normally I would side with the blonde or natural redhead (rachel doesn't count, i'm talking about ginger), and phoebe has the better personality, but monica wins here
https://i.imgur.com/r6MTHkV.jpg
>Dude, I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city
I haven't seen this show in like 25 years. like wayyyy back when i was taping DBZ episodes on VHS tape and playing through PSX Squaresoft JRPGs, and Ape Escape.
I don't even know what I would think of it now. I remember being really self-conscious about watching "homosexual girl show" Friends, and pretty much no guy in Jr. High admitted to watching it, but I"m sure most people did.
Clean, yes, it was the Giuliani era.
White, no. If anything, NYC is whiter now, thanks to the hipster influx gentrifying neighborhood after neighborhood and driving every other group out, including white ethnics.
>it's a Joey has to wear a faux makeshift prosthetic foreskin to disguise his circumcised penis for a movie audition that requires the actor to have an uncircumcised penis episode
No, we're not. The only time blacks for example have been a net positive to society is when they were enslaved. In the US the only group of people that are a net positive are white men. The rest are a drain on the system and society.
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Anonymous
You’re still extrapolating a statistic and applying it to 99% of people within a subgroup that are not responsible for that statistic and probably have no criminal record. It’s like saying all white men are school shooters. Frick off /misc/ pos
11 months ago
Anonymous
Here's a bowl of M&M's of different colors. 95% of them poisonous. Would you like to remove them and keep only the nonpoisonous ones, or keep them mixed together?
Okay, so you're totally accurate in your statistics but it makes people FEEL BAD and they're going to violently murder you if you upset them so stop saying they are violent. It's actually white people's fault
It's always white people's fault. Blacks attack a bunch of asians for no reason? White people's fault. Blacks murdering blacks? White people's fault. This is why I refuse to play a game that's rigged against me.
Portland, Glasgow, Moscow, there's plenty to choose from.
>My city is more white than Portland and Glasgow.
Which city?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Not moronic enough to post that on Cinemaphile. My city is also not a progressive globohomosexual shithole. Small town midwest America > (You).
11 months ago
Anonymous
Do you really think that if you tell us you live in Salt Lake City or something, we'll figure out who you are IRL?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile has found out a person's address from what's outside their window. So yeah, not posting my city. >small town midwest America >SLC
Are you so moronic that you don't even know what states are in the Midwest?
11 months ago
Anonymous
You'd be happier if I said Indianapolis? It's all flyover country to us.
11 months ago
Anonymous
At least you'd be in the midwest then. >hurr durr flyover
Good, stay the frick out. Everyone not on the coasts are tired of you mentally ill morons fricking up your states and then moving here just to vote for all the same shit. You're the definition of insanity.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Listen, we'd happily take all those morons moving to your states back if you guys take back all the cancerous hipsters you sent here in exchange.
11 months ago
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>midwest >hipsters
Yeah, you really don't know what you're talking about. Hell, modern hipsters started in Washington State, another coastal shithole.
11 months ago
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These people are moving here from Ohio or Indiana, they're not coming all the way over from Washington when they have Portland right there.
Source: I live here and I've spoken to a bunch of them over the years.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Here's the official /cfb/ map of the Midwest.
11 months ago
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Louisiana & Arkansas are considered to be in the South. Ohio & Michigan are considered to be in the Midwest as well.
11 months ago
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What's the purple line running North- South?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Can you not read a Legend? It's the separation of Eastern Time Zone and Central Time Zone.
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Anonymous
It's the government that dumps third world scum on rural white communities. Guess who runs the census and knows there all the rural, mostly white communities are located? The government. Plus it's public data so anyone can sort the table by white percentage.
With that said, there's no good reason why you should feel obligated to tell us where you are but don't think you're saving your town from invasion by keeping it private here.
I've been to Salt Lake City. There's no hustle and bustle. There are however lots of homeless teenage boys, apparently exiles from FLDS churches out in the rural areas.
The other white meat, Portland, Oregon however does have plenty of hustle and bustle, mostly street fighting by ideological factions plus the ever present gutterpunks.
It never ceases to amaze me how their favorite seats are always waiting for them in the coffee shop. Or how amazingly huge their apartments are with their little bullshit jobs. Do they ever even work? That show should be: >always shot at night because they work all day >shot with them standing in the coffee shop screaming to be heard over everybody >shot in the park because no more than two people can squeeze into their matchbox apartments
Ross tried to get reparations from her by raping her on the pool table in season one but his repressed memory of her mugging him kept him from getting an erection.
>You will never be an attractive 20-something white american where 3 months with no sex is considered a dry spell (seriously they bring that up in an episode) living an an idyllic storybook version of New York where your minimum wage job can get you a huge apartment with no problems, and have a super close friend group you trust beyond belief and get up to all sorts of antics together with and create good memories.
If not for their rent control scam, pic related is what Monica and Rachel could afford. Phoebe almost certainly was providing happy endings to afford living there.
>You will never be an attractive 20-something white american where 3 months with no sex is considered a dry spell (seriously they bring that up in an episode) living an an idyllic storybook version of New York where your minimum wage job can get you a huge apartment with no problems, and have a super close friend group you trust beyond belief and get up to all sorts of antics together with and create good memories.
If I remember correctly, the apartment has been inherited from Monica's grandma or some shit like that
Almost. Her grandmother had been renting it since WWII. Due to rent control laws, the rent was stuck at 1950s levels as long as the grandmother continued to live in the apartment. When she died, the rent should have reset to the current market rate but no one ever told the landlord about her dying. Instead Monica and Rachel moved in, paying the 1950s rate. This was a plot point in an episode when Rachel upset the building superintendent so he said he was going to tell the landlord that they were scamming the rental rate and get them kicked out.
If not for their rent control scam, pic related is what Monica and Rachel could afford. Phoebe almost certainly was providing happy endings to afford living there.
This is obviously a moronic hand wave and does nothing to explain how Ross, Chandler and Joey also have Xbox huge apartments.
Chandler had a high paying job and paid majority of the rent, Ross seemed to be well off financially as well. If you recall the episode where they all go to an expensive restaurant, it's implied that only Joey, Rachel and Phoebe had financial problems.
Chandler was a higher tier exec and its explained that he paid for everything in their apartment and Joey paid for jack shit. Ross' apartments were never as big as the other two's but he had a well paying job too as a college professor at a big unviersity
For me it was early seasons Phoebe, specifically Season 1 curly haired Phoebe, with Season 1 Phoebe's personality where she was more ditzy and sweeter and more hippyish.
I uses to think Friends was normie garbage but it's alright. Not close to Seinfeld or Frasier, but a decent distraction. I still hate New York City and would move somewhere else in a heartbeat if I could.
Yeah but I'm mostly talking about the dreamy, idealized versions of LA and New York depicted in movies, specifically older ones. I'd just rather live in LA than New York out of the two.
>spend the first half of childhood in the Bay Area >beautiful, but the people are godawful >spend the second half in Florida >some of the people are great, but most towns are just trees >end up in the panhandle of Florida >best of both >now it's the fastest growing area and a bunch of California buttholes are ruining the culture and clogging up my goddamn main street
Please stay in the city, city gays. Stay forever. Stop coming here. You chose it, live with it. Nobody else wants you. If you move, move to another city. I don't want your complaints, your traffic or your arrogance here. People wave to each other here even if we're strangers and I don't want that to change. Get. Go. Frick off. Stay in your concrete trash pile with smog air, homosexuals. You don't deserve areas like this.
For me it's Phoebe
Phoebe was always the patrician's choice
Friends, now that was a show about ME.
If I was a mod I would ban you for posting that obnoxious photo.
It sure is
Allahwood?
normally I would side with the blonde or natural redhead (rachel doesn't count, i'm talking about ginger), and phoebe has the better personality, but monica wins here
I haven't seen this show in like 25 years. like wayyyy back when i was taping DBZ episodes on VHS tape and playing through PSX Squaresoft JRPGs, and Ape Escape.
I don't even know what I would think of it now. I remember being really self-conscious about watching "homosexual girl show" Friends, and pretty much no guy in Jr. High admitted to watching it, but I"m sure most people did.
These days everyone admits to have seen Friends at some point.
Frick marry kill
Great feet on all three girls.
>No hips
>Masculine faces
>Wide shoulders
>girls are all hot
>guys are average
Joey looked pretty good with longer hair. Chandler looked a little better with this hair too.
Leggy, tall, intelligent, funny, cute, artistic, musical, great rack. How is there any doubt of her superiority?
She could have a schizo flashback to her homeless days and castrate you with a spoon in your sleep any second.
Was new York this clean and white in the 90s like this show made it out to be?
Even back then the show was criticized for being too white. Now? Half of the episodes are considered hate crimes.
Clean, yes, it was the Giuliani era.
White, no. If anything, NYC is whiter now, thanks to the hipster influx gentrifying neighborhood after neighborhood and driving every other group out, including white ethnics.
>it's a Joey has to wear a faux makeshift prosthetic foreskin to disguise his circumcised penis for a movie audition that requires the actor to have an uncircumcised penis episode
It was a different time
Why would an italian family circ their son?
jews
It's america, they all do it to appease their overlords.
I'd love the hustle and bustle of the big city too if it was just white people.
racist pig
Yes, I am a racist.
No, it was 55% white in 1990, but that includes israelites as white. Now it's 34% white, but again have to take a couple off for the israelites.
Fun fact, the murder rate in NYC would drop by 95% if all non-whites vanished.
Well stop it
Can't do that anon
You should, we're stronger together
No, we're not. The only time blacks for example have been a net positive to society is when they were enslaved. In the US the only group of people that are a net positive are white men. The rest are a drain on the system and society.
You’re still extrapolating a statistic and applying it to 99% of people within a subgroup that are not responsible for that statistic and probably have no criminal record. It’s like saying all white men are school shooters. Frick off /misc/ pos
Here's a bowl of M&M's of different colors. 95% of them poisonous. Would you like to remove them and keep only the nonpoisonous ones, or keep them mixed together?
Black slaves were a negative to white labor price
Spics are considered white in america
There's white and white (non-hispanic). I used the latter, not the former, for the statistics.
Okay, so you're totally accurate in your statistics but it makes people FEEL BAD and they're going to violently murder you if you upset them so stop saying they are violent. It's actually white people's fault
It's always white people's fault. Blacks attack a bunch of asians for no reason? White people's fault. Blacks murdering blacks? White people's fault. This is why I refuse to play a game that's rigged against me.
My city is more white than Portland and Glasgow.
>My city is more white than Portland and Glasgow.
Which city?
Not moronic enough to post that on Cinemaphile. My city is also not a progressive globohomosexual shithole. Small town midwest America > (You).
Do you really think that if you tell us you live in Salt Lake City or something, we'll figure out who you are IRL?
Cinemaphile has found out a person's address from what's outside their window. So yeah, not posting my city.
>small town midwest America
>SLC
Are you so moronic that you don't even know what states are in the Midwest?
You'd be happier if I said Indianapolis? It's all flyover country to us.
At least you'd be in the midwest then.
>hurr durr flyover
Good, stay the frick out. Everyone not on the coasts are tired of you mentally ill morons fricking up your states and then moving here just to vote for all the same shit. You're the definition of insanity.
Listen, we'd happily take all those morons moving to your states back if you guys take back all the cancerous hipsters you sent here in exchange.
>midwest
>hipsters
Yeah, you really don't know what you're talking about. Hell, modern hipsters started in Washington State, another coastal shithole.
These people are moving here from Ohio or Indiana, they're not coming all the way over from Washington when they have Portland right there.
Source: I live here and I've spoken to a bunch of them over the years.
Here's the official /cfb/ map of the Midwest.
Louisiana & Arkansas are considered to be in the South. Ohio & Michigan are considered to be in the Midwest as well.
What's the purple line running North- South?
Can you not read a Legend? It's the separation of Eastern Time Zone and Central Time Zone.
It's the government that dumps third world scum on rural white communities. Guess who runs the census and knows there all the rural, mostly white communities are located? The government. Plus it's public data so anyone can sort the table by white percentage.
With that said, there's no good reason why you should feel obligated to tell us where you are but don't think you're saving your town from invasion by keeping it private here.
I've been to Salt Lake City. There's no hustle and bustle. There are however lots of homeless teenage boys, apparently exiles from FLDS churches out in the rural areas.
The other white meat, Portland, Oregon however does have plenty of hustle and bustle, mostly street fighting by ideological factions plus the ever present gutterpunks.
Portland, Glasgow, Moscow, there's plenty to choose from.
It never ceases to amaze me how their favorite seats are always waiting for them in the coffee shop. Or how amazingly huge their apartments are with their little bullshit jobs. Do they ever even work? That show should be:
>always shot at night because they work all day
>shot with them standing in the coffee shop screaming to be heard over everybody
>shot in the park because no more than two people can squeeze into their matchbox apartments
the season 3 (?) premiere showed them walking into the coffee shop and their spot was already occupied so they left.
Their apartment rent is estimated at 20-30k.
unirnonically
but not new york
and btw i don't have hustle and bustle in my home
Phoebe had some great lines. Kudrow played the quirky part well. To think she was nearly contracted to play Ros in Friends
>To think she was nearly contracted to play Ros in Friends
Who the frick is Ros?
Could you really afford apartments as big as theirs in New York in the 90s on their pay? Chef, Waitress, broke actor etc.
How did the guys refrain from raping Phoebe? She's just so perfect and rapeable
Ross tried to get reparations from her by raping her on the pool table in season one but his repressed memory of her mugging him kept him from getting an erection.
6 Friends in NY
> One Italian
> One Wasp
> Four israelites
>>DEE NEER NEER NE NA NA NEER NEER
Pick one (current day) then pick one (Past)
Past pic for reference
SO YOU RUN AND YOU RUN
TO CATCH UP WITH THE SUN
BUT IT'S SINKING...
aging is fricking gay
And another
past: monica
present: rachel
Season 2 Rachel and present-day Lisa.
For me it was Rachel when she had the haircut that was named after her.
Isn't this the standard "can I speak to your manager" haircut?
Yeah the Karen cut became a bastardized version of it.
rachel is the only one aging gracefully, monica was fully bogged multiple times
To be fair Phoebe's actress was always 10 years older so she's in her 60s there.
Lisa Kudrow has aged very gracefully, she just looks old because she is old.
I don't know why it became so popular to hate on Friends. It's not a masterpiece, but pretty comfy and occasionally very funny
I think people just assume it's shit without having watched it. It's much better than Seinfeld
I must either be a zoomer or someone with good taste cause until a couple of months ago I only knew Courtney Cox from Scream.
Friends remake starring hunter schafer as monica taking Ross' BBC
>You will never be an attractive 20-something white american where 3 months with no sex is considered a dry spell (seriously they bring that up in an episode) living an an idyllic storybook version of New York where your minimum wage job can get you a huge apartment with no problems, and have a super close friend group you trust beyond belief and get up to all sorts of antics together with and create good memories.
>3 months with no sex is considered a dry spell
Normies think 2 weeks without sex is a dry spell and start to lose their minds.
If not for their rent control scam, pic related is what Monica and Rachel could afford. Phoebe almost certainly was providing happy endings to afford living there.
If I remember correctly, the apartment has been inherited from Monica's grandma or some shit like that
Almost. Her grandmother had been renting it since WWII. Due to rent control laws, the rent was stuck at 1950s levels as long as the grandmother continued to live in the apartment. When she died, the rent should have reset to the current market rate but no one ever told the landlord about her dying. Instead Monica and Rachel moved in, paying the 1950s rate. This was a plot point in an episode when Rachel upset the building superintendent so he said he was going to tell the landlord that they were scamming the rental rate and get them kicked out.
This is obviously a moronic hand wave and does nothing to explain how Ross, Chandler and Joey also have Xbox huge apartments.
Chandler had a high paying job and paid majority of the rent, Ross seemed to be well off financially as well. If you recall the episode where they all go to an expensive restaurant, it's implied that only Joey, Rachel and Phoebe had financial problems.
Chandler was a higher tier exec and its explained that he paid for everything in their apartment and Joey paid for jack shit. Ross' apartments were never as big as the other two's but he had a well paying job too as a college professor at a big unviersity
Phoebe lived with her gran until she died and denise movied in, think it was implied that the gran owned her place
Yes it is, but Chandler was supposed to be earning a ton of money, and Ross didn't move into his larger apartment until he was a professor
For me it was early seasons Phoebe, specifically Season 1 curly haired Phoebe, with Season 1 Phoebe's personality where she was more ditzy and sweeter and more hippyish.
Young Courteney Cox was so beautiful.
I uses to think Friends was normie garbage but it's alright. Not close to Seinfeld or Frasier, but a decent distraction. I still hate New York City and would move somewhere else in a heartbeat if I could.
As a non American in terms of the big cities, LA always seems cooler to me than New York.
Dude LA is just miles and miles and miles of sprawl. You have to drive everywhere and there's nothing even very interesting to see
Yeah but I'm mostly talking about the dreamy, idealized versions of LA and New York depicted in movies, specifically older ones. I'd just rather live in LA than New York out of the two.
Ehm I was a kid I wanted my 20's and 30's to look like this. Great show, very underappreciated by zoomers.
Flyover cope
Literally yes, walking around town and seeing stuff happening around you is fun.
I just want to go clubbing and hang around in the city and have sex with hot women for the rest of my life. Only incels dream about starting a family.
Oh aged the best, who aged the worst?
Joey>
>Rachel>Ross>Monica
>the one where Chandler and Ross victim blame Joey instead of confronting his elderly abuser
bros?
The vast majority of Friends just takes place in their apartments though
Seinfeld is actually more like this
Let's settle this once and for all.
birth to 18ish - suburbs
20's-mid 30's - city life
35+ to death - forest and nature heavy small town
The best way to live an American experience. In the planning for the final move out of my exposed brick phase now.
I have only ever felt peace of mind when surrounded by nature.
>live in New York
>never mugged by urban youths
What did they mean by this?
>spend the first half of childhood in the Bay Area
>beautiful, but the people are godawful
>spend the second half in Florida
>some of the people are great, but most towns are just trees
>end up in the panhandle of Florida
>best of both
>now it's the fastest growing area and a bunch of California buttholes are ruining the culture and clogging up my goddamn main street
Please stay in the city, city gays. Stay forever. Stop coming here. You chose it, live with it. Nobody else wants you. If you move, move to another city. I don't want your complaints, your traffic or your arrogance here. People wave to each other here even if we're strangers and I don't want that to change. Get. Go. Frick off. Stay in your concrete trash pile with smog air, homosexuals. You don't deserve areas like this.