Dunno if you've taken a look around here but neets are pretty much always profoundly negative people with supremely depressed and even outright delusional outlooks on life, that doesn't strike me as a people who are particularly happy.
Society used to provide every man a virgin 18 year old wife that was feminine, submitted to you, and wanted to raise a family. Now that’s out of reach for the average man. Why contribute to a society that doesn’t want you to be happy?
>This only happened if you were a richgay. If you were poor you were shit out of luck.
Why do you people just say shit? Where does this misplaced confidence come from?
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Anonymous
Proof?
6 months ago
Anonymous
Proof of what. Go look at the average poorgay who had 6 kids and worked in a mine or whatever. He married some 16 year old virgin. What do you think happened? He married a 30 year old with tattoos?
6 months ago
Anonymous
My grandma was married at 16 and had 5 kids. Grandpa was about 25 and worked as electrician.
Learn a trade, which is basically what he was doing at the end. I do agree that office work that’s doing nothing but pulling us further from our humanity is not the way to go, but don’t be a lazy frick that contributes nothing like
Said.
Being an office monkey is worse. While the neet doesn't contribute to anything, the average office worker actively makes the society worse, providing useless services/products just to keep the money flowing
>providing useless services/products just to keep the money flowing
Wrong. I sell money. Its a valuable commodity that society needs. I'm doing it right now.
I pay taxes which goes to government programs that enrich our community. Children couldn't learn what they learn at public schools without me. And I provide a valuable service to the community by lending them money at exorbitant interest rates. Everybody wins.
This but unironically.
I'm pretty sure Socrates was one of those neet pieces of shit that critiqued society, good company to be in.
Meanwhile, the number of forgotten dirty bootlickers like yourself are immeasurable. Go fight in Ukraine, goy, your masters demand it.
If society is going to support me despite me being a net loss to the system then they deserve my rancor. Maybe if they got their shit together it might actually be worth my time to pitch in.
There's an unlimited number of hobbies out there for you to partake in. Many of which are free or cost very little money. Why on earth would you willingly choose to sit in front of your computer 24/7 when you have all the free time in the world to enjoy other things? Expand your horizon, homosexual
God Tier:
Doing something entrepreneurial related to something you're passionate about
Great Tier:
Getting a comfy work from home career that pays well and feels satisfying <--- me
Ok Tier:
Being a neet. Can vary depending on how much of a burden you're being to loved ones. Tends to go downhill fast once you approach your mid 30s.
Bad tier:
Wave slaving in something you put up with only because you don't have other options.
>See people working in retail/warehouses/factories for decades until their body's break.
I have to deal with some of
but overall I get home with lots of spare physical energy to exercise because my office job allows me to look after myself
It's funny the op hit me like the people who say I'll just be in xyz government job for 20 years and retire. Like that's your plan? They say it as if they are headed to prison.
It's weird. Everyone likes Office Space but when you do it real life people think you need you help. But really the people that say that hell with it are probably more in tune with the world.
There's no right answer. It's literally just different strokes for different folks. Some people do fine with that as their life and some people have existential crises eventually. You just have to do what works for you, which I know is extremely generic advice, but it's the truth.
Not the anon looking but is it true that the job environment now is like 100 applications for like 3 calls and 1 interview. Or like 3, 4 interviews for a job. It seems ridiculous but maybe it's true.
my buddy had 8 years of experience and downsized last year to a starting position at a diff company. he was one of around 100 applicants and was vastly overqualified but his experienced matched the job description to a tee so he was the obvious choice. this year they were trying to hire more in the same position and this time there were 400 applicants.
>everyone saying how awful job market is right now >our org sends out job ads which are decently paid office salaries where all you need is just to pretend to be professional and know your way around excel >only get about 10 apps, half of them are from india >all the rest no show/don't even meet the simplest of requirements/straight up lied on their application >have to send the ad back out again >repeat
>decently paid
i seriously doubt it considering only foreigners are applying
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Nah it's standard to get random applications from India which just go straight in the bin as we don't do visas. Salary isn't mind blowing but it's your standard office drone salary, over the national average
>where all you need is just to pretend to be professional and know your way around excel
Sure but I guarantee the job listing says it requires minimum 5 years experience using a stack of niche software nobody's ever heard of and the ability to realign communications satellites with the power of your mind
Nope all pretty generic, some previous office experience but don't specify years.
>where all you need is just to pretend to be professional and know your way around excel
Sure but I guarantee the job listing says it requires minimum 5 years experience using a stack of niche software nobody's ever heard of and the ability to realign communications satellites with the power of your mind
Why do homosexuals compare crypto and AI? Outside Indian LinkedInfluencers who latch onto everything it's entirely different groups promoting them, and the corporate response makes it exceedingly obvious that AI is here to stay. Even boomer F500s are obsessed with it. A few nitwit data scientists can save a company tens of millions of dollars a year easily.
Reminder: office work in the 90s was taking 200 times as long to do things that could be automated in a tenth of the time, but wasn’t because that time wouldn’t be “productive.” The people who made such decisions then spent six figures to hire “efficiency consultants,” to tell them how to do their jobs.
>be wagie in factory full of mystery meat >make 49k a year >live with parents at 29 >sleep 5 to 6 hours a night >now it's more like 4 or 5 >have felt numb to relaity since June 2020 about 6 months after I started wagecucking >mild tinnitus from 70 dB hissing air for 6000 hours at old job >barely any creative energy anymore >everything feels like a waste of time >will never retire >can't even find a trailer home for less than 100k with a 460 a month HoA fee.
me except i make a bit over 60k and i'm 39.
I'd neck myself if I didn't have a daughter. not saying you should.
oh also my lower back hurts for the first couple hours after waking up most days of the week for the past year. something you can look forward to. I'm pretty despondent about the viability of my 401k and roth ira in whatever future this country has in store for me. My retirement plan might just be a bullet. idk. hope for the best plan for the worst.
>40 years
You silly? Even if I only made enough for the rest of my career to keep my real salary fixed, I can FIRE by 45 if I wanted. I'll probably go to 50 or 55 just to leave some money behind for nieces and nephews (after half goes to GiveDirect)
Some people neet, some people get lucky and are born rich, some people get lucky and fall into something easy and makes them money, some people need to wage slave, some people are dumb enough only to wage slave, some people are smart enough to come up with an idea that people are willing to buy and escape the wagey cagie. Which one are you OP? Which one do you want? Consider these questions instead of making another useless thread. I will no longer be replying to this, again, useless thread.
I got a taste of the wage slave life briefly working in a warehouse. The routine of getting up early, travelling, spending the next 8 hours bored just clock watching, travelling home and going straight to sleep when I got in because I'd been up since 6AM was just too depressing for me. I don't have the skills or drive to get anything better than a bottom tier job either so I chose the NEET life instead.
Get fat. Fake an injury. Fake incontinence. If you're a woman just keep getting pregnant. If you're a man just troon out and follow female coworkers into the washroom until they complain, then hire a lawyer. If you're in a Western country just say you're too stressed to work and take paid leave until they install a quiet room up to your needs.(It won't)
Remember, Lawyers might take 70% of the pie but you only need 30% to live a cozy neet life.
>Dude just be a piece of shit neet that somehow thinks he's in the position to critique society, despite not partaking in it
Not my problem
This but unironically. I'm jealous of NEETs and am highly considering becoming one.
shouldn't you be sleeping? it's almost glorious waging time
Literally nothing wrong with being a neet if you are happy, not hurting anyone and most importantly, not reproducing. Get comfy fren
Dunno if you've taken a look around here but neets are pretty much always profoundly negative people with supremely depressed and even outright delusional outlooks on life, that doesn't strike me as a people who are particularly happy.
Get some sleep! You have to get up early.
Keep chasing that carrot.
There isn't even a carrot anymore. I'd be the guy in that pic if there was a carrot.
It’s just a picture of a digital carrot now
>dude, just keep contributing tax and labor to a system that no longer provides young men with anything in return
Water? Food? The welfare and functional economy you grift off of?
People only settle for basic necessities and frivolous shit when there's no opportunities to work towards anything better.
Society used to provide every man a virgin 18 year old wife that was feminine, submitted to you, and wanted to raise a family. Now that’s out of reach for the average man. Why contribute to a society that doesn’t want you to be happy?
This only happened if you were a richgay. If you were poor you were shit out of luck.
Kinda like it happens nowadays.
>This only happened if you were a richgay. If you were poor you were shit out of luck.
Why do you people just say shit? Where does this misplaced confidence come from?
Proof?
Proof of what. Go look at the average poorgay who had 6 kids and worked in a mine or whatever. He married some 16 year old virgin. What do you think happened? He married a 30 year old with tattoos?
My grandma was married at 16 and had 5 kids. Grandpa was about 25 and worked as electrician.
no mandated gf, no work, simple as
currently most men are slaving away only so that chad can frick a new woman every week
>dude just wage slave and reproduce like a good cattle
wagie mad that he got a bum deal
Learn a trade, which is basically what he was doing at the end. I do agree that office work that’s doing nothing but pulling us further from our humanity is not the way to go, but don’t be a lazy frick that contributes nothing like
Said.
Being an office monkey is worse. While the neet doesn't contribute to anything, the average office worker actively makes the society worse, providing useless services/products just to keep the money flowing
>providing useless services/products just to keep the money flowing
Wrong. I sell money. Its a valuable commodity that society needs. I'm doing it right now.
So you create literally no value whatsoever
I pay taxes which goes to government programs that enrich our community. Children couldn't learn what they learn at public schools without me. And I provide a valuable service to the community by lending them money at exorbitant interest rates. Everybody wins.
>I teach children about troony sex
Thank you for your service
This but unironically.
I'm pretty sure Socrates was one of those neet pieces of shit that critiqued society, good company to be in.
Meanwhile, the number of forgotten dirty bootlickers like yourself are immeasurable. Go fight in Ukraine, goy, your masters demand it.
If society is going to support me despite me being a net loss to the system then they deserve my rancor. Maybe if they got their shit together it might actually be worth my time to pitch in.
>Society is capable of supporting leeches out of our shared sense of humanity
>>Nooo they need to get their shit together!
What more do you want?
I am so fricking bored of the NEET thing now and im not even 30 yet. Feels like im going through some sort of ego death lately.
Wage-cuck or NEET -- both must jump thru hoops for Mr Noseberg. There is no escape.
There's a reason why most people work. It fulfills our lives in certain ways
There's an unlimited number of hobbies out there for you to partake in. Many of which are free or cost very little money. Why on earth would you willingly choose to sit in front of your computer 24/7 when you have all the free time in the world to enjoy other things? Expand your horizon, homosexual
wasn't he happy working outside in the end?
shame they didn't go with the original ending, we were deprived of something way too real
Rotating wagie life with NEET breaks truly makes you appreciate life.
God Tier:
Doing something entrepreneurial related to something you're passionate about
Great Tier:
Getting a comfy work from home career that pays well and feels satisfying <--- me
Ok Tier:
Being a neet. Can vary depending on how much of a burden you're being to loved ones. Tends to go downhill fast once you approach your mid 30s.
Bad tier:
Wave slaving in something you put up with only because you don't have other options.
Shit tier:
Internet janny
wage* slaving
I never had a job I actually liked doing, what if I don't like it?
>sitting in cozy chair
>air conditioned office
>skilled computer work
>snacks, drinks, coffee
>plenty of free time
This is like Club Med compared to blue collar work
I've had cozy remote jobs in media and financial services
It was much, much easier than the blue collar jobs I've worked
The only thing was they wanted my soul, to sacrifice my beliefs
Because there is some heinous shit going on at the very top
So I just quit and went back to working blue collar jobs
It is definitely not all sunshine and roses, it's hard
But a clean conscience is priceless, honesty
Also the respect of my fellow working man
The satisfaction of a hard day's work
The admiration of my sweet bb girl
It just feels right, in my element
I don't fit in the corporate world
It feels wrong, just feels fake
To each their own really
We need engineers
Scientists as well
Programmers
Accountants
To do intellectual labor
It's necessary to our economy
Not every corporate job is soul-draining
But work is not supposed to be easy or a vacation
Otherwise people would do it for free, and not to survive
My end career goal is to own and operate a small cattle ranch
In my free time, I like to write these little poems on Cinemaphile for fun
gay
>reddit spacing
so readable
Nice poem. Keep posting poetanon
oh shut up NEET and get a job , loser.
>No SCRUM
>No story points
>No daily standups
>No kanban
>No tickets
>No project manager
>No open office
>No gender sensitivity training
>No racial sensitivity training
>No Gay Pride month
what a bunch of funking wankers. you fricking Black folk don't know how good you had it.
>See people working in retail/warehouses/factories for decades until their body's break.
I have to deal with some of
but overall I get home with lots of spare physical energy to exercise because my office job allows me to look after myself
I think part of the problem was that he didn't have a project manager.
It's funny the op hit me like the people who say I'll just be in xyz government job for 20 years and retire. Like that's your plan? They say it as if they are headed to prison.
It's weird. Everyone likes Office Space but when you do it real life people think you need you help. But really the people that say that hell with it are probably more in tune with the world.
There's no right answer. It's literally just different strokes for different folks. Some people do fine with that as their life and some people have existential crises eventually. You just have to do what works for you, which I know is extremely generic advice, but it's the truth.
Loudermilk shows what happens to him after he quit
It's actually 50 now
Yes
How do I get an office job without a college degree?
>make an office at home
>commit cyber crimes for profit
just walk in and apply
Not the anon looking but is it true that the job environment now is like 100 applications for like 3 calls and 1 interview. Or like 3, 4 interviews for a job. It seems ridiculous but maybe it's true.
It's true for college grads. Anyone without a degree just gets auto kicked out.
I guess it blows my mind. HVAC/R guy myself and if I put my resume up on one of those sites I'd get calls that day or the next.
my buddy had 8 years of experience and downsized last year to a starting position at a diff company. he was one of around 100 applicants and was vastly overqualified but his experienced matched the job description to a tee so he was the obvious choice. this year they were trying to hire more in the same position and this time there were 400 applicants.
>everyone saying how awful job market is right now
>our org sends out job ads which are decently paid office salaries where all you need is just to pretend to be professional and know your way around excel
>only get about 10 apps, half of them are from india
>all the rest no show/don't even meet the simplest of requirements/straight up lied on their application
>have to send the ad back out again
>repeat
>decently paid
i seriously doubt it considering only foreigners are applying
Nah it's standard to get random applications from India which just go straight in the bin as we don't do visas. Salary isn't mind blowing but it's your standard office drone salary, over the national average
Nope all pretty generic, some previous office experience but don't specify years.
>where all you need is just to pretend to be professional and know your way around excel
Sure but I guarantee the job listing says it requires minimum 5 years experience using a stack of niche software nobody's ever heard of and the ability to realign communications satellites with the power of your mind
Ok. Be specific. Post your ad or say your company. I'll apply. You want applicants right?
My gf has gotten a couple and she dropped out of high school. She made 17 an hour making calls for a small company.
>thinks people are going to be able to retire in their 60s
yeah boomers will close the door on their way out. you will wage slave till death
When AI takes all jobs away and there is only a 1% israelite uberclass and 99% goy class struggling to eat, you will miss your cubicle dearly
two more weeks
more like 2 days. GPT 4.5 will be announced literally tomorrow, and GPT5 in june 2024.
remember my post, goy
>Crypto will change the world
>NFT's will change the world
Nothing ever happens
apples and oranges. Crypto and NFT were broccoli heads wet dreams with no connections to reality
AI has been happening since 2012 and it has never slowed down one bit.
Why do homosexuals compare crypto and AI? Outside Indian LinkedInfluencers who latch onto everything it's entirely different groups promoting them, and the corporate response makes it exceedingly obvious that AI is here to stay. Even boomer F500s are obsessed with it. A few nitwit data scientists can save a company tens of millions of dollars a year easily.
2 hrs
It might be aswell. Check out "flowers from the future" X account, he's an insider in SV, he says something will happen before the end of this week.
Reminder: office work in the 90s was taking 200 times as long to do things that could be automated in a tenth of the time, but wasn’t because that time wouldn’t be “productive.” The people who made such decisions then spent six figures to hire “efficiency consultants,” to tell them how to do their jobs.
>be wagie in factory full of mystery meat
>make 49k a year
>live with parents at 29
>sleep 5 to 6 hours a night
>now it's more like 4 or 5
>have felt numb to relaity since June 2020 about 6 months after I started wagecucking
>mild tinnitus from 70 dB hissing air for 6000 hours at old job
>barely any creative energy anymore
>everything feels like a waste of time
>will never retire
>can't even find a trailer home for less than 100k with a 460 a month HoA fee.
me except i make a bit over 60k and i'm 39.
I'd neck myself if I didn't have a daughter. not saying you should.
oh also my lower back hurts for the first couple hours after waking up most days of the week for the past year. something you can look forward to. I'm pretty despondent about the viability of my 401k and roth ira in whatever future this country has in store for me. My retirement plan might just be a bullet. idk. hope for the best plan for the worst.
Think of your daughterwife, it will be okay
yeah it sucks, was lucky getting out young
accidentally dropped an angle grinder on my leg and decided that was enough of that job for me
What'd you do?
was cutting up some steel plate for fixing some rust damage and dropped it on my leg
get a hobby loser
>40 years
You silly? Even if I only made enough for the rest of my career to keep my real salary fixed, I can FIRE by 45 if I wanted. I'll probably go to 50 or 55 just to leave some money behind for nieces and nephews (after half goes to GiveDirect)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A COMFY OFFICE JOB WITH HIGH PAY AND GROWTH????????????????????????????????????????????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS SLAVERY, THIS IS MODERN DAY SLAVERY
if that was a hellish job 20 years ago imagine how hellish jobs will be 20 years from now
Some people neet, some people get lucky and are born rich, some people get lucky and fall into something easy and makes them money, some people need to wage slave, some people are dumb enough only to wage slave, some people are smart enough to come up with an idea that people are willing to buy and escape the wagey cagie. Which one are you OP? Which one do you want? Consider these questions instead of making another useless thread. I will no longer be replying to this, again, useless thread.
Blue collar work has fricked my knees and shoulders. I'll probably be doing it until the day I die.
I like my comfy desk
I got a taste of the wage slave life briefly working in a warehouse. The routine of getting up early, travelling, spending the next 8 hours bored just clock watching, travelling home and going straight to sleep when I got in because I'd been up since 6AM was just too depressing for me. I don't have the skills or drive to get anything better than a bottom tier job either so I chose the NEET life instead.
is there a guide to becoming NEET? I need some time to rest, I'm so tired bros
Step 1: don't work
Get fat. Fake an injury. Fake incontinence. If you're a woman just keep getting pregnant. If you're a man just troon out and follow female coworkers into the washroom until they complain, then hire a lawyer. If you're in a Western country just say you're too stressed to work and take paid leave until they install a quiet room up to your needs.(It won't)
Remember, Lawyers might take 70% of the pie but you only need 30% to live a cozy neet life.