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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Satanic vibes

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why there are a constant stream of threads here mocking sobriety

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alckies want to drag everyone down to their level

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, if you've ever been around an alcoholic or other drug addict they're miserable c**ts who want everyone to be as miserable as they are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I'm straight edge and I'm telling you stevo is a demonic gaygit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus wasnt white

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who said anything about Jesus?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          but he was the messiah

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            he was a very naughty boy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          proof? He was probably whiter than you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony moment

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dude the ethnicity makeup of every region is EXACTLY the same 2000 years ago as it is today!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >christcuck cope for worshipping a israelite

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus was Irish. Romans? Also Irish.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus wasn't real but he was described as being white.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >described
            there are LITERALLY no descriptions of jesus' appearance unless you include gnostic texts and those describe him as a hideous mutant

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe in your fake israelite edited bible. My bible describes Jesus as being 7 feet tall, golden haired and with eyes as piercing as the sun.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to the United States census Christian Middle Easterners are white. Checkmate, atheist.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea, he was from the Levant, like Assad.
          Definitely not something you would categorize as "brown" today

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found your gamer tag bro
        xXX_humblebrag_XXx

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would call calling myself straight edge a humble brag. It's generally a derided lifestyle but I encourage sobriety nonetheless and I'm not ashamed of living this way in this modern world. And yet stevo and people like him are gays and AA is kind of pathetic but at least I can respect their "work" and most importantly: punks not dead

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care about any of that shit and nobody else does either. improve yourself quietly and over in the corner, nobody likes a homosexual peawiener, not even jocko.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Simply talking about the state of oneself is neither conceit nor condemnation in and of itself. There's no inherent brag to saying I abstain from drugs and alcohol, nor any inherent self-deprication to saying I drink every night and smoke pot. There's no "peawiener" behaviour by merely making these statements. You're adding that as the observer. If that annoys you, it's you who has to stop it lol

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the observer
                what you put out is what you get back, and you're acting like a conceited 14 year old.
                if you want to be taken seriously, learn humility.
                learn that now kid. there are a million other egos out there just waiting to fight you, and you're too dumb to see that you're fishing for it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do understand that I'm not the "straight edge" guy, right? If that wasn't clear, I'm not the straight edge guy. I'm a third party in this thread. That said...
                >what you put out is what you get back
                Often true. What's also often true is that you get "back" things you never put out in the first place, due to the issues others have, which have nothing to do with you. e.g. Alice says "I don't drink", and Bob gives her back "You're not better than everyone else!" even though she "put out" nothing of the sort. You're doing to xXX_humblebrag_XXx what Bob did to Alice here.
                >[he's] acting like a conceited 14 year old
                He's not. He's making objective statements about his behaviour. And doing so quite casually and moderately. You're getting your back up about it cause of how the issue makes you feel, but he's not causing that, your thoughts and feelings are. This is different from a situation where, say, he went: "Yeah I don't waste my time with alcohol like a fool", where he *would* then indeed be causing others to feel judged and offended. Note the difference.
                >if you want to be taken seriously, learn humility.
                Doctor heal thyself. He was being more than sufficiently humble in every post of his that I read. Please direct me to contrary evidence if I missed it.
                >there are a million other egos out there just waiting to fight you, and you're too dumb to see that you're fishing for it.
                You don't understand that you're being the belligerent you claim others are being? Might wanna close Cinemaphile, you're embarrassing yourself.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                of course i didn't know you were a different person you fricking moron you didn't make that clear at all, why the frick would you impersonate someone and carry on a conversation like this. frick off moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't impersonate anyone. As soon as it became clear that it was an issue, I clarified. You're MAD and you've just clearly proven that neither that dude nor I are the issue. "Frick off moron" lololol you're ANGRY. No one's hurting you. Take a break from interacting with people on line for a bit pal, free advice to a spaz. You're hurting yourself in confusion.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not any of the anons you've replied to, but you're moronic. Straight edge anon mention of his sobriety was done with the purpose of providing a contrast of how even he thinks Stevo is satanic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP didn't bring that up at all it was strictly him being sober

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not only that but why is this the 5th thread i've seen about steve-o in two days
      gayest ad push of all time, frick you Black folk; I don't want to have to think about this lesbian looking mf'er

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5th thread
        >quad 5s
        Impressive. Very nice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its because theres been a new batch of Bam news and SteveO posting always goes along with Bam news.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread could just be an offshoot from the earthrocker general threads, but Im convinced "druk" is a psyop to get the userbase here to kill themselves with alcoholism.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Im convinced "druk" is a psyop to get the userbase here to kill themselves with alcoholism.
        I think druk is just cope. As a former alcoholic it reeks of it. But I care not, we all have to follow our own path.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Im convinced "druk" is a psyop to get the userbase here to kill themselves with alcoholism.
        I think druk is just cope. As a former alcoholic it reeks of it. But I care not, we all have to follow our own path.

        Some people really enjoy being drunk and enjoy celebrating that joviality with other drunk people. There's a reason our species was basically domesticated by beer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Im convinced "druk" is a psyop to get the userbase here to kill themselves with alcoholism.
        I think druk is just cope. As a former alcoholic it reeks of it. But I care not, we all have to follow our own path.

        These are both valid explanations. Least they aren’t the smoking threads, which is literal big tobacco shilling.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are not mocking sobriety, they are mocking that dumbfrick steveo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "I drank the vodka" has been a board staple spam thread for years despite having no humor value at all. It's not even subtle

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think its hilarious and it will never stop being unfunny

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no humor value at all
          well, aren't we feeling self-important today

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not even subtle
          That's why it's funny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing wrong writ sobriety
      there's absolutely something wrong with taking a personal lifestyle choice and making it your entire personality and treating like a deified religion

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I don't see alcoholics talking about how much they drink nearly as much as I see self-righteous sober dudes talking about their 937th day of sobriety or whatever. But I guess when you almost have a nice day with drugs or alcohol I can see how you'd make it your entire personality. You probably have to, to avoid slipping back into that lifestyle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also you dont see virgin homosexuals flexing how many STDS they are avoiding by not getting laid, it really is something only huge homosexuals do, taking pride in NOT doing something.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Half the reason alkies talk up sobriety is to keep themselves accountable to others, like if this dude who’s opinion I value knows I’m X years sober and I slip up I’ll let them and myself down.
            Half the reason Al/ck/ies don’t talk about how much they drink is it freaks out normies.
            >I keep a bottle by my bed in case I wake up at night I can take a few chugs
            >need at least 4 shots in the morning to prevent the shakes to actually function
            >can’t hit this bar/liquor store today, It’s the 5h time I this week I’ll use an alternate so they don’t think I’m a druk. (They know)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuz Steve-O is lame and a sellout

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a real bonerboy
        a true homowner

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he INSISTS on pushing himself into the pop culture spot light with his gay podcast. apparently he had william shatner on the other day, how in the frick does the guy famous for sticking gay shit up his ass and throwing up do that really makes you think

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually thought this was the opposite cause he has this glow around him and fake bright white teeth.
      Fair play to him, if you had the money of course your gonna use it to be healthier I can't blame him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had his teeth fixed long before he ever got famous, his Dad was a high level exec that could easily pay for stuff like that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part of his grill is a piece that comes off

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just drink on special occasions. It’s that easy. Just don’t be a weak homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the weak homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or I'll just do my thing and you do yours and we won't lecture each other about it you fricking homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just smoke crack every once in a while
        >you're not weak are you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Believe it or not a glass of wine at a wedding or a few beers on your best friend’s birthday fishing trip is actually not the same thing as smoking CRACK COCAINE in a den. Some alcoholics like you and Steve-o have to make it into some grand struggle for your soul. You’re just weak, bro.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            "hurr durr if you participate in unhealthy and unnecessary hedonism behavior sometimes instead of never that makes you a stronger person!"

            whether its denial or stupidity get it together guy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because pontificating constantly about your sobriety while simultaneously monetizing it for personal gain is disingenuous and douchey as frick.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine starting your day feeling like shit. get it together loser

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I start it feeling good? Give based reccs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        stay hydrated and get at least 7-8 hrs of sleep. the most based and basic of reccs for you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got a hangover in the morning? Drink again and it goes away

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do harm to israeli people in any form you can.
        If you live in a major western city, Google [city name] + eruv line. There's this little wire that israelites string up around major areas where they all live in a city to try to trick their god (I'm not making that up). If you cut that and they don't notice by Saturday, and they go walking around, their god gets mad at them and they kvetch. Find that and frick with it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finally some practical advice, thank you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The israelite genuinely believes God is only interested in rules as written, not rules as intended.
          If there was a rule that said
          >You may not drink Coca Cola on the Sabbath
          They'd freeze Coca Cola into small cubes and chew them
          >Oy Vey, I didn't drink anything, I chewed it!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This gem is obligatory

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >HERSCHEL, THIS IS THE LORD YOUR GOD SPEAKING, YOU HAVE USED ELECTRICITY ON THE SABBATH!
              Oy Vey! Not true! I merely flicked a switch that pushed a piece of plastic out of the way of a light sensor that depending on a random number generation will either receive a light pulse that will disable (or enable) the light or it won't ... it's random... therefore *I* am not responsible for the light being turned off, that will be the electronics.
              >OH... OK, THAT'S FINE THEN.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao unreal the lengths they will go to be dishonest and greedy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And PROUD of it. They feel clever and powerful, and like everyone else is an idiot for not being israelitey and schemey like them. The idea that you can claim the victory and still lose is a concept entirely lost on the israelite.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't there a thing where they arent allowed to leave the house on sabbath so they encircle a rope around the entire city and declare it home so they can go and do whatever they want

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                Do harm to israeli people in any form you can.
                If you live in a major western city, Google [city name] + eruv line. There's this little wire that israelites string up around major areas where they all live in a city to try to trick their god (I'm not making that up). If you cut that and they don't notice by Saturday, and they go walking around, their god gets mad at them and they kvetch. Find that and frick with it.

                This tangent started by someone asking how to feel good, and I advised: "spite the israelite".

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Talmud is full of this absurd hairsplitting. They honestly believe God is moronic

            >I'll just put my sins into this chicken while I swing it around to death and it'll go to Hell instead of me

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have very little understanding of how atonement works

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha imagine just getting up and getting some sunlight and exercise right away, almost like it just cures hangovers haha lil

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being sober isn't a personality type.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well when his whole personality was being a junky he didn’t leave himself a lot of flex room. So many of the jackass guys live in extremes, so even something as not using substances completely consumes

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about guys like him is that they have such addictive personalities that they even overdo sobriety, they just cant into middlegrounds

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he ran out of money.

    if he still had cash he'd be doing drugs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drugs
      >expensive

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sobriety is great. Took me way too long to get out of the drugs are le cool phase of my life but I'm so glad I did, don't care if I come off as a preachy nerd sometimes, really dgaf about it

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could have this perspective. I've done drugs every day for the past 15 years straight. I just want to be normal, but I can't stop. I'm such a worthless piece of shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the people around me who think i should stop smoking pot are all on SSRIs and mood stabilizers and shit.
      I don't drink coffee. I scrub with hot water, I don't use soaps or shampoos. I won't take a tylenol for a headache.
      And people say my lifestyle is unhealthy because i suck some smoke and smile in the evenings

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        QRD me on why SSRI's are gay. I need ammo for an upcoming meeting with a shrink who I want to steer towards giving me ADHD meds and they're gonna lean toward SSRIs/SNRIs which address zero (0) of my problems.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No scientific backing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any shrink I've had will admit that, though. The idea is "we don't know why they do what they do, but they do it". What "it" is, is usually described as taking deep lows and making them a little shallower and a little less steep, e.g. preventing the passionate despair that generally precipitates suicide. But they also flatten positive passion and enthusiasm for life which, as a depressed jobless piece of socially isolated shit, I require for getting qualified for a job, getting the job, finding friends and a girlfriend (all of which I've done before, and so I know it requires my enthusiasm). And the plan these docs have is never for me to stay on them forever, just "take them and in 4-6 week something something".
            Any other ammo to back them off?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"we don't know why they do what they do, but they do it
              >but they do it

              No look again at the study that anon posted. It's the opposite. It says "We have categorically observed that they don't do it." If your shrink contradicts it, have him explain why his experience is anything other than statistically irrelevant anecdotes and positive results were anything but luck. That study is about as comprehensive as science gets. The drugs do not do what we prescribe them for.

              Or don't waste your time and just shop around until you get a drug-dealer psychiatrist. Mine asked me like 5 questions with obvious answers then let me name how many mg I felt I needed. tbh it was terrible for me, but if that's what you want, it's out there.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I was on every single one. All they do is flatline you. Your lowest lows go away, but you don’t have a passion for anything either. You just exist.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that just means they're working bozo. you're supposed to use the lull in emotion to pavlov yourself with CBT and other therapies. simply put; your synapses are the connections between brain cells, they carry signals. these connections get stronger and easier for your brain to follow, like a walking track that is maintained. what you want to do is change the track, instead of the old path that is causing your mental problems, you use SSRIs to lessen the "autopilot" and manually create new paths to follow.
            for example: "I missed my alarm today, guess I'm a piece of shit as usual" well worn path
            "I missed my alarm today, tomorrow I will set two alarms" new, better path.
            only it takes hard work and focus to pull this off, which the entire exercise is supposed to strengthen.
            so many people think they can just pop pill and be happy, but the fricking morons never do the real work.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Original question asker here. The SSRIs never aided in the doing of the real work, which I did do to the degree possible. Not to the degree "I wanted to" or "felt like". Possible. Wanting to, discipline, none of that sufficed, and SSRIs have not lessened any autopilot or otherwise aided that.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                if they're not working after 4 or so weeks then maybe you could re-evaluate and try another approach to whatever particular issues you're having. the long term side effects are not worth waiting much longer than that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's been my experience as well

            Any shrink I've had will admit that, though. The idea is "we don't know why they do what they do, but they do it". What "it" is, is usually described as taking deep lows and making them a little shallower and a little less steep, e.g. preventing the passionate despair that generally precipitates suicide. But they also flatten positive passion and enthusiasm for life which, as a depressed jobless piece of socially isolated shit, I require for getting qualified for a job, getting the job, finding friends and a girlfriend (all of which I've done before, and so I know it requires my enthusiasm). And the plan these docs have is never for me to stay on them forever, just "take them and in 4-6 week something something".
            Any other ammo to back them off?

            but my doctor is just gonna be like "the idea is to prevent suicide" which is not a major risk unless I drink, and isn't gonna go away with SSRIs in that case anyway.
            I'm thinking more like how I've heard them connected to shootings and shit. Any info there?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was put on Lexapro and for panic attacks and anxiety. Hated it and even with it I could barely attend lectures my final year. Never had anxiety or attacks before it was insane it just came out of no where and really fricked up my life for s time. I ended up dropping pharmaceuticals and taking st John's wort 3 times a day, everyday and after several weeks it stopped being so bad. After about a year I pretty much stopped feeling the panic and anxiety altogether.
          I still include St John's in my daily supplement regimen but I don't take it religiously now and it's fine either way. That ssris shit was insane in terms of side effects and lack of effectiveness.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You won’t escape the stigma in this generation. I can’t tell if it actually bothers you at all, but it really shouldn’t. I do gotta ask about the no soap thing tho. Not in a judging way, I just feel like I’m ignorant to something

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but unless you have caked on externally picked up dirt, soap is unnecessary. You never get pure clean of your own oils and excretions and bodily bacteria, and you wouldn't want to, it's part of your ecosystem for a reason. Good not to let the dead shit build up, and water with a sufficient scrubbing is sufficient for that. Unless you have shit that water won't remove, soaps are just doing harm that doesn't need to be done if used all the time daily. That said, I wash the red zones with soap most times I shower, and ass crack every time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not him but soaps kill the natural bacteria on your skin that actually helps you. that's why people get skin diseases from using too much soap.
            some people go as far as not showing and just wiping dirt off with a wet cloth, which is a tad extreme imo.

            Bathe yourselves, fricking hippies.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're replying to the comment where I proved I do. You're just mad cause your dick is small and your father is disappointed in you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not him but soaps kill the natural bacteria on your skin that actually helps you. that's why people get skin diseases from using too much soap.
          some people go as far as not showing and just wiping dirt off with a wet cloth, which is a tad extreme imo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude you smonk weed?? So epic bro. frick those haters, smoke weed erreday homie!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which drugs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        90% weed. Mixed in there though is alcohol, cigarettes, nitrous, acid, adderall, mushrooms, and huffed ether on darker days.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just don’t do them

      Sorted

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well the old adage "you have to want to change" really is true. It sounds trite but then when you change your lifestyle you realize it is true and there's no better way to say it.
      If you truly want to change:
      Mind who you are around
      Mind how you spend your time, be constructive both mentally and physically
      Make small changes over time,. particularly in regards to being active or nutrition a bunch of small wins really add up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people would disagree with me, but your hormones are probably already tanked.

      Hop on TRT and start lifting heavy. You need a new routine to take hold before you can begin the process of letting go of the physical dependency of the drug(s) you're using.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earthrockers, your response?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm now sober, after many years of being an booze hound... I'm the fittest and happiest I've ever been...
    But I miss it so so much

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MARRY AND REPRODUCE
    we live in a society

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bam is the only member of jackass who is still a jackass. Yeah let's go watch steve-o eat carrots that sounds like fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2jackass4jackass

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are joking around but sobriety is the best path. praise Jesus. who needs drugs when you have Gods holy grace. Repent sinners or face heavens wrath.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WOULD YOU SUCK A wiener TO BE SOBER LOL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then I'd just get addicted to sucking wiener 🙁

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern day Steve-O sounds so depressed. He talks about being on drugs with such joy.

    His life must be depressing.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething atheist yuropoors in this thread rage at israelites 24/7
    >don't even understand them
    They aren't worshiping the God of the Bible. They're worshiping themselves (aka Satan) through ritual legalism. Have been for 2000 years. They choose/create a "god" that chooses them. All the ridiculous legal autism is just them reinforcing their culture. Anyone who can't embrace it isn't truly "israeli".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They aren't worshiping the God of the Bible. >They're worshiping themselves (aka Satan) through ritual legalism.
      Anon that is the god of the Bible. israelites started the Bible.
      t. American Catholic

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    new 'jak just dropped

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing more pathetic than an addict is a sober person that makes it their identity. The real upper echelon of the human experience is using mind altering drugs in MODERATION. HAVE SOME FRICKING SELF CONTROL YOU FRICKING DICKHEADS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people genuinely have to make recovery their "identity" to stay clean and sober. I don't know how you can think that's more pathetic than someone actively sticking a needle in their arms.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they made the needle in their arms their identity quoting Trainspotting all the time and dressing like Rent Boy, or like how pot people make dude weed lmao their identity with weed shirts and hippie sweaters and white guy dreads and shit, that would be a fair comparison. But just using drugs without meta-commentary on one's self about it is the same as just not using drugs and being a person outside that.
        https://youtube.com/shorts/ewAhyci9Q9U

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that his real voice on the podcast or does he exaggerate it to be a character

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked how AA was portrayed as almost a cult in the Sopranos.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its a nice breath of oxygen and a glass of water.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LIQUID DEATH
    >IT MURDERS YOUR THIRST
    It’s literally just fricking water. Do sobergays really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it also looks like a beer can so you can look cool with it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus that’s just fricking desperate I haven’t drank in 2 years for medical reasons (alcoholic lol) but that’s what you say at parties and bars to politely refuse drinks while sipping your soft drink

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a review or something of someone getting way too jazzed about LD printing something on the bottom of their boxes too lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick? i assumed it was atleast caffeinated. do normalgays REALLY with the water, and the can?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw at the store they have flavors now at least but it's still overpriced meme shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >As of 2023, its water is sourced in Bland County, Virginia.
          dear me

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woody is looking fly on Toy Story 5

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BUZZ LOOK AN AMBIEN

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not sober, he's on a ton of pills, also all those drugs he took made him an open borders anti-capitalist leftist to the point even Shatner at 90 years old had to correct him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not drugs if it's from the doctor :^)
      Also what do they call it, dry drunk? Some shit like that where they effectively get high off their own arrogance or drama.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so long as he isn't tying it in with some religious or product placement bullshit I don't care

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look like someone's dad, but like, ironically!

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE LET'S RUIN OUR LIFE WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL LOOOOOL

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >00s character enjoyed his time getting wasted
    >re-emerges to tell everyone to not get wasted and live a boring life

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like the best decision he ever made but that's not the case for everyone.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the ego of some addicts blow up when they get sober? It's like some get this holier than thou attitude all because they beat a habit they themselves causes to develop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Addicts do not cause their own habits to develop. That's not how that works. It's like saying the towers caused themselves to fall on 9/11. You can feel however you like about 9/11, but no feelings about that day are going to change that the towers required non-tower causes to fall. And the metaphor is not impacted even a little by the fact of human agency, any more than the towers were impacted by gravity alone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're blaming the israelites for every addiction? I don't understand the parallel you're trying to draw here. Nobody made steve take his first drink, nobody made him snort his first line, nobody forced him to be an attention prostitute. He, like 99.9% of addicts, created his own cycle of addiction and dependency.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say anything about the israelites. I've had first drinks, first snorts, and lots of attention. I'm addicted to none of those things. I didn't make any "choice" to not be addicted to any of those things.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You chose to have that first drink knowing alcohol is addicting. You chose that first snort knowing coke is addicting. You potentially getting addicted or not was based directly on a conscious choice that you made, not some cosmic rolls of the dice.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've shifted the goal posts, and your concession is accepted.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just so you don't try squirming like a baby dick b***h:
                >You getting addicted
                =/=
                >You potentially getting addicted
                A =/= not A. Don't argue, you've lost and will only embarrass yourself.

                >but I did have breakfast this morning
                You're both so moronic it hurts. Goalposts never once shifted, you're just genuinely too stupid to understand a very simple point.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just so you don't try squirming like a baby dick b***h:
              >You getting addicted
              =/=
              >You potentially getting addicted
              A =/= not A. Don't argue, you've lost and will only embarrass yourself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the case of steveo is just a reason to drag on more content for shekels. He barely does any stunts, got a big paycheck for jackass 4 and now it's all about taking the eceleb route.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you go to a meeting you'll see why. It's very much a popularity contest for a lot of them. And they will absolutely lose their shit if you compare their meetings to going to church.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    former alcoholics and other addicts need constant affirmations and positive reinforcements.
    one wrong move and he's snorting cocaine of a dog's turd

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some time right before the Jackass craze peaked, Johnny Knoxville got invited to a party that had a lot of old money in attendance. He witnessed something there that the average person isn't supposed to know about, and a few years later he started talking about it to some of the core Jackass members. You don't get to do that. They won't allow it.

    Flash forward to today. Ryan Dunn has died in a DUI "accident", Knoxville has been eliminated and replace with a body double, Steve-O has been MKULTRA'd into his current brainwashed self and Bam is a mindbroken schizo with an alcohol problem.

    Don't frick with the wealthy elite. They will not allow it, and you will suffer.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Put down the food, fatty. You can spend like three hours A WEEK M A X total in the gym and get shredded. You don’t have a spare THREE FRICKING HOURS? Get off Cinemaphile, get off your phone, stop watching that show, don’t sleep in. Lazy fat c**t. Fricking have a nice day.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't drink at all you unbelievable fricking moron. That was the point. You do whatever the frick you want, hopefully killing yourself

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this but drugs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the left

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    simply could not give up ketamine, love the stuff

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    done near every drug including heroin and honestly haven’t even got close to addiction
    i even smoked gays for 3 years as a student (easy to pull bints in the smoking area) yet was able to quit cold turkey

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing I've gotten badly addicted to for a brief period of time was kratom

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve-o is a boring c**t

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the beat, I go acapella
    Frick a stevo, frick a knox, frick a tremaine, frick everybody
    Frick y'all if you doubt me
    I'm a piece of fricking shit earthrocker, I say it proudly
    And frick this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie,
    Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these threads just seething alcoholics?

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