Every time I get drunk I feel an overwhelming urge to kill something. I’ve driven around drunk many times looking for animals to take pot shots at in the country
It seemed noteworthy enough to warrant a mentioning. It was actually a little spooky. It was 11 at night and it was foggy, and this giant white fluffy dog just came out of nowhere right into the middle of the road. It was like a ghost for a second, but then I just blasted it mostly on accident. There was a little bit of blood on my bumper when I got home but that was the only sign I didn’t hallucinate the spooky encounter
I would’ve felt a little bad about it but it was actually the owners fault for letting the dog out at night like that. Any car could’ve hit it, it wasn’t because I was drunk
9 months ago
Anonymous
True
9 months ago
Anonymous
>it wasn’t because I was drunk
That's exactly what you'll be saying when you kill somebody's kid one day. Hopefully you'll have a nice day first, but if not please do it immediately after. Nobody will miss you.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Who lets their kid wandering around outside unsupervised like that? If it was a kid, then I would’ve gotten unlucky, because in their careless negligence they have our leashed horrible consequences on us both. I would’ve hit the kid with the fog if it was that night while sober, but if I was drunk, the prosecutors would never let me get away with it
9 months ago
Anonymous
>redditor believes a kid's life is even on the same sphere as a dog and condemns someone else while showing their psychopath
A tale as old as time.
Yeah, but hitting it did actually provide some solace to me because I didn’t find a single animal to shoot. Just joking, I didn’t resent the dog, if I could’ve saw more than 50 feet I would’ve braked
As an interesting side note I actually ran over someone’s dog doing this about 4 weeks ago
Did y'all watch the movie? Druk is not drunk. It was initially trying to maintain .05 ABV and later .08 ABV. It's trying to be like
i am an extremely shy man but after i get midly druk-buzzed everything seems funny to me, and i chat with everyone and make jokes about everything
i love druk
learn to fight against it when drinking, everyone i drink with now turns into a a blacked out butthole of a mess that makes me want nothing to ever do with them
i am an extremely shy man but after i get midly druk-buzzed everything seems funny to me, and i chat with everyone and make jokes about everything
i love druk
>got druk at home on vodka on sunday >ate peanuts while watching spartacus >accidentally chomped down on a nut too hard, split a tooth in half >$1700 for a tooth repair this morning >got more booze on the way home from the dentist
sadly they don't give pills at all, they just numb your shit up with injections
I think have some weird lizard brain protection or something because I've been black out drunk hundreds of times and have never been in a fight or even scratched myself.
I think it's because I either get mellow and fall asleep or just want to hug everyone like an idiot. butthole drunks are the worst and tend to get injured a lot I've noticed.
yeah same here, never got hurt at all in life and then this tragedy happens. I usually just get tired of booze. frick nuts, i'm sticking to potato chips from now on
I think have some weird lizard brain protection or something because I've been black out drunk hundreds of times and have never been in a fight or even scratched myself.
I think it's because I either get mellow and fall asleep or just want to hug everyone like an idiot. butthole drunks are the worst and tend to get injured a lot I've noticed.
I've never been violent or started any shit but I'm notorious when entering blackout druk for doing stupid shit like falling over and walking into doors. People often ask why I have so many cuts and bruises, I just say I'm shit at riding my bike but I'm certain they know
I'm just a pussy that can't handle the withdrawal. Not so much the physical symptoms as the emotional and mental. It's like I get this feeling that I'm at the extreme limits of a despair that is further fueled by nightmares that seem perfectly crafted to torment my conscious, as if I'm being given a foretaste of hell. Usually, I make it 1 to 2 days max before I start hitting the bottle again.
I feel I never will be able to
I always say I will after a bad hangover but as soon as I'm finished detoxing, I realise how boring and mundane everything is and remember all the embarrassing messes I got myself into when druk
I feel like I can't stop knowing the dumb shit I've done and said while drunk. I literally have to consider myself evil after all I've done. What's even the point? I'm afraid of death but slowly dying while drinking seems better.
only time the pigs got me was when I was passed out on the street about 100m from their station. I couldn't even speak so they just drove me home. Feel lucky to not have an actual arrest
Yeah he plays this role perfectly, it’s like a stress response to shit. I haven’t drank in months but when shit goes wrong all you wanna do is drink. It’s fricked.
Yes but replace that with a can of white claw I’m chugging immediately outside of the liquor store on my drive home #nolawsehenimdrinkingclaws
Not in my car.
Heh…
Maximum fun is doing that right after a cop car passes you. Not that I’d know.
Christ are you guys serious? I thought I was bad for throwing back a 6 pack of breswkis on the daily. I can’t see myself throwing back hard liquor like that and I never under any means drive drunk
>I can’t see myself throwing back hard liquor like that
You'll start with mixed drinks, then shots, then one night you'll just take the bottle to the living room. Then you'll have a bad day and wonder how fast you can get drunk.
I don't want to think about her anymore. In one of the dreams we even kissed. But I need it to stop. I'm starting to understand why some men go insane.
>life kicks me in the dick >drink some vodka >calm down >decide I'm going to take charge of my life >life kicks me in the dick again >drink some more vodka
I’m the breadwinner and she spends every waking hour with me. Leaving me would mean leaving comfort and security, it’s not a realistic thought in her head or desire by a long shot. I could realistically tell her no frick off and face no repercussion besides a stank attitude >inb4 hurr durr cuck cope
I’m just drunk making banter in a /druk/ thread, pointing out not a lot of guys have it like me but we do exist
I’m not even particularly wealthy, I’m just well off enough to be relatively /comfy/. What you’re saying is true but I’ve always understood that what you’re saying is a given
It's a stupid cultural thing. From where I am from drinking games are just games you play while drinking, people do this to relax and get conversation flowing or pass the time while they're getting buzzed.
Went to the UK and the drinking games there were that if you lose you take a shot. It's very weird because I want to take a drink but I have to do these moronic ''games'' like throwing a ball in a cup or name a word that starts with ''n''
I'd just end up tuning out and drinking when I want while '''''''''''''playing''''''''''
had this once and i fricking hated it >anon what are you doing >getting a glass of water so i have something to sip without the room going "no no no" at me
No sober bros, drink again, just do it in moderation! Just go some nights and weeks without drinking, and maybe some where you drink a little in excess!
How do you repair a hole in drywall? I must have punched one into the wall this weekend. It'd explain why my hand is bruised, but I only had a box of wine and a fifth of vodka.
When I get druk I get the urge to say things that are on my mind, even things that might seem to not be appropriate in hinsight, yet I mostly fight this urge and let out just enough to not be too awful but keep being conversational, I understand that you have the temptation but I'm fully convinced most people just use being drunk as an excuse to being a frickwit and an butthole, you can still control yourself and if you can't control yourself you're irresponsible for being getting drunk in the first place.
tl;dr if you're a lightweight weakminded homosexual don't get drunk and give drinking a bad rep.
>drinking margaritas and watching The Funhouse (1981) entirely too loudly for an apartment at 3 AM since I have the next 2 days off
Feeling bretty good lads
>get a buzz going >take a walk to the kinoplex >hang around and look at couples leading more fun lives than I am >don't care, just get more druk
WHAT A LIFE
I love drinking and driving with the windows down and the music going on an unbusy road. Just nice and drunk, driving around, feeling that wind blowing, and the music playing. It’s so relaxing
>get home from work
>take kids out
>get home
>wife starts nagging me
>snap back
>3 hours of arguing
it's /druk/ time
why is this constantly shilled on Cinemaphile
Cause you’re a dumb piece of shit and your mother didn’t love you
OOOOOHH
virgin
it's a covert alcoholism thread. our thread was banned on Cinemaphile so we congregate here now instead
virgin
It’s a great film
But mainly this
Every time I get drunk I feel an overwhelming urge to kill something. I’ve driven around drunk many times looking for animals to take pot shots at in the country
As an interesting side note I actually ran over someone’s dog doing this about 4 weeks ago
Wow, that is interesting. Thanks for sharing!… NOOOOOT!
It seemed noteworthy enough to warrant a mentioning. It was actually a little spooky. It was 11 at night and it was foggy, and this giant white fluffy dog just came out of nowhere right into the middle of the road. It was like a ghost for a second, but then I just blasted it mostly on accident. There was a little bit of blood on my bumper when I got home but that was the only sign I didn’t hallucinate the spooky encounter
That's pretty bad anon
I would’ve felt a little bad about it but it was actually the owners fault for letting the dog out at night like that. Any car could’ve hit it, it wasn’t because I was drunk
True
>it wasn’t because I was drunk
That's exactly what you'll be saying when you kill somebody's kid one day. Hopefully you'll have a nice day first, but if not please do it immediately after. Nobody will miss you.
Who lets their kid wandering around outside unsupervised like that? If it was a kid, then I would’ve gotten unlucky, because in their careless negligence they have our leashed horrible consequences on us both. I would’ve hit the kid with the fog if it was that night while sober, but if I was drunk, the prosecutors would never let me get away with it
>redditor believes a kid's life is even on the same sphere as a dog and condemns someone else while showing their psychopath
A tale as old as time.
I think you’re a little spooky
Did you resent the dog for being cute and loved?
Yeah, but hitting it did actually provide some solace to me because I didn’t find a single animal to shoot. Just joking, I didn’t resent the dog, if I could’ve saw more than 50 feet I would’ve braked
Did y'all watch the movie? Druk is not drunk. It was initially trying to maintain .05 ABV and later .08 ABV. It's trying to be like
Drunk is better than druk tho. I like that .15
what's the secret to maintaining a perfect level of druk functionality?
learn to fight against it when drinking, everyone i drink with now turns into a a blacked out butthole of a mess that makes me want nothing to ever do with them
i am an extremely shy man but after i get midly druk-buzzed everything seems funny to me, and i chat with everyone and make jokes about everything
i love druk
That's because you're not an alcoholic. Over time happy druk turns in to sad druk more often than not.
Just watched him in " Green Butchers ". Man, does he sweat alot.
>got druk at home on vodka on sunday
>ate peanuts while watching spartacus
>accidentally chomped down on a nut too hard, split a tooth in half
>$1700 for a tooth repair this morning
>got more booze on the way home from the dentist
WHAT A LIFE
what the frick are you moronic you cant even eat peanuts right you stupid drunk idiot
that's right jay
sadly they don't give pills at all, they just numb your shit up with injections
yeah same here, never got hurt at all in life and then this tragedy happens. I usually just get tired of booze. frick nuts, i'm sticking to potato chips from now on
did they give u any pillz
I think have some weird lizard brain protection or something because I've been black out drunk hundreds of times and have never been in a fight or even scratched myself.
I think it's because I either get mellow and fall asleep or just want to hug everyone like an idiot. butthole drunks are the worst and tend to get injured a lot I've noticed.
I've never been violent or started any shit but I'm notorious when entering blackout druk for doing stupid shit like falling over and walking into doors. People often ask why I have so many cuts and bruises, I just say I'm shit at riding my bike but I'm certain they know
still hungover from saturday night
WHAT A LIFE
I'm going to get off this poison it's frickin me up
I keep saying tomorrow I'll quit and not following through. Not as bad as I used to be but I know I can do better. Just gotta follow through.
I'm just a pussy that can't handle the withdrawal. Not so much the physical symptoms as the emotional and mental. It's like I get this feeling that I'm at the extreme limits of a despair that is further fueled by nightmares that seem perfectly crafted to torment my conscious, as if I'm being given a foretaste of hell. Usually, I make it 1 to 2 days max before I start hitting the bottle again.
drink more water
I do. Daily drinking is still wack.
I feel I never will be able to
I always say I will after a bad hangover but as soon as I'm finished detoxing, I realise how boring and mundane everything is and remember all the embarrassing messes I got myself into when druk
I meant withdrawal not hangover
I feel like I can't stop knowing the dumb shit I've done and said while drunk. I literally have to consider myself evil after all I've done. What's even the point? I'm afraid of death but slowly dying while drinking seems better.
love drinking but the hangovers just destroy me nowadays
but we soldier on
Tomorrow. Vodka.
friday for me. hoping i save enough of it so i can continue on saturday without the hangover overpowering my every decision
I didn't get some today, and I should have. I've been taking a break because I haven't felt great, but I no longer care. I am turning into the skid.
I really liked this movie but it's garbage because Cinemaphile seems to like is too
what's your line if you get pulled up
only time the pigs got me was when I was passed out on the street about 100m from their station. I couldn't even speak so they just drove me home. Feel lucky to not have an actual arrest
>Drinking yeast piss
Tv is dead
Then show me its snuckody
alcoholics don't really do this do they?
Heh…
Maximum fun is doing that right after a cop car passes you. Not that I’d know.
Not in my car.
Yes but replace that with a can of white claw I’m chugging immediately outside of the liquor store on my drive home #nolawsehenimdrinkingclaws
I walk to my liquor store, and either do that with a 40 or a bottle of wine.
Just realized his name was Denzel Washington kek.
Yeah he plays this role perfectly, it’s like a stress response to shit. I haven’t drank in months but when shit goes wrong all you wanna do is drink. It’s fricked.
Christ are you guys serious? I thought I was bad for throwing back a 6 pack of breswkis on the daily. I can’t see myself throwing back hard liquor like that and I never under any means drive drunk
>I can’t see myself throwing back hard liquor like that
You'll start with mixed drinks, then shots, then one night you'll just take the bottle to the living room. Then you'll have a bad day and wonder how fast you can get drunk.
Thankfully I went the other way, started off w mixed drinks but now I’m fine w the occasional 6 pack plus a tall boy or two
Yeah alcoholics are famous for their aversion to drinking alcohol
It's over. I only watch anime now
>beta weeb drops out
Huh wat u mean?
beer bottle up the bussy
Only non-anime show I'm watching at the moment is Justified: City Preimeval.
is it good? Same level as the original show?
I wish they still sold kinopacks like this
imagine picking one of these bad boys up after work on a friday
Getting druk on a tuesday night haha what a life
Anyone else feel the need to autismally calculate the exact ethanol volume you've consumed so you can feel like you're in control?
A little bit sometimes I do, but now I mostly just throw back light beer as much as I can because it’s almost impossible to get too drunk from it
literally ME
Alcohol doesn't work anymore. Maybe it's time to move onto that heroin?
Try cocaine
When I stop drinking my mild nightmares come back. I keep dreaming of my ex being dismissive towards me. It's very painful. I'm afraid to sleep now.
good. sleep. nightmares are the best
I don't want to think about her anymore. In one of the dreams we even kissed. But I need it to stop. I'm starting to understand why some men go insane.
having a mental breakdown rn, I don't think I can drink anymore
To use a fat bastard from austin powers joke as reference: "I drink because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I drink"
Depressed druks leave now
bump
Eat shit you stupid drunk
be happy
I can't. I lost everything to alcohol but it's the only thing I have left.
well at least alcohol is still there for you
>life kicks me in the dick
>drink some vodka
>calm down
>decide I'm going to take charge of my life
>life kicks me in the dick again
>drink some more vodka
ITT: fat moron losers willingly lobotomizing themselves
fat CHECK 22%bf
moron NEGATIVE
losers DEPENDS
Bros…gf kindly asked me to take a little
break after tonight
She's going to leave you. You won't be able to stop.
I’m the breadwinner and she spends every waking hour with me. Leaving me would mean leaving comfort and security, it’s not a realistic thought in her head or desire by a long shot. I could realistically tell her no frick off and face no repercussion besides a stank attitude
>inb4 hurr durr cuck cope
I’m just drunk making banter in a /druk/ thread, pointing out not a lot of guys have it like me but we do exist
Having money means nothing. You also need dignity, self respect and a degree of self ownership. Don't be her b***h.
I’m not even particularly wealthy, I’m just well off enough to be relatively /comfy/. What you’re saying is true but I’ve always understood that what you’re saying is a given
Shes fricking chad already you dumb bastard
So goodbye to Brittany, she’s mine now.
I make wienertails nightly therefore I am not an alcoholic but a connoisseur
A
Does anyone understand the point of drinking games? The more you lose the more you drink. I fail to see the incentive to win.
If you don't want to embarrass yourself, I guess?
It's a stupid cultural thing. From where I am from drinking games are just games you play while drinking, people do this to relax and get conversation flowing or pass the time while they're getting buzzed.
Went to the UK and the drinking games there were that if you lose you take a shot. It's very weird because I want to take a drink but I have to do these moronic ''games'' like throwing a ball in a cup or name a word that starts with ''n''
I'd just end up tuning out and drinking when I want while '''''''''''''playing''''''''''
had this once and i fricking hated it
>anon what are you doing
>getting a glass of water so i have something to sip without the room going "no no no" at me
You can do it sober bros. Don't give up
No sober bros, drink again, just do it in moderation! Just go some nights and weeks without drinking, and maybe some where you drink a little in excess!
How do you repair a hole in drywall? I must have punched one into the wall this weekend. It'd explain why my hand is bruised, but I only had a box of wine and a fifth of vodka.
Dumb drunk shit is the best reason to stop.
I was breaking random car side mirrors and aerials while drunk. I'm a real piece of shit.
I can easily stop for even weeks at a time, but once in awhile I'll think to myself "what does it matter?" That's when bad times start
Just tape it up and paint over it
When I get druk I get the urge to say things that are on my mind, even things that might seem to not be appropriate in hinsight, yet I mostly fight this urge and let out just enough to not be too awful but keep being conversational, I understand that you have the temptation but I'm fully convinced most people just use being drunk as an excuse to being a frickwit and an butthole, you can still control yourself and if you can't control yourself you're irresponsible for being getting drunk in the first place.
tl;dr if you're a lightweight weakminded homosexual don't get drunk and give drinking a bad rep.
>drinking margaritas and watching The Funhouse (1981) entirely too loudly for an apartment at 3 AM since I have the next 2 days off
Feeling bretty good lads
if you show this movie in a rehab clinic, everyone will be back on alcohol. this movie is dangerous
I got snunk drunk last Friday. I was chucking in the morning
>get a buzz going
>take a walk to the kinoplex
>hang around and look at couples leading more fun lives than I am
>don't care, just get more druk
WHAT A LIFE
pity party blogposting alcoholic losers
Nothing more comfy than a fresh mickey under the seat before a long drive. Why does drinking and driving feel so good bros.
I love drinking and driving with the windows down and the music going on an unbusy road. Just nice and drunk, driving around, feeling that wind blowing, and the music playing. It’s so relaxing
Got smashed on brandy last night trying to give myself the balls to break up with my girlfriend. Bit hungover now. What a life.
Alcoholics are the best people on earth, they're often goofy and friendly