Dumbest person in the sopranos for you? For me its pic related. moron hid in a fricking park in jersey. He should have skipped state lines on day one and then fricking leave the country on day 2. Or at least try.
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Would turning himself in and turning informant work? Or was he too low level for them to care about him
>Informant
How would it work when the netire jersey mob was looking to kill him?
Well I don't know the correct term. But snitching on everything he knows in return for witness protection
He was not even made, just a low level underling in chrissys fricking crew. The biggest loser crew. I doubt he could give any information that would have led to the jersey mobs downfall.
Isn't that how mob busts usually work? You start by flipping a low level guy and work your way up
it does but with him shooting Chrissy, that plan kinda doesn't work in this scenario. also, the only thing he really knows is that Tony is boss, furio is above himself and his buddy and chrissy, and Chris is above him. Besides that, he has the stock market scam he was a part of as well as the safe chipping. But when you factor in Chris was the head of each of those, not Tony, who was always in the background, you can't really do anything with any of that. Matt's only chance was steal a car or hitchhike out of state and go to the opposite part of the country where the mob doesn't operate. deep south. and pray you're smart enough to lay low. we know he was dumb as hell tho, based on how his arc ended.
With what information? Webistics? A poker game? A few small time jobs Tony never was connected to?
He was supposed to be pushing Webistics anyways. It's the pick of the week.
somebody broke into an office and took a giant shit on the floor.
All he had were some names which cops already knew, he was useless
He may have been a moron but it was realistic for what he was
>Young, implied to be in his early 20s
>Immature
>Overzealous
>Doesn't understand the mob world
>Probably never left the greater New York City area
The real dumbest character was pic related. Intellectually dull, even by the standards of the crew. Inept when it came to performing mafia duties. The only reason he's alive is he's lucky and isn't seen as a threat to anyone.
Bobby's actor is even dumber irl. I think most of the actors on the show portrayed characters that were dumber than them, but Bobby was actually smarted than Steve Schirripa, as crazy as that sounds.
After only listening to one podcast by michael imperioli and that fat moron I have to agree 100%.
Some other anon said every time he wakes up he goes "huh?"
he was just autistic
You stupid motherfricker
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stupid frick. take an IQ test sometime you insensitive wienersucker
It's Jackie Jr., and it isn't even close. He could've had Meadow, a successful career post-Rutgers, and mob connections if push ever came to shove, but he threw it all away like a moron.
it was shaun op all the way
This guy was the main actor in a mob movie and then becomes a shitty side character in Sopranos. What a downfall
Eugene Pontecorvo and its not even close. Dont tell Tony about the $2million inheritance and just move to Florida with the wife and kids and kick up a few few grand a month and Tony wouldnt even ask where it came from.
Doesn't work like that, plus the feds wouldn't have let him move anyways.
>Doesn't work like that
Of course if does
>plus the feds wouldn't have let him move anyways.
That makes more sense. But eventually witness protection plus $2 million. His life would have been infinitely better
he would have had to wear a wire and immediately been caught by someone because hes a moron.
Vito leaving Magical Gay Pancake Land and returning to Jersey is the dumbest thing any fictional character has ever done
death is preferable to being a wagie
i don't see why this triggered it instead of the hundreds of other sopranos threads, but now i have to watch the sopranos again
>now i have to watch the sopranos again
no, no, now you *get* to watch the Sopranos again and enjoy late 90s/early 2000s kino.
Last season was in 2007 so I think it can also be called late 2000s kino.
that's fair. Sopranos spans a decent length of time but culturally, story-wise, and just real life time. pilot was shot in either 96 or 98, I forget which.