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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate G*rmans so much

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    >IN MEIN BOOOOOOOOOT

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took a German class in college (USA), and when the professor asked us if we know any German music, most of the replies were Rammenstein, and I cringed so much I wanted to leave the room. What's even more sad is that Rammenstein was also the only German music I knew at the time (besides le heckin red balloons). Of course I know way more now because I'm now a big fan of 1970-80's Eurodance and Euro Disco, but you don't need to learn German for that because there's no lyrics, and when there is singing, Germans love singing in completely fluent English with no accent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool blog post.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are blogs even still a thing on the internet? It's been like 15 years since I've ever consciously chose to go to someone's blog and read something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i miss josh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn you sound like a total gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once I reached a certain age I stopped caring about people calling me a "gay" or say that my stories are dumb "blog posts" that no body cares about. Once you reach a certain age you just like telling life stories, regardless of whether people or like it or not.

        Now I know why my grandpa, dad and uncles used to endlessly tell me so many dumbass stories nobody cares about. You just need to tell your story to someone, and you don't care if others will judge you negatively for it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So a jerry then.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre a homosexual and I hope a gay Black person with Aids rapes your face.

      Rammstein is great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm also trans btw, I talked about it in my German classes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a homosexual lmao. German class kids were always so fricking weird.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, you're a pretentious homosexual

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Rammstein song I like.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the lead singer a rapist?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a queer so rape might be his least unsavory crime.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, a groupie got mad when she realized she was a groupie, left the backstage area and had a spergout on twitter bec she thought she was more than a wet hole for him

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Magnate

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  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scorpions is the best music ever created in Germany, FACT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad spent most of his life thinking Scorpions was a British band

  8. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    Ich bin Schneeden und Feeden

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So far my favorite april fools was the year where you could upvote and downvote posts like reddit. Second favorite is the sticker collection two years ago. I don't even remember last year

      • 2 months ago
        Aspiring Investor

        Wasn't last year Quebec?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh?

          • 2 months ago
            Aspiring Investor

            The Day of the Rake?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even remember so I'll take your word for it. God damn last year's April fools was so lame that I completely forgot

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      Schicken und Ficken

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DU
    >DU HAST
    >DU HAST A POOSSAY
    >I HAVE A DICK-AH
    >SO WHAT'S ZE PROBLEM
    >LET'S DO IT QUICK

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rammstein videos are always kickass

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    name a more woke homosexual band
    cracks my up all those israelite propped up bands are full of state dick suckers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this band is older than you and the term woke combined little zoom zoom

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        makes it even more cringe and gross when these geezers go on stage and make out to own le russians.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          go leave peabrain

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mann gegen Mann.
    >Meine Haut gehört den Herren

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are fins so much better at making music than Germans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finnish music autism is a different beast.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fisher price toy plays in the background

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOO DOO HAS

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