Taylor Swift was in some terrible shit like cats etc and also she can't act, but she will have plenty more chances in future movies I am sure. Same here, as long as Dua maintains her popularity as a celeb. Not sure if she can act better than Swift but it would be hard to be a worse actress.
You can but she's still in the upper echelon in terms of her face even here. I was just outside for 2 hours and saw 1 girl that is more attractive than her.
Could tell what the frick it was even supposed to be from the trailer? Is it a shitty comedy? Is the cat the secret agent? Who the frick is this even for?
It's a tax rebate movie. They just need famous people staring in it to sell it to israeliteflix and foreign tv channels. Doesn't even need to make money, it already made it back before even starting to film it with the tv rights.
No. Its bribe. Entertsiment and US elite is ran like mafia. If someone get too big sudenddly. They have to find way to share that success with others. It's same with everything else. Amazon doing most expensive tv shows nobody is watching.
Movies that cost arm and leg and nobody is watching.
ok but why did they style his hair like that? literally anybody couldve told them that shit was terrible, i didnt even consider watching it just because of that
Hollywood thought Vaughn was a 'creative and twisted' visionary genius and gave him free reign and millions of bucks.. Vaughn then believed his own hype and proceeded to do a shitload of drugs and come up with a rubbish script, hire some meme level actors, and was eagerly awaiting huge critical and box office praise for his efforts. Months later... >"one of the worst movies ever made"
BWAHAHAHAHHAA
>terrible script >gays here blame the actors
shouldn't be surprised this board has been overrun by Pedowood troony writers. You came here during the strike by now you need to frick off. Stop damage controlling on my board wienersuckers.
Actors get to see the script before they sign their contracts. These actors were just in it for the sweet Apple Corporation payday, not to make a good movie. Why are you defending them?
It's actually kind of busted that Cavill is going to catch a load of flack for this solely because they used him in all the marketing regardless of the fact that he's barely in the film
This movie is particularly doomed by the bait and switch. No movie regardless of its quality ever survives trolling its own audience like that.
Anyone who goes to see it is going "Oh gee I'll check out the Henry Cavill spy movie" and they're just gonna be pissed that Henry Cavill and spy stuff appear in a few brief dream sequences
Its such a shame. I actually wanted this to be a good movie, it has a cat in it, I actively want to sex Dua Lipa and the Kingsman and Kick Ass films are fun to watch even if not awards bait. But it sounds like such shite.
>barely in it
and doesn't even exist in-universe (OR DOES HE DUN DUN DUNNN)
his entire limited screentime is literally in Fatty McFeminist's fricking imagination
It's kinda crazy that he's gotten away with like 15 years of the most bland, substance devoid reviews with nobody ever even busting his balls till the autism crew did recently
True. It’s weird, he clearly regretted letting someone else do Kick-Ass 2 and now he’s stubbornly refusing to move on from the worst shit in his filmography
I thought it was sick and twisted
It's OVER for anyone involved with this. It's Waterworld/Cats tier.
Can't be that bad, it's got cavill.
I doubt he's in it for more than 10 minutes, not that I would know since there's no way I'm watching this dumpster fire
He's not a real character and is in it for barely 10 minutes. I've seen the movie. The redhead fatso is the
(1/2) the real agent that had amnesia. It's truly horrible and will not make any money whatsoever.
Who is redhead fatso?
>shit actor who's only appeal is being a hot dude
>not bad
Everything hes in is shit wtf are you talking about
Mission: Impossible - Fallout, Stardust, The Count of Monte Cristo, and The Tudors are good
You must not have seen Man of Steel or BvS or you would not be say such a thing
He's in the film for a maximum of 5 minutes.
But he's front and center on the poster?
because the movie is about a fake spy who happens to be real.
This will be like Taylor in Cats. Her acting career is over.
>Her acting career is over.
If she manages to come back from this, and turn her acting career around, what phrase you would to describe that?
Taylor Swift was in some terrible shit like cats etc and also she can't act, but she will have plenty more chances in future movies I am sure. Same here, as long as Dua maintains her popularity as a celeb. Not sure if she can act better than Swift but it would be hard to be a worse actress.
Rihanna was in Battleship, Valerian and Ocean's 8 and she is still getting parts.
White Rihanna is what I imagined the emperor's daughter in dune to look like.
>white Rihanna
holy frick is this how zoomers view Sydney Sweeney?
>Taylor Swift was in some terrible shit like Cats etc
Funny you should mention her, it has been said she wrote the (unpublished) book this was optioned from.
You're moronic.
>Taylor in Cats
Imagine if that released today, all the psyops to make people believe it's a masterpiece because their asset is in it.
She's Albanian and he's gay
are Albanians not white? What are they then?
Albanians are a type of israelite like romanians and other roaming homeless people.
>What are they then?
semi homesteaded gypos
She's more Bosnian than Albanian
That's why she looks more human than 90% of shqiptars
Not really. In the Balkans and Albania/Kosovo, you can finder more attractive and beautiful women in the fricking street.
You can but she's still in the upper echelon in terms of her face even here. I was just outside for 2 hours and saw 1 girl that is more attractive than her.
another box office flop for that moron cavill
he will NEVER be bond.
>JUST
Black person looks like a one piece character
box office poison
Could tell what the frick it was even supposed to be from the trailer? Is it a shitty comedy? Is the cat the secret agent? Who the frick is this even for?
It's a tax rebate movie. They just need famous people staring in it to sell it to israeliteflix and foreign tv channels. Doesn't even need to make money, it already made it back before even starting to film it with the tv rights.
No. Its bribe. Entertsiment and US elite is ran like mafia. If someone get too big sudenddly. They have to find way to share that success with others. It's same with everything else. Amazon doing most expensive tv shows nobody is watching.
Movies that cost arm and leg and nobody is watching.
>Who the frick is this even for?
The architect audience who want to see Braphog Dallas Howard.
reviews say she is the worst part of the movie and she cannot act.
>she is the worst part of the movie and she cannot act.
Well yeah we all knew that after the Jurassic World trilogy.
ok but why did they style his hair like that? literally anybody couldve told them that shit was terrible, i didnt even consider watching it just because of that
Hollywood thought Vaughn was a 'creative and twisted' visionary genius and gave him free reign and millions of bucks.. Vaughn then believed his own hype and proceeded to do a shitload of drugs and come up with a rubbish script, hire some meme level actors, and was eagerly awaiting huge critical and box office praise for his efforts. Months later...
>"one of the worst movies ever made"
BWAHAHAHAHHAA
>terrible script
>gays here blame the actors
shouldn't be surprised this board has been overrun by Pedowood troony writers. You came here during the strike by now you need to frick off. Stop damage controlling on my board wienersuckers.
Actors get to see the script before they sign their contracts. These actors were just in it for the sweet Apple Corporation payday, not to make a good movie. Why are you defending them?
>instant brown seethe in every thread
did india lose a cricket game or something? Lol.
What's so inexplicable to me is someone made the decision to give this shitshow $200 million and that person isn't going to lose their job
Crazy that it cost that much given how cheap it looks. Vaughn has made some decent films but the digital stuff always looks cartoony and fake
Stop making secret agent movies, that train is gone. Even a fricking Western would have a better shot by now.
He just wanted to fool around with Dua Lipa. That's why he took the role.
Remember not to objectify women, btw.
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Tell me about Dua. Why does she hump the mic?
>Why does she hump the mic?
because its part of her stage performance and it keeps chuds like you watching
Dua air humps like it's her only way out of Albania. MESMERIZING
based and agpilled
left is HST
right is AGP
what's the diff?
>dua lipa
>actually has 6 lips 😉
>
It's actually kind of busted that Cavill is going to catch a load of flack for this solely because they used him in all the marketing regardless of the fact that he's barely in the film
if they want him out for good, they should just release his gay pics into public magazines and newspaper
Everyone go on Cavills instagram and flood it with spoilers of the twist. That Elly is argylle. Go now you stupid homosexuals.
how does she look so hot with clothes on but then like this without them
Albanian garbage body. Shitty diet coupled with no physical activity.
the image to save trannies from suicide
Why does she get to star in a million dollar film she is not even an actress. Frick this gay earth
So? Shes not an actress. Her songs are all autotune, she cant even sing.
See that big ol' number in the image?
Why are they pushing these Albanian gypsies? Rita Ora, Bebe Rexha and this androgynous dude.
They prostitute themselves out easier. Trust me. They are bottom of the barrel but will suck and frick anything to get ahead.
Wow. No one could have predicted this in an advance. What a complete and utter shock.
They did Henry dirty by putting him on the poster alone. He is not even starring.
?
I'm looking at the poster in OP's image.
That’s just a character poster, they did one for every recognisable actor in it
This movie is particularly doomed by the bait and switch. No movie regardless of its quality ever survives trolling its own audience like that.
Anyone who goes to see it is going "Oh gee I'll check out the Henry Cavill spy movie" and they're just gonna be pissed that Henry Cavill and spy stuff appear in a few brief dream sequences
The frick, looks like a mr beast fake face thumbnail
It’s true. Even at the London premiere they were focusing mostly on Cavill, and he spent far more time interacting with the crowd than anyone else
This is easily Top 5 most moronic decisions in movies. People should sue for false advertisement.
On the plus side for him, it shouldn't be a career killer given the main complaint is that he isn't in it enough
>his name is first
>he's in the center
>he's the movie's mascot along with the cat
>only in it for 10 minutes and le woman is le real agent
I'M TIRED
>girl who's the spy is holding a copy of a book with the movie's name on it on the box art
subtle. not.
If it’s a Kingsman movie, didn’t SLJ die in the first movie?
Matthew Vahghn and Guy Ritchie should team up together to make the biggest bomb ever starring Henry Cavil and Charlie Hunnam
Dua is gonna make it big, mark my words
More squats. A thicker ass and she would be 10
Its such a shame. I actually wanted this to be a good movie, it has a cat in it, I actively want to sex Dua Lipa and the Kingsman and Kick Ass films are fun to watch even if not awards bait. But it sounds like such shite.
Why can't we ever win, Cinemaphile? Why?
the writer's fault, he hasn't written anu good movie in his career
>market the movie as Henry Cavil
>barely in it for even 5 minutes, maybe not even
Kinda funny, tbh.
The movie is a secret feminist movie too, with the Fatty being a Secret Agent who is super bad ass but just had Amnesia.
>barely in it
and doesn't even exist in-universe (OR DOES HE DUN DUN DUNNN)
his entire limited screentime is literally in Fatty McFeminist's fricking imagination
WRONG
my boy Chris said the movie is amazing, just like every movie every made.
It's kinda crazy that he's gotten away with like 15 years of the most bland, substance devoid reviews with nobody ever even busting his balls till the autism crew did recently
Kingsman was nevet good
True. It’s weird, he clearly regretted letting someone else do Kick-Ass 2 and now he’s stubbornly refusing to move on from the worst shit in his filmography
I know it's trite but "Reddit" is the only way to describe it
>Chubby slampig is really a top level assassin and spy
So, when they mindwiped BDH, did they also forcefeed her tons of fatty foods for a year? Seems like some weird fat fetish thing.
how did henry fall off so quick...was it the dreaded wall?
he got buckbroke by the witcher
and I wanted some Rockwell kino
I just learned that Dua Lipa and Lizzo are different people and now might want to see this movie
Yes, I can see how you might have mixed them up