>tfw you were a straight arrow in HS who believed going outside the box would ruin your life so you never got the thrill of freedom that comes with skipping class to smoke weed or drink alcohol while getting spontaenously intimate with the qt alt-girl
I'm not one of those homosexuals who believes "teenage love" is necessary to be happy or well adjusted in adulthood but it does feel like your mid-teens are the only time you get to experience true freedom and I fricking missed it. I wish I had cool memories or stories
>Cutgay cope
Lmao! Enjoy your weak half orgasm, israelite puppet
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can smell your smegma from here
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
We have showers in Europe unlike your third world circus run by israelites.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You wouldn’t know you euros seem determined to never use them
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just jerk offd under my shower, orgasm felt so good...oh wait, you'll never know lmao!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don’t need to jerk off, I don’t have a cheese dick scaring off women
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
what do you need a woman for? You cant have sex nor pleasuring a girl with your cut ugly wiener.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Whatever makes you feel better cheese dick
>”Conclusion: The highest-quality studies suggest that medical male circumcision has no adverse effect on sexual function, sensitivity, sexual sensation, or satisfaction.”
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23937309/
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Mutilated dicks don't even function properly. The skin is meant to slide up and down.
It's like cutting off your lips and claiming it has no effect on eating.
Or cutting off your ears and saying it has no effect on hearing.
Anyone commiting this crime needs an equal amount of skin removed.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>YOUR STUDY IS WRONG BECAUSE… I-IT JUST IS OKAY
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>here's a random study on a highly contentious topic out of literally hundreds of similar studies that i've plucked out and deemed significant because it agrees with the viewpoint i started with
you fricking moron lmaoooooo, you fricking babooooooon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>study by Dr. Noseberg says cutting dicks is ok, trust me
lmaooo!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
[...] >study by shlomo israeliteenstein >question:rate your average sexual experience on a scale 1-10 >normal guy: 6-7 i guess >foreskinlet loser mental gymnastics:"e-eight-no t-ten out of ten! Every sex i have is totally awesome, i am glad they cut the tip of my dick of! Sadly they did not cut of my balls as well! I love my body mutilation! Especially when I had no say in it!!"
See
>YOUR STUDY IS WRONG BECAUSE… I-IT JUST IS OKAY
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>YOUR STUDY IS WRONG BECAUSE… I-IT JUST IS OKAY
>study by shlomo israeliteenstein >question:rate your average sexual experience on a scale 1-10 >normal guy: 6-7 i guess >foreskinlet loser mental gymnastics:"e-eight-no t-ten out of ten! Every sex i have is totally awesome, i am glad they cut the tip of my dick of! Sadly they did not cut of my balls as well! I love my body mutilation! Especially when I had no say in it!!"
I was around those types and they were pretty nasty. No fun memories, just harsh judgement and a permanently fricked outlook on sex. Chads win, betas lose, doesn’t matter what circumstance they find themselves in.
I was around those types and they were pretty nasty. No fun memories, just harsh judgement and a permanently fricked outlook on sex. Chads win, betas lose, doesn’t matter what circumstance they find themselves in.
stop romanticizing the late teen and highschool experience.
I was in a delinquent gang in high school. There were good times, but we got in fights all the time. The goth girls were vicious chicks that would manipulate weiners to get them beat up and robbed. One day a kid from up town bounced my friend's head off the pavement, and he got brain damage, we stopped RPing as gangsters after that day
Honestly not worth it. I had a record (expunged now) and lost several teeth. I wear the silver ones as replacements.
>wish I had cool memories or stories
Is not worth it, for every cool story you get like 20 boring ones and 5 terrible moments you will never forget. The nasty delinquent were all dangerous psychopathic prostitutes who got passed around by the whole neighborhood if not the whole city, you never "love" them is just your turn to have a go at their pussy.
Also your parents will hate you and nudge about those years for the rest of your life.
You probably do have some cool memories, you just don't appreciate them. Lamenting 'what could have been' is lame as frick - your experiences and life are exclusive to you and that's special within itself. If your life was supposed to be any different then it would have been.
I was around those types and they were pretty nasty. No fun memories, just harsh judgement and a permanently fricked outlook on sex. Chads win, betas lose, doesn’t matter what circumstance they find themselves in.
Not experiencing that true freedom and being study-focused led me to have very few friends in life at all and I'm malding to this day.
>tfw you were a straight arrow in HS who believed going outside the box would ruin your life so you never got the thrill of freedom that comes with skipping class to smoke weed or drink alcohol while getting spontaenously intimate with the qt alt-girl
I'm not one of those homosexuals who believes "teenage love" is necessary to be happy or well adjusted in adulthood but it does feel like your mid-teens are the only time you get to experience true freedom and I fricking missed it. I wish I had cool memories or stories
Got blackout drunk and high between the ages of 13-20 and went to clubs every other weekend or so. Im in the middle of playing a lot of vidya and partying hard during my youth. Ama
>Drugs and alcohol are… LE BAD?!
Summoning that Black person that makes this thread every day
White girls with fair skin are so beautiful.
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>tfw you were a straight arrow in HS who believed going outside the box would ruin your life so you never got the thrill of freedom that comes with skipping class to smoke weed or drink alcohol while getting spontaenously intimate with the qt alt-girl
I'm not one of those homosexuals who believes "teenage love" is necessary to be happy or well adjusted in adulthood but it does feel like your mid-teens are the only time you get to experience true freedom and I fricking missed it. I wish I had cool memories or stories
You missed a key rite of passage. No getting around it.
you're circumcised and you'll never know what a real orgasm feels like
Uncircumcised, lost my virginity at 17, have had steady girlfriends since then. Sorry you turned out an ugly zoomer brother.
you're a loser making shit up on Cinemaphile, I'm sorry for you. you reek of virginity.
i didn't ask for your headshot creep
>i didn't ask for your headshot creep
Based for telling the truth.
Imagine being a cutgay, you will never know what a true male orgasm is. Say thank you to israelites i guess lol.
>samegay projecting his frankenweenie
>Cutgay cope
Lmao! Enjoy your weak half orgasm, israelite puppet
I can smell your smegma from here
We have showers in Europe unlike your third world circus run by israelites.
You wouldn’t know you euros seem determined to never use them
Just jerk offd under my shower, orgasm felt so good...oh wait, you'll never know lmao!
I don’t need to jerk off, I don’t have a cheese dick scaring off women
what do you need a woman for? You cant have sex nor pleasuring a girl with your cut ugly wiener.
Whatever makes you feel better cheese dick
>”Conclusion: The highest-quality studies suggest that medical male circumcision has no adverse effect on sexual function, sensitivity, sexual sensation, or satisfaction.”
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23937309/
Mutilated dicks don't even function properly. The skin is meant to slide up and down.
It's like cutting off your lips and claiming it has no effect on eating.
Or cutting off your ears and saying it has no effect on hearing.
Anyone commiting this crime needs an equal amount of skin removed.
>YOUR STUDY IS WRONG BECAUSE… I-IT JUST IS OKAY
>here's a random study on a highly contentious topic out of literally hundreds of similar studies that i've plucked out and deemed significant because it agrees with the viewpoint i started with
you fricking moron lmaoooooo, you fricking babooooooon
>study by Dr. Noseberg says cutting dicks is ok, trust me
lmaooo!
See
>study by shlomo israeliteenstein
>question:rate your average sexual experience on a scale 1-10
>normal guy: 6-7 i guess
>foreskinlet loser mental gymnastics:"e-eight-no t-ten out of ten! Every sex i have is totally awesome, i am glad they cut the tip of my dick of! Sadly they did not cut of my balls as well! I love my body mutilation! Especially when I had no say in it!!"
Not experiencing that true freedom and being study-focused led me to have very few friends in life at all and I'm malding to this day.
I was around those types and they were pretty nasty. No fun memories, just harsh judgement and a permanently fricked outlook on sex. Chads win, betas lose, doesn’t matter what circumstance they find themselves in.
stop romanticizing the late teen and highschool experience.
I was in a delinquent gang in high school. There were good times, but we got in fights all the time. The goth girls were vicious chicks that would manipulate weiners to get them beat up and robbed. One day a kid from up town bounced my friend's head off the pavement, and he got brain damage, we stopped RPing as gangsters after that day
Honestly not worth it. I had a record (expunged now) and lost several teeth. I wear the silver ones as replacements.
Name of the movie?
I would compare it to that japanese comic called the crows
You’re fine anon it’s pretty recoverable
Can still do it in uni if you really want.
>wish I had cool memories or stories
Is not worth it, for every cool story you get like 20 boring ones and 5 terrible moments you will never forget. The nasty delinquent were all dangerous psychopathic prostitutes who got passed around by the whole neighborhood if not the whole city, you never "love" them is just your turn to have a go at their pussy.
Also your parents will hate you and nudge about those years for the rest of your life.
You probably do have some cool memories, you just don't appreciate them. Lamenting 'what could have been' is lame as frick - your experiences and life are exclusive to you and that's special within itself. If your life was supposed to be any different then it would have been.
Yeah I have literally zero stories. All I did was play WoW. No use crying over it but I probably shouldn’t have been an insecure, fat, shut-in.
Got blackout drunk and high between the ages of 13-20 and went to clubs every other weekend or so. Im in the middle of playing a lot of vidya and partying hard during my youth. Ama
She looks like she smells like garbage.
Is that Sophie Thatcher? Really my type
She got buccalmaxxed. The suction call was too strong to resist.
I miss her old face
does her sister have hairy pits too?
>it's over
She used to look cuter.
She was so cute, then the surgeon hollyjews ruined her...and there's no turning back from the buccal horror.
Looks alien
hairy pits
Do these girls exist IRL? where do i go if i want to find some and frick them?
you have shit colored skin.
iPhone users are such fricking morons.
Jokes on you, I’d make the same threads on my laptop.
Burned
shhh soapy is sleeping
She was super cute before the horror surgery.
no