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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the perpetually online steve-o sober gay

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUT THAT MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE DOWN

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madds came specifically in Greece Athens SPECIFICALLY at the place I stopped working a few months ago and I missed it,life is pain

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit I missed that too, I often go to this park for running

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? What would you have said?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What would you have said?
        what a life! would you like a carlsberg?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That I liked him in the pusher movies and in death stranding,my gf would and my ex also love him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >portuguese cake
      why

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sup

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >think i'm gonna die, i'll never drink again
    >ok maybe i'll drink a little
    >FRICK I LOVE BEING DRUK
    and so the cycle continues

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. It do be like dat. Also, whenever I go sober for longer periods I want to fricking kill myself. 2 beers and I love being alive

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >think i'm gonna die, i'll never drink again
        >ok maybe i'll drink a little
        >FRICK I LOVE BEING DRUK
        and so the cycle continues

        sup

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All I want for Christmas is total drukposter death.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            das right

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive at the office
    >drench my hands with sanitizer
    >smell of liquor engulf my nostrils
    >tap dance like a moron down the hall

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hang in there frendo, Bacchus wants us jolly.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Month and two weeks sober. I feel like my luck is about to change, 2024 will be my year. I will turn up in these threads from time to time, to inspire other anons with my rags to riches story and hopefully, in turn, make them give up the liquid devil too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's so much better without it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easier to deal with problems, yes. Better, not so much. I was a drunk chainsmoker, so the feeling better physically part definitely helps with the feeling better mentally as a consequence.

        I just quit for a while to see if I could do it. I might start drinking again in social situations after New Year's. But probably not so much on my own anymore. At least that's the plan. Drukposting is pretty comfy sometimes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Better, not so much.
          For me, it's the opposite. I had stopped doing a lot of things I used to enjoy. When I wasn't drinking, I was depressed, low energy, tired a lot, gained too much weight, not thinking or remembering nearly as well as I used to. It made my sleep real shitty. Everything revolved about when I'd be getting drunk next. I stopped drinking at the beginning of the year and I finally feel like my old self again. Frick drinking.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm only a month and a half in. I'll see where it takes me. I'm not putting any pressure on myself tho. Yeah, sleep is definitely better. And I do more stuff again since I can't do a countdown untill my next buzz.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I might start drinking again in social situations
          For a long time I thought getting druk was the only choice, but I've had the same amount of fun staying sober or just having a drink or two.

          I've come to love knowing I'm in complete control and don't need alcohol as a crutch.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps. Social gatherings seem pretty boring to me without alcohol.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how you morons managed to drink so much you got addicted to it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking you can talk down to people when posting on Cinemaphile

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I may be a Cinemaphile poster, but at least I'm not a weak-willed alcoholic homosexual.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do white people have to drink about? You motherfrickers are the most privileged people on earth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever visited the rust belt?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You moron. No one is as privileged as white women in particular that's it

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hanging out with friends
    >Drink two beers over the course of 4 hours
    My life is spiraling out of control

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 beers in 4 hours
      pointless. id rather not drink at all then

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    18 days clean and sober. It's tough as hell.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I MUST DRUK

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t this meme exist when I was a full time druk god I miss it so much and I want to join in these threads

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just start drinking mate

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m almost 2 years and it was nothing short of hell trying to get off it so can’t risk relapsing 🙁

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way I can see myself not getting drunk is working,going to fighting classes,lifting and then having hard sex and then pray.So basically I do know this answer is to keep busy.I did manage this at one rime and my life felt like it was going in the right direction

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry for the typos,yes,I am druk

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the thread?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      'fraid so

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      'tis the thread

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't The Lighthouse mentioned more often? It's what drinking on an empty stomach for days feels like plus all the mental issues that comes with it

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are we havin tonite lads
    I have a bottle of cheap brandy but I'm starting with a few beers first

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      beers. It's always beers for the last 15 years

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        beer is alright, but you end up pissing more than you drink so it does nothing in the end

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. You need to stick to your poison. I remember being young and mixing all kinds. If you do just the one thing, it's a lot better.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just glad im not an actual alcoholic, i just drink for fun, sometimes 70 beers a week sometimes just 10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you drink 70 bottles of water for fun? You're an alcoholic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im not an actual alcoholic
      >70 beers a week
      anon, I...

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=ufF4pjDoO92976pE

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not that great
    Going to graduate from Law School in about a month, but I have always found studying easy to combine with my drinking habits.
    Currently drinking about 4 bottles of vodka a week and I'm not sure how I'll be able to combine it with work. But I guess I'll manage it somehow.
    If I play my cards right I'll just be able to get money from the government without working.
    Who cares though, now I've gone through half a bottle, WHAT A LIFE.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even when I filter these threads, your homosexualry continues.
    I can't begin to fathom your desperation for validation. All I can say is FRICK. OFF.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evidently you didn't attempt to filter these threads if "drukbros" isn't in your filter, nor the image MD5.
      If you're going to be a total homosexual, at least do it right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you're going to be a total homosexual, at least do it right.
        The irony.
        Go back to 2007 >>>/b/ where you belong.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          These threads have existed for ages, just not on Cinemaphile.
          They are extremely easy to filter.
          You're just a moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It says Cinemaphile - Television & Film.
            This is not your angelfire blog, frickwit.

            And yeah, these homosexuals were chased off Cinemaphile and decided to shit everywhere. Frick off.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>>>>>>>>>>It says Cinemaphile - Television & Film.
              Have you taken a look at the catalog?
              Out of all the off-topic threads, these are the easiest to filter.
              Stop whining like a b***h.
              We will never leave.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They need to change it to Cinemaphile - Blue /b/ do we can admit what's really happening here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's fricking moronic, isn't it? Hiro doesn't give a single shit. Mods and jannies are always asleep.
                Frick it, what's the point?
                Every board is now /b/ because nobody fricking cares.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are you so angry little boy?I will fight you,give me your address you online police man

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oooh, tough guy over here. You want to organise a flight over to London and go another 800 miles north in winter, knock door to door until you find me, just to get kicked in the throat and left in the snow?
                I'm shakin' in ma booties, oh nooo. A hard man is talking SHITE.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You type like you're drunk

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You drink like you type; you don't know when to stop.
                And before you say anything, that's a reference to your lack of full stop, you stupid wanker.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trans rights are not human rights and you wont ever be female

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you obsessed with trannies?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you obsessed with drunks?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek you're a fricking bong?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >800 miles north of London
                Obviously not a bong, you frickwit.
                I genuinely hope you get cirrhosis and heart disease.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't 800 miles north of London in the middle of the north sea?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              take it easy man
              sounds like you need a drink

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you come around here with all the rest of capeshit,lord of the rings and Twitter threads?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a weekend druk
    and I'm too old and antisocial to be a 'party animal' druk. I do all my healthy exercise/eating/etc during the week so most people I vaguely interact with at work etc thinks I'm some fitgay at the weekend too lol (lol indeed)

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont respond to trannies because men pretending to be women is the lamest weakest thing imaginable but i fricking love getting druk and will do it tonight at my friends wedding

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    these threads are so complete
    feels like we are having a bar fight too!
    can't wait to black out tonight!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly pretty funny how every type of druk shows up, along with the straight edge homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the strait edge homosexual is always the funniest fricker in the thread, and drunkenly baiting him is a great pastime

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this guy gets it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this guy gets it

          >having the ability to know who you're replying to
          I kneel
          after a certain point I just start answering my own posts.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >after a certain point I just start answering my own posts.
            based schizo

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drank a glass of Macallan 18 last night. Im going to drink more tonight.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a good time with a female coworker at our christmas party
    >even buys me a drink cause she likes me
    >can't build up the confidence to talk to her sober
    Druk is a curse

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 QUICK QUESTIONS
    >WHAT ARE WE DRINKING?
    >HOW ARE WE FEELING?
    >WHAT ARE WE DOING?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT ARE WE DRINKING?
      cheap liquor
      >HOW ARE WE FEELING?
      Feel like smoking a cheap cigar
      >WHAT ARE WE DOING?
      gonna watch the second season of "Barry", S1 seemed good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT ARE WE DRINKING?
      some shit cider
      >HOW ARE WE FEELING?
      can't say, number one
      >WHAT ARE WE DOING?
      [glancing at shit cider can] knowing at least this won't be my new cider of choice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        reads like a Disco Elysium dialogue.
        Beautiful.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heater’s blowing in the car
    Over the sound of a college game
    Don’t know the team names
    But it’s nice to have a voice on

    Didn’t mean to drive so far
    But you just had to get away
    Walked in circles round the house all day
    Til you had to turn some lights on

    Stopped for half a tank of gas
    Plus some Skittles and a diet Sprite
    Could’ve stared at the beers all night
    But you noticed the clerk was watching

    Gary’s beautiful at night
    By the lights of the refinery
    It’s like Christmas in Nightmare City
    It’s absolutely shocking

    What do you call what you are now
    Three months dry and gaining weight
    Wondering how long it’s supposed to take
    Before you feel stronger

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your line for deciding you're actually an alcoholic? I vary from either 5 beers worth a week or 10 (5 on a Friday night or 5 on both weekend nights). Obviously that's not alcoholic but what do YOU consider the cutoff?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ability to function in daily life

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I think if you are missing personal life stuff (appointments with friends, time with family, late to work, etc.) you are 100% too far gone. But if you have a six pack and still wake up on time and whatnot, who cares?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats some shit others project onto you to distract from their own shit they should be more focused on
      don't pay it any mind

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    to all you homosexuals drinking water tonight

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that point during withdrawal when spiders appear

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that point while you drink when mice and bats start coming out of the walls

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        never had that
        worst withdrawal had was when I was convinced the government was feeding me poisoned cheese so I fled to a city 6 hours south of me.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              based moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                cheers fellow moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats up with those spiders anyway, sometimes they show after just a few days of drinking, and sometimes they won't show even after a month, i dont get them

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm staring out into the vacuum again,
    From the back porch of my mind.
    The only thing that's alive.
    I'm all there is.
    I start attacking my vodka.
    Stab the ice with my straw.
    My eyes have turned red as stop-lights.
    You seem ready to walk.
    You know I'll call you eventually.
    When I want to talk.
    Until then you're invisible.
    There's this switch that gets hit,
    And it all stops making sense.
    In the middle of drinks maybe the fifth or the sixth.
    I'm completely alone at a table of friends.
    I feel nothing for them.
    I feel nothing.
    Nothing.
    I need a break from the city again.
    I think I'll ship myself back west.
    I got a friend there she says, hey anytime.
    Unless the offer's expired.
    I have been less than frequent.
    She's under no obligation to indulge every whim.
    And I'm so ungrateful.
    I take.
    She gives and forgives.
    And I keep forgetting it.
    Each morning she wakes with a dream to describe.
    Something lovely that bloomed in her beautiful mind.
    I say, I'll trade you one for two nightmares of mine.
    I've got somewhere I die.
    I've got somewhere we all die.
    I'm thinking of quitting drinking again.
    I know I've said that a couple of times.
    I'm always changing my mind.
    I guess I am.
    But there's this burn in my stomach,
    And there's this pain in my side.
    When I kneel at the toilet,
    And the morning's clean light pores in through the window.
    Sometimes I pray I don't die.
    I'm a goddamn hypocrite.
    Then night rolls around,
    And it all starts making sense.
    There is no right way or wrong way.
    You just have to live.
    So I do what I do and at least I exist.
    What would mean more than this?
    What would mean more?
    Mean more.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    drukbros I miss the 2021 threads.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will spend the night getting absolutely plastered by myself and shitposting on here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        me too
        cheers fellow drukbro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cheers my man, wish you a good night

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf this post made me realize it's almost 2024. I thought it was still 2021.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        in 2020 i was posting daily in a general on Cinemaphile, it has since changed so much that i don't post anymore

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same kind of.
        I live in Sweden so the Covid restrictions were basically nothing, but the druk threads were kino back then.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, I also live in Sweden. Go figure.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey are you the one who moved to kungsholmen like a year ago?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope. I don't frequent these threads much so I have no clue about that anon.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, another Swedish poster used to frequent this place like a year ago and he was just about to move to Kungsholmen. Well if you're in Stockholm you'll find me att söderkällaren, dovas, or kloster.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's revive the thread
    dubs decide what fricked up drink I make
    I have vodka + beer + soda + juice and will go to the supermarket if anything is needed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      vodka and milk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      get yourself a screwdriver, just some vodka nd OG

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well you win, and screwdrivers are amazing.
        but I'll drink some vodka + milk still because I made that promise.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          based

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >based
            omw to the store

            screwdrivers are great if you are in the literal mud and shit, otherwise they are repulsive
            t.screwdriver enthusiast

            nah, screwdrivers are superb.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          screwdrivers are great if you are in the literal mud and shit, otherwise they are repulsive
          t.screwdriver enthusiast

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 30 mins to go get another beer or not. Shuts down at 10pm. guess the c**t

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      get another beer right now
      I'll leave in 5 min to get some

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've inspired me. I shall follow you into battle

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's -15c here so as long as you don't have an excuse you have to

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's -15c here so as long as you don't have an excuse you have to
            NTA, sitting outside having a smoke with a lithium-ion battery driving my tablet....no good, a percent down like every 39 seconds.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    should i get drukked on 10% beers or irish whisky tomorrow?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      beers first, then whisky.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beer before liquor
        NGMI

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    10% beers so comfy

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im drunk rihgt now

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