Dumb Deaths

What is the dumbest death in the history of comics?

Anti-climaxes, plot holes, general bad writing, etc.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top this.
    Pro tip: You can't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, I thought Arcade didn't have superpowers?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He bought superpowers on the Dark Web.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hackers on super serums

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kill a semi-popular character from a cult hit run
      >replace him with some shitty OC who dates his girlfriend
      I honestly don't get how some writers are so shameless they do stuff like this. Just a completely alien concept to me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet the OC was a self-insert

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he look like red skull

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good Lord this is so bad. I've seen shitty tapastic comics with better direction and paneling. What the frick is even happening in

      https://i.imgur.com/3vrbVVo.jpg

      What is the dumbest death in the history of comics?

      Anti-climaxes, plot holes, general bad writing, etc.

      , is he falling back due to getting hit, does he trip on rocks, slip backwards? It's so fricking terrible.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still mad.
      Have your (you).

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't say it's the dumbest but Rhodey dying to Thanos because Bendis thought he died in the civil war movie because of the trailer is pretty dumb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bendis is a fricking homosexual

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, the magic SILENCER FRUIT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so weird. Was it even made by human? Pillow would make more sense and doesn't end up with fruit mess

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he could probably smother the guy with a pillow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally burst out laughing the moment my eyes hit the panel where the fricking mango comes in.
      I don't own a gun (I live in Australia, guns are a b***h to get legally here) but even I know that isn't how improvised silencers work.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be peek physical fitness
    >die to a rock
    dumb way to die but very possible irl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using real-life logic for comic books

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whenever someone asks about dumb deaths I only get flashbacks from ultimatum

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this dump? People frequently die from falling and hitting the curb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it’s underwhelming for a comic book character.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people just fall from windows ever more often and we can't understand why!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is misleading.
      The VAST majority of fall-related deaths are elderly people who lack the physical sturdiness and ability to recover from injuries of younger people.

      That's why the call to action talks about assessing for fall risks and fall-prevention. These are things senior citizens SHOULD have done for them regularly to make sure they don't fall down and die (literally).

      Not saying that young people can't also fall and land on their head wrong but the numbers here are misleading to imply that this is a common (or increasing) issue for the young (it's increasing because of a rapidly increasing aged population).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick.

        Yeah, but it’s underwhelming for a comic book character.

        I can't believe someone would actually fall for that fake statistic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignoring that its mostly brittle boned fricks who die to short falls
      A death defying comic book action hero suddenly getting a dose of realism just to kill them off in a boring, mundane matter is fricking stupid and ridiculous

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could learn a little bit from Bruce and just become invulnerable to any damage and ignore punches from gods or reentrying the athmosphere and hit the ground at mach36

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman Drop negates any damage

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could buy Nightwing dying via neckbreak, the circumstances for the one in the OP was convoluted as hell even if funny, though. I think comics give too much leeway for human durability that readers forget their vulnerabilities.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well the rod does hitting Nightwing head quite fast

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