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I wasn't really sure what the message of this film was, but I liked it anyway.
What did you think of the film?
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>DRUK CONTINUEDd
>DRUK CONTINUEDd
I wasn't really sure what the message of this film was, but I liked it anyway.
What did you think of the film?
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I wanna die
We won
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT A LIFE
I'm going for the 30 day no drink. Pray for me lads
Its over
yup
Americans are back to their puritanical ways I guess
yup, it's crazy how it's always the europeans that carry any druk threads
I guess /druk/ was eurogays all along. Anyway, I'm not going to sleep until I finish my beers.
Based eurochad. 4:48 am here, still vibing
An hour later here, where you at?
Norway. You?
Finland. I've never been to Norway actually but in Sweden multiple times as I live near the border and have relatives there.
I'm Canadian.
Not drinking tonight but might tomorrow if people post more Dasha.
We put our trust in you Canada anon. I'll be too hungover tomorrow
I appreciate the gesture, but will druk remember to Dashapost tomorrow night when I check the catalog?
there has been arrest in the 2oac case
I wanna drink bros but I don't want to become an alcoholic. I drank some wine yesterday and loved the feeling of being drunk. That reliance on alcohol to always feel that way scares me. Druk made me start drinking every weekend and I'm scared shitless of slipping down the slope. But I wanna have fun too. I exercise twice a day but don't have a good diet. Frick. I just wanna take the edge off a bit, that's all. I see the bottle right there on my floor, beckoning me to just have a bit.
I sharted the water
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Do you know if there’s a message per se, but if there is one, it definitely is some thing only danish people would understand. I really do like it. I think the idea of middle-age guys in a perfectly socialist cradle to grave society still have existential issues. Really makes you think about all this BS that Chapo homosexuals are pushing in the USA. No living in a perfect world where the government pays for everything is not going to solve all of your problems. We still all have the human condition that burdens us.
You're gay.
any rehab kinos? about to smash a six pack for the grand final and try not drink more than thay
ive got a pizza in the oven
Careful not to burn it
any you lads fricked a Black person?
i paid 200 bucks in vegas and i fricked an asian girl. it sucked. would love to frick a Black person
Yeah in chicago i fricked like 6 Black person b***hes, one was my first prostitute and she was so good i kept seeing prostitutes after that for 10 years, bever saw her again tho. I wrote the story in a 420chan thread long ago.
ABSOLUTELY BASED
I once fricked 2 at the same time in a hot tub for $250. Buyers remorse tbh. Best was a girl with breasts bigger than my head at the merchandise mart hotel for $150. Last one was like 6 years ago a skinny teenage girl in a crack motel near 118th st by i94 for $80. Stick to massage parlors now, there are good black nude masseuses and is safer and more relaxing. Drinking just modelo tonight.
>Tfw eastern uro and all black chicks keep to their own communities of super shady ghetto nogs living like trash while they wait their papers for free gibs in germoney to be approved
Feels bad, man.
Ive never understood why people live like this, we have huge polish and eastern euro communities in america, just live here away from communism and putinhomo. We want you, youre white and smart.
I've thought about it. Move to some funny trailer park in the midwest and work on a diner like in the movies.
Trashy living but better than the post apoc hellscape at home.
Dunnae how visas work, though. Think you need a degree or something.
Highly recommend it. Find a cousin or relative of yours in chicago or New York and ask them how they got in.
I got a relative in the uk, but I'm too shy to ask cause since I dropped out of uni cause of brainletism everyone just treats me as the deadbeat and wants nothing to do with me.
Only negress here in Italy are cheap prostitutes (probably riddled with AIDS)...but we have some decent chink grills tho.
They crave non-asian wieners (husbands) like there's no tomorrow. Crazy.
IDK where you live, but in LA (4 hours from Vegas) you can frick an instagram tier ESL asian for like 350
As for Black folk, yes. I hooked up with a couple of black chicks when I was younger. One of them let me creampie her and it was pretty nice. Def recommend
I'm a slow drinker
kot grande
Frick off to /gif/ with that shit mate
Finland is cool, I'd like to go some day. Also welcome to NATO
Yeah whatever, I'm not going to die in the forests for moronic superpower geopolitics thoughever. Seems like that's an ever growing possibility.
Eh if the Russians overstep it's time for nukes so no worries
These videos of yours are pretty cringe bro
Maybe stop swallowing russian propaganda? Stupid /misc/ Black folk.
>Stupid /misc/ Black folk
you are the one bringing this shit up, dumb homosexual. i dont care about any of it
I'm in full support of the west. You're the ones getting triggered. But whatever. Let's move on.
I'm not with anyone but my country. If it comes to that I will defend my country. No one else's country. You've never even been in the military you little homosexual.
Stupid homosexual. We're way stronger together. If it wasn't for NATO russia would swallow your homosexual country whole b***h.
And what have you done you little shit? Spamming your moron fricking webms in /misc/ day and night? We were all perfectly fine for 70 fricking years before these fricking morons at Pentagon and Kremlin decided we needed another global conflict cooked up.
Shut up b***h. This is all Putin's fault. Be glad your population is smarter than you or you'd be next after Ukraine.
Correct.
I went to /misc/ to see their opinion and the pro-Ukraine thread is actual news and battle webms and the pro-Russa one was porn and anime.
You're the /misc/ Black person. With all due respect. You're a big fricking gorilla Black person that likes to suck wieners. Again, no disrespect.
stop
>me rn
You're both Chad's. Rock on.
>i'm le druk
nice personality dullard. How are you gays any different from DUDE?
>druk descending into vitriol
Could we perhaps take the geopolitical debates to /gpg/, /chug/ and/or /uhg/ on /misc/ and keep druk comfy?
Laughing at Russian homosexuality is comfy
It's this fricking one moron Norwegian armchair warrior who doesn't have any grasp on reality. I'm sorry I helped him derail this fine thread. I'll stop here.
Good, frick these gay alcoholic redditor blog threads.
when yall are shitfaced, do you ever go on Omegle? what other sites are there for drunk rambling with strangers?
right then
/druk/ is dead
only the schizos are left
see you c**ts later
Yeah I'm tapping out too.
Good night druk.
>/druk/bros are alive and well on Cinemaphile
Unfathomably based
I just got a stronge urge to listen to David Bowie. And I did.
Bros I don't think I can drink beer anymore. I feel shitty for days after even just two drinks
There's uglier guys who've gotten laid.
There's smelly guys who've gotten laid.
There's boring guys who've gotten laid.
That weird guy you know from high school has gotten laid.
And I haven't.
That only means there's something off about me. Something unfixable because I quite literally can't see it, and that means I should kill myself because I'll never be worth someone's attention.
I'm tired.
I tried taking it easy and waiting for things to happen naturally, I tried forcing it and hitting on anything that breathes like a creep, the only thing left is for me to kill myself because I obviously wasn't made for this.
I'm gonna get blackout drunk and I still don't know if I'll actually do it because I'm a massive pussy. Chances are I'll do frickall. Monday morning I'll be back at work, and when someone asks me how I'm doing. Instead of telling them that I feel less than human and like I want to rip my skin off, I'll say 'fine'.
Some girls are bigger than others.
Some girls are bigger than other girls' mothers.
but no girl is as big as YOUR MOM hahahahahaha gottem lmao
Stop letting your self-worth be determined by other people. If you want to have sex so badly then start fricking prostitutes. No adult woman wants a virgin anyway so if you want some femoid bawd to be your girlfriend you need to wipe the virgin off you.
>Frick a bawd
>frick a fatty
Tried. Nothing happened. In fact, you saying this so dismissively only makes me more depressed because even the 'easy choices' for other people feel so faraway from me that it only hammers home how unfrickable I am. You act like it's so natural and easy to frick someone trashy. Not for me.
I didn't tell you to frick normal girls, I told you to frick a literal prostitute.
You dont want to frick a fatty cause youre terrified
I asked a cashier girl I've made small talk with a couple times before what she was doing after work. This is something I'd never in a million years do. Not cause she's ugly. Just cause I think hitting on randos is something buttholes do.
She got super uncomfortable and neither of us knew what to do.
She's fat. Got a real flat, like pig-like face so I figured I had a bit of a chance. I'm 6'2, fit and all that gay shit, but since my autism weighs me down I thought I had a chance.
But, nah.
She was probably repulsed by your desperation.
But I am desperate.
Why are you so obsessed with women? Women will not make you happy, achieving goals will. You get self worth by accomplishing goals. Find a goal and accomplish it, doesn't matter how big or small. And keep doing it. Having no goal in life is a pointless life. Literally get off the computer and do 30 push-ups. Report back and then do some more you fricking homosexual. Do them until you can't. Just DO something. Shit. I fricking hate doomer homosexuals. People around the world WISH they could have the life you have and you're just squandering the gifts, the body and mind, you've been given. Fricking use them and DO something pussy.
>Why are you so obsessed with women?
This is the main point here. Don't know about that other shit.
I'm assuming you're not a hideous looking mongrel by your other post. It's just that women see your desperation. It's unattractive. I stopped giving a frick a long time ago and that's how I got my first pussy. By accident and by not giving a frick. Do something you're passionate about and stop obsessing over this one fricking thing. Just rub one off.
That's how I thought about it until a couple months ago. Just do your thing, there's someone for everybody out there.
Nothing happened and suddenly I'm 25 and a virgin.
Frick a fatty.
You sound like a massive homosexual. That's your problem. No one wants to frick a wet blanket equivalent of a person.
>Start off happy
>The longer you go a virgin the more it saps you happiness
>the less happy you are the less likely you are to frick
Life is funny like that.
If it makes you feel any better I actively ignore my girlfriend instead of spending time with her or fricking her. I'm going to drink more and watch tv alone.
>I don't even put the minimum amount of effort and have someone who wants to frick me
How's that supposed to make me feel better you humblebragging butthole?
Frick women, focus on making more money. Buy a car you like and go for a drive to somewhere you wanna go. Lift and unlock your physical potential. Be in nature every now and then. Life is not that serious dude.
Frick off. Stop acting like you can live like a fricking monk and be happy about it. You are a human. You are a fricking ape who still thinks in jungle terms.
You get happy when people compliment you. You get sad when they don't. That's not fricking negotiable it's hardwired to your brain. You can't tell someone who's failed in the one thing all living beans are born to do. A) get laid B) live long enough to get laid
If you think your life is a sex-eat-sleep circle then i suggest you to get locked in a local zoo cage with your similars.
>You get happy when people compliment you. You get sad when they don't
This is some of the gayest shit I've ever read. Some real NPC shit. Nobody gives a flying frick what you do, that should only matter to you. Who gives a frick about OTHER people so much? Holy shit. Why are you even alive, to please others? Fricking hell.
cheers bros
Hey its you from two threads ago, hows the cutwater and what have you watched?
some lolcow garbage
ive been starting to listen to human tetris again, its a soft rock band. pretty comfy
What kino are you watching?...or its like a /druk/ & music episode?
That shit's so god damn expensive, wouldn't it be cheaper to just make your own? Kahlua, vodka and half-and-half is all you need
it is a bit expensive like $15 each, its just very convenient
>Dos Equis tallboy + Paulaner backups
CHECK
>Family Guy season 5 on the TV for background noise
CHECK
>emulating Armored Core 3
CHECK
It's Friday time
I really want to. Literally just once. So I can finally feel normal.
Hire a prostitute, moron
It's not about the sex.
>I really want to put my penis in a vegana
>It's not about putting my penis in a vegana
>i'm a normalgay sexhaver who doesn't realize how humiliating it is to pay for something that naturally comes for everybody else
Inb4 hurr I paid for dates
Would you rather tell your mom you went on a date or that you fricked a tired, sad prostitute?
People have been fricking prostitutes continually, everywhere in the world, since ancient prehistory. You think it's bad because you've fallen for shaming tactics that women use to inflate the value of their pussy. If you want pussy you can just pay for it and not go through the song and dance of chasing vapid b***hes around one deigns to give you the time of day.
until* one gives you the time of day
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/33KewgYhNSxFpbpXg/scientific-self-help-the-state-of-our-knowledge
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/ZbgCx2ntD5eu8Cno9/how-to-be-happy#How_to_be_happier
Here’s your advice. Now do something about it
One of the best beers I've had in a while.
Currently watching a compilation of tv broadcasts from the 80s about AIDS. Very interesting.
The last time I tried to have sex I got a cramp in my leg and couldn't get hard after that. It was super awkward and I never spoke to the girl again.
>A cramp
Also known as homosexuality
You druks should've gone on my druk thread. This English crooked toothed crackhead thread is not good
Next thread is linked on the outgoing you know the rules