she’s smoked weed before with her roommate, but I haven’t even done that.
Im confused
It's more fun together, trust me.
have a few beers and watch some kino
Alcohol > Snus > Ciggies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
else.
Im sharting and crying because its over
It's not over until I say it's over.
test
I AM DRUK
What a night
Highlights?
3 months without a single drink after drinking every single day for 7 years.
I fell today. Had suicidal thoughts and had to hit the bottle. I watched the iro claw for the second time and the thoughts got worse. Will go to sleep soon. Sometimes I wish I would get one of those cancers that kill people in a few months. Simpler than taking the easy way out
I went two and a half months without having a drink or a smoke. I felt better because my life didn't feel like a continuous hangover and I'd proved to myself the problem wasn't a physical one. I'm not an addict. The problem is a more deeply rooted one.
>missed the druk thread that didn't get jannied
It's friday night but i don't have anywhere to go
I want to get druk bros
Where should i go
Do what I do and walk to the bar 500 feet from the front door.
Do what I do and walk to the fridge 15 feet from my room.
>picked up a bag for the weekend
bros... we're back
women are so beautiful too bard their minds are evil, i miss the feel of a woman's body
I bought the new raspberry Coke for a mixer because I thought it would be good but it's waaaaay to goddamn sweet frick it's painful
Vanilla coke and vanilla vodka is an excellent combo.
Is this the thread?
It was, but it's over now.
It's drinking time
Frick I'm stressed out
>It's drinking time
What country?
This was a good thread, boys. I'll bring it home.
Sleep tight, fellas.
These threads are embarrassing
You're about 310 posts too late for your concern-trolling.