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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WEED

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe

    This israeliteboy is still living in 2005 where this would still be cool and edgy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does weed consumption trigger chudgays?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        people make smoking a personality. They constantly laugh about it, talk about it, like it’s some amazing new thing they just discovered, and we should all laugh and be impressed. This has been a thing since at least, Cheech and Chong. Imagine if people would never shut the frick up about drinking water, it’s just something you consume. Shut the frick up already.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe stop hanging around with teenagers dude

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you really filtered by Cheech and Chong of all things? The point of the movies was the inability of law enforcement to stop people who were supposedly morons. The war on drugs is a failure. That was the whole message.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the war on drugs is a failure cause they don't give drug dealers the death penalty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          also remember to stay hydrated!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does weed consumption trigger chudgays?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I smoke weed all the time and Seth Rogen is an annoying moron. Like the man literally cannot talk about anything other than weed, it's fricking embarrassing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Like the man literally cannot talk about anything other than weed
          False, he also talks about christianity=bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the weed consumption in itself. It's this whole "DUDE WEED LMAO, ISN'T IT EPIC" shtick that's just pure cringe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weeds for homosexuals, smoke a cigar like an adult

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whoa cool it with the homophobic slurs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I smoke weed, but making it part of your personality like this and thinking you're better than any other type of user is cringe as frick.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and thinking you're better than any other type of user is cringe as frick.
          Are you saying you'd rather live next to fent-heads than potheads?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even the anti Chud countries got weed criminalized. It smells shit and no one's more annoying and entitled than the stereotypical pothead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wanting to be contrary to anything perceived as "Reddit" combined with the larping brown tradcucks who think being a teetotaling soccer mom is based n alpha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        weed makes you moronic
        try playing chess while high

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          King me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        weed is trash and dumb to smoke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's bad for society
        >but alcohol
        is the social lubricant that keeps society running properly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          found the delusional alcoholic subhuman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. braindead stoner moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              how the frick can an alcoholic have a superiority complex lmao
              i don't smoke weed you moronic ape

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literal moronation. Stoners may be absent parents and people but they don't beat the shit out of their kids and piss in the streets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        weed is fine but potheads are annoying

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're fricking pathetic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about people acting like wacky stoners, but if you smoke you're literally killing your brain cells faster than if you were to drink a beer or two to relax. People smoking weed are moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the guy you quoted explained it. I might have laughed at this in 2005.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        as a former incel, i used to hate weed and stoners because i associated it with the popular kids in school that shunned me because they would always go party and smoke weed, i assume the majority of Cinemaphile are underageb& social rejects thus also hate weed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >lol this dude is still making a big show about smoking weed like it’s still edgy or something, how cringe
        >LMAOOOO U TRIGGERED TIMMY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Burning is not something I would wish even on my worst enemy, an unfunny heeb, but I'd settle of the bong tipping over and crushing him.

      Why is this gay so easy to hate? And no, it's not his judaism.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's at the stage of his life where his peers would have children and start to leave behind this behavior. But he's proudly a genetic dead-end, so he's stuck with dude weed and manchild projects.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He's at the stage of his life where his peers would have children and start to leave behind this behavior
        He's 42, what you're describing is a 27-33 year old

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Who gives a shit about weed jokes anymore? It's just sad. I never smoked the stinky shit, but I often enjoy stoner comedies. Yet something about Seth is so fricking off putting. I guess Pineapple Express is good. Haven't seen it since one time in college.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad all the proper safety procedures were followed and he wasn't horribly burned by this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Burning is not something I would wish even on my worst enemy, an unfunny heeb, but I'd settle of the bong tipping over and crushing him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kills you fast from the smoke inhalation
        drowning on the other hand is the most painful way you can go

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah right.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          once the fire cooks off your nerve endings you don't feel a thing.

          I hate midwits so much

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a heretic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I would say having multiple popes working together would make them all heretics. You'll never be Catholic btw.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        once the fire cooks off your nerve endings you don't feel a thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hates heeb chads
        >comes to heeb chad board
        What?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No such thing as a heeb chad. Hebe chads on the other hand…

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bong tips over
        >Seth covered head to toe in bong water
        A fate worse than death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I actually physically cringed. Only maybe literal shit smells worse than bong water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bong falls over
        >crushes him but doesn't kill him
        >asphyxiated by CO2 and bong water smell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Easy Alec

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Burned I said, not shot.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw like casually smoking legalized weed but hate Seth Rogan

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's very cringe and I smoke almost every day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw like casually smoking legalized weed but hate Seth Rogan

      Yeah I hate the image and "fandom" weed has. It's my drug of choice not my personality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. The dipshits next door smoke weed and I hope aliens dissect them for funzies. The movies would have anons believe that all stoners are the same, but nope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope aliens dissect them for funzies
          you seem like a gay too though just like them.
          >i hope le aliens come and hurty them
          why not just express how you want to bash their skulls in like i want to do to my dumbass drug addict neighbors?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why not just express how you want to bash their skulls in
            I dislike messes.

            Wait what
            What's the deal with your neighboura are they dick heads or something

            >What's the deal with your neighboura are they dick heads or something
            Massive. The worst thing about them is that they're raging hypocrites...like tonight they were screaming at the top of their lungs..I almost yelled at them to shut up with some choice words, but nah.
            These are the same people who chastised me for yelling "GODDAMMIT!" after bashing my thumb on a hammer, stuff like that.
            They're just generally unpleasant and have no personality except for DUDE WEED and they think being rude is the height of humanity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait what
          What's the deal with your neighboura are they dick heads or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I quit smoking weed like 2 years ago after I moved down south and noticed every Black person that walks by reeks of it is turns my stomach now...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Letting Black folk influence you. Ngmi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this stoner moron really wants to live in delusion

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sound like mildly funny thing to do. it's like we're on Hollywood bowl and i'm gonna light the bowl

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this gay so easy to hate? And no, it's not his judaism.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't hate him. I don't really care. I'm normal. No one I know hates him or ever brings him up. I've enjoyed some movies he's been in or made.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care about Hollywood celebs
    I don’t care about most films and television anymore
    I only come here to find the 1 in 1,000 good film

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The guy himself and the rest of the show might suck but lighting a giant bong sculpture is entertaining visual stimulus you c**ts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is entertaining visual stimulus in 2002, dudes
      ftfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BTW I'm 12 and posting during homeroom

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine the smell
    >and this is what you paid full price for

    A race to the bottom, has got to start somewhere. For a junkie like Seth, it starts in the easiest, most accessible place.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time for burning

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anything other than weed will give you lung cancer. Just say no.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it legal now in america? who cares

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's legal in some states but not others and not federally.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S CREATING GREENHOUSE GASES AND CHANGING THE CLIMATE YOU STUPID FRICKING butthole

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I would love to gouge this guy's eyes out and push him onto a busy highway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whenever I hear him laugh I feel like I'm losing IQ

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude weed is a psyop by the alcohol lobbyists

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One trick pony. His one trick: weed. I guess it stays entertaining if you’re a mouth breathing ass homosexual

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does his life revolve around worshipping weed?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people make their entire personality smoking weed?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >every 6 months or so get the itch and buy a half ounch
    >smoke each evening, relaxing to vidya and kinos
    >eat lots of delicious snacks, enjoy food more than usual
    >get through a lot of beer
    >binge like this for a month or so
    >quit completely cold turkey and continue my normal life for another 6 months
    >not a stoner
    >not a seething chud
    feels good being able to balance things and enjoy them responsibly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky. Weed makes me shaky and my heart go crazy, and alcohol gives me terrible hangovers now for some reason. I used to enjoy them in moderation but now I have nothing. Everything else is too heavy to enjoy recreationally and would probably end up the same way with whatever mental/physical issues are causing this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you must be fat as hell if you're eating and drinking that much

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you smoke weed in public can you take some deodorant with you, you disgusting smelly c**ts or maybe don't do it in public.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >israelite only has one act
    >drives it into the ground
    sheer boredom.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Rogen was clearly going to be groomed to be the next Sandler. Then people found out he was just really annoying to be around. Like he would ruin parties. So now he does direct to streaming shit and Cameo."
    - John Stupid

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE WEED is not a personality

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smoking weed is based. Frick these neo puritans

    Making it your personality after the age of 25/30 is cringe

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is stoner comedy even a thing anymore?

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