Dune

David Lynch's 1984 version is better than the recent Villenueve adaptation

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why you gonna let my thread die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because you gave no reasons why, moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        does it even need a reason to be explained to?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ITS A Black person! EVERYONE LOOK AT THE Black person! iM GOING INSANNNEE

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Music is better, I think you would agree.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because you’re a troll. No one holds this opinion unironically other than contrarians and trolls on Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shame that you can't trust in the sincerity of your peers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Strictly speaking, people who appreciate Lynch's Dune are not his peers, but his superiors. Pretty sure the same guy tried this same No True Scotsman crap with me in a recent thread.

          The only people who hate 1984 dune were raised by single moms.

          Well said.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lynch hates dune because the studios cut his movie, there’s a perfect cut on YouTube to watch.
            It’s one of the best movies of all time no matter what anyone says

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice way of claiming that yours is the only opinion that counts.
        I unironically enjoy Lynch’s Dune, whether Spicediver, Smithee or Theatrical cut. Villeneuve’s DUNC pt 1 sent me to sleep (literally) the frost two times I tried watching it.
        Villeneuve’s DUNC is a brown smear of a film, with dull performances, dull set design, dull dialogue, boring tropes, demotivated characters and nonsensical action scenes (here, let me pose in the middle of this battle and open my faceplate while staring into the camera, that inexplicably moronic shot isn’t at all a fourth-wall break).
        The only people praising DUNC are capeshit consoomers, zoomers that have not had a good movie released during their entire lives, and paid shills.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you did it little guy, the big leagues. 300 replies soon! 🙂

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No but its theme absolutely slaps

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theme only good until Toto goes into cheesy rock guitar riffs later in the movie. Than comas off like a bad rock video

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a soulless ghoul, Jesus Christ.

        Is absolute KINO.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even Lynch disagrees.
    I still love the movie, but it's a guilty pleasure. As soon as you look at it rationally for even just two seconds you will realize how literally every part of it is deeply flawed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True. It has SOVL. DUNC is an abomination.

      He doesn't, he's admitted there's a lot of stuff he really likes but he's autistic and fixates on being cucked out of final cut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >autistic about the final cut
        It's not autistic to seethe about something that took 3 years of your life to make, only for them to make you cut 1/3 of it, that missing third playing a huge role in why people say the original Dune is shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't a missing third of the film. Lynch himself said so.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >original cut of 3 hours (or original intention)
            >"no, it has to be 2 hours"

            How is that not missing? Have you ever created anything in your life? It's extremely difficult to have to cut down on a story you wrote for only length's sake, or a song, or a movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch disagrees only because they took his 3 hour cut and butchered it. Made do reshoots so squeeze it into 2 hours. It’s a good movie is you already know the story. If not, it’s a nonsensical mess. They’ve asked Lynch to do a directors cut and he’s refused until recently

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek False. Lynch even says here that a directors cut is pointless because the majority of the footage is putrefied and shit:

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        lol why do Cinemaphile austists huff so much copium about this really thou, trying to defend Lynch's honor like some parasocial manchildren. Lynch hates almost all the footage including the 3 hour version. It's a poor adapation with some fun body horror. That's really it. Everything else in his discography mogs it into oblivion

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A director disliking his own work doesn't prevent it from being (correctly) enjoyed by others.

          >a poor adaptation

          This is the single most wrongheaded and incorrect claim that you've made. It simply is not true. It is a perfectly good adaptaion. I have read the book. Detractors, including you, have never been right about this point. For some reason, with Dune nerds completely forget that a movie is distinct from its source text and the director is allowed to take a few liberties and make a few changes. The little personal touches that Lynch puts into the movie don't alter to become unrecognizable. Not only are all the main beats from the novel intact, but most of the important details are as well. At best they're just permuted a bit toward the beginning (the book opening with the Gom Jabbar, for example). David Lynch's Dune is a perfectly good adaptation of the original book. You are wrong.

          >fun body horror

          I accept your concession, since it relates to certain of the film's most indelible images. At least you've admitted that the film has something worth liking, which is an important first step in your healing process.

          Pedantic point but: film directors don't have discographies. The next time you want to describe any artist's body of work (in any genre), you can simply write "oeuvre". You can use this for your next internet moron fight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The other anon had the energy to explaon it all to you, so I’ll just say frick off.

          Frick off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of the reasons we know villenimcompoop is a shit director is because he obviously likes his own work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lynch disagreeing could be a lynchian trap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Even Lynch disagrees.
      He may have said that Dune "directed by Alan Smithee" version is worse than DUNC. You'll have to provide the quote since you made the claim.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the portrayal of the Harkonnens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Costume design is better
      >Set design is intricate and gothic instead of being 1970’s brutalism in space
      >Cast isn’t race or gender flipped
      >Fremen aren’t suddenly multicultural for no justifiable reason
      >Characters are consistent
      >Secondary characters have roles and weren’t cut so the director could insert his own pointless shit
      >Still has Alia of the Knife
      >Harkonnen performances are memorable
      >Navigators Guild still a driving force and not an afterthought
      >Even a block of wood like McLachlan turned in a believable performance as Paul as opposed to the absolute nonentity that is Chalamet’s Paul
      >Charaters remained by and large faithful to the books and didn’t suddenly have new girl power arcs written for them

      Remind me again what the frick Vilenoob’s DUNC has over Lynch’s Dune?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Patricians know Lynchdune is the only Dune.

        Because you’re a troll. No one holds this opinion unironically other than contrarians and trolls on Cinemaphile

        you are such an oversocialized scum being. you'd rather die than be viewed by your fellow bugmen unfavorably.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cast isn’t race or gender flipped
        I haven't read the books but fremen are supposed to be arabs not whites right? Paul is supposed to be an outsider but he just looks like the rest of the fremen.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They’re descendants of a wandering bunch of Semitic religious extremists who got punted from planet to planet until they settled in Arrakis (sound familiar?). Which was at the time an unwanted desert planet because Spice hadn’t really been discovered at the time.
          There is literally no cultural, scientific or biological reason for there to be Fremen who arren’t basically white Arabs (think Syrians).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought spice was the only way to travel in space?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              iirc it wasn't for a while until Spice basically gave them FTL travel that didn't need machines to calculate it for them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Initially humanity spread using AI for navigation. Butlerian Jihad stopped this phase. FTL travel was reinvented with discovering properties of the spice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Even a block of wood like McLachlan turned in a believable performance as Paul as opposed to the absolute nonentity that is Chalamet’s Paul
        Timmy pulled off the suppressed rage, and later brazen misanthropy, pretty well I think.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rage came from nowhere. Most second movie his a b***h little kid. Scared of
          going to south le bad thing happen. Does anyways, Takes worm juice immoderately turns into Hitler. Where MacLachlan was pissed the minute his dad died

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You missed the whole point of the movie. He knew right from the start that going to the south and the galactic gigaholocaust were inevitable. He also knew it was what he actually wanted. He just wanted to be, and for most of the movie pretended he was, someone who didn't want these things. But it was just a lie he was telling himself, a mask he gave up and let slip when faced with the choice between dying as a pointless martyr in the desert, or accepting his destiny.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's very well said.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You’re movie sucks when people have to
              make 40 threads to explain supposedly what the director was intending. Hell, I just watched John Carpebter Christine. And transition with kid going bad because of a evil car was a lot more coherent than this shit. So much wasted time on pointless shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, the car was pretty sexy. I'd turn evil if I got to frick it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She does have a nice tail pipe

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the movie sucks when I have to think

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You’re movie sucks when people have to make 40 threads to explain supposedly what the director was intending.
                Maybe you're just stupid, and missed pretty obvious storytelling. It's not like it was invented in the movie, this was the point of the book too. The fundamental conflict between what we want a hero to look like versus what is actually required for substantive change.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He said to his mom near the start that they had to convert the nonbelievers, then right after he put on the reluctant leader act, and Stilgar was only more convinced by his faux humility. Paul was always going to go south.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a mask he gave up and let slip when faced with the choice between dying as a pointless martyr in the desert, or accepting his destiny
              When did this happen?
              From what I remember of DUNC 2, Sietch Tabr is attacked and then Paul wants everyone to go south and leave him behind but walks away angry and touches a rock which starts a vision literally telling him to go south and take the water of life. The poison then turns him brainwashed like state
              Did I miss some nuance here? At what point did his mask slip?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he was a screeching moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >suppressed rage
          Suppressed everything, three hours on screen with two facial expressions isn’t winning anyone over. Villeneuve’s insistence on de-humanifying everything from setting to characters to set may enthrall aspies but for people who prefer a solid emotional core to their media it’s definitely a bad choice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        “I’m proud of everything except ‘Dune,'” Lynch answered. “I’ve liked so much working on different movies. It’s not so much about pride but the enjoyment of doing, the enjoyment of the work. I’ve enjoyed working in all these different mediums. I feel really lucky to have been able to enjoy those things and to be able to live.”

        Lynch referred to his 1984 “Dune” adaptation as a “gigantic sadness in [his] life” because of the lack of creative freedom he received from the studio during the film, including being given a tepid budget to work with. During an interview in April Lynch said he had “zero interest” in seeing Denis Villeneuve’s upcoming new “Dune” adaptation because it will bring back too many painful memories.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so if Lynch doesn’t like it I can’t either?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he watched the superior SciFi version

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is the smoothest brain take to appeal to authority.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Even Lynch disagrees.
      Even fans of the Lynch adaptation are split on whether it's a good movie/adaptation, with some outright saying it's shit (despite their enjoyment of the movie).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >As soon as you look at it rationally

      Well then... don't?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Even Lynch disagrees
      Who cares? Cult of personality shit, can't you make up your own mind? This is why e-celeb homosexuals thrive so much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch a Lynch interview from 1985 or earlier

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah, I think I'll just keep repeating that Lynch hated his work and disowned it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He loved his work until it released and then he didn't like the mean things critics said to him so he stopped loving his work

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >then he didn't like the mean things critics said to him
            Bullshit. He disliked that he didn't have final cut. That's all there ever was about it.
            If Lynch stopped liking every film of his that critics said stupid shit about, he'd have to hate his whole oevre.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In interviews (before release) he said he got the film down to 2 hrs 20 minutes and he was happy with it
              It's only after 1985 that "the studio" gets to be the big villain

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he got the film down to 2 hrs 20 minutes and he was happy with it
                Yes, and the studio apparently wasn't, which is why THEY recut it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easily.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In every but as an adaptation of the book's themes and ideas it's the superior film. Villeneuve's is also a shit adaptation, but it has no good visuals, music, or casting going for it. Useless fricking waste of time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Villeneuve's is also a shit adaptation, but it has no good visuals, music, or casting going for it
      wtf are you talking about, music and visuals are the only two things that Villeneuve gets unquestionably right.
      casting is not even bad except for Chani either.

      if Villeneuve fixed the pacing and stopped fricking with the story in moronic ways it would be a very good movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >music and visuals are the only two things that Villeneuve gets unquestionably right.
        Villeneuve knows nothing about either music or visuals. He has other people do those for him. And it turns out both of those, Hans Zimmer and Greg Fraser, suck at what they're doing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nta but yeah the visuals are good but I was a little disappointed in how unmemorable most of them were. I had high hopes for the spice orgy and Pauls water change sequence but they both fell pretty flat. Good overall regardless

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah the visuals are good
          No, they are not.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            elaborate.
            I thought they were at least a step above the average blockbuster look, which is good in my book

            • 1 month ago
              CreepyThinMan

              Everything is dull in design with drab colors and shows a lack of imagination!!!FACT!!!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >elaborate.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, it isn't

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >weirding way is just yelling random noises that make a raygun shoot things
    I will never forgive this decision.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about the Harkonnen was based as frick and Alia was giga kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >SQUEEZE, SQUEEZE ANON SQUEEZE
      >GIVE ME MORE (You)s
      the guy playing the Baron was so fricking kino it's unbelievable how entertaining he was. going from that to whoever the frick played Baron in DUNC is like going from a fine meal to goyslop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >two midgets electrocuting an upside-down cow
        >rabban punching a midget

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The sets, acting and costume design in Dune make Dunc look like a generic videogame.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL vs soulless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        indeed

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a secret inside dune
    Do you know the secret?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It has some cool elements, but it sucks and to pretend it's good is just being contrarian.
    It gets the core story wrong in a pretty deep way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. So, DUNC does? The same story that ruined Chani and made Liet Kynes a black woman? That destroyed Alia's entire character?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have to defend DUNC to point out the flaws in Lynch Dune.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be great if you did that instead of making open-ended statements.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It would, wouldn't it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How exactly did it get the story wrong?
              >inb4 PAUL IS LE HECKIN VILLAIN AND LE JIHAD IS LE BAD AND PROPHECY IS LE FAKE

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i have a Weirding Module and im not afraid to use it punk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you've read Dune

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cani was barely a character in the original Dune. Literally just a boilerplate beautiful woman who worships the protagonist, like every other Fremen. I prefer Villeneuve's Chani, it adds more friction to the story

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, you freaks are such caricatures. That's who Chani is. She's a beautiful and simple woman. But no, she has to be made masculine and subverted and you will eat it up because you are evil and you don't even know it. It adds nothing since Paul, in DUNC 2, still says she comes back to him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That's who Chani is. She's a beautiful and simple woman.
            Damn, we've really missed on an essential character then! Dune is ruined!
            Just admit that she's a boring unessential character lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're an evil fricking creature who can't just accept a simple and pure woman character like Chani without her being subverted in your sick preference. have a nice day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That's who Chani is. She's a beautiful and simple woman.
          Damn, we've really missed on an essential character then! Dune is ruined!
          Just admit that she's a boring unessential character lmao

          Fricking filtered and doesn't get the entire point of Chani

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What does it add to the story that chani is too moronic to understand political nuances?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She understands political nuance perfectly, she's the only one who is seeing through Paul's bullshit.

            You're an evil fricking creature who can't just accept a simple and pure woman character like Chani without her being subverted in your sick preference. have a nice day.

            I'm more right wing than you, I'm just not as moronic as you are. I don't care about your empty political signaling, it is still the case that Villeneuve's Chani is a better contribution to the story, narratively speaking. Now go call someone else a troony and then go jack off to shemale porn, homosexual.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              DUNC Chani is a waste and cancer.
              >I'm more right wing than you
              Kys

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's clearly what her storming off is about.
              Not her wounded ego but because she knows pauls grand scheme and is much wiser than him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did you watch the film on mute without subtitles?

                DUNC Chani is a waste and cancer.
                >I'm more right wing than you
                Kys

                Keep seething and dilating

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There's no need to have Chani serve a role as a dissenter/doubter when fricking paul was that. And you can just have him interact with stilgar and his mother and others to really drive that home. I mean rather than just state out loud "Stilgar used to be my friend, now he's a follower" you can have Stilgar increasingly simp for Paul and go from fatherly mentor to mindless believer. Or you can just have twitter-zoomer one-step away from saying 'colonizers' and 'white savior' b***h about a non-fremen saving the Fremen.

              If they wanted her to be a friction

              Cani was barely a character in the original Dune. Literally just a boilerplate beautiful woman who worships the protagonist, like every other Fremen. I prefer Villeneuve's Chani, it adds more friction to the story

              then just give her more gravitas and dignity than a teenage brat smug atheist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no need to have Chani serve a role as a dissenter/doubter when fricking paul was that.
                It wasn't needed in the book, but it was in the movie, mostly because we can't hear the inner thoughts of the characters. So, in a sense, Paul's character is split into two: Chalamet represents the Paul everyone sees, while Zendaya represents Paul's doubts (which before Messiah are mostly presented through inner dialogue).
                Dunno why so many people miss this very evident point.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Zendaya represents Paul's doubts
                >Dunno why so many people miss this very evident point.
                Because that is not and never has been Chani’s role, you imbecile?
                Chani having a STRONG BIPOC WOMAN GURLBOSS OF POWAH WHO DON’T NEED NO KWISATZ HADERACH moment is Villeneuve capitulating yet another core aspect of the source material to modern-day identity politics.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no need to have Chani serve a role as a dissenter/doubter when fricking paul was that.
                It wasn't needed in the book, but it was in the movie, mostly because we can't hear the inner thoughts of the characters. So, in a sense, Paul's character is split into two: Chalamet represents the Paul everyone sees, while Zendaya represents Paul's doubts (which before Messiah are mostly presented through inner dialogue).
                Dunno why so many people miss this very evident point.

                This was always going to be the case. You can't have Gen Z icon Zendaya in the role and have her sit around aimlessly like book Chani. The problem is that Villeneuve goes beyond just giving her more to do but makes her an explicit vehicle for the movies already obvious theme. It makes her seem out of place compared to the other characters when she's strangely the only one to voice dissent. And because the other characters can't stray far from their source, they ignore her and she just sort of screams into the void, making it seem like she's talking to the audience directly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All of the criticisms of Paul as a white savior is done entirely in his inner monologue in the book. How do you capture that on screen? Chani being the voice of reason who understands that Paul and Jessica are ultimately enslaving the fremen was a smart change, you just can't help but project your own virgin insecurities onto it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure there's a way to convey these ideas with more gravitas through the interactions between Paul, Stilgar, Jessica, and Chani. It's not clear to me why she's the only Fremen that sees through the illusion so to speak and everyone else, Stilgar included, turns into a bumbling BWC sucking zealot

                Correct me if I'm wrong but did they actually spend any time exploring Zendaya's criticisms beyond "another racial group can't lead us"? (I'm guessing she's not Liets daughter in this version). Or Stilgars for that matter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Try harder, Moshe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not really. So, DUNC does? The same story that ruined Chani and made Liet Kynes a black woman?
        So Paul making it rain on Arrakis with literal magic is more faithful to the source material than making Kynes a black woman? This is your brain on chud.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >making it rain on Arrakis with literal magic
          No much for you being able to understand allegory.
          >more faithful to the source material than making Kynes a black woman
          Yes.

          It has moments and aspects that are better but as a cohesive project DUNC is better. I enjoy both of them but can't really take Lynch's dune seriously

          >can't really take Lynch's dune seriously
          Seems like a capeshitter problem.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is no magic in Dune and Herbert HATED the rain part

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >There is no magic in Dune
              Look up what an "allegory" is, brainlet.

              I'm not into capeshit. Last time I watched a capeshit offering was "watchmen" in 2009. It was dire.
              Are you aware of what "conjecture" is and how inadequate it is at explaining the world?

              Anyhoo, I read the books and enjoyed the Lynch movie in the mid 90's (when I was a teenager). The children of dune series was ok. DUNC, although not perfect, is the better film/television offering of the lot.

              I'm sorry if this hurts your feelings, but you should probably toughen up a bit if it does?

              >Last time I watched a capeshit offering was "watchmen" in 2009.
              Oh, so you haven't seen DUNC then?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >making it rain on Arrakis with literal magic
                No much for you being able to understand allegory.
                >more faithful to the source material than making Kynes a black woman
                Yes.

                [...]
                >can't really take Lynch's dune seriously
                Seems like a capeshitter problem.

                Oh shit allegory tard is back. His post is an allegory btw. And so is mine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not into capeshit. Last time I watched a capeshit offering was "watchmen" in 2009. It was dire.
            Are you aware of what "conjecture" is and how inadequate it is at explaining the world?

            Anyhoo, I read the books and enjoyed the Lynch movie in the mid 90's (when I was a teenager). The children of dune series was ok. DUNC, although not perfect, is the better film/television offering of the lot.

            I'm sorry if this hurts your feelings, but you should probably toughen up a bit if it does?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its visuals, tone, and music are all pure Dune. This makes it an enjoyable watch for any Dune fan, unlike the new one which also butchers the story but doesn't compensate for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lynch's Dune is the only Dune. End of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is just being contrarian
      Welcome to Cinemaphile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >to pretend it's good is just being contrarian.
      So ... Frank Herbert was a "contrarian" when it comes to Dune. Noted.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Explain to me how you 'milk' a cat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't do it you die. Simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Explain to me how you 'milk' a cat.
      Same way you milk any mammal: You apply suction to its nipples. Has to be a female though, and given birth.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both are absolutely mogged by the 2000 Sci-Fi miniseries

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miniseries Baron > Dune Baron > lmao > DUNC Baron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Harkonnens and the soundtrack were better by far (Zimmer needs to be fricking killed already), Mentants were better although I liked Thufir doing the Mentant Trance in DUNC (despite it technically not being depicted until the later books). Lynch's Dune had some absolute thespians in roles but shitty characterisations.

      This for sure, Harkonnens are so lame in DUNC.

      No Alia?
      No Dune.

      End of. Frick Denis Villabananas and frick whoever approved of that hack to rape Dune.

      Yeah when I read Villaneuve cut Alia completely I knew I wasn't gonna pay to see DUNC 2, which was disappointing because I did like DUNC.

      I think DUNC part one is a great adaptation though, only one to actually get Duncan Idaho's death properly, and did a decent job of most of the characters despite aesthetic changes (Keynes is good despite being genderswapped, she covered both aspects of the character well). DUNC also was able to explain the story and character motivations without the crutch of voiceover narration which litters Lynch Dune horribly, or a not-in-the-book scene with all the characters talking about things expositionally.
      I haven't seen DUNC 2 yet because the changes to the story made me not want to. Biggest complaint about Lynch Dune was the off the wall nonsense of the wierding modules and magic rain on Arrakis, the story doesn't need to be changed out to make a good adaptation.

      Miniseries still the best though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alia isn't cut completely. You'd here alot more book fans upset and not just those on this board if that was the case. Her creepy sentient presence is all throughout the movie while in utero

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >here alot
          Please pass elementary English then have a nice day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't seen DUNC 2 yet because the changes to the story made me not want to.
        This is a very dumb way to approach adaptations. There are many cases in which the adaptation surpasses the source material due to its changes, or at the very least becomes something so different that it becomes useless to compare the two. The Shining is probably the most famous example of it.
        >Miniseries still the best though
        It's a shame it had such poor acting and CGI. I can tolerate it since I love the source material (and since I can see it comes from a place of love), but the poor production quality makes it repelling to virtually everyone who is not already in love with the books.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There are many cases in which the adaptation surpasses the source material
          Name three such cases you pseud frick.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The soundtrack is better too. DUNC just didn't look good to me and I couldn't hum a note of it's music.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This song alone elevates Dune 84 to ultrakino status. SOVL dripping in each note.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fact is, Lynch’s Dune is more memorable. The music. The cast. The sets. Dunc maybe “superior” but it’s so forgettable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be honest with you, anon. I'd rather make something that is thought of as 'le bad' but people remember it and talk about it and have a reverence for in how it sticks with them than some 'acclaimed' goyslop that no one remembers or really likes. It's like the saying goes 'everybody loves you but no one LIKES you'. People may "love" DUNC but no one actually likes it. Lynch's Dune birthed iconography and quotes and visual languange that is synonymous with Dune.
      >HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name one thing that's actually superior.
      The only thing I can think of is some of the obviously bad effects like at the end when they're on the worm.
      But I dont honestly think it's that bad and it adds to the weird corny but earnest appeal of the whole movie somehow.
      Literally everything else is better in Dune.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally everything else is better in Dune.
        NTA you're talking to, but see

        >weirding way is just yelling random noises that make a raygun shoot things
        I will never forgive this decision.

        Weirding way turned into weirding modules is fricking stupid beyond belief.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Weirding way turned into weirding modules is fricking stupid beyond belief.
          It's not as stupid as leaving out alia.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hard agree. I love Lynch's version (or, the spicediver edit at least), but the weirding modules make me irrationally angry.
            >HEEEEEEEEEE-TAH
            >*BLAM*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Weirding way turned into weirding modules is fricking stupid beyond belief.
          Why? The weirding way from the books doesn't work cinematically. (See the TV movie version.) Paul W.S. Anderson tried to do the Weirding Way in the last RE movie because he has Dune on the brain. (The monster that kills everyone in the novelization is called The Melange.) It looks goofy as shit to try to portray a human being that has total control in combat and can move inhumanly quickly. The new Dune remakes leave out the Weirding Way entirely.

          Lynch's solution was to take the idea of "my name is a killing word" and reimagine it as technology that transforms sound into destruction. It's something that works cinematically.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lynch didn’t also want to just use lasers and be accused of ripping Star Wars off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >me trying to watch DUNC

        This. What is actually 'superior'? Nothing. I go back and watch scenes from Dune at random times to marvel at how good they are.
        >the ending
        >the Alia knife dance
        >the Baron killing the flower boy
        >the end credits
        >the riding of Shai-Hulud
        >the Gom Jabbar scene
        >the death of Leto
        >the arrival of Feyd
        >the duel of Feyd/Paul
        >Thufir's sacrifice and refusal to betray Paul
        It's brimming with soul and love each scene.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like lynchs dune but riding the worm looks kind of like shit. Atleast when he climbs up on it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When Paul meets the Freman it goes too shit. Too rushed. Zero chemistry with Feman. His romance with Shani there is none. They just frick right away. Never explain how Emperor got ahold of Alia. Or what happened to Barren nephew. You just see his head

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They just frick right away.
          This is how real relationships go incel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >incel
            Are you moronic? Even fan cuts can't hode the fact the movie skips weeks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes. Most relationships require time to develop.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero chemistry with Feman
          As opposed to lisan al chigur? You cannot be serious. It's like those two are in completely different movies awkwardly spliced together.
          >His romance with Shani there is none
          I dont think it impacts the story to leave out the I hate sand it's coarse and it's rough and it gets everywhere phase of their relationship and assume it happens offscreen and /or assume she's just blown away by meeting literally jesus
          And again, I'll take it with all the flaws over zendaya girlbossing her ugly moping visage around
          >Or what happened to Barren nephew. You just see his head
          It's never explained why the guy in charge of the planet who fricked up in every way and let the entire situation get out of control who is also explicitly shown to be a sadistic butthole more interested in his own amusement than carrying out his job was punished?
          Oh damn, epic plothole, what do you reckon happened?
          The emperor was so happy with his performance he accidentally hugged him to death?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, I prefer Lynch’s version but don’t pretend not flawed because studio chopped it down. His original cut was 3 hours before FX was even put in. So likely would’ve been 3 and a half hours easy. Hoped we’d get a directors cut but it won’t happen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough but the questions was specifically to name something Dunc does better than Dune, not list the flaws of Dune of which there are many.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because Dunc had luxury of being 2 parts. Plot was more explained and got spend more time with characters like Ducan. If didn’t know the book and just saw Lynch version plot confusing and many characters would seem unimportant. Again, because studio demanded a 2 hour cut

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think it's that confusing and I dont think giving duncan momoa screentime was a good thing.
                And the fanedits solve several issues.
                And by comparison it feels like Dunc wastes a lot of time like how they have 2 paul and his mom basically flee and crash twice in row.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Plot was more explained
                Uhhhhh no? Massive chunks of the novels plot were excised so we could have long boring shots of landing scenes, ritual processions, boring proclamations, Sardaukar rituals, Duncan flying around and treating Paul like a kid instead of a Duke’s son, etc etc.
                In Lynch’s Dune when the spacing guild sent a late-stage navigator to have a little chat with the Emperor, the Emperor stood up to listen, because he knows that he needs their compliance to remain emperor. Much as he needs compliance from the Landsraad, the Grey Houses, the Bene Gesserit, and the Mentats.
                DUNC simply eliminates much of the political background becaue Villenoob isn’t a good enough writer/director to include it in a PG-rated movie clearly designed for 80IQ normies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I loved Lynch’s navigators

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Designed by the same guy that did E.T. the Extraterrestrial for Spielberg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice! Love how alien and weird they look and how they just float

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Weird AF, as they should be.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love the Navigators. This is the single best aspect about Dune 84. I was really hoping for just one shot of a Navigator when the Emperor traveled to Dune.
                I doubt many people here have read the House Trilogy, but in them there is a really cool story arc about how someone becomes a Navigator. It's a super fascinating element.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, I haven't liked any of the other navigator depictions as much

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that isn't very interesting. Kinda goofy really.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OP. So saw Dunc 2. At the end, a huge Black person stood up pissed. “Where the frick where The Navigators!” he kept going off. I laughed but what’s sad is most zoomer audience had no fricking idea what he was talking about

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                love me some navigators lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's an axolotl. The navigators are the gay mutants

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. Axolotl is just a tank. That is a Navigator pre CGI FX

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They cut like a hour. Imagine the kino if they didn't. We gotta kidnap and force Lynch to make a directors cut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dunc actually adapts the book in that Paul isn’t a literal chosen one with a magic shout fulfilling a prophecy, he’s using ancient BG implanted religious codes to usurp the Fremen into his legion.
        Lynch dune failed to explore that and made Paul literally Jesus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But Paul and Leto II literally are the chosen ones. It's true that the Fremen religion is fake, but they're still the Kwisatz Haderach, virtually perfect prescient human beings who are the product of an eugenic program which lasted thousands of years. In a sci-fi scenario you cannot be more of a Chosen One than them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dunc maybe “superior”
      It is in no way at all superior

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It has colors as well. DUNC forgot the sick guitar riff too

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been cool if the film was a hit and Lynch went on to make the rest of the series
    would have been better than Twin Peaks anyways

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No Alia?
    No Dune.

    End of. Frick Denis Villabananas and frick whoever approved of that hack to rape Dune.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek my gf asked if the harkonnen men were trash bags

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This was cool
        just wish Kid Alia showed up at the end when Paul meets The Emperor.
        It would show the passage of time (or at least show Alia as a baby)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      obvious pedo is obvious, frick off back to your anime boards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If he's a pedo for liking a child character in a film, then what does that make you for preferring a CGI fetus?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >7/10 boring af and wouldnt recommend watching it
    >4/10 movie is fricking bonkers and a generally good time
    why are internet critics like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because they're oversocialized bugmen who can't and haven't felt anything resembling a sincere and true/pure human emotion in their lives. just go with the herd, just go with the herd...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Critics never liked Lynch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's because every movie he ever made was complete dogshit

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dunc is a fricking horrible story.
    Frank Herbert was a child abuser.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Villenueve sucks

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most memorable thing to come out of Dunc is a popcorn bucket

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who hate 1984 dune were raised by single moms.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    first half is good. second half is a fricking mess. at least in the new movie, i understood who the frick feyd was and why i should care about his fight with paul

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Even Lynch disagrees.
    I don't see how it matters. For example, Milla Jovovich hates Resident Evil Apocalypse and Ultraviolet to the point of publicly shit-talking the directors of both movies and calling Kurt Wimmer a "cad". Yet this glorious mess of a movie is both bold and influential. (Where do you think The Last Jedi's climax came from?)

    Sometimes a movie does something really bold and interesting, and the people involved fricking hate it. RoboCop 2 does a lot of interesting stuff, and the lead actress fricking despises the movie and its director.

    Every person who works on a Terrence Malick film tends to think Malick is a hack and his movies fricking suck. But that doesn't change that his films are bold and interesting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thanks for giving me a job
      >your movies fricking suck btw and I hate you
      Any actor who does this shit needs to be blackballed for life.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dune sucks because lynch was trying to make a mainstream film after the success of elephant man.
    The problem is Lynch can only make lynchian films, any attempt to making something else is dishonest and thus trash

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this. It became clear to me the Lynch hated the source material. He wanted it to look as gay and moronic as was within his reach. In that way, he reached his goal as an artist and director.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He liked the book and why he agreed to do it

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I heard tales about a 5 hour cut, does it exist? Already watched the 3 hour one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did a 5 hour cut when back in my emo phase

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a workprint with no vfx or sound editing

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It gets points for visual inventiveness, but even DUNC with it's severely abridged and streamlined story is still the better adaptation.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    15 years nobody will remember Villeneuve just like mini series her this version will continued to be memed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brother the only reason you're in this thread is because of Villeneuve's version.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no comparison.
    villenueve makes bland, boring, empty chillout music videos that are supposed to be left on middle of the night tv channels for drug addicts to have on in the background after returning from clubs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No? lmao. spoken like a true dork whose never touched a drug in his life. Nobody's vegging out to DUNC, dude. what about Dune (2021) is cinematic muzak? moron. we're approaching total semantic collapse here, you don't even know the words you're stringing together anymore

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dune franchise was meant to be an animated series
    The only problem is how do you end it with Chapterhouse dune? Just have all the characters show up at the end and fly away for a happy ending? (or whatever happens at the end of that one...i really didnt' care for chapterhouse)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Facedancers, frick the stupid robot shit Brian and KJA fricked in. It was what happens when the Tleilaxu fricked around too long.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was obviously the face dancers
        How dumb does Anderson have to be to go with robots ?
        Though I don’t know how you really write a proper ending to the Dune series even if you use the Face Dancers.

  35. 1 month ago
    genocide kikes

    controversial opinion OP

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    totally disagree for numerous reasons not limited to casting cooper from twin peaks who was too old. And my opinion matters because I read the first 4 books in the series

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MacLachlan was 25. Chalamet was 26!!

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did you guys like the fanservicey parts like gurney getting his revenge and paul killing the baron? honestly thought they were pretty cool but delt a bit conflicted, like in the book paul doesn't get his perfect revenge and that was probably for a reason. and him cucking gurney out of the battle with feyd hits harder because that was gurney's last chance at revenge and paul just takes it from him because he can.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be real with you senpai the "this is for my friends!" was kina cringe senpai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly there wasn't a good reason to deny the revenge in the book.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t miss it at all. I’ve read the book. And transition was shit. Wasn’t gradual. Maybe instead focusing on a unnecessary overlong gladiator scene or sand dancing they could’ve worked on Paul’s transition better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There was no transition. He just allowed himself to be the person he really was, once there was no more delaying the choice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You means Paul's transition to Paula?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Paul's journey isn't about growth - it's about him stopping the cope and accepting the inevitability of his destiny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >book: Alia kills Vlad Harkonnen
      >DUNC: Paul kills Baron V H
      >Fan service
      Uh anon I hate to tell you but…

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well he is correct. In the book we have followed Paul since the beginning and he experienced the Harkonnen attack, had to come to grips with the man that raised him now being dead, etc. Compare that to Alia that appears 2/3rds in the book, was knew Leto, did not experience the attack, etc. (outside of abstractions involving ancestory memory). Plus Paul calls him "Grandfather" and we see the fear on his face before he sticks him in the throat. That is verses the Alia versions where the Baron didn't have to gape in fear and he realised death was about to come - he was unexpectedly pricked by the Gom Jabbar and died immediately, with Alia only calling him "Grandfather" after the fat frick could not longer hear this because he was fricking dead. By any metric, the DUNC 2 version conforms way more to a fan servicey conception of the Baron's death.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          villeneuve dicksucker. The Lynch baron death scene was exquisite art by comparison.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The Lynch baron death scene was exquisite art by comparison.
            >exquisite art
            Lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like someone here has a problem with anything that isn't drab and boring.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's certainly never boring but the movie has so much unintentional hilarity and I dislike the score when it leans into those guitar riffs - the prophecy theme is still the best Dune-related soundtrack ever though and the best bit of music in all three of the major live action adaptions

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              lmao everyone defending this absolute garbage is a moron. it's not even accurate to the novel it's just plain bad

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bong miniseries > hodorowski > lynch > DUNC

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course is better. Prettier princess, prettier desert concubine, OP e-girl, and awesome weirding modules. Villenueve's only has a better Duncan in the first part and better Lady Jessica and Stilgar in the second part.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No Witt as older Atita

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      File Edit View Search Terminal Help

      A friend asked me how '84 Chani contrasts to DUNC Chani and I realized that I couldn't recall a single line (apart from the duel with Feyd when she yells Paul's name). I've practically memorized the dialogue from that movie too. Sean Young just kind of stands there the whole time, maybe it was the direction or whatever. Say what you will about Zendaya but you can't say her performance was wooden.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They gave Zendaya more to do, but on the other hand, she's there to beat the audience over the head with the theme of "beware of the Messiah complex" if you're too dumb to get basic subtext.
        >This prophecy is what's making us slaves!!!
        It's organic enough where it doesn't feel too forced, but it does stand out as very literal more than once.

        Also Sean Young is on another planet when it comes to attractiveness, so there's that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They gave Zendaya more to do
          Giving your worst actor on set (safe for Christopher Walken, I guess) more to do is never a good idea.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sean Young is also a shitty actress, so that is not saying much.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              she was absolutely fine and memorable in brade runner and ace ventura
              she also has excellent political views which I suspect is why you don't like her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >which I suspect is why you don't like her
                You have brain rot, you schizo.
                I don't give a shit about actors personal (or political) opinions, one way or the other, because they're not my buddies.
                She delivers lines like a robot, which is fine in BR, and not in anything else.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This prophecy is what's making us slaves!!!
          I didn't think this was organic at all. Imagine going to Meccah and talking shit about the Prophet PBUH and everyone just sits quietly.
          It's silly and ignores the nuances of what's happening in the story. Who the frick is enslaving them if this path presumably ends with her on the imperial throne?

          They’re totally different animals, I avoided seeing DUNC for the longest time because I was an avowed Lynch admirer. I would see DUNC in theatres when you can because you won’t get another chance for a while.

          [...]
          Is her skepticism is a DUNC thing exclusively? I haven’t read the novels. And yes, Sean Young is smexy.

          >Is her skepticism is a DUNC thing exclusively?
          Pretty much.
          Chani was a fairly inactive pragmatist in the source but she becomes an emotional idealist here that exists to give the fremen the appearance of ant-colonial agency

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nipple flaps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SUS AF

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this thread again...
    Can i dislike both? i couldn't care less about big budget blockbuster flavor of the month #2465246 but never, under any circunstance, not even at gunpoint, i will say that lynch dune its even watchable (pugs are funny tho) just for being a contrarian to box office results and critics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LYNCHED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, I liked blue velvet and some chapters of twin peaks s3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked Dune Part 2. But I liked the Lynch version better. I'm not being a contrarian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont hate Denis Dune, just dont care, its just...a high budget sci fi movie who is not completly marvelslop. Wow such an achievement. Liked this emperor ver tho. Christopher Walken did the job and the princess was ok but the rest was the definition of "meh", also liked the princess irulan.
        On the other had lynch dune...ugh. i like pugs and navigators i guess... but that is as much positive things that i can said about that version.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This. Yes, CGI and and FX was supposedly superior blah, blah. Movie is like AVATAR . Immediately forgettable. People can fume over Lynchs’s movie but it’s still remembered. Every meme I see of Dune is Lynch’s version . Trash Lynch all you want. His shit sticks in your brain like Kubrick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm with you on that, except about the Emperor
          Not sure what they were going for when they cast Walken and just had him sit around dumbfounded the whole time. I guess the Emperor wasn't a super well defined character in the book anyway so not much is lost

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the three part tv-mini series from 2000 was surprisingly kino

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was only interesting for the first 30 minutes.
    Compared to the new version, Lynch's Fremen and Chani are boring and lack any personality.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jodorowski dune is the best

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    delusional like all lynchgays

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only people that don't like Lynch's Dune are normies and zoomers who screech just because it looks dated and doesn't have the latest CGI slop, they won't admit it tho

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic that this is the only Lynch film I like. With Villeneuve's I was expecting to see high saturation like Fury Road but it turned out to be washed out white. I re-watched Dunc last week though and it's actually quite good. I really appreciate the effects like this screw bomb.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely. it's flawed and kinda cheesy, but at least it's not monotone, ugly and boring like the blackrock 2021 edition

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No it isnt and even Lynch himself hates it, frick off gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >even Lynch himself hates it
      Half-truths, as always from VIlleneuve drones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Contrarianism and homosexualry, from Dunc haters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Contrarianism
          Go back to /r/eddit if you have a problem with people thinking for themselves.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ...moron, I'm not making a comment one way or the other whether the Baron's death was better at Alia's hand or Paul's, only that the DUNC 2 change conforms to a more conventional idea of a satisfying villain death
            >the main protagonist we have followed from the beginning who's loved ones he personally knew died as part of the villain's attack that he also experienced and forced to run from returning victorious, personally stands over the villain, whispers the grandfather thing, watches villain gape up at him in absolutely fear before he slays him
            VS.
            >secondary character introduced 2/3rd into book that neither knew the people killed by the villain's attack nor had to experienced directly spends a chapter roasting villain rather than reducing him the previously smug and imperious antagonist to a cowering wreck, gets in a sneak attack, villain dies immediately before even realising what has even happened, and whispers to grandfather thing to him only have he's dead and no longer conscious
            One is CLEARLY far more conventional than the other. That's a fact anyone can acknowledge.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Meant for:

              villeneuve dicksucker. The Lynch baron death scene was exquisite art by comparison.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Spicedivers' edit is great too. New cut scenes were found recently
    I got the Bluray. Is there a 4K bluray of it?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brutalism chads won. Cry more fatties, DUNC a billion dollar franchise kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spend 350M on making the films
      >spend another 200M on marketing them
      >500M of the box office revenue go to the cinemas/ditributors
      >"DUNC a billion dollar franchise kek"

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In every 1984 Dune thread, I will always take a moment to take pride in myself that I kickstarted Dune conversations in Cinemaphile, approximately 10 years ago.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hell, given the impact Cinemaphile has in the internet, I may as well have indirectly inspired the creation of the new movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for nothing assshole

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen either, but I'm more interested in checking out Lynch's sometime because 80s sci-fi and fantasy is way cooler than 2020s sci-fi and fantasy. The pics I've seen of nu Dune don't look as good as the ones I've seen of Lynch's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch's has better sets and costumes (for the most part, those Sardaukars at the end are kek worthy) but obviously worse special effects, especially for the ships.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >muh CGI is better than practical effects
        Ask me how I can tell that you were born after Y2K.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They’re totally different animals, I avoided seeing DUNC for the longest time because I was an avowed Lynch admirer. I would see DUNC in theatres when you can because you won’t get another chance for a while.

        [...]
        Is her skepticism is a DUNC thing exclusively? I haven’t read the novels. And yes, Sean Young is smexy.

        I might watch both in the future to compare.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only effects in Lynch's Dune that are actually downright bad, to the point where you go "wow what the frick were they thinking" are the shield effects. Everything else is overblown.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did you forget that their thopters are flying boxes that look like they came from an Ed Wood movie?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And Villeneuve's SW-prequel-tier CGI dragonflies are better?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nta but yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Horrible take. You'll eat your own words ten years from now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Flying boxes that would look dated even in a PS1 cutscene aren't good just because you want to suck David Lynch's weiner.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >would look dated even in a PS1 cutscene
                They're literally practical effects, mate. Practical effects don't age. Your "muh PS1 cutscene" bullshit doesn't work.
                Speaking of: How come DUNC's CGI is mostly on a PS2 liver-render level?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Practical effects don't age.
                Absolutely delusional Lynch dickrider

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the inferior chattle-like "human" speaks again
                To be a vanilla-nova simp is to expose yourself as someone that would justly be enslaved in previous and more civilized eras.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Binary minded moron. The only thing I said about DUNC is that the thropters are better than the lazy shit in Lynch's. But Lynchgays like (You) are absolute raving fanatics who can't handle any kind of criticism.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Me? Person. You? Chattle and slave that would be whipped to death in just world. Got it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >run out of arguments
                >you'd be a slave!
                >I, on the other hand, am very intelligent for consuming the films of David Lynch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As you cannot be enslaved in our modern woke and uncivilized world, you do realise the moral thing for you to do is to have a nice day? Make room for actual people of character and conviction like me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That one didn't age. Looked like a puppet back in the 1980s, looks like a puppet now.
                Now, the "Special Editions", those aged quite a bit. All the CG in those were brand new and everyone was impressed what's possible back in the mid-90s. But they simply cannot compare to what's possible now. Just like today's CGI will look like cheap shit in a decade or two.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutely and you're delusional if you think otherwise

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >villianova: gaudy, overdesigned, book inaccurate shit
              >lynch: timeless artistic compromise with the sauce as well as own identity that is iconic
              You're so stupid and inferior - if we lived 500 years ago people like me would enslave you because you're barely human

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Replied to the wrong post, anon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No you moronic chattle slop slurping slave golen of yids, I'm a person and knew exactly what I was replying to.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >knew exactly what I was replying to.
                Then how did you not recognize that the post largely agreed with your point?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am done with you chattle golem. "Plans within plans" is what is written in the book. You can recognize it because you are an animal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you drunk?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’re totally different animals, I avoided seeing DUNC for the longest time because I was an avowed Lynch admirer. I would see DUNC in theatres when you can because you won’t get another chance for a while.

      They gave Zendaya more to do, but on the other hand, she's there to beat the audience over the head with the theme of "beware of the Messiah complex" if you're too dumb to get basic subtext.
      >This prophecy is what's making us slaves!!!
      It's organic enough where it doesn't feel too forced, but it does stand out as very literal more than once.

      Also Sean Young is on another planet when it comes to attractiveness, so there's that.

      Is her skepticism is a DUNC thing exclusively? I haven’t read the novels. And yes, Sean Young is smexy.

  58. 1 month ago
    CreepyThinMan

    At least Lynch gave DUNE style and I'm not even a fan of his. These last two movies look like generic open world sandbox games!!!FACT!!!

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, and not even lynch believes that, its just peak contrarianism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not even lynch believes that
      Lynch hasn't even seen DUNC, so he wouldn't believe anything, moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because he hated the experience of his own version so much that he doesnt want to even touch anything that reminds him of that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he hated the experience of his own version so much
          No, fricktard. He hated that the studio didn't let him have final cut. That's quite literally the one thing that ruins it for him.
          >he doesnt want to even touch anything that reminds him of that
          Kyle MacLachlan became a lifelong friend and he's cast him in many of his works since. He's also cast Jürgen Prochnow, Dean Stockwell, Alicia Witt and Everett McGill again, all of whom he met on the Dune set. He's also cast Miguel Ferrer, the son of Jose Ferrer, who played the emperor in Dune. And he let Dino DiLaurentiis, the guy who produced Dune and was partially responsible for Lynch not getting final cut, produce his very next film, Blue Velvet.
          So, yes, he did "touch" a lot of things that remind hime of Dune. You're just full of shit, like all Villeneuve bootlickers.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dunc could never inspire techno bangers like Dune84 did

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    second best, first is Balsamique's

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It has moments and aspects that are better but as a cohesive project DUNC is better. I enjoy both of them but can't really take Lynch's dune seriously

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gun to head, I pick the Lynch version. I still think neither version holds a candle to the book.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Over 9000 hours in ms paint eh?
      Stay salty.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Lynch’s Dune Messiah script has been rediscovered and its KINO-

    >The planet itself is run by the Tleilaxu, sadists whose mere language (“Bino-theethwid, axlotl”) signals their bizarre nature, giving Kenneth McMillan's grotesque Baron from the ‘84 Dune a run for his money. Here's a particularly surreal/Lynchian passage, where Scytale sings a haunting “boogie tune”:
    >Scytale's friends are laughing and wildly rolling marbles under their hands as they watch Scytale sing through eighteen mouths in eighteen heads strung together with flesh that is like a flabby hose. The heads are singing all over the pink room. One man opens his mouth and a swarm of tiny people stream out singing accompaniment to Scytale. Another man releases a floating dog which explodes in mid-air causing everyone to get small and lost in the fibers of the beautiful carpet. Though small they all continue to laugh, a laughter which is now extremely high in pitch. Scytale (now with only one head) crawls up a wall laughing hysterically.

    https://www.wired.com/story/david-lynch-dune-sequel-script-unearthed/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is Jodorowsky level garbage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jodorowsky level
        You do realize that Jodorowsky never actually wrote anything, right? His whole "Dune" is just concept art and questionable casting choices.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How did Charlotte Rampling pass on the role of Jessica then? She said no after reading about the scene where the Algerian army extras were supposed to do a mass shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >She said no after reading about the scene where the Algerian army extras were supposed to do a mass shit.
            Wut?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Jodorowsky was going to shoot part of the film in Algeria. They spoke to the Algerian government, and the Algerian army was going to play extras. Jodorowsky was looking for who was going to play Jessica, and he wanted a strong, beautiful woman, not a weak dainty woman. Someone with a real spiritual strength. He saw a movie with Charlotte Rampling, and thought she would be perfect. They sent Charlotte Rampling the script, and she agreed to meet with Jodo before she had read the script, and in the script, there is a scene where a character named Rabban the Beast, part of the Harkonnen army. In order to insult Duke Leto, David Carradine, Rabban the Beast gets his army, the Algerian army, to pull down their pants in front of the palace and shit. So there’s going to be a scene of 2,000 extras defecating at once. So here’s Charlotte Rampling, she agrees to meet with Jodo, she gets the script, she reads the script, and she says, “I can’t be in a movie where there’s 2,000 extras defecating on screen! I need to be in a movie that people are actually going to see! Who the hell is going to see this movie?” Jodo said, “It was a great disappointment for me. A great disappointment.”

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I need to be in a movie that people are actually going to see! Who the hell is going to see this movie?” Jodo said, “It was a great disappointment for me. A great disappointment.”
                Neither of those sound believable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >t. has never seen a Jodorowsky movie
                Dude filmed a lady (playing his mom) pissing on the face of his son (playing his dad)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >has never seen a Jodorowsky movie
                What do his films have to do with how he and Charlotte Rambling would talk?

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    itt: definitive proof that LynchDune is hated by simpletons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny when that random extra in that scene has more expression in his performance than all of the DUNC cast combined.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone on Cinemaphile is a low-test simpleton

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lynch didn't like Lynch's Dune. Why the frick should I?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a great film.
      Not even close to Lynch's greatest, but better than anything that hack Villanova ever made.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make Piter a nonentity and gave his psycho knife nut persona to UNCLES GONNA FREAK nu-Feyd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked and it's a shame that Denis made all the Harkonnens bald albinos, because Austin Butler is a great choice for Feyd as-is, lookswise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Denis made all the Harkonnens bald albinos
        Which raises the question as to why Jessica is so different from the rest of them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's presumably a fashion choice (not much choice to the harkonnens) and a result of living under the black sun. I would have saved the bald and pale look for Scytale and the Tlieaxu, but we'll see what they get. If scytale isn't cut.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Given the give adaption change steps they've taken with stuff like Alia I can imagine he would make the Harkonnens and Tliexau one and the same.
            >Oh, Feyd, Rabban, and the Baron aren't it - we're gonna introduce another Harkonnen - the Baron's demi-brother and now the new Baron, Scytale Harkonnen, and he's pissed!
            Shit like that - basically he'd want to give Paul a villain faction to fight as a throughline in every film, and so it's now gonna be the Harkonnens with a massive Tliexau flavour

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >it's now gonna be the Harkonnens with a massive Tliexau flavour
              horrifyingly plausible

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >leprosy is better than AIDS
    Quite the bold stance there, OP

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dunc simps are appallingly ignorant and rude, typical of zoomer trash

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a new restored scene featuring Alia and Hara

    ?t=65

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is not a homosexual. Simple truth.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Recommend looking up the Spicediver edit in 4k on YouTube. Very interesting how much better it is than the studio cut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Very interesting how much better it is than the studio cut.
      Well, arguably it is, but that just shows how terrible the official edits are, because the "Spicediver Edit" isn't really a cut at all. There's barely any decision made about it (other than the ending, which goes against the author's intent for "bookhomosexualry" reasons). It just includes all scenes they could find.

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