Are you able to take solid shits? Every time I drink my shits are like fricked for a week. By the way, I’m a baneposter who despises sneed in case that matters
not him but i've found that drinking helps me take shits more regularly. of course the liver damage may have been the initial cause of irregular shits. but things are working again and i attribute it to drinking. i think excessive sugar and bread was making me more unhealthy than the booze.
This, this is the only thing that makes it an actual experiment with any balls. I'm all for drinking, but if you have nothing going on and the stakes are low who cares.
>Stakes are low
Anyone who drinks alcohol daily puts his life on the line. There is no higher stake than that, no job or a woman is worth more than health. You're an idiot
No this is fricking moronic. If you are a normie with a job, social life, friends, wife, gf etc. you are putting all of that on the line by potentially becoming an alcoholic moron. Stop coping
My ex-gf was an alcoholic drug-abusing prostitute and at the time it was offputting because I was not, we would drink alot together and over time I became a total mess, eventually I dumped her but kept the druk habit
My town is making up new laws every summer to deter british tourists pissing and puking and fricking on the ancient roman city centre, to no avail. They keep doing it
Completely blasting their brains into mush with pure MDMA and rave music is the only thing capable of getting fricked up enough they find any peace. They should do away with giving them SSRIs and other trash over there and just keep them triplestacked to the gills and raving every night. We'd get some music and they could stop drunkenly glassing each other and everyone else.
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I'm just curious to know where I stand since unlike you guys I never partied with others so I just want to have some idea for how much others usually drink.
Don't listen to these people and seriously measure your shit. Number one issue in going from things being cool to /druk/ is often your consumption levels sneaking up on you. If you start daily drinking at any point or really go hard on weekends start to look at the details of how much it's actually costing and try to back off.
I think that's the biggest flaw of that chart, it doesn't take into consideration that alcohol is consumed by almost everyone. If heroin or crack cocaine took its place the earth would be zombieland
The moral was basically that alcohol exists, it's up to you with what to do with it, and also yes the possibility of alcoholism is real. It paints drinking in neither a good nor a bad light, and that's why it's so good as a movie about drinking.
I just started drinking and I have no real concept of what is considered a regular amount to drink if I want to get drunk.
Is a whole 0.75l 11.5% wine bottle considered a normal amount of alcohol? That gets me drunk for a few hours but then I sober up quickly. If I drank another bottle would that enter alcoholism territory?
If I wanted to drink vodka instead would (0.75x11.5) / 40 be the correct math to calculate how much vodka equals a wine bottle or is it not that simple?
Just drink until you're drunk. It's not fricking rocket science
What autistic shit is this?
I'm just curious to know where I stand since unlike you guys I never partied with others so I just want to have some idea for how much others usually drink.
It seriously just depends on the person and no one really spends their time autistically measuring. They gain an understanding of their limits by having drinking experiences multiple times.
1l bottle of wine was my go-to when I started drinking, enough to get me completely buzzed without the possibility of puking or having a horrible hangover tomorrow
The most surprising part of the chart, to me, was that there are so many people averaging between one drink a year and one drink a week. The data still breaks sharply, but it strikes me as odd; who has one drink at a time, regularly? Self-reported data, granted.
>who has one drink at a time, regularly?
Most adults above 30 that I know do. One good beer or a glass of wine with dinner. Not because they want to get fricked up from the alcohol, but because the taste of the drink compliments the food. When you don't drink often, you get a tiny little buzz from a glass of wine too and that's alright
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>When you don't drink often, you get a tiny little buzz from a glass of wine too and that's alright
That must be nice.
Not really. Most times I see people in supermarkets or kiosks buying alcohol it's only a beer or two, which isn't enough to even give me a proper buzz. I never bought less than 3 beers in my life
I'm fed up with taking care of everybody. My mom's going into retirement and I've been contemplating committing suicide the moment she drops dead. So my brothers could be released. They would get 500k each and I wouldn't have to take care of anybody anymore.
I've provided them with financial and life advice. They mock me because I drink. Which is a recipe for bad blood. >You could do this >Yeah, but you drink >Can't you just listen to what I have to say? >Dude, you drink. Btw can I borrow 2k?
Frick. I'm so fricking sick and tired of people calling me a bum while borrowing money they'll never pay back. Guess I'm the bum
Cheer up bro, this happens to me as well. They never see me drunk, but yeah I drink and sometimes they bring it up in a bad manner. It's just some demonic npc programming
It's crab mentality is what it is. Nice guys finish last. My best friend is going through a divorce, ĥis wife is in the right. I love her, but I won't talk to her ever again. Bros before hos. I'm loyal to a t, but where are my flowers?
Might as well ask here since Cinemaphile doesn't allow alco threads. I'm just getting into wine and the only ones I've found myself enjoying so far have been moscato bianco. Is there anywhere I can branch out to from here or am I stuck with this?
Are you able to take solid shits? Every time I drink my shits are like fricked for a week. By the way, I’m a baneposter who despises sneed in case that matters
I shart the water
not him but i've found that drinking helps me take shits more regularly. of course the liver damage may have been the initial cause of irregular shits. but things are working again and i attribute it to drinking. i think excessive sugar and bread was making me more unhealthy than the booze.
do you have a job and family like the characters in this movie or are you just getting loaded on the couch all day?
This, this is the only thing that makes it an actual experiment with any balls. I'm all for drinking, but if you have nothing going on and the stakes are low who cares.
>Stakes are low
Anyone who drinks alcohol daily puts his life on the line. There is no higher stake than that, no job or a woman is worth more than health. You're an idiot
No this is fricking moronic. If you are a normie with a job, social life, friends, wife, gf etc. you are putting all of that on the line by potentially becoming an alcoholic moron. Stop coping
my shits are short explosions in the morning, it's like one short shartplosion that fills up the entire toilet
What is your go to drink? Vodka?
>can't take more than a day off even though no withdrawal anymore
I am the gay.
Cheap beer. Hard liquor would be a death sentence.
Drukchads what's on your menu for this fine Sunday
Bottle of cheap wine, glass of baileys and four tall boys.
mike's hard lemonade
Remember anon: it's not a drinking problem, it's a drinking solution.
>able to drink=no drinking problem
>unable to drink=drinking problem
I prefer drinking concentrations.
>ask me anything
have you always been an alcoholic loser or is it a recent thing?
The downward spiral started when she dumped me, I had it under control before
My ex-gf was an alcoholic drug-abusing prostitute and at the time it was offputting because I was not, we would drink alot together and over time I became a total mess, eventually I dumped her but kept the druk habit
so you quit the sex to focus on your druk. props
the sex was great but the mental issues and constantly being fricked up were not so fun
I am therefore i must druk
I'm surprised family adversity isn't even higher, alcoholic mood swings usually don't go well with family members
DUDE
Your average Brit pubgoer makes your average /druk/ seem well behaved.
My town is making up new laws every summer to deter british tourists pissing and puking and fricking on the ancient roman city centre, to no avail. They keep doing it
Completely blasting their brains into mush with pure MDMA and rave music is the only thing capable of getting fricked up enough they find any peace. They should do away with giving them SSRIs and other trash over there and just keep them triplestacked to the gills and raving every night. We'd get some music and they could stop drunkenly glassing each other and everyone else.
Don't listen to these people and seriously measure your shit. Number one issue in going from things being cool to /druk/ is often your consumption levels sneaking up on you. If you start daily drinking at any point or really go hard on weekends start to look at the details of how much it's actually costing and try to back off.
Nothing wrong with moderate daily drinking, my friend.
Not disagreeing but things would have been a bit different if I'd noticed when 3 a day went to 6 then beyond.
I thought the same, but my normie colleagues were amazed to hear some people drink even 1 beer or glass of wine daily by themselves
They are more likely lying about it to save face rather than ignorant.
Imagine believing alcohol is worse than crack cocaine.
I think that's the biggest flaw of that chart, it doesn't take into consideration that alcohol is consumed by almost everyone. If heroin or crack cocaine took its place the earth would be zombieland
Alcohol has rotted your brain m8. That chart is very easy to read and it shows that crack cocaine is more harmful to the user than alcohol
utter shite gay fricking chart. i wonder what completely random metrics went into this horseshit
"experts say" frickery
drugs that make you a pliable passive taxpig for the state good
drugs that increase your alertness, productivity and confidence bad
Dont go to the water
Was the moral of this movie literally "drink alcohol in moderation because it makes you more fun"?
The moral was basically that alcohol exists, it's up to you with what to do with it, and also yes the possibility of alcoholism is real. It paints drinking in neither a good nor a bad light, and that's why it's so good as a movie about drinking.
I got a bunch of European brewskies today. Any of these any good?
If you offered me one I'd probably go with Urquell pilsner
>European brewskies
>not a single belgian beer
filtered
I just started drinking and I have no real concept of what is considered a regular amount to drink if I want to get drunk.
Is a whole 0.75l 11.5% wine bottle considered a normal amount of alcohol? That gets me drunk for a few hours but then I sober up quickly. If I drank another bottle would that enter alcoholism territory?
If I wanted to drink vodka instead would (0.75x11.5) / 40 be the correct math to calculate how much vodka equals a wine bottle or is it not that simple?
Dude just have fun, what an npc. This is not your booster dosing
I'm just curious to know where I stand since unlike you guys I never partied with others so I just want to have some idea for how much others usually drink.
It seriously just depends on the person and no one really spends their time autistically measuring. They gain an understanding of their limits by having drinking experiences multiple times.
1l bottle of wine was my go-to when I started drinking, enough to get me completely buzzed without the possibility of puking or having a horrible hangover tomorrow
Just drink until you're drunk. It's not fricking rocket science
What autistic shit is this?
Bottle of wine (0.75L)=6-7 beers (tipsy)
Bottle off vodka(0.5L)=12-14 beers (drunk)
A bottle of wine is 7 drinks.
1 bottle of wine per week puts you in the top 20% of drinkers among the adult population
me im them
the chart that you posted seems to indicate that 7 drinks a week barely puts you in the top 30%, you need 15 to make the top 20%
Yeah you're right. I hadn't looked at the picture in a while and thought 7 drinks was the ninth decile
The most surprising part of the chart, to me, was that there are so many people averaging between one drink a year and one drink a week. The data still breaks sharply, but it strikes me as odd; who has one drink at a time, regularly? Self-reported data, granted.
>who has one drink at a time, regularly?
Most adults above 30 that I know do. One good beer or a glass of wine with dinner. Not because they want to get fricked up from the alcohol, but because the taste of the drink compliments the food. When you don't drink often, you get a tiny little buzz from a glass of wine too and that's alright
>When you don't drink often, you get a tiny little buzz from a glass of wine too and that's alright
That must be nice.
Me. One beer every time I order asian food, which is once or twice a month. Otherwise I never drink.
Not really. Most times I see people in supermarkets or kiosks buying alcohol it's only a beer or two, which isn't enough to even give me a proper buzz. I never bought less than 3 beers in my life
bottle of wine is about 5 shots of 80 proof liquor
I'm fed up with taking care of everybody. My mom's going into retirement and I've been contemplating committing suicide the moment she drops dead. So my brothers could be released. They would get 500k each and I wouldn't have to take care of anybody anymore.
Taking care as in financial care?
I've provided them with financial and life advice. They mock me because I drink. Which is a recipe for bad blood.
>You could do this
>Yeah, but you drink
>Can't you just listen to what I have to say?
>Dude, you drink. Btw can I borrow 2k?
Frick. I'm so fricking sick and tired of people calling me a bum while borrowing money they'll never pay back. Guess I'm the bum
Cheer up bro, this happens to me as well. They never see me drunk, but yeah I drink and sometimes they bring it up in a bad manner. It's just some demonic npc programming
It's crab mentality is what it is. Nice guys finish last. My best friend is going through a divorce, ĥis wife is in the right. I love her, but I won't talk to her ever again. Bros before hos. I'm loyal to a t, but where are my flowers?
To clarify: the guy is garbage.
*375k. But you get the point. I'm fricking tired of it. There is no future in this game for me.
Threadly reminder that alcoholism is for subhumans
favourite pirates movie?
>He keeps his films in the fridge
>not putting them by the ketchup
master and commander
Can't think of any movie tbh, Black Sails is a pretty comfy tv show though that mixes a lot of legends and actual pirate history
It's because you didn't frick her, not because you didn't drink.
Well since you
>get to know each other on first date
>made out on second date
>didn't frick her on third date
no wonder
He would have had the balls to if he was drunk, that's how I interpret it at least
>that one anti-druk guy who keeps reporting the thread and posting steeler
And the weedstoner that can't shut up about it, might be the same guy
Weedgay at least attempts to offer solutions. The anti-drukgay is a swine though, a worthless subjanny mongrel
Another weekend /druk/ing alone over lads...
Based
morning lads
Fricking kek at the reverse image search for that
https://www.indy100.com/viral/house-viewing-man-asleep-newcastle
literally me
I started snorting alcohol through the nose because of this movie
it's over
it never really started
We're back.
>open up a bottle of red wine
>explosive diarrhea after first glass
>drink the rest
>it's all fine
Might as well ask here since Cinemaphile doesn't allow alco threads. I'm just getting into wine and the only ones I've found myself enjoying so far have been moscato bianco. Is there anywhere I can branch out to from here or am I stuck with this?
Anyone who posts jaks/pepe is a gay and this isn't open to discussion.
What are you trying to discuss?
is there anything wrong with having 1 wine bottle a day?
It's a lot of sugar.
Stopping before the buzz reaches its peak on the second one
its fine if youre italian or irish
i dont want to leave my dwelling but there isn't a single drop of liquor available for me to consume.
what a ____
I drank the vodka and smoked the ganja at a friends place despite being terribly under the weather and exhausted. I'm close to passing out right now
close your eyes and get some sleep anon. make sure to keep a glass of water near your bed. we'll be here tomorrow.
WHAT A LIFE
breaking tripadvisor's ankles on that goal
drinking some cheap white vine with frozen pizza
you don't have terrible heartburn?
that sounds like it would hurt
waiting for the next week off which is the next druk and coke bender
five more days bros
four cans of dry cider tonight