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YAAAASS!!! ALL HITLER NEEDED WAS A HUG!!!! EVERYTHING IS SOLVED WITH LOVE!!!!
fricking this childish piece of shit movie
All you need is a hug Anon
>Cinemaphile is constantly seething about a film
Probably means I should watch it
Seriously, frick this movie and everyone who meme'd me into watching it. Easily one of the most obnoxious and cringy movies I've ever seen. Not even trying to be edgy and contrarian. It's rare that I genuinely dislike a well received movie, and I can usually understand why people love it when I don't, but this was borderline unwatchable and I don't understand the appeal at all. If you somehow enjoyed this, then good for you, but you have no right to criticize anyone who likes Rick & Morty or capeshit, because this was like those things only multiplied by ten.
>but you have no right to criticize anyone who likes Rick & Morty or capeshit, because this was like those things only multiplied by ten.
Yeah, anyone who likes R&M season 1 or old school capeshit
>"Beth, the only thing i want is to be with you"
unironically, that ep of Rick and morty touched me. it didnt take 2 hours to do it and there were no hotdog fingers or moronic screaming racoon puppets.
Yeah, just a man eating shit, a care bear shitting toilet paper and building a spider web with it, and a piece of toast talk show guest.
actual solid film
future classic here
i cant believe everyone likes it. Soi critics like it. Cinemaphile incels like it. Mauler an his nazi adjacent buddies like it. dogfricker liked it. I feel like im the last sane person, but if so many people like it, call it life changing, maybe im the crazy one? unironically depresses the shit out of me.
Give it a few years and at least some of them will think "oh...yeah...that" about it
When a movie it's good it's good, the amount of popularity has nothing to do with the quality
No, I didn't care much for it either. Some of the action was fun but most jokes fell flat to me. They relied a lot on non sequiturs that are funny as long as they come out of left field but then they drag them out until they aren't anymore. The sausage fingers and raccacoonie gags just wore out their welcome eventually.
The family drama stuff that was supposed to be the substance of the movie was okay, and I really liked Michelle Yeoh and the guy who played the husband, but it was pretty simple "power of love and compassion" stuff dressed up in a very gimmicky fashion. There's nothing wrong with the movie, but with how impressed people were by it, I expected way more.
The movie was awful. Should’ve been called Something Something My Daughter’s a Lesbian. Loved to see Shortround acting again. Guy who landed his butthole on the trophy was a funny moment. Meh.
Seethe
it was very good, super enjoyable experience, and yall contrarians. i never intended to watch it bc i dont watch movies but since i saw you incels seethe about it, i watched it and of course it was excellent.
id frick that brown chunky chinese lesbian so hard bros
The ending was cute.
turning red did it better
the matrix, cloud atlas, rick and morty, all walked so this masterpiece could fly.
The Daniels are the most transparent music video directors to cross over wince Guy Ritchie. Taking a half baked Tiger Mom Doesn’t Understand Her Gay Daughter movie we’ve seen a million times and padding it to two and a half hours of Wachowski-by-way-of-Rick-and-Morty bullshit replete with their trademark unfunny dildo fart cum shit. The only genuinely funny scene in this movie is when they try to add Wong Kar-Wai into their laundry list of le epic references and it becomes clear that their target demographic is 23 year old yuppies who log on to letterboxd and buy merch from A24s online shop. Kill this shit with fire.
>missed the movie spending the whole time thinking about how he could dunk on it for validation
Yes, obviously I wanted to hate it to look cool on an anonymous internet forum.
Mfw salty contrarians don't like people liking good movies