>dude what the frick, why are you fricking here man you're so old. where's your wife? go home to your family dude
How do you respond to this without crying?
>dude what the frick, why are you fricking here man you're so old.
>dude what the frick, why are you fricking here man you're so old. where's your wife? go home to your family dude
How do you respond to this without crying?
It'll happen to you
Dude is that blackface?
>just walks around and convenently falls to his knees in front of the muttmerican with dynamite in his mouth
I dont remember Dredd looking this bad.
because its an amateur webm doofus
Frick this show for stealing Zach away from Oneyplays. That channel sucks sick now. It’s amazing how one guy can make all the difference between “unlistenable cringe”, and “some of the funniest shit that I’ve ever seen”.
Smiling Friends isn’t even all that great anyway. The pilot with Mike basically being a suicidal Mr. Plinkett was great, but then it immediately drops off.
zach is back on oneyplays now tho
>its a tomar AND lyle episode
>theres no zach
whenever i see those i simply pass away
You know that line really sounds like one of the people involved in that show actually experienced that.
I actually watched this really happen one time at a party. It happened because the older guy had premature gray hair and was obese with a punchable face. The young drunk chaddy guy barely 21 was all like "frick you, you lived your life, don't hate me for all your regrets".
You take both your hands and stick them out in his face and go "BLOOEEBLOEEBLOEEBLOEEBLOEE!" in a high pitched voice really fast. Then be like, "What? What? What? What? What?"
Someone said something similar to this to me at a party last weekend. I’m 24 years old.
Same here but I'm 40. High-schoolers can be so cruel.
>going to parties when you’re 20 or older
that’s one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever heard
I'm 38 and I can't help it. I just like trashing 18 year old prostitutes.
He'll never say that to a dude that lifts. Young people are often so moronic.
Punch him in the throat and the hang him from a meathook, then unroll my flensing knives collection
Start crying and begging him for sex.
>without crying?
Oh. Right. I guess I could beg for sex without crying but that just feels wrong.
>sex ummm... SEXY SEXO booby booberwoober... sexo gooner
I don't know why zoomers think sex both as a word and concept is hilarious but I'm convinced they're psychologically warped from watching porn on ipads from the age of five onward. Become a psychologist instead of a fricking plumber if you live in the first world because demand is only going to go up
Please have sex with me. Please. I'm begging you.
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN
well at least I'm not offensively ugly and balding like you
I go to the skatepark as a 33 y/o man
Is this you?
HE'S GONNA SAY IT