Supposedly it’s not supposed to be just a weird movie for weirds sake. It’s a commentary on capitalism. You have this world where most people are living in horrible poverty, yet one dude has the means to just frick around making chocolate all day, a useless good in such a world. Yet the people go crazy for it and hail him a god. It’s some shit like that idk.
Why focus on Willy. Why make a backstory. Why. The movie is about Charlie being pure and watching brats get turned into balloons and falling into diarrhea rivers. And don't tell me it's because the book was originally named after Willy, all of the movies are cashing in on the success of the first film. Frick you.
Appareny the OG one was made as a tie-in ad and book author hated it for being a cheap cash grab bastarisation and the Burton one was vloser to the real vision
All versions of Wonka shit are absolutely moronic.
Gene Wilder played the character funny once a million years ago, and he was barely even in the movie. He shows up at the end.
Frick Wonka
wilder remains unmogged
This any new Wonka movie is just an exercise in hubris
Boomer shit, Zoomer shit, kino shit
Kino ≠ Millenial
depp wonka is zoomer as frick
Willy wonka is one of the dumbest concepts of a story ive ever read/watched. How has this gotten 3 different movies??
nostalgia
i bet you were molested as a kid
God I wish
Wonka is a pedo.
Supposedly it’s not supposed to be just a weird movie for weirds sake. It’s a commentary on capitalism. You have this world where most people are living in horrible poverty, yet one dude has the means to just frick around making chocolate all day, a useless good in such a world. Yet the people go crazy for it and hail him a god. It’s some shit like that idk.
>It’s a commentary on [x]
this isn't an excuse to deflect criticism from a shit movie. looking at you, shin godzilla shills
It’s not that much different from Saw.
Book was good.
Why focus on Willy. Why make a backstory. Why. The movie is about Charlie being pure and watching brats get turned into balloons and falling into diarrhea rivers. And don't tell me it's because the book was originally named after Willy, all of the movies are cashing in on the success of the first film. Frick you.
The only kino one is Johnny wonka
This. Redditors and npcs hate the movie but its the superior adaptation by an infinite margin
>make two more wonka films
>still no glass elevator
do you want CGI vermicious knids?
I never want to be reminded of those rancid little c**ts ever again. I’m 41 years old their very CONCEPT weirds me the frick out.
So yeah, I wish they’d hurry up and make it.
Stay tuned for Wonka: Glass Eleva2r
Good point. Kinda crazy they haven't milked it yet
Appareny the OG one was made as a tie-in ad and book author hated it for being a cheap cash grab bastarisation and the Burton one was vloser to the real vision
>three separate films about 'WILLY WONKA"
>his pants are never even unzipped once
misleading bs
>a LITERAL goyslop factory
not touching this with a 10-feet footpole
Question is, will the prequel have any cute girls
No. But there're two cute boys though
tim and...?
Young Willy in flashback and a shoeshine boy in the opening number
b***h shut the frick up you fricking white ass b***h ass pedo
and will they expand into fruit
Hnnnnng blueberries
Who's ready to feast on Chamelets chocolate factory?
Why is the new trailer in what looks like 19th century France? Wasn't the original movie set in a 1950s American town?
All versions of Wonka shit are absolutely moronic.
Gene Wilder played the character funny once a million years ago, and he was barely even in the movie. He shows up at the end.
Frick Wonka
you get nothing you lose good day sir xD
This movies is very good. Didn't feel 2023 at all. Watch it before hating. The songs are awesome.