>Dude, le cool japanese guy in sunglasses walking around with his autistic braindead wife staring at mountains, oceans n shit while melancholic mus...

>Dude, le cool japanese guy in sunglasses walking around with his autistic braindead wife staring at mountains, oceans n shit while melancholic music plays in the background in a movie where literally nothing happens is le heckin kino because le critics and pseuds said so! (also there's random guys randomly dying throughout the movie for some reason, but nobody knows or cares why)

Frick this movie. What a snoozefest. I'm sick of pretending these boring ass foreign arthouse movies are good.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The weird Japanese modern art montage was memorable. The rest of the movie was pretty boring though yeah.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds kino

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    actually it's kino because i said so

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great film but my favorite Kitano is Boiling Point

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Hisaishi is the best

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you are not gonna make it

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch outrage instead

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone else seen that movie about a Japanese toilet cleaner?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No but it's made by the hack Wenders so probably shit. A better movie about a Japanese toilet cleaner is Tokyo Sonata.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >made by the hack Wenders

        he is one of my favorite directors
        wtf would make you so angry about him?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would have been a good movie if it wasn't directed by wenders and reduced to 1:30

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fantastic movie.

      Yes, perfect days, it was very good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great film actually, probably top 3 from last year for me.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kitano makes it so easy to reach out and grab the emotions he's presenting in his movies. Can't imagine being stupid/bitter enough not to connect with them

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a good movie

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch more movies. i almost can't fathom getting so little from this movie

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Japs can't act especially this dude
    His face doesn't move

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was in a motorcycle accident. I think it really adds to the character tbh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is that why his face constantly kept twitching? looked kinda odd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes and the art featured in it was stuff he made during his recovery

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kitano is like the arthouse Steven Seagal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And thats unironically a good thing

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hanabi is pretty fricking kino.
    >nothing happens
    >nobody knows why
    Is this what watching a subtitled movie with 85 IQ feels like? Just a mirage of totally unrelated scenes?

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