>"Dude, it's a giant head."
>"Dude it's a talking tree and a raccoon."
>"Dude, it's a bunch of mutant turtles and a rat."
>"Dude, it's a talking blue hedgehog and his friends fighting an egg shaped man."
>"Dude it's about a plumber that goes through pipes and fights weird mushroom monsters."
>"Dude it's a pink ball with eyes that sucks things up."
>"Stop taking all that seriously."
Peoples inability to take seriously any fantastical or unorthodox premises and characters are what has been killing media for the past decade and a half. I swear to God people didn't have this problem just five years ago, but now peope use it to ironically detach themselves or deflect from any criticism. I hate the fact that media criticism has turned into Twitter tier bants and irony like this.
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Because most of the criticism when it comes to movies like that is, in fact, moronic.
Shit like "Why didn't Spider-Man punch Doc Ock's head off and end the movie within 2 minutes"
Man, I loved when they threw that shit back in his face. Still have no idea who the guy is though... but what a dork.
Is the guy that creeped on women or the guy that creeped on kids?
i dont know who this is but yes to both
these opinions are not formed from a healthy sexual apetite or self restraint
It's true tho, your inability to understand the non serious nature of certain media and your need to engage in extreme scrutiny about children's movies is just proof of your extreme autism and most likely rancid smell
Oh right, so people should just eat shit and not have any qualms about any of the media the watch at all. You and people like you don't give a shit about fricking anything. Not even offering up an argument to the contrary. Get fricked you worthless limp homosexual.
Asking somebody to suspend their disbelief is not bad writing. A fantastical premise is not bad writing
>I don't know what internal consistency is
Just sounds like an excuse for you guys to defend bad writing.
I don’t think you know what bad writing is, “inconsistency = bad” is about all you can say on the matter. I’ve seen moronic people who were more articulate and varied in their thinking
Real Consoomer mentality there
Suspension of disbelief doesn't mean a universe (and we're all obviously talking about genreshit here so don't try and pull a fast one about muh arthouse lynchian surrealism or whatever) shouldn't be held to consistent rules, many of which form a large part of the narrative in the first place and otherwise provide interesting conundrums that actually good writers find clever solutions for. If Gandalf suddenly pulled out a magical lead lined box that contained the rings corrupting power, it would be stupid. If Boromir suddenly pulled out a magical AK and mowed down all the orcs, it would be stupid.
This reasoning is actually just moronic. If you were watching a play in Ancient Greece and an actor was pretending to die of thirst, you'd be pointing to the coast saying "there's water there"
It's "but I did eat my breakfast yesterday" IQs in action. They struggle with fiction as they don't really know what the word means.
It’s only ever been a shield to white knight shit products. A moron can easily be swayed by
>dragons/wizards/X lmao!
GoT is a fantastic example of this. It got trotted out every time someone pointed out a moronic decision made by someone supposed to be smart, or when people pointed out that fatass had been at or beyond the wall for months, if not years and hadn’t lost any weight.
You should hate the fact that you obsessed over children’s films for the majority of your twenties
Wizard of Oz and Snow White are both children films and are considered two of the greatest Hollywood films ever made.
Being “for kids” isn’t an excuse for making garbage.
Needless nitpicking isn’t real criticism but hand waving all criticism as “it’s for LE KIDS” is disingenuous
>Star Wars is bad for having sound in space
>how dare you, JJ!
This cuck having to eat shit over that was so funny
>Oh you saw movie?
>What did you think of it... oh by the way if you respond with anything except for "It was a toddler's movie and as an adult I'm not allowed to foster an opinion" you're an incel neckbeard pissbaby
The problem is that everybody hates bourgeois libtard politics so much that the second you inject that shit into your move (and today's writers are apparently incapable of not doing this), it shatters the suspension of disbelief for everything else in the movie. Libtards will never accept that the entire world hates them, so they'll just continue to destroy all art for everyone. Relax and enjoy the decline.
I think 99% of video essays are "dangerous" in the sense that they:
>Give the creator a completely self inflated ego where what they say is truth
>Fueled by 100k's of normies who don't questing any analysis and treat it as fact
What the frick are you talking about? Before big bang theory all comic, video game ect. stuff was seen as for children and some sad pathetic nerds.
>dude children are dumb and don't need entertainment that doesn't insult their intellignece lmao
this dipshit probably thinks children can choose to cut their dicks off
Reality is a series of predetermined quantum fluctuations that don’t mean anything, you’d have to be a massive moron to care what people think about your media consumption habits of all things
Intended for children or not, things need to make sense and not contradict each other. Otherwise its bad storytelling. That's what these contrarian c**ts don't understand.
It's not inability to take things seriously, it's inconsistency in WHAT they take seriously. They are entirely serious and invested when they are basedfacing at their heckin space wizards, it's only when someone points out that those same space wizards are behaving in illogical or setting destroying ways because the new people in charge of writing the stories are incompetent morons that they suddenly need you to not take any of that seriously. It's cope and deflection.
Star Wars is about the young man who leaves his life behind to fight for a rebellion against an empire who took everything from him.