>Dude lol I like to frick octopuses
Okay
>No really I like to frick marine creatures isn't that funny?
Sure, a little
>Great hey what if I keep eating up screentime by fricking a different octopus every week?
What
>Loool dude it's hilarious I'm fricking a mollusc ain't that just so random? Here lemme just waste another 10 minutes of your time
What is the point of this character again?
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They didn't actually do it again did they?
He tried to rope his beard into a threesome with an octopus named Ambrosius.
They also had homelander getting some sort of sexual gratification from milking a cow and drinking the milk. Its really stupid. I think the issue is homelander and the deep were likable. The writers thought people would hate them because of how they treated women. But it turns out people think theyre based and funny. The only way the writers could get you to hate the evil white men was to make them do something so deplorable that you couldn't stomach them. The showrunners are really out of touch with reality. I retcon these sex acts with animals in my head canon.
They definitely dropped the ball giving him a vague milk fetish.
You guys don't still like them? Weird fetishes are relatable
>Weird fetishes are relatable
I think fetishes are tedious.
He's had a milk fetish since S1 you goldfish.
I didn't say it was new. You're imagining shit to get mad about.
He had a hot mommy titty milk fetish. Not milking a cows udders like he was jerking off a dick fetish.
She was in pain and he helped her out. Incase you didn't know cows need milking because the utters get full and it becomes painful for the cow. It was literally his good deed for the day.
I interpreted it differently. He doesn't have a cow fetish or anything like that, but he was scared for the first time in his life. When he was stressed out before he would go breastfeed from Stillwell. In the absence of that release the next best thing he could get was milking a cow. It was him desperately trying to calm down.
You now realize Black Noir, the absolute poster child psycho is only deranged because some evil white man carved his skull in.
Black guys can't be evil and if they happen to be they must have a redemption arc,
frick seth rogen
>some evil white man carved his skull in after he tried to betray said white man in the middle of battle
>this is why Black Noir must be pitied and Soldier Boy must be despised
in the comics Black Noir is a clone of Homelander, is he just a literal black man now?
>spoiler
Yes
>leaves out the fact that the scene explicitly confirms Noir paralyzed some random kid when he was a 9 year old as a "this guy was always a psycho" thing
but noooo muh persecution complex
they still mention the shit Black Noir did before that happened, but go off Scherzo
The milking scene was just weird and perplexing
Again, these people only know how to convey their ideas in the most grotesque and over the top ways possible. They can't let a character express itself through organic and sustained traits. They just throw in an occasional over the top and jarring oddity to remind you they are crazy. Instead of being able to write a convincingly nutty character, they just write him like any other character and throw in an occasional reminder to hate him. You know how we look at asian and latin comedy and see this very juvenile mess that lacks self-awareness? That's what's going on here too, we're just too conditioned too notice anymore.
They did a good job making him seem legitimately insane and grotesque in the first season. Second season, they were coasting on fumes from season 1. This season, it's hard to take him seriously when he says crazy shit. Like when he drops the 'I'd get some other woman to surrogate your eggs for me!' or whatever, it felt really forced, like they knew they had to make him say something insane, instead of having it pop out organically from how the character behaves (what is for them) normally.
He unironically seems too sane and self-controlled now. Like, Homelander should never be able to run Vought, and I don't mean that he would cause its stock price to drop an eventually run it bankrupt, I mean he should immediately do something that causes the army to show up to try to kill him. That he HASN'T done that means the character doesn't come off as genuinely insane anymore.
I think the reason it worked so well in the first season is not through any talent of the creators, but simply because he was newly introduced and the flip flopping from normal to crazy was more about the public vs real sides of him. He was trained to act one way in public, but alone was nuts. Now that we're past the that construct of introducing him, it become more apparent they don't know what they're doing. They only know how to do things in one linear literal way. Characters end up entirely interchangeable because they have no identity beyond physical descriptions and the jarring reminders of who they are. A character can't have real world anxiety for example, or OCD. They can only act normal 95% of the time and the other 5% be shaking in terror at a slightly dirty cup being handed to them.
No you moron, they intended to made then likable. That's why they changed the comic. You are enjoying the israeli product as they intended. Is a Amazon show, they wants to to keep watching, that's why every single character that is intended to last has likable traits or scene so you feel empathy towards them while those to don't like Zimmerman get killed fast. Amazon wants a likable homelander, he carries the show.
>Amazon wants a likable homelander, he carries the show.
When he dies then the show ends, right?
No, Butcher
>doesnt like milk
homosexual
>humble brag about having huge breasts
I wish I could be her husband.
>I retcon these sex acts with animals in my head canon.
Look, regarding Deep, is it rape or muchless wrong for him to frick a fish or mollusk or whatever since he can talk to them and thus ask for consent?
>if you dont blow me ill sell you to the seafood market
Same thing
Deep wasnt a rapist. He lied to get sex. If thats rape then we'd all be locked up.
I guess I can concede that point, but the scene didnt do a good job of conveying it that way.
>They also had homelander getting some sort of sexual gratification from milking a cow and drinking the milk
As a Wisconsinite, the urge to milk and sip comes daily and can be difficult to manage
I didnt think it was sexual , just the same mommy issue he always had. I do see your point tho
I don't know why they gave MM's fetish to Homelander, but Elizabeth Shue was so hot I can't fricking argue
>homelander and the deep were likable
ywnbaw
I skip pretty much everything except soldier boy and homelander. I even skip homelander useless scenes. Makes the show watchable
>watch a israeli show
>complain how fricking degenerate it is
>still watch it next week
>comes to a website everyday to sperg in front of people that he knows hate him for being a moron
It's Ambrosia, not Ambrosius. get it right
Subtitles say "Ambrosius," Amazon is the authority on this not you.
Never seen this show, but does he have a weird fish/dolphin dick? I know some b***h fingered his giIIs in Season 1.
It made sense the dolphin from season 1 wanted him to touch his dick because dolphins are nature's rapists but they just kept running with it and ruined the joke for cheap shock value
Somebody in the executive team is shagging him
Possibly Seth Rogen but I'm not entirely sure
This is because talentless unimaginative hacks like Rogan will only give you the most unsubltle, repetitive, on the nose things. They don't understand when a joke has been played out, or any theme at all. They think if it was funny the first time, just keep slapping you with it over and over again. These are the people we allow to run our entertainment. Imagine ideas like The Boys, but with mature and nuanced people in charge. Nope, all you get is honk honk, pie in the face.
Nobody cares what you think,say or write, including this post. b***h like a fricking child all you want. It's funny as frick you dare think thing you matter.
I know you're joking but that sounds exactly like I'd imagine him responding.
You're absolutely right. I honestly think someone like Seth MacFarlane could have written it better. Early Family Guy and American Dad, when he was still involved in the writing, were comedy gold and well nuanced.
frickin lmao the show is the most subtle thing on the planet compared to its source material, Ennis has the mind of a 12 year old
>Rogen
It's Ennis you tard. The dude is fricking freak.
That cartoon back story was something else. I'm glad they made Black Noir completely different
is noir edgy or cuddly
cause he looks edgy
and he kills people brutally (ripping the guy's jaw open, what he did in Lagos was apparently fricked up)
but he also has this weird soft spot, vought named the Voughtland petting zoo as Noir's, and he does stuff like a Japanese tea ceremony
he's kind of back and forth
It's sees like he's ruthless to his/voughts enemies but kind hearted to others.
I fast forwarded that gay cartoon shit
I didn't
Would the Soldier Boy vs Black Noir flashback have been better for making Soldier Boy morally gray if it was like this?
Payback: "Soldier Boy, you're hurting him!"
SB: "You think they're gonna pull their punches out there? Real life hits hard. Real men gotta be able take it."
SB (cont): "Listen Gunpowder, I might have gone a bit too hard. Sorry about that. But I didn't mean to hurt you, I just to prepare you for the real world"
Gunpowder: "I get it, Soldier Boy."
Noir (opens door)
SB: "You're late. We started at 3. You would've been a better sparring partner for Gunpowder"
Noir: "I really wanted that movie"
SB: "The hell are you talking about?"
Noir: "I just got off the phone with my manager. It's a no-go on Beverly Hills Cop"
SB: "Ohhhh...that"
Noir: "I was born to play Axel Foley. Why would you say I just wasn't cut out for the role?"
CC: "Jesus Ben, really?"
SB: "I talked about this before with him, Crims. Noir, the guy's supposed to be funny. And you're just not funny. You could do a boxing movie or a kung fu movie. But not a comedy."
Noir: "Well I could've been-"
SB: "No. You're just not cut out for it Noir."
Noir: "Yeah? Well I bet I'm cut out for storming Normandy 2 weeks after D-Day like you!"
SB: "What did you just say? Frick you, Noir" *shove*
Noir: "Frick you!" *shove back*
They fight for a bit, Soldier Boy obviously wins, hits Noir once while he's on the ground, Soldier Boy has his fist pulled back for another hit but stops
Payback: "Jesus, Ben, stop! Come on, that's enough!"
SB: "Don't ever fricking say I didn't fight for this country. Training's over. Everyone hit the showers"
I posted it before but I've edited a few of the lines to make it flow a little better.
bro that was the cringiest shit ive ever read, please dont quit your day job
Maybe that's haw it actually happened. What we saw was just Noir's schizo recreation afterall. Headcanon it.
>Listen Gunpowder, I might have gone a bit too hard. Sorry about that
Fallout 4 dialog
It would have been better if it wasn't a reddit cartoon
Today's episode was by far the worst of the entire series. It's like they've been reading Cinemaphile's b***hing and decided to roll all of the complaints into one 65 minute video.
2/10, I'm not even convinced I'm replying to you.
>thinking Deep scenes are "eating up screentime"
Granted i wont be seeing the third season, the Deep the of the only reasons to watch the show. Did they really ruin him or are you just being a homosexual that wants more capeshit fights
lobotomized his character to 1-dimensional idiot
he has plot armour so they can set up a redemption moment where starlight will forgive him despite him killing her childhood friend, can see it a mile away
They keep accusing Deep of rape. But he never raped anyone. Starlight is a hoe who sucked dick for fame. Shes basically a Kardashian.
The build-up of his relationship with his control-freak wife got completely knocked down for a gag.
If you put all his scenes in this season back to back at least 4 of them in a row would be "fricking an octopus"
Looks like A Train is going to get away with everything and be redeemed. Keep in mind, even if he went overboard, Blue Hawk only did in criminals and people who attacked him, A Train has murdered innocent people.
liked the first series, normal blokes coming up with inventive ways to kill superheroes was fun
lost that in season 2 and its only getting worse
haven't seen the show, what kinds of ways do they kill superheroes?
in the first series there's this invisible bullet proof lad so they stick dynamite up his ass to blow him up
when homelander actually flies by looking for him it's pretty tense because you know he would frick them up
now they all have powers and homelander wanks in the mirror
shame that all the tension and creativity seems to be gone now
>in the first series there's this invisible bullet proof lad so they stick dynamite up his ass to blow him up
I've yet to see anyone be able to explain how they accomplished that. Everyone always goes omg that was so clever thats how to do it to fight supers without super powers etc., but never explain how they accomplished it.
They put a bomb inside him. Watch it again dumbass
What do you mean how they accomplished it? They knocked him out with the taser, felt around for his butthole and shoved explosives up his ass.
He pissed hughie off and hughie pressed the button to explode them. Is that really too complicated for the average capeshitter (you) to understand?
His invisible skin was practically invulnerable but his insides were only a little stronger than normal. They didn't need to explain anything since Frenchie tells Translucent what he has done.
You're actually moronic if you need someone to spell that out for you
>Filtered by capeshit
this seems to be happening more and more around here.
They kill 1 (one) supe. They sold the entire idea of the show as "group of guys taking out supes that overstep their bounds" and threw it away by the third episode.
This entire show should be about an agency that deals with supes and has clever ways of taking them out, villain of the week style with and overarching plot with homelander that occationally shows up.
Instead we get "holy shit, girls DO get it done!"
>liked the first series, normal blokes coming up with inventive ways to kill superheroes was fun
You mean the first episode?
you're right, I enjoyed those early episodes a great deal so it's probably fricked my memory of the entire first series
either way, it set up amazing promise and fricked it everywhich way since
You are correct
the only thing that felt close to this kind of underdog vs superhuman feeling was the gunpowder fight in the garage, that was sick
A Train should have to go and see Blue Hawk’s wife, and she should be black from Harlem or somewhere. That’d be funny.
Not exactly the same thing but any aquatic mammal vegana is pure ecstasy. Literally the best feeling ever.
Says the gay fish fricking his guppie.
I'm mildly entertained by the ever so slight possibility that I'm replying to an individual who has actually fricked a fish.
how did Noir know what Soldier Boy said to Gunpowder in the flashback?
He wasn't in the room when Soldier Boy told Gunpowder to lighten up and called him a pussy.
he probably heard out outside
because the animals told him, dummy
It's like Butcher's dream, the bits where he wasn't actually there to see because the real him was out of the room; his mind just filling in the blanks with how he visualised what happened
We get the joke one time Seth. How many time are you going to repeat the same joke every season?
>another sex scene this week and men ass
How original seth
Two women showed breasts and you focused on some dude's ass. That's on you.
>>Dude lol I like to frick octopuses
I liked the octopus chapter of franken fran a lot
The only fetish I relate to is foot fetish. I wanna see Homelander sniff some feet
Homelander isn't a newbie from Twitter so no foot shit.
Seth is a hack. The aqua man jokes are old and played out.
imagine an alternate universe where the show is about humans trying to exploit superheroes weaknesses in fun ways instead of the shit we got where lol dood just take superhero drugs with le ebin "XD THIS EPISODE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ANYONE BECAUSE A MAN CLIMBS INTO A WILLY AND EXPLODES XD"
I guess I can see why they want to redeem A-Train but he did uhh paste someone and got away with it. He could kill a hundred raycissts and that still won't go away.
It's like Seth's appearance as the cam watcher. There's no subtlety at all. He plays it cartoonish and buffoonish. In his mind, if it's funny to have a guy watching and acting eager, it's twice as funny to have him act twice as pathetic. Four times as funny to have him act four times as pathetic. Until, by the end, you just have a stupid gag that feels deeply insulting to the viewer.
Makes fun of chuds and woke.
>Not good enough for chuds.
>Not good enough for wokesters.
Has it ever occurred to you that what you are really watching on screen here is all about how most of us hate both of you.
genuinely surprised the show doesn't have a laugh track at this point
such wasted potential
>3-5 temp v doses is fatal
>butcher already past 4
hope he croaks next week so i can get one more laugh in before i forget this show ever happened
doubt that's going to happen
If you could talk to animals would you frick them? Imagine walking into a stable and seeing that sweet sweet horse dicky. As you get behind the horse her mother in the stable next to her is begging you to take her instead. Begging you to do anything but rape her daughter. She cries and begs you to stop but you don’t. You keep thrusting until you finish then walk away like nothing happened.
ORANGE MAN BAD
I'm amazed they showed enough restraint to not depict the Homelander crowd rip the journalists limb from limb
Seth rogen wrote that
So can we all admit now that the Deep is Seth Rogaine self inserted? There's only one person who is that much of a degenerate.
I have no clue how they created a pathetic character that is so based at the same time.
He has an infectious smile and great comedic timing
was becca raped by black noir? or did they just dropped the whole clone thing
t. not watching after s1
Noir is black now
and a schizo
>Something written by Garth Ennis is shit
who would have guessed
ask seth "the moron" rogan
octupi*
The Deep is actually one of the most scathing deconstructions of superheroes the show has offered
I honestly thought they were going to kill A Train and Homelander would lose his powers leaving The Deep as the only remaining member of The Seven.
Kind of disappointed it didn't happen.
it's funny, pull the stick out your ass
I think you guys are way too close-minded. If every aquatic creature in the ocean were sentient and could consent to filling them with your seed, you incels would lap it up.