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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this guy is 61 years old.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is weed a preservative?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was an 80s Chad

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pot quiz hop shot what has 2 thumbs and smokes le sticky icky ganjarino *points to self with both thumbs* this *cough* this guy heh *coughs*

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I thought this dude died from weed poisoning.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah he just nearly overdosed on weed needles.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like when Norm described him as someone who looks like a guy wearing a mask of a pothead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a normal guy pretending to be a pothead. Or worse, a normal guy who discovered weed after the age of 40 and made it his entire personality.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally what happened. He's admitted that he didn't start smoking weed until he was 30.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Norm was definitely a pothead that had extreme disdain for people that were openly potheads as a personality

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy doesn't even inhale on his Getting Doug with High show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ancient meme

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If literally anyone else in the world hosted his getting high show it would be an improvement.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This loser didn't start smoking weed until he was 30. It would be one thing if he was a lifelong stoner, but the fact that he got into weed so far into adulthood and decided to make it his entire personality makes him seem like an even bigger weirdo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same story as Joe Rogan.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It suits Rogan more because he's always been into dumb conspiracy and alien shit. He was just a braindead stoner that hadn't discovered drugs yet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rogan's drug of choice is and has always been smoking schlongs. It's the worst kept secret in Hollywood - and now Austin.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rogan isn't nearly as insufferable as these career stoners like Benson, Rogen, Snoop Dogg, etc.
        Weed fricked Rogan's mind because he lived so long believing it was horrible for you then realized it wasn't that bad, instead of the ones I mentioned that did as a teenager and never grew out of that phase and still act like a moronic 15 year old.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same story as Joe Rogan.

      Blame the fact that the government and media lie and misrepresent so much such that when people who were scared their whole life try it and find out from experience that it is harmless in late adulthood, it shatters their entire worldview and they have to reconstruct it from the ground up starting with weed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb post. Most people their age smoked weed growing up. Benson is just a loser that no one would want to hang out with and never was exposed to weed. Rogan was autistic and obsessed with martial arts and thought drugs would ruin his ability to train.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most people their age
          I am not talking about most people, I am talking about a certain type of person, the ones who buy into government propaganda as children and actually base decades of their life on government lies before realize what bullshit it is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same story as Joe Rogan.

      Don't forget Silent Bob
      >makes entertaining movies with stoner characters that are well-written because he almost never toked
      >works with Dude Weed israelite Rogen on Zack and Miri
      >becomes literal crying moronic churning out slop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What disease is he dying from?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Liberalism

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Veganism

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would beat my dad to death if he posted something like this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mid credit scene:

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kevin Smith use to be a funny even keel guy then he had that heart attack, went vegan, and started smoking weed every single day.
        I remember he said if he missed a day of taking some kind of marijuana substance he has withdrawals and panic attacks.
        Pretty sure that's not normal.
        Right?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >heart attack, went vegan, and started smoking weed
          First it was the weed, which already made him into an annoying homosexual. The heart attack and veganism followed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seth Rogan got him into weed
            Supposedly he didn't really start regularly until he was 38.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if he missed a day of taking some kind of marijuana substance he has withdrawals and panic attacks.
          jfc. No it's not normal, and I doubt it's true.
          Smith and Kyle Gass, Jack Blacks Tenacious D buddy, were huge proponents of legalization, especially KG and JB, but KG and Smith are on record talking about how their getting withdrawals from their "harmless plant"
          So which is it? Harmless or Crack-like?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The withdrawals are not harmful, its just mildly annoying things like light sensitivity and bad dreams, you aren't going to end up in the ER like withdrawals from prescription antidepressants or alcohol.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The light sensitivity issues can be avoided. So can bad dreams. All you have to do is not get baked every single day. Just because weed isn't as destructive as alcohol doesn't mean it's still good to do it daily.
              Side note, is it normal to have a sore back after smoking weed? last few times I've done it I woke up the next day and my back hurt like I'd been lifting engines all day.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes that is my point, weed "withdrawals" are harmless and avoidable and its insincere to even try to compare it to actual withdrawals from drugs like SSRIs or Alcohol that commonly cause seizures and death instead of a bad mood.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bla bla bla lifelong stoner but not really entire personality 30 40 kinda weird

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this ugly, unfunny idiot banged Playboy model Jessica Sylvia among other hot models and actresses. Who knew doing dude weed comedy could be so lucrative.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's dragged, bro. She looks like Tina Fey in early 30 Rock before she got like top top dollar plastic surgery for her scar and dentistry for her teeth. Frick, Tina is even a bit better looking.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weed is for loser homosexuals

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has remarkably young looking skin for someone in his 60s.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He exposed jack black as a fraud on getting Doug with high.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no he didn't

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, he proved jack can’t handle the ganja and made a living playing stoner characters.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no he didn't

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jack Black straight up told him that at the start, ie that he used to smoke weed but it started getting really weird for him so he stopped.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, he proved jack can’t handle the ganja and made a living playing stoner characters.

      Jack Black can't handle off the cuff shit. When he's out of his element he cannot deal. That was also proven when he went on Eric Andre.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the high court

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think you could've made a thread about a more irrelevant guy even if you tried
    Bravo

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im glad his podcast exists just to see all these celebs have a bad trip from doug being uncomfortable to be around

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit I had completely forgotten about this guy. frick you for reminding me, op. I could have used those brain cells for something useful.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like some kind of excuse.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember he had a podcast where his guest were other low end comedians smoking pot and discussing pot. It was literally a shit show and unfunny.
    You'd think a room with 2 or more comedians would be funny, but nope was boring and stupid yammering about nothing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's called Getting Doug with High.
      I tried watching it back when I was heavy into stoner shit and couldn't stand it. Really made me realize how fricking stupid stoner culture is when you're watching people stoned when you're not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show was so stuck on the weed gimmick it felt more like a parody than an actual show.
        Like a sketch that went on too long with all the bad takes left in.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the best description I've heard of it.

          >The show features several recurring segments:

          >High History—The guests talk about the first time they ever smoked marijuana
          >Pot Topics—Doug talks about news related to cannabis, with a particular focus on which states have legalized and/or decriminalized marijuana or are close to passing a legislative or ballot initiative to do so.
          >Pot Quiz Hop Shot—Doug asks the guests a series of cannabis-related trivia questions.
          >#HeavyMonkey—Doug tries to get one of the guests to comment about the weight of a broken lighter shaped like a monkey.
          >Gabe Time (now canceled)—To close out the show, Doug brings out magician Gabe Dylan to perform a magic trick for the guest, who by this point is usually very high.[5]
          All this and the fact they centered the time of their first hit at 4:20 is fricking embarrassing.
          Even when I was 14 that "4:20 rule" was seen as moronic by my friend group because even as 14 year olds we knew that most people have shit to do in the middle of the day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Getting Doug with High
        I'm not into weed culture, but when I saw Aubrey Plaza and Alia Shawkat on the show, I had "high" hopes, kek.

        But instead of outting my favorite actresses as druggies, it just turned out to be Sarah Silverman and all her chuckle fricker friends.

        I was really hoping for known drug users like:
        >Rachel Bilson
        >Hilary Duff
        >Sarah Hyland
        >Kristen Bell
        >Sophie Turner
        ...like "Hot Ones" but for marijuana.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >...like "Hot Ones" but for marijuana.
          That would be more entertaining.
          Like the same kinds of questions, but don't get as fried as fricking possible.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's my line, goyim.

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