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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I heard it was a sick Ostrich

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legally he can't enter Canada with this tattoo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe you. Canada never makes the right decision on anything.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? They've officially ruled its legal to frick dogs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the worst tattoo i've ever seen
      What the frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a drawing, pearl clutcher

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please don't post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he decided it was no longer 'awwright'

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      megalolz

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even mtv degenerates had the balls to show this on tv

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's so fricking lucky he's never met me, I would've killed him on sight had I seen something like this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething over a fricking drawing

        your homosexual upvote haven is that way

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the him tattoo that's actually a dick n balls
    Lel I'd love to be sober rn

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's his way of staying sober. Addiction never truly goes away, it's simply replaced or you need to create enough distractions to not fall for it again. In his case, sharing his addiction stories and being "DUDE I'M SOBER" is his way of keeping his mind off drugs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's why a lot of addicts become hardcore Christians

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's his way of staying sober. Addiction never truly goes away, it's simply replaced or you need to create enough distractions to not fall for it again. In his case, sharing his addiction stories and being "DUDE I'M SOBER" is his way of keeping his mind off drugs.

        that does sound better than being a drug addict

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda envy my mom's blind faith into a religion that contradicts itself. If I believed I had an inherent god given purpose and that I could go to an blissfully afterlife I probably wouldn't need to get high

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really can relate to that. I wish I was raised religious and I truly believed in it. To give some purpose and sense of community.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            read thomas aquinas

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >need to get high
            Yeah ok bud. Keep telling yourself how superior you are to your mother.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              When did I say I was superior? If anything she gets high in her own way

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my mom's blind faith into a religion that contradicts itself
                The part where you sounded like a fedora wearing r*dditor

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im just stating I can't believe in something I yearn to believe
                >Reddit
                Lel fricking kys

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You disparaged your mother's faith as blind while being a pathetic addict. Classic r*ddit arrogance and disrespect for parents.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Christian is rude, arrogant, hostile
                Many such a cases
                All I said was the bible contradicts itself. It does. And since it's all about FAITH being smart or dumb has nothing to do with it. So I don't have a problem with her faith as I stated. I'm envious. As I said.

                You realize you are hanging out in a place full of debauchery, cp, racism? What is a supposed Christian doing here other than slinging insults?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not Christian. You assumed that because it was the most convenient thing to latch onto and reassure yourself that you are not an arrogant piece of shit child. And the fact that you just a used r*ddit space tells me everything I need to know about what type of junkie narcissist you are. You should go and get lit. You will feel better than you do right now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Reddit space
                Is this guy trolling me or actually moronic?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you use a r*ddit pace or not? Blackout is over...Steve Huffman won.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same, but with my wife and MiL. Just can't fully buy into it and it makes me a bit afraid of death whereas they don't have that and right or wrong I can't help but envy it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you call someone who isn’t religious but truly hopes there is a god and some form of afterlife? (I really want to see some loved ones again)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that does sound better than being a drug addict
          Oh it is 100%, I'd rather people be addicted to Jesus than addicted to drugs. Especially the people close to me who have gone that route

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm, it's all about finding a distraction. Preferably one that puts you around other people and consumes most of your spare time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably replaced all that stuff with doctor prescribed prescription drugs anyways

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Im pretty sure he said hes on a lot of antidepressants and anti anxiety. But whatever its better than hard drugs. Dude would be dead by now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, addicts are addicts for a reason. They just replace alcohol/drugs, with AA meetings or religion. Thats why not every dude sipping a beer becomes an earthrocker like bam

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always thought it was funny how many of them find Jesus behind the couch when they're off their fricking nut on some insane wienertail of drugs that would kill a normal person then they suddenly become hyperreligious.
        Korn's guitarist did it. High as a fricking kite, saw Jesus hiding in a jar of mustard (I made that up), then made being a Christian his whole personality for a while.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. I don’t like addicts like this. When on the sauce, that’s their identity. Off of it, they make it their identity. It’s why I stopped going to AA. It was either “feel bad for me because I can’t drink,” or “feel good for me because I won’t drink.” People who make sobriety their personality are insufferable

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the lmao but yeah first time this meme was used correctly otherwise.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't former addicts ever shut up about being sober? most people do it with no thought or they have self discipline, it shouldn't be a big deal stop making it the cornerstone of your identity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same reason military gays won't shut the frick up. They know they fricked their lives up and they need to cope by telling everyone how great they are

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Australia I have heard of a few companies switching to an unofficial no ex-military hires policy because of the bullshit involved. Not talking about war weary PTSD cases but the constant gaming the system, lawyering over every procedure and instruction then comes the cronyism and bullying.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol aussies are pussies

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think Aussies are pussies you should see an ex sailor getting hysterical at someone because they complained about ANZAC day falling on a weekend with no weekday holiday to make up for it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >muh anecdotal evidence
              Aussies are still pussies.
              >b-but we have creepy spiders and steve irwin
              Nobody cares you aboriginal loving moron, you lost to emus.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody cares you aboriginal loving moron! you lost to emus!
                picrel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks I'm American
                It's funny how to immediately think of Americans when being called out. Your insecurity is showing you fat Aussie frick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what are you then?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a pussy australian that for sure LMAO

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                2nd time: what are you then?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2nd time
                Jesus you even type like a complete nerd. I'll explain it a second time: not an aussie pussy like you lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                3rd time: what country are you from? Judging by your reluctance to answer...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are these west hating subhumans so insufferable?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                3rd time: what country are you from? Judging by your reluctance to answer...

                >west hating
                Just because I called aussie pussies? Not at all! I'm whiter than both of you aboriginal loving weirdos.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                3rd time you just proved yourself to be too chickenshit to say where you are from on an anonymous e-biz board. Because of what? The fear of what mean things a sleep deprived ozgay shitposter is going to say? My work here is done.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                3rd time: what country are you from? Judging by your reluctance to answer...

                3rd time you just proved yourself to be too chickenshit to say where you are from on an anonymous e-biz board. Because of what? The fear of what mean things a sleep deprived ozgay shitposter is going to say? My work here is done.

                Hey mutts and aussies (who are basically worse mutt). This is what my hometown village looks like (not exactly this picture ofcourse, but 90% similar). Seethe 🙂

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but your skin literally looks like my poop, I'll take the W

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very nice. Reminds me of living in Colorado.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Done.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really strange that you refuse to answer but took the time to find an image that "looks like" your nation tbqhfamily

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Turkish

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                answered within 12 seconds of your last response? I dont think so.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a pussy australian that for sure LMAO

                >3rd world shitskin won't even admit what country he is from because he knows how hard he will get dunked on

                sad

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep he really cornered himself there.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but your skin literally looks like my poop, I'll take the W

                >seething mutt/aussie
                >h-he really cornered himself
                Yes, I hate living in a country with no strict gun laws and no brown people and lots of beautiful white people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no strict gun laws
                lol ask me how I know you are a LARPing brown coward

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mutt doesn't know about Swiss gun laws
                I pity you and your educational system.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I pity you and your country's high child mortality rate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, I hate living in a country with no strict gun laws
                Post pic of your rifle with timestamp or gtfo

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >swiss
                Literally the gayest country on earth. You gays aren’t even white

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair at least they aren’t bombing other countries to spread lgbtq2 propaganda. They also don’t worship BBC

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well... yeah we were bombing Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I worked at a rehab facility and the people who made sobriety their entire personality were always the ones that ended up not showing up to work because they relapsed and OD'd

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sober 17 years here, one of the best things I ever heard was from a friend who was long time sober: "My sobriety is not the most interesting thing about me". I don't bring it up with anyone or use it to make excuses for my behavior (though sometimes it's tempting when I'm stressed), it just is what it is.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing worse than sobriety addicts. The guy who does 3 AA meetings a day type. Holy shit I wish those guys just died from an OD or liver failure first.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Addictive personality. Not everyone gets into drugs for the same exact reasons, but I figure a person like Steve-O has an extremely addictive brain, so he jumps from things to be addicted to, so to stay away from drugs he has to be like this because he's made being sober his new addiction.

      People have broken brains, its all just coping and navigating their ways through life. Life sucks for most of us, drug addicts or not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im a former addict to heroin and more recently/mostly alchohol and I don't behave like this. I still eat kratom and drink like once every 2 months though.
      Frickin hate these guys never went to AA or rehab just stopped. Went to the hostpial a million times for detox though I don't think I'll ever get out of debt.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're in denial and are a narcissist lmao.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          In denial about what? And how do you get that I'm a narcissist from that? I just get really annoyed at homosexuals who try to preach to you about how they were drug addicts and their life story for hours. If anything they're the narcissists. Steve o is actually entertaining to listen to though.

          KYS junkie. The world doesn't need you. The world doesn't want you. Everyone would be better off without you. Anyone who's ever done drugs isn't even human anymore and deserves to die.

          Are you ok?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm an addict
            >and that's fine
            >frick people who quit drugs

            Lmao keep wasting hospital resources you leech

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you read anything I read moron? Frick high holy people who act like hot shit and talk your ear off about not doing drugs and how God saved them that can't take a hint. You've probably never met one because you only sit on Cinemaphile talking about drugs and addicts posting low quality wojaks instead of getting some life experience for yourself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        KYS junkie. The world doesn't need you. The world doesn't want you. Everyone would be better off without you. Anyone who's ever done drugs isn't even human anymore and deserves to die.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're addicted to the internet

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmm I think anon had much more evidence to base his comment on from the information that you provided vs your claim that he is "addicted to the internet". You realise how mad you sound?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Went to the hostpial a million times for detox though
        Can you explain how you went about doing that at least early on? I'm in the need of a detox rn and I don't want to go to a shitty rehab filled mostly with homeless and criminals. My dad took me to a hospital a couple of times and they said they couldn't help me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I quit without AA or rehab. I dont think i was a true addict, though. I was just bored. Didnt have any withdrawls are a strong, uncontrollable urge. Once in a while i want something but i just distract myself with something else and forget about it.

        I was drinking 30oz of vodka a day. Dabbled in other shit like blow and psychodelics but booze was everyday for almost 10 years. I really think some people just have it and some dont regardless of consumption.

        I also had a fairly good childhood. No major abuse or neglect as a child. Dated a girl for a while that was later diagnosed a narcisist and that shit fricked me up a bit but i was already an adult by then so...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overcompensating because they're not really sober.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      though they are aware they are dancing with the devil when they're trying a new drug, unfortunately you don't know how much you will like something until you experience it. obviously you shouldn't try the hard stuff, but even alcohol can have a death grip on a seemingly regular person once they start finding themselves longing for a drink.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, its because they fricked up their lives and they want others to stay off of drugs. As annoying as it seems, its done to protect people from romanticizing the junkie lifestyle. Now you might call this correctional approach "brainlet tier" but thats kind of the point. If they were smart enough to avoid doing drugs, they wouldn't be drug addicts. Leaning in heavily on the "sobriety rules!" gimmick helps mitigate the number of individuals seduced by the allure of narcotics.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty who don't talk about it, you just don't notice because they bring it up

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does drugs
    >drugs are his personality
    >gets sober
    >sobriety is his personality
    I'm starting to think this guy doesn't have much of a personality.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to skate, gayit. I called the olympics and they said you're fricked.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE I'M A PET LOVER

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the face of a sexual deviant who has done unspeakable evil and has drank the blood. sick frick

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Self improvement is.....bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is when you won't shut up about it and become a lame sellout influencer on the internet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >”NOOO YOU CAN’T BE MILDLY ANNOYING, GO BACK TO BEING AN ADDICT JUNKIE!!”

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally talks for days about the "golden days" of his drug use

    I really wish we would just kill addicts instead. I'm sorry but this is worse for society than addiction is to a single person.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do drugs
    >Cinemaphile chudsters cry DUDEWEED LMAO

    >get sober
    >THIS GUY SUCKS ASS SO HARD WHY DOESN'T HE GET HIGH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Celebrities sin just by existing and it's our job to judge them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but now all he does is talk about all the times he got high

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not being ripped on for being sober, you frickwit. He's being ripped on because he won't shut the frick up about being sober.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I make fun of the holier than thou homosexuals on here that scream when they see weed being mentioned

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chudsters cry DUDEWEED LMAO
      Yeah, because that was the drug ruining Steve-O's life. Weed. Not the nitrous or ketamine or cocaine.
      Also
      >chud
      At least we know where you're from when you unironically use that word.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there are thread on here every day making fun of someone getting sober?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really cannot see that the problem is not Steve O getting sober but what a tiresome homosexual he has to be when he constantly bignotes himself?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soijack Henry Rollins who is soijack Phil Anselmo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Phil Anselmo. More specifically I love the seethe he causes. It must really fricking boil Robb Flynn's piss that Phil can just revive Pantera out of nowhere without Dime and Fatboy and sell out arenas.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHITE WINE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That video is too funny. There's clearly an entire brewery's worth of alcohol in his system and he is audibly and visibly saying "white power."
          Absolute mad lad.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Phil Anselmo is an earthrocker.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BONER

    BOY

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will NEVER be an earthrocker

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've had this exact same thread many times now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earthrockers do not forgive. Earthrockers do not forget.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing more annoying than DUDE WEED homosexuals are people addicted to being sober

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stevo is on Zoloft now.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be fair here: Being sober sucks most of the time. That doesn't mean you should be high or drunk 24/7, just try to find a balance that is fun while at the same time not completely destructive.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is cocaine so much fun, bros?
    I've never liked partying but coke makes me so social and open to having a good time.
    It changes everything when you are an introvert.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does MDMA, and other numerous drugs.
      >why can't I enjoy other people's company unless I am under the influence of a drug
      I don't know. But you'll die if you abuse drugs and alcohol to find out. You definitely will

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah MDMA is my all time favorite drug and one of my favorite things in life, but it's way more dangerous than coke so I only do it 3 or 4 times a year at most. It's a special treat reserved for significant moments like reunions with friends that live far away or concerts from bands I love.
        I only do hard drugs like once a month if that, but I can absolutely understand why people ruin their lives. When you are the kind of person that's naturally depressive and prone to ennui, stimulants make you like you are the normal person you know you'll never be.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When you are the kind of person that's naturally depressive and prone to ennui, stimulants make you like you are the normal person you know you'll never be.
          I prefer depressants because I don't want to go out there extroverting and acting like normies

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go in after a day of not drinking you should be shaking and tell them your symptoms. It needs to be a day because they will check your blood and call you out on your bullshit. They should give you a shot or pill of benzos and enough time to get a quick nap and either keep you there for a while or send you on your way. If you're lucky they will give you a small script for a few more benzos to last you until you can detox.
            If you're desperate tell them you're throwing up blood and have had a detox seizure before that you feel weak and other times you detoxed etc. (All of these happen were my actual symptoms most of the time). They will give you nausea medication too. I've been to 2 different hospitals where they actually had a detox center that wasn't a rehab where they keep you for a few days that were actually really nice, one was filled with crazy people because they actually tricked me into admitting into a psych ward for 3 days and one was a straight up detox place that I got to check myself out of after a day and a half.
            God speed anon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *make you feel like

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares and everyone understood what you meant in your blogpost

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than Bam Margera.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drugs are bad but they really need to just sell opiates OTC at pharmacies.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how relieved Steveo feels everytime he sees Bam and remembers that was almost him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than Bam Margera.

      he wishes he was as cool as bam

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it honestly does

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s said frequently that he loves drugs still, he just can’t do them. You tourists can all frick off

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey I'm steve-o and this is getting fricked in the ass ahahaha

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"sobriety"
    >takes multiple antidepressant pharma pills a day

    ?t=150

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If some tells me they're "sober" I just assume they're a fricking loser and probably untrustworthy. Like they already fricked up their life and now wear this badge like people are supposed to be proud of them. They're one bad day away from stealing everything you own and selling it for crack. Keep people like that out of your life

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >weedgays never shut up about weed
    >sobergays never shut up about sobriety
    >vegangays never shut up about sucking dick
    >gaygays also never shut up about sucking dick
    >religiongays never shut up about religion
    >militarygays never shut up about military

    why are human beings like this? can't you just be normal?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays never shut up about being normal and wondering why everyone can't be normal like then

      • 9 months ago
        John Smith

        why can't gays ever shut up about us normalgays?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 hours sober from a multi week bender
    >Head in constant pain
    >Can see my veins puff up when pumping blood
    >waves of intense anxiety attacks
    >Drinking water just gives me diarrhea
    >Starting to hallucinate incoherent voices
    If I survive, I'm done with this shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good luck bro. if you feel like you're on molly/adderall and getting brain zaps around day 3-4 consider going to the ER to get some benzos

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >god i hate these dopamine addict drug addicts can't they just be a normal dopamine addict like me and post to Cinemaphile and coom in their hand? why must they make dopamine addiction look so fun!

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id be a drug addict too if I was famous and successful for literally nothing more than abusing my body for a cheap laugh.

    It's like in idiocracy where the best movie is a guy getting kicked in the balls and then ten jackass movies come along where they kick each other in the balls while drinking a fat guys sweat

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys if I want to go on a babymode 2 day bender with just alcohol how much do you think it would cost?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've become hyper aware of old degenerates with ultra white teeth. Does everyone on earth have veneers or am I crazy? I've been pretty consistent with my teeth so when I see people twice my age with whiter teeth than me it just doesn't seem legit

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its going to be hilarious when bam outlives him

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was an addict, and now he's not.

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