>dude, what if we kill our friends, girlfriends, then stab ourselves?

>dude, what if we kill our friends, girlfriends, then stab ourselves?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they're basically more elaborate school shooters. Completely idiotic, self-destructive, and driven by their nihilism and narcisism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, they are sorta gay, and the misogyny doesn't seem random.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woah woah woah, no they aren't.
        They both have girlfriends.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They both have girlfriends
          Who they conspired to murder together

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Normal thought process though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because they were annoying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Stu killed his ex-girlfriend and the football player she left him for. Billy hated Syd because her mom was the town prostitute and broke up his parents marriage.

        There is also the plot point from the original first draft script (when Scream was called "Scary Movie") that explicitly stated that Sydney's mom was a pedophile who liked to frick young male teenagers and that Billy and Stu were her victims.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scream is deconstructionist tripe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoom harder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a deconstructionist popcorn flick, it was great as a fun slasher with a theme. It ages badly because of the copycats 'parodying' its already blunt parody.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scream is deconstructionist tripe

      It's a deconstructionist popcorn flick, it was great as a fun slasher with a theme. It ages badly because of the copycats 'parodying' its already blunt parody.

      >It's a deconstructionist popcorn flick, it was great as a fun slasher with a theme. It ages badly because

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teens try to do this shit in real life, so I don't get what you're complaining about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who has killed their friends, their girlfriends, and stabbed themselves?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me, but I don't have any friends or a girlfriend, so I just stabbed myself. It was by accident though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Understandable

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek I bet that horsey smiley b***h drove him 10 miles up a wall

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >exgf and her mom, not gf
          >no other friends hurt
          >didn't stab self to try getting away with it
          weak

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >exgf and her mom, not gf
          >no other friends hurt
          >didn't stab self to try getting away with it
          weak

          Wasn't it implied that Billy raped Sidney's mother?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They killed her after she fricked Cotton, and that coupled with Sidney saying that Cotton was lying about their relationship and that her mom never would have let him touch her made it look like a rape-murder.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there was a stroy a little while ago about a japanese guy that i think set a house on fire. it was the house of the girl he liked guess she rejected him or whatever. he stabbed (and killed) her parents, injured her younger sister, and after all that set the house on fire.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >death sentence
          nice

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't supposed to be a documentary

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boys will be boys.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stu wanted to frick Billy...but Billy was cheating on Sid and Stu with a hot latina chick.
    I'm thinking he was actually based af.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha sounds like a plan bro 😉

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and do it all because some dude showed me a video of my dad fricking the town bicycle

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the top or bottom in this relationship?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billy is a power bottom

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE WALKS ALONE

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Babe, what if we kill our friends, girlfriends, then stab ourselves?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stabbing themselves was a metaphor for gay buttsex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bingo

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick outta here, ain't nobody stabbing me

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO WAY gay

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a fun movie for its time, one of my 3 favorite Mathew Lillard Films (Hackers, SLC Punk, Scream). Just grabbed the 4k of this movie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hackers
      RABBIT. FLU SHOT, SOMEONE TALK TO ME.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hackers
        Ahh, Mr. The Plague

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scream is pure kino.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scream 2 opening scene is absolute kino

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew Lillard is relentlessly handsome. He looks a bit goofy in Scream with that haircut though.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude, what if I killed a hobo just to see what it felt like and dismembered him and had this elaborate plot to not get caught but then just tell the cops everything when my mom finds the head I kept to dispose of later just sitting on the bottom of my closet
    Yeah movies are shit now. Oh wait, this actually happened in real life?
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i watched that shit yesterday. what a weird kid

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Murder By Numbers was less campy and captured this feel better.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scream 5 was the best one but ruined itself by not ending sooner

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The video of those two morons that emulated Scream discussing the murder of their friend immediately after made me sick.
    They should've been given the death penalty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait WTF, did that happen?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. There are bundles of crime shows on it that show excerpts from the tape. Never seen the thing in full.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Cassie_Jo_Stoddart

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you had me at “dude”

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stu clearly had a crush on Billy
    >what if we kill our friends, girlfriends, then stab ourselves?
    >friends
    >girlfriends
    lmao

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this movie when I was 6 and wanted to be a SK when I grew up. I'm serious. Billy Loomis was my idol. This film was ground-breaking and zoomers never get to experience the twist of two killers and meta-references.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was the shot in the arm the horror genre needed. You would nay understand, zoom.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly, unironically, genuinely, unashamedly, unabashedly, without reserve, a film that zoomers will never understand. You literally Had To Be There.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back then it was sick and deranged, now it's just a standard zoomer weekend

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