It is basically rape, yeah. >"WTF I'M NOT WEARING THAT, THAT'S PERVERTED AND GROSS" >"It's art" >"Oh okay lol I like art"
Women are basically children and this is essentially sexual coercion
>SHE SAID IT SO IT MUST BE TRUEEEE!!!!!!!!
She literally gets paid to lie and play Make Believe for a living you stupid fricking dolt. And if you can't make it past that, what difference does it make if she's a fan or not? Is she suddenly in control of the budget and direction, or does she show up and hit her marks and say her lines like every other actor would? You fricking simpleton.
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Seething
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>pathetic attempt at a comeback
Yes, I seethe that absolute morons like yourself are allowed to ruin what used to be a fun board. Now run along like a good little consoomer and vote for who your celebs tell you to vote for, you npc waste of flesh.
And you are too negative and think everything is a set up. Lynch Dune is known as a bad movie to most people so what would she gain from this pr wise? I do not think it is some weird conspiracy
>And you are too negative and think everything is a set up.
I literally have friends that are Hollywood Publicists. You're just struggling to put an argument together you can only resort to emotional outbursts. >what would she gain from this pr wise?
God, I can't believe you need your hand held this much. Everytime this pic surfaces it works as an ad you dumb frick. BOTH new and old films are commercial fricking projects, remember to buy the old and consoom the new! Both have products on the market right now as we speak. Goddamn, child.
You know it would be cool if someone just came in a real full set of plate armor. They can afford it for sure.
Someone write Cavill, he could actually do it.
a few years ago this would have seemed silly in a european erotica movie, now people casually wear this kind of shit at movie premieres
the end is nigh
When I'm busy at work I use my napple and those d pants come into generally save the day. Sometimes the solids stay around my buttocks but you know, I look good. I don't feel good, but boy I look.
Based Skarsgard is like "what the frick am I doing among these idiots, I'm getting to old for this" while putting in the best performance in the movie by a mile.
Jessica takes Alia's role in the climax and kills the Baron. Denis thought a talking baby who stabs wounded sardaukar would be too weird for general audiences
This is the 2nd half of the first book. Duncan Idaho won't be revived until the adaptation of Dune Messiah in the next movie, provided Denis doesn't cut it because he think it would be too weird for fratbros and teenage girls
I haven't watched the nu-Dune so I assumed Anya would 100% be the Irulan. Who the frick else is playing her? Wasn't she canonically supposed to be extremely beautiful or something? Is the actress not among the cast here
Count your blessings, anon. >DUNC: Messiah and Children of DUNC get made >We got Florence Pigh seething over getting wienerblocked. >But Ayynya training naked and getting possessed by Harkonnen wienerlust.
Count your blessings, anon. >DUNC: Messiah and Children of DUNC get made >We got Florence Pigh seething over getting wienerblocked. >But Ayynya training naked and getting possessed by Harkonnen wienerlust.
>Cast an actress older than Timothee to play the character's younger sister
Messiah takes place 13 years (if I recall correctly) after the first book's ending and she appears as a vision in this move, and not a child like in Lynch's adaptation. If anything, Denis will cast someone older to play Muad'dib once he's emperor.
>Hans Zimmer's nameless apprentices were cooking in the studio.
I love how Cinemaphile has finally realized that HZ is barely involved in creating music anymore and that his name is purely used as a marketing strategy.
friendly reminder: they used a weird font to make "DUNE" look like "DUNC" on purpose because it would make for a memorable meme. marketing teams really think that far ahead now
b***h looking like the soda can I put on my bike tire to make noise. b***h looking like a silver Dodge Caravan hit a pole. b***h looking like Hoen of Arc. b***h looking Midjourney. b***h looking like a Chinese scrap yard. b***h looking like an IKEA lamp. b***h looking like a Honda with the kit on it. b***h looking like she fell into the kitchen utensils drawer. b***h looking REFLECTIVE. b***h looking like C3P-HOE
>can see clearly defined stark shadows of the bra piece of the outfit across her chest
Holy titlet lmao, this is supposed to be hollywoods new standard of hotness? Frickin kek
Why would she agree to wear this with her tiny breasts? Lmao. If I wore a costume with a see-through giant dick that made it obvious how much smaller my dick was in comparison I would feel humiliated.
You don't even know. She's a very giving lover. A people pleaser. I'd be honored to have my salad tossed. Put some of that English jelly, right on my hemroids.
b***h looking like she’s dressed for a Space Channel 5 livestream
Women: DONT SEXUALIZE ME, THE MALE GAZE, PATRIARCHY, REEEEEE
Also Women: Tit window and ass cheek window
She probably didn't choose this herself. These celebs always have deals with some fashion designer to wear their outfits on the red carpet.
it's still a celebrity and his stylist who decide what exactly they'd wear from that particular designer
oh right so it's the designer's fault it was basically rape
It is basically rape, yeah.
>"WTF I'M NOT WEARING THAT, THAT'S PERVERTED AND GROSS"
>"It's art"
>"Oh okay lol I like art"
Women are basically children and this is essentially sexual coercion
>Its not my fault. I'm being paid to dress like a prostitute.
What happens if she has to pee?
It's actually water tight and the goal is to have it fill up throughout the night so you see a golden glaze fill around her ass cheeks.
This is the newest model of a stillsuit so she can pee in it and get fresh water out of it
Can I just give her a bottle of Fiji and she can supply me with fresh pee?
I think they already filter your pee back into water
yeah Kynes tells the Duke that both urine and feces are recycled within the thigh pads
finna nut
Would actually be kino if not for the plastic see through crap.
can i get this without the fricking watermark
thanks homosexual
wtf i thought this was dunc not lotr
Nah, but seriously
thanks
if she farts in this it's gonna fog thos small windows
if it's just a fart, imagine the splatter
Eww
What a desperate frickhead
I'm not saying I wouldn't jerk off to it, but as an imagination-kindling sci fi extravaganza, it still pales in comparison to Lynch's Dune
yeah wheres the tumors and shit
What if she brapped and it fogged up lol
Armor kino thread?
Is she actually based? She is also a fan of old Dune so i may actually take back everything bad i have said about her
well shit. then again it could be zoomers thinking they are being ironic.
No she said in several interviews how she likes the original dune and watched it before she got casted
She was reading prepared lines.
>SHE SAID IT SO IT MUST BE TRUEEEE!!!!!!!!
She literally gets paid to lie and play Make Believe for a living you stupid fricking dolt. And if you can't make it past that, what difference does it make if she's a fan or not? Is she suddenly in control of the budget and direction, or does she show up and hit her marks and say her lines like every other actor would? You fricking simpleton.
Seething
>pathetic attempt at a comeback
Yes, I seethe that absolute morons like yourself are allowed to ruin what used to be a fun board. Now run along like a good little consoomer and vote for who your celebs tell you to vote for, you npc waste of flesh.
She's just doing an irony.
>OH WOW HER PUBLICIST GAVE HER AN OLD DUNE SHIRT
>SHE'S /OURGIRL/
>ARKARKARKARK!
God, you dimwits are SO easily fooled. Fricking sad.
And you are too negative and think everything is a set up. Lynch Dune is known as a bad movie to most people so what would she gain from this pr wise? I do not think it is some weird conspiracy
kek, no it's not. It's known as a great 80's movie and the best adaptation of Dune by far.
I am not talking about what we think I am talkint about what the public and critics think
>And you are too negative and think everything is a set up.
I literally have friends that are Hollywood Publicists. You're just struggling to put an argument together you can only resort to emotional outbursts.
>what would she gain from this pr wise?
God, I can't believe you need your hand held this much. Everytime this pic surfaces it works as an ad you dumb frick. BOTH new and old films are commercial fricking projects, remember to buy the old and consoom the new! Both have products on the market right now as we speak. Goddamn, child.
I don't like her but I appreciate her willingness to wear interesting costumes.
You know it would be cool if someone just came in a real full set of plate armor. They can afford it for sure.
Someone write Cavill, he could actually do it.
is the butt window really necessary?
It's the entire point.
a few years ago this would have seemed silly in a european erotica movie, now people casually wear this kind of shit at movie premieres
the end is nigh
The flesh tone is part of the costume, not her real skin
0/10
A Stilsuit isn't supposed to look like that, what the frick, Denis?
It's just like my Designer prompts!
Fricking morons
I though florence would be the try-hard trashy prostitute but zendaya had to be the center of attention huh
What the frick lmao why are rich people in Hollywood so zany?
whats the function purpose of the ass window?
boner creation
ass is shiny
Smell status?
Imagined.
>you thought you'd seen it all with assless jeans, now behold
>ASSLESS
>PLATE
>HARNESS
b***h looks like loose C3PO
Too refined for these savages, anon
I'm rubbing my tiny white clitty to this btw
Someone please nuke Los Angeles. Hollywood is beyond saving.
Kek,
"SO FINE, SO FINE, SO-FINE! SO-FINE!!"
Wtf
Damn when did Ultraman troon out?
am i losing my mind or is hollywood crazier than ever... like the shit people are wearing is insane
Looks like she belongs in a JRPG
Too tryhard. This is Ezra Miller category already
Micheal Jackson?
I can't wait for the Metropolis (1927) remake.
I think it's time for hollywood to be fricking over already.
it's an elite satanic cult that will never go away. We just happen to be in a bad period. In time things might get better
Here's that Vogue cover model I was telling you about
What the actual frick
AH, MY DATE HAS ARRIVED
Back off, she's mine.
Isnt this is exactly how harkonnen hazmat suits look?
>dark brotherhood mfs be like
>barbarella, produced by Netflix
When I'm busy at work I use my napple and those d pants come into generally save the day. Sometimes the solids stay around my buttocks but you know, I look good. I don't feel good, but boy I look.
>you're male gazing me
wtf am i seeing? female robocop?
Dead or alive, you're coming
>DON'T OBJECTIFY ME
wtf she is actually hot?? Dunc redemption arc?
I see booba but I don’t see nippa. dishonest cinema
MANY MACHINES ON IXXX
SEX MACHINES
He has a penis viewing window too
GYATT
lemme just... touch... the little footsies... don't move
i think i just became a dunc enjoyer
Built for black breeding.
One mug of royal french milk, please.
AWOOOOGA
AWOOOOGA
HONK HONK HONK
Why does she looked bogged here, just a bit on the cheekbones?
Did she get BUCCED too? Say it ain't so!
She got BOTOXED or what?
Yes, she also got lip filler from the looks of it.
Don't tell me, she fricking cries in this
Post the webm
damn Kojima was onto something here
How is Brolin wearing such a badly tapered suit?
Fit looks fine to me. It's traditional, not the skinnyjeans frickboi fit.
Sleeves and trousers are way too long
No, it's way too baggy. Learn how to wear clothes ma homie
This. Is he picking his suits at walmart or what?
dayum
Did Javier not have a stupid enough outfit on to be photographed with them?
He's shooting a Ryan Murphy thing now, the dad of the Melendez
Based Skarsgard is like "what the frick am I doing among these idiots, I'm getting to old for this" while putting in the best performance in the movie by a mile.
why is anya there?
She is seen in a vision of the future as Pauls sister Alia in the future and will be a major character in the next movie
I didn't know that thank u
She's in the movie
She plays Alia in a flashforward scene to tease Messiah. Alia is not born in the movie but they tease her, the timeskip doesnt happen
>the timeskip doesnt happen
What?
What the frick are you talking about, Alia is already a few years old when Paul becomes emperor, she literally plays a major role in the coup
Jessica takes Alia's role in the climax and kills the Baron. Denis thought a talking baby who stabs wounded sardaukar would be too weird for general audiences
what the hell am I looking at?
Was it on purpose?
putting two uggos next to each other? probably.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Cute ET wrapped around in a cozy blanket
Lmao so that's what it was reminding me of
***llywood is creatively bankrupt proof #563200172
Anya should only play aliens now, after buccal gone
Are there aliums in DUNE? Humanity been spreading all over the galaxy for tens thousands of years
No intelligent life. Humans are alone in Dune's universe.
>Muslimbro's have taken another
How do we respond Christian Cinemaphile anons?
She's clearly referencing Alia
Dunecat
Who called?
Clearly she was inspired by the old image macro.
Who the frick is that next to Zendaya? Alia?
ahh, that's better.
>only the breedable ones matter
This anon knows
The guy on the right mogs the shit out of Timothee
is Lea pregnant again?
>no Momoa
does Idaho not get cloned until the next movie?
This is the 2nd half of the first book. Duncan Idaho won't be revived until the adaptation of Dune Messiah in the next movie, provided Denis doesn't cut it because he think it would be too weird for fratbros and teenage girls
Queen Rebecca among these uglies is a sin
Did Lea meet with Pierce Brosnan?
4>9>3>6>7>5>8>10>1>2
Rebecca mogs everyone again
goddamn I hate Austin Butler
Everyone wearing special clothes and the 2 older dudes don't give a frick wearing just a suit.
Léa is looking radiant. I want to kiss her tummy
Not a bad photo actually.
holy frick what a mog
lea destroyed them all in one effortless smirk
you can see stellan's feet hurt
MILK TRUK ARRIVE
Brolin and Skarsgard are the only ones without celebrity brain rot.
>all these fricking meme actors
No Black folk? Maybe this Dunc joint ain't so bad after all....
>Apologise
No.
Here's your Alia bro
holy kino
>WE HAVE THE PERFECT IRULAN BUT NOPE WE WILL CAST THE PIG INSTEAD
alia is a much cooler character and irulan just gets cucked and is seething at Chani
I haven't watched the nu-Dune so I assumed Anya would 100% be the Irulan. Who the frick else is playing her? Wasn't she canonically supposed to be extremely beautiful or something? Is the actress not among the cast here
?
Florence Poogh
Count your blessings, anon.
>DUNC: Messiah and Children of DUNC get made
>We got Florence Pigh seething over getting wienerblocked.
>But Ayynya training naked and getting possessed by Harkonnen wienerlust.
>Cast an actress older than Timothee to play the character's younger sister
Messiah takes place 13 years (if I recall correctly) after the first book's ending and she appears as a vision in this move, and not a child like in Lynch's adaptation. If anything, Denis will cast someone older to play Muad'dib once he's emperor.
the older actress just happens to look like a 18 year old
more like Aliamao
Her face looks a little better.
Ayylia
le tampon lady
Once again mogging everyone
She always looks tired
Like she did double shifts in retail with no breaks and she only drank a cup of coffee and a cigarette
she not that fragile
Cute C-3PO cosplay
why dont they make another wwii movie or something that’s interesting instead of this gay people in space shit
>book about space eugenics
>mutts make a movie where everyone's gay
???
that looks kind of uncomfortable to have to sit and watch a movie in, although if you can pee in it and then redrink your pee then that's pretty comfy
I recognize that dress!
Thought thats from the music video George Mochael - Too Funky.
New hottie dropped
>her name is literally Yakub
I think she's a French israeliteess.
my israelite detectors are tingling
search 'zendaya's planks' on tiktok if you wanna see her breasts. they are bigger than you think
>circle thingies not aligned with actual nipples
You had one job
>she's a spooky ghost
This movie's gonna be a spectacular pile of shit.
New tracks dropped today. Hans Zimmer's nameless apprentices were cooking in the studio.
>Hans Zimmer's nameless apprentices were cooking in the studio.
I love how Cinemaphile has finally realized that HZ is barely involved in creating music anymore and that his name is purely used as a marketing strategy.
Who makes music as Hans Zimmer now?
She looks fricking kino. Also Barbarella was a vibe
that's a man
friendly reminder: they used a weird font to make "DUNE" look like "DUNC" on purpose because it would make for a memorable meme. marketing teams really think that far ahead now
b***h looking like the soda can I put on my bike tire to make noise. b***h looking like a silver Dodge Caravan hit a pole. b***h looking like Hoen of Arc. b***h looking Midjourney. b***h looking like a Chinese scrap yard. b***h looking like an IKEA lamp. b***h looking like a Honda with the kit on it. b***h looking like she fell into the kitchen utensils drawer. b***h looking REFLECTIVE. b***h looking like C3P-HOE
>not MUTTROPOLIS
you had one job
Her first.
Fricking brown coke head goblin.
better costumes than the movie
dune haters we got btfo
Recast Chani.
>those clear hollow breasts
Is she wearing a bra/top underneath? I don't see nipple?
No navel either. She's probably wearing a mutt colored leotard underneath.
she said in a interview that she doesn't have nipples because of a surgery or something
wtf
That's bullshit but I believe it
I've literally seen her very prominent pokies in Malcolm and Marie
so if you saw something in a movie that means it's real? you know the aliens in star wars aren't real aliens right?
>le false equivalency meme
>Alia isn't even in the movie
Wow they really are maming these for millennial girls
Would be nicer if she had breasts and ass to fill that suit.
my qt alienfu
gandalf the white?
gandalf the fool
I remember that Torchwood episode.
Probably the worst thing Chibnall ever wrote.
Is Zendaya’s armor from the original Moebius (Jean Giraud) Jodorowsky’s Dune sketches? Or maybe some of his other work ?
DO WE KNOW IF TIM BLAKE NELSON IS PLAYING FENRING OR NOT
pee is stored in the stillsuit!
C-3P-HO
she's fricked if she's gotta take a shit
Who is the blond guy playing?
That's Austin Butler and he's playing Feyd-Rautha
Thanks, makes sense.
Feyd. He's looking a lot better than he did a few years ago
Why does timmy chlamydia look like a matrix cosplayer?
Her little titquariums are empty. That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd use.
>can see clearly defined stark shadows of the bra piece of the outfit across her chest
Holy titlet lmao, this is supposed to be hollywoods new standard of hotness? Frickin kek
She changed to a more conventional look
This is Thierry Mugler fashion from the 90s. Too bad Zendaya can't pull it off because she's ugly and has the body of a boy.
WTF I see her nippole
Don’t lie you fricking piece of shit, there is a giant gaping cavity where breasts should be.
That because it’s an old costume from 1995 made for someone with bigger breasts.
he has soulless eyes, no ris whatsoever
I'd frick the shit out of Tim, and I'm not even gay.
>heres that 15 year old boy i was telling you about
Lynch cast some 40 year old man as Paul, he's not free of the blame
but he gave us dougie, so we can forgive him
dis flick is dogshit
We finally gonna stop pretending Zendaya is anything other than gorgeous?
Lmao at her A cup pancake breasts. Imagine getting mogged by a robot suit.
She looks like a very skinny man trying to crossdress, disgusting
C3P0
Tom made her wear this so Timmy wouldn't be able to frick her. He foolishly left her mouth accessible though.
where are her breasts
>not nude underneath
coward
Non existent!
Why would she agree to wear this with her tiny breasts? Lmao. If I wore a costume with a see-through giant dick that made it obvious how much smaller my dick was in comparison I would feel humiliated.
shes desperate for attention.
>someone drops a magnet down her back
Sorry I'm late everyone. Did I miss the photo shoot?
Why doesn't she run?
she's petrified with fear and horniness.
What is this from? I could've sworn there was some old horror movie from the 90s or 80s like this.
Whose breasts you guys like more? Zendaya or Bella Thorne's.
I think this will settle the discussion about small boobs.
Bella's, no diggity
I am dreadfully sorry that Hollywood exists.
They miscast irulan. I'll just say what everyone's thinking.
She looks like she rims dudes
You don't even know. She's a very giving lover. A people pleaser. I'd be honored to have my salad tossed. Put some of that English jelly, right on my hemroids.
in that case she call my butthole the hog trough
Do u think she pughps outta there?
nose ring
Spin for me pig
brick shit house
For some reason, Android 18 was there
who b***h this is
mogs those hags benis cast except lea
huh, the resemblance really is uncanny
Jean Campbell
>unnerving weak hair roots
thdi wilaw saleel a oaurrla amooooveeeeeeiii