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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, and?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miss this time in my life so badly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just smoke weed and watch tv again then homie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I quit weed(along with alcohol and cigs) over a month ago and I’m unironically afraid if I watch this show again I will relapse

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried Kratom? Helped me quit drinking.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf is kratom never tried it but see it at hippy places

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not sure what Kratom is exactly but quitting drinking was the easiest part. Weed was my real problem

              It's a powder you eat and for some reason it ,ages you not want to drink or if you do drink it makes the buzz not as enjoyable for me personally. If you get the right kind it gives you a bit of euphoria kind of like you took a few pain pills.
              If you eat it too often it will make you feel all weird like you took too much Xanax but not in a good way with your vision all fricked up. I take it once in the morning and once a few hours before bed so like 8 or so hours in between.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have been on kratom off and on since 2009, you get used to the taste. It is like booze in that I associate that flavor and bitterness with intoxication and feeling better. Careful though, kratom has its own withdrawal.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah if you eat a lot of kratom it ends up making you feel kinda like you're dopesick lol. And I get what you mean when I take my morning kratom it gives me kind of a shiver like I would get when I had my first sip of booze in the morning.
                Better than ruining my life with booze though and it doesn't impair you from working or functioning.
                Also no waking up with a bunch of drunk texts.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brehs, I need to stop drinking.

                >Also no waking up with a bunch of drunk texts.
                I had to delete IG from my phone because of all the filth I would send in DMs.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gross I bet you stink so much

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because i eat a powder? Lol. I assure you Pothead and alcoholics smell much worse than someone eating kratom.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You smell like a fricking hamster, b***h

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And your father was an elderberry

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not sure what Kratom is exactly but quitting drinking was the easiest part. Weed was my real problem

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently kratom isnt even legal in my state anyway

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sucks, I hope you don't live in Arkansas anon, so many fricking dry counties no kratom, filled with trailer trash. I once tried to buy a bag or rolling tobacco and some papers there and the papers were like 7 dollars because of "paper tax" lmao.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I live in Alabama. No weed, no kratom, and no lottery.

                Weed is hard for like the first 2 weeks. It's not physically addictive, but you can get addicted to the feeling of being on it. You will probably also be moody and easily agitated.
                Keeping that in mind it's easier to get through. I have stopped a few times in my life for work or just to cleanse. Once you get over the hump it's cake.

                Everyone says this but I had the chills for about a week after quitting(albeit that could have also been from quitting cigarettes) and almost every night I dreamed of taking bong hits and chain smoking cigs

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had a friend in high-school who smoked ungodly amounts of weed, then one day he quit and straight up got sick lol, wearing a puffy jacket and everything. He was always a sickly little guy though.
                I've been through actual drug withdrawals and have never been a huge stoner but I wouldn't be surprised if you got some weird side effects from not smoking, even if it is just a placebo.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                People seriously underestimate the bodily range the endocannabinoid system has, and stimulating it with thc for years and years definitely could frick someone up short to medium term.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                fuuuck it
                Burn local bro

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I smoked for almost 15 years daily and during the pandemic was smoking almost 2 ounces a week. When I quit I couldn't eat or sleep for like 10 days.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 ounces a week.
                how is that even possible, i'm NEET now and i still only a fraction of that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                roll spliffs for 18 hours a day. I would only smoke weed and tobacco together. NY was fricked up by covid for like 8 months

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NY was fricked up by covid for like 8 months
                I think you mean "NY was fricked up by the government using covid as an excuse for like 8 months"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah sure, there's a reason I live in Arkansas now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you quit nicotine at the same time?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                bullshit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 ounces
                Bro wtf, I don't really smoke weed anymore but I would ration use so an ounce would at least last a month if I couldn't I'd take a T break. I gotta ask because it comes with T breaks for me, how intense were your dreams when you quit?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the cigs man. They are physically addictive, so having actual physical withdrawals makes sense.
                You did both often at the same time right? that's where your dreams are at.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Weed is hard for like the first 2 weeks. It's not physically addictive, but you can get addicted to the feeling of being on it. You will probably also be moody and easily agitated.
              Keeping that in mind it's easier to get through. I have stopped a few times in my life for work or just to cleanse. Once you get over the hump it's cake.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He quit already, why are you suggesting more drugs, especially a shitty opioid?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            kratom is a crock of shit
            >hey dude here's a legal opioid stimulant, hope you don't get addicted 🙂
            mushrooms will make you wonder why you ever started drinking in the first place, try psychedelics instead

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >don't drink, just take drugs you can't obtain without knowing a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who might have mushrooms laced with fetty

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                they literally grow outside. all around you, once you start looking for them
                >mushrooms laced with fetty
                lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i saw some mushrooms growing in my front lawn after hurricane hilldog. are these the shrooms i'm looking for?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah just eat them, you'll find the right ones eventually

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't eat it, you'll eat a mushroom

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe. Pick one and give it a squeeze not hard enough to break the skin. If it bruises blue or green you're off to the races.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                interesting. though gotta avoid these ones
                >A common rule for boletes is that you shouldn’t eat one that has a red pore surface and bruises blue.
                >Because so many blue bruising boletes are poisonous, it’s best to avoid them altogether.
                but they look pretty different than shrooms. the ones in my yard were short and wide

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            and also severely damages your kidneys

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean college and post college frickin around with the homies and shmokin weed with them every day

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >frickin around with the homies
          Yeah you can be a homosexual outside of college too, unfortunately.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss having friends so much

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep. Join the club. Pretty sure everyone who watched this show, lived the same kind of life.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has pretty good writing, as evidenced by the giant list of cliches they refused to use.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >list
      what list?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone has it I'm sure.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that list was bullshit ive seen this show 3 times thru and they say almost 75% of those cliches and phrases and plot point tropes its literally just a troll that people fell for to think they were le deep you gays. not tight butthole at all of you

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Netflix movie they did was so unfunny it retroactively tainted everything else they did

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it with my dumb stoner friends and it was funny.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had good time with it though I drank and smoked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it stone sober and I thought it was good

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good show but Corporate is superior.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ew frick off nu-cc watcher

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good first 2 seasons, then its jit and miss for each episode after.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What episodes are good after season 2? The dead skunk burrito was genuinely disgusting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty
        I dont think it really falls off until season five
        S3: business trip, the lords force, ders comes in handy, booger nights
        S4: three and a half men, brocioparh, beer heist, deputydong
        S5: front yard wrestling

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Check'd

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That burrito episode is the worst episode of the show by far, it never gets as bad as that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where they put the dead skunk guy sun it? That episode is great.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s one of the first episodes I think of when I think of the show lmao, I always assumed it was a fan favorite

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hate that long haired homosexual

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you sound like that punk b***h Danny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know "lol movie reference " is pretty cheap, but I practically fell out of my chair when Adam disparagingly compared Ders to April O'Neill's boss's son. It was just so obscure and specific.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. it's one of my favorite cracks on the show. it was a ref for the real ones when usually I don't like stuff like that. dude was a punk b***h and never got enough shit.

        I’m going to see them live in October. Anders is my favorite.

        his detention bit is gold

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does CC even have a single original show that's successful now? cuz all i see is the Office reruns every fricking day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Southside was pretty funny for a black show

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they cancel Tosh.0

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a single one worth watching.
      Broad City was the first NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

    • 8 months ago
      Chuck Nigger Cheese

      South Park dumb frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they had a show a few years ago called Corporate that was pretty funny, but it's pretty unheard of

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Them taking to friend a predator off streaming was it for me
    That shit was hilarious

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest this about that in retrospect is that the predator was Chris d'leia

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's typecasted, he was also a pedo rapist in some other show, i think it was called (You)

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you not?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't watch this show anymore, makes me think about how my early college years are gone and makes me depressed

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can watch this show still, makes me think about how my early college years and makes me happy I lived those years.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't watch this show anymore. My eyes got burnt off in a car fire.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched this show. Will I like it?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can watch this now still. My eyes get kissed by a sexy stranger in a car.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is this show airing now so i can rewatch it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hulu. paramount plus. But as anon mentioned in this thread. Some episodes have been removed, due to high basedness

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf removed? i guess im going to pirate it instead. thanks for the info on that which is very important to a rewatch

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes just go on Watchseries.id.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            bookmarked

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ditch weed DITCH WEEED
        >Thank you buddah thank you allah
        >THANK YOU BASED GOD

        Yeah that and anytime a if says moronic or homosexual triggers the people born after 911 a new butthole.

        This and Regular Show were like companion pieces in their early days.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          RS fell off so hard the moment they focused on romance

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm convinced anyone that enjoyed Regular Show or Adventure Time had advance autism, or they were just pretending to like it for being so le quirky.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2011 was a real high point in TV.
    FX and CC were on top. I miss it so much.
    oh how far things have fallen....

    2011-2015 was peak COMFY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >COMFY
      wow you just ruined that era of tv for me now, you moron boomer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off zoomie

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i am a mixture of Blake/ders/kar myself. My best friend is/was adam.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    2000*

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    2000*

    >when the brain is the first organ to fail

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to watch this when I was a freshman in high school

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeeeeeep

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to see them live in October. Anders is my favorite.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SINCE were talking about 2011 TV kinos..........

    BEST ONE COMING THROUGH

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      was high as frick, telling my friend about the show im watching, he asked what it was about, i said " a guy and his dog" and laughed for an half hour or so, because my friend kept asking whats so funny about "a guy and his dog"
      good times

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ending of the show can bring any man to tears. Especially if you like pets

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supremely underrated gem. Hilarious, surprisingly profound at times, and Elijah sold you on the drama as well.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're such a dry guy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hitler was a dry guy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        fred durst is a dry guy

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHOW WEED: The Dude

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is loose butthole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst bit of the show for me, even as an immature class clown i thought a bunch of dudes constantly mentioning tight and loose buttholes was gay.

      Personally I'm a Ders, and you?

      A mix of ders and adam, after weed became legal in my state last year i started blending a little blake in the mix.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I'm a Ders, and you?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing I remember about this show is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML_yKt_SzvI

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gotta be fresh

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's an okay show. or it was. i stopped watching it during season 4

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i ended up becoming a stoner who worked in a call center living with a couple of dumbass roommates and underachieving with my college degree so the show hits harder now

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jerked off to that fat blond chick in the show so many times - did she die from choking on a ham sandwich or something?
    The c**t boss was just a c**t.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those chick were way more bangable than that mid b***h pam. Jillian makes my brain go plap plap. I would be Alice's pusy slave under the desk.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The c**t boss was just a c**t
      And that's what made her hot

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched this episode every single year on the first day of college. In the moment I knew I'd miss it but I never imagined it would be this much, always figured things would somehow work out to be better than just pissing the days away. What I'd give to go back and do it all over again.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOP GUN

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "DUDE, WE NEED OUT OWN IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA!"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's always reddit
      Workaholics was actually funny though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being a grown man simping for workaholics

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stop liking things I dont like

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, you watch It's Always Reddit and think that shit is funny
          el o el, lmao even

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember them appearing on the VGAs and it was cringe.

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