Doesn't have to be good or not, just movies that have long titles and maybe movies that did bad because of that
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Dumb and/or long movie names
Doesn't have to be good or not, just movies that have long titles and maybe movies that did bad because of that
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I've got a few, here are some that are actually kino
>Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees
>Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I have a Key
Will post more soon
>Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
>Uncle Boonme Who Can Recall His Past Lives
>To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
>Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter...and Spring
>Sartana's Here....Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin
>Rosencrantz and Guildentstern are Dead
>The Red Queen Kills Seven Times
>A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
>The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
>The Last Black Man in San Francisco
>Jeanne Dielman, 23, qui du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
>Interview with the Vampire: The vampire Chronicles
>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
>If You Meet Sartana....Pray for Your Death
>I Spit On Your Grave
>I Am Sartana, Your Angel of Death
>The Hunt for Red October
>The House That Jack Built
>The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
>Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
>Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse
>Have a Good Funeral My Friend.....Sartana Will Pay
>The Gospel According to St. Matthew
>The Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion
>Encounters at the End of the World
>Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
>The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
>The Day the Earth Stood Still
>Close Encounters of the Third Kind
>The Case of the Scorpion's Tail
>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
>The Bird with the Crystal Plummage
>Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
>Battles Without Honor and Humanity
>The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford
>All Quiet On the Western Front
>The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Also most the Planet of the Apes squels
>War for the Planet of the Apes
>Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
>etc.
Also
>Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Innocence) though sometimes simply listed as Birdman such as on itunes
>Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
>Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan though sometimes simply listed as Borat such as on itunes
>Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines, or How I Flew From London to Paris in 25 Hours and 11 Minutes
>Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
The Englishman who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain
>Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
>The Time Machine (I Found at a Yardsale) this one is complete no budget shit so avoid
Not so long as it is a complete question but
>Who's Afraid of Baby Jane?
In your head, you've combined
>What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
and
>Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Which would be an interesting watch.
Which would it be, the sisters having students over for dinner or Martha and George living reclusively in a huge mansion?
Birds of prey and the fantabulous emancipation of one Harley Quinn.
how many times did they change the title? from that to birds to prey to just harley quinn
Harley Quinn and the unnecessary bullshit dreamt up by a committee of dumb talentless b***hes because they thought it sounded cool.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
You'll find this to be the most kino example but there's a few other good ones
Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him
Gas! -Or- It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It.
For me it's, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
You Will Never Ever Be a Woman. You Must Live the Rest of Your Days Entirely as a Man, and You Will Only Grow More Masculine with Each Passing Year. There Is No Way Out.
Is this ironic shitposting or do people do this hoping a troony just happens to read this and 42% themselves
It's on IMDb
This so much. I got filtered hard by the title, which sucks because the movie is kino.
One of the best films of the 2000s
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
The Meyerowitz Stories
(New and Selected)
>The Englishman who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain
for me, it's kwab kino
And
>Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
"Tomorrow I'll Wake Up and Scald Myself with Tea" is a much loved 1977 Czech time travel movie here.
Another classic Commie bloc comedy with a fun title would be:
The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath!
I got about a third of the way into "Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things" (1971) before nodding out last night.
>On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
>Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
>Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx
>The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz
>How to Blow Up a Pipeline
>The Fire Within: Requiem for Katia and Maurice Krafft
>The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears
Including early/short films
>Death Jump off the Eiffel Tower: Paris, France
> The Psychotic Odyssey of Richard Chase
>The Life and Death of 9413, a Hollywood Extra
>Please Speak Continuously and Describe Your Experiences as They Come to You
Are the ghosts in Connecticut or Georgia? Are they traveling ghosts?
Has anyone mentioned MICROSCOPIC LIQUID SUBWAY TO OBLIVION (1970), yet?
That's not even a film.
(Also, it's fricking hilarious if you watched the Woman in the Window)
1944?
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile
THE MARKETING OF MADNESS: ARE WE ALL INSANE? is an excellent documentary put out by a Scientology affiliate.
MR. T: BE SOMEBODY, OR BE SOMEBODY’S FOOL! (1984)
The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates. Written by Himself.
That's a book.
Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things
better than short and stupid 1 word titles like Plane and Heat
or all the Batman movies just called Batman or The Batman. it's lazy.