Why even film this scene just so dumb he did the same thing in Blade runner just added those fight scenes that looked dumb. I dont understand why its so hard for modern directors to film action scenes, old senile ridley scott can do it but these modern homosexuals cant.
>I am Paul moroneez >I will abandon the galaxy when it needs me most >I will hide in isolation because democracy doesn't work and only dictatorships are the final solution to the galactic problem >My son has to do all the work and make all the sacrifices
>My son has to do all the work and make all the sacrifices
Leto was a pre-born or some shit, becoming a worm and losing his dick wasn't that much of a deal to him.
I thought it meant he was Broly compared to his Goku dad, Leto ends up being beastly along with his sister but he makes the choice boomer Paul was too afraid to make;
Ruthless dictator
Being a worm was to preserve his life
>Leto ends up being beastly along with his sister but he makes the choice boomer Paul was too afraid to make;
Well paul was already fed up with the jihad, living a centuries as worm oppresing humanity was too much for him IIRC paul also didn't know it would end up saving humanity
It was good. Not great and pretty wobbly in the 2nd half but I think Lynch did a better job at telling the story without continuous exposition dumps like the new one.
Cult classic. It has a lot of weird shit but for some that makes it interesting. Beautiful mess that still manages to bring forward a lot of what's good in the source material.
>Book the size of a Bible squashed down into 90 minutes >Intro is literally a character looking at the camera and delivering so much exposition she forgets what to say several times >Better pacing
Feyd should be the character to flesh out further as his whole "a Harkonnen nice on the outside" barely get any page time. He'll probably just get the arena scene and Margot fricking him.
Is it even confirmed that Margot fricked him? I remember her mentioning to the Count that it was something she was considering so the Harkonnen seed didn't go to waste but I don't remember if it's ever followed up on, and Feyd dies not too long after and the Fenrings disappear from the series entirely after the first book lol
>“I was blown away by Tenet, I think it’s a masterpiece. I think it’s a movie that’s an incredible cinematic achievement. I think that it’s a very complex movie. I had so much fun, I saw it several times, and each time it was a blast, and I think the level of mastery of Christopher Nolan is unmatched.”
why would zoomers find this la creatura de las americanos attractive? I'm black myself but when I see her, my genes go into full panic mode turning off my libido just in case
>why would zoomers find this la creatura de las americanos attractive? I'm black myself but when I see her, my genes go into full panic mode turning off my libido just in case
Why doesn't Hollywood push hot black actresses like Meagan Good or Nia Long?
I have no idea, there are so many cute girls even outside every day. Yet they choose the most repulsive ones they could find (Foundation, Mermaid, Dunc, TLOU etc)
I can't not laugh seeing Christopher Walken in this. Also really not liking Zendaya's acting at all. Looks alright. Weird that Pugh isn't in this trailer.
she was and looked moronic, did you even watch it?
I can't not laugh seeing Christopher Walken in this. Also really not liking Zendaya's acting at all. Looks alright. Weird that Pugh isn't in this trailer.
>Who are they fighting?
Infidels who don't believe in Space Jesus (Paul). A big part of the book is Paul failing to rein in the innate Fremen bloodlust and spirit of conquest.
Iirc Paul doesn't lead the jihad
He's elevated to a god emperor by the fremen, and they rampage across the galaxy in his name, and he's powerless to stop them
Really they just wanted to go out and slaughter and he was the excuse
Why not just deny them access to spaceships?
Like, they're fricking monkeys that drink their own piss and fight with knives. And how many are there anyway? Enough for a jihad that has a deathtoll in billions across the galaxy? And the fact that appaently harsh desert terrain makes them somehow the best fighters in the galaxy, just shows that Herbert was a gay that was never in a fight in his life. By his logic the fricking Eskimos are the deadliest motherfrickers on Earth.
I swear Herbert didn't really think this shit through, cause the logistics don't add up. I guess he just needed it for the plot of Messiah to happen.
The end of the first book specifically address your point. Paul tells Navigators if they don't collaborate they won't get Spice anymore. They don't have a standing army and they literally die if they don't get enough spice because that's a side effect of consumption. They can see the future too so they knew he meant it.
Paul isn't immortal, moron. Have you ever read Brothers Karamazov? The part where the priest says he'd have to murder Jesus if he came back to keep people in line specifically. Paul isn't immortal and just has powers from generations and generations of breeding. He sees that using the false lore seeded by the Bene Gesrit to his advantage is dangerous but does it so he can take out the Harrkonen and the Emperor. Not all of the Freemen are morons and they're on the planet that holds the key to all intergalactic travel--the other planets are basically sitting ducks.
Iirc Paul doesn't lead the jihad
He's elevated to a god emperor by the fremen, and they rampage across the galaxy in his name, and he's powerless to stop them
Really they just wanted to go out and slaughter and he was the excuse
>Paul doesn't lead the jihad
He did. Read dune messiah, he called the fremen to go on the jihad, he didn't have to go himself since his Fedaykin can lead the way
The Mua'dib shit is fake lore seeded by the Bene Gesrit. Paul is the result of a breeding programme and that's why he has powers. The other houses don't believe he's a God and the Freemen go religitard to the point Paul can't reign them in. He knows this might happen while he's using them to take over Dune because of his prescience. So yeah, it's important to know that Paul isn't actually a Messiah and the story is used by him and Jessica in order to manipulate the Freeman--it ends up causing a massive war.
Leto II, Paul's son, has the same power and becomes a space dictator in order to freeze people in place as part of a plan to make it impossible for mankind to go extinct.
The Mua'dib shit is fake lore seeded by the Bene Gesrit. Paul is the result of a breeding programme and that's why he has powers. The other houses don't believe he's a God and the Freemen go religitard to the point Paul can't reign them in. He knows this might happen while he's using them to take over Dune because of his prescience. So yeah, it's important to know that Paul isn't actually a Messiah and the story is used by him and Jessica in order to manipulate the Freeman--it ends up causing a massive war.
Leto II, Paul's son, has the same power and becomes a space dictator in order to freeze people in place as part of a plan to make it impossible for mankind to go extinct.
The whole thing about Dune is that messiahs don't exist, and all those passing as one do it only as a 6D chess scheme to make themselves - and the whole concept of a chosen absolute ruler in general - the villain so that humanity can reject that and thrive in the long run. Paul first, who fricks it up because he ultimately doesn't have the balls to commit, and Leto II who sticks to the plan to completion well knowing that it ends with his demise by means that he himself put into motion.
Dunno why they're hyping up "all my visions end in horror" bit when the movies will just end at Paul winning Arrakis? Are they going to do sequels to Dune with the worm emperor and all?
Denis says he is 100% committed to doing a Messiah film if Part 2 is successful. Where the series goes after there is anyone's guess, because he's said that he's done after a theoretical Messiah film gets made.
Lynch's navigators are plain better. Dennis could do the same and make his own design given he likes that movie so much but that's not safe enough for the mouth breathers that got in the theater to watch Star Wars 2.
Yes but they're not described as fish creatures until Messiah
There are spacing guild reps but no Navigators. Navigators are described as fish people in the first book but it's framed as a myth because they're so secretive. Messiah comes out and it turns out to be the truth
>my planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low >they ravage our lands >their cruelty to my people
What a weird angle to put on it. Probably couldn't film any actual fremen since they were too busy harvesting spice and baby worms and shot at the crew on sight.
Ferguson and Seydoux are such ethereal beauties that are perfect for Bene Gesserit witches. Then the Princess Irulan is fat pig flossie poo. I guess it makes sense why Paul won't frick her, though?
I literally shut off a trailer. A fricking 3:03 minute trailer! That's pretty bad. Does it look like they actually added a bit of color for the sequel? But when that middle eastern music kicked in was nauseous. No thanks. We'll have to wait for real film makers with in the next couple of decades to make a real film on Dune.
Herbert was absolutely into femdom he literally has a cult of evil sex witches who are at odds with the Bene Gesserit and control men by milking them with their c**t powers.
>looks just as boring as the first one
Yeah, might pirate it when it comes out, no way im paying a ticket to see a twink and a ugly tomboy negress have adventures in boreland with action scenes straight out of the power rangers.
Dune should have more color. The books are constantly describing the variety of colors and textures present in the desert, the towns, the palaces, the sietches. Dennis's version of Dune has all the vibrancy and style of a cinderblock.
>The books are constantly describing the variety of colors and textures present in the desert, the towns, the palaces, the sietches.
no they dont, 90% of the books' text are complex inner monologues
>90% of the books' text are complex inner monologues
No 80% of the book are dialogs. And the inner thoughts (if you don't count spice trips) are not complex and could be easily conveyed by acting and cinematography.
Its really only the sietch interiors that are described as very colorful
>Its really only the sietch interiors that are described as very colorful
So I just opened the chapter Villehack decided to adapt fully in black & and white. And look what I found >in the golden box above the triangular arena. >In honor of the na-Baron’s nativity and to remind all Harkonnens and subjects that Feyd-Rautha was heir-designate, it was holiday on Giedi Prime. The old Baron had decreed a meridian-to-meridian rest from labors, and effort had been spent in the family city of Harko to create the illusion of gaiety: banners flew from buildings, new paint had been splashed on the walls along Court Way. >In the Baron’s blue-walled keep
And that's literally just the first 3 paragraphs. You can't make this shit up
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the cut inner monologues on Lynch's movie are so kino, it improved the movie a lot but I understand why some pussy execs in the 80s wanted those off.
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For all its problems, that's one thing the miniseries definitely got right. The colorful, often gaudy nobility.
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Arakis turns into the universe cultural center on Messiah and it is describe as decadent and colorful so good look to Dennis trying to turn this concrete bunker into a vibrant capital without giving the audience whiplash.
Crazy how those israelite producers legit got away with turning the obviously Arab inspired Fremem into some Wakanda Black Panther society of noble savages. Nobody questions that change anymore because they are so busy calling out a dozen other questionable directions Dennis chose.
this
its amazing how shit Dennis at basic filmmaking
He thinks that making everything look just clean and sterile and in one color is peak art.
No, Dennis, thats usually isnt.
Pitchy black and chronicles are good because the world and characters are weird and strange its interesting. The dune universe in the movie is boring as frick.
The fact you know he is just looking at a blue screen completely takes you away from the scene. Dennis is a literal tard for agreeing to film the entire thing in a studio.
He's about the only one i can take seriously since he's adequately scrawny for the role but Villy, he has to make his actors act things out it's their job. Bardem did it in the first one, it's called acting, make them do that.
What is it with the contemporary obsession with making things ugly?
chani >book: beautiful, wild (red headed) >movie: ugly brown ape looking woman
irulan >book: literally the most beautiful woman in the universe >movie: fat ugly woman
all the architecture and decorations and places of habitation >book: at least fricking decorated >movie: made of stone (???)
Why did they have to decide to make the Harkonnen look comically evil. I feel like Denis (his homosexual parents even can't spell his name) just doesn't understand the source material. Like he thinks the book is some Star Wars fanfic.
Movie studios can't allow any sense of moral gray areas. Everything has to be black and white to the point of comedy. After watching part 1 I was totally convinced Denis would make Feyd handsome to stand out from the other Harkonnens. The frog actually make him a horrible monster too. What a joke.
I guess having Feyd wear an all-black Geiger suit identical to every other Harkonnen would have been too visually confusing if he had hair. The audience might not understand that he is Harkonnen. Kill me.
You know what, I kind of understand the predicament the producers of the film were in. They don't want to show hedonism as being a negative trait and chani will be shown as being bloodthirsty and vain so can't have those traits belong to Feyd. They're left with "make him really white".
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did chatgpi wrote this?
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>did chatgpi wrote this? >wrote
Fricking pajeets and ai. The internet is finished.
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Well white men are evil (according to Hollywood) so makes sense to make him as white as possible.
They were depicted in the novel as smart and cunning industrious people. He had plenty of material to work with to make something interesting out of that. The older movie was already satire, this just takes it a step further into marvel land.
I don't have it at the moment but do you recall that meme where Tolkien is depicted as chad with moral absolutes etc as the attributes of his storyline while GRRM is shown as a dumbo and the inverse of him. If they actually knew GRRM, they would know that he is a romantic at heart and even optimistic in his books. Anyways, the idea has been floating on this part of internet for years. That gray morality is a israeli idea and le classics are all about black& white morality. Good and Evil.
Daily reminder the entire saga ends with the 1000th generation clone of Aquabro ruling over the galaxy as he leads both mankind and the returning A.I. robot race as the true ultimate kwisatz haderach
I doubt he will ever adapt this. He'll keep duncan dead. He wont ever do letto 2 its too weird and strange. Dennis is a boring homosexual. Leto 2 will probably be some rogue A.I.
>why is there slow build up in my movie
There isn't any build up in the film. Just a sequence of poorly edited scenes only vaguely resembling the material they are adapting and completely devoid of it's meaning or any new meaning >where are all the quips and explosions
The trailer consists mostly of explosions. And plebittors are pissing themselves over it, because they didn't learn from the first time >why isn't this like muh hecking Star Wars
DUNC is exactly the same kind of slop as modern SW/capeshit, just with fewer quips
>Just a sequence of poorly edited scenes only vaguely resembling the material they are adapting and completely devoid of it's meaning or any new meaning
This has to be bait
>chani is a girboss now, she also seems to be againts paul,yes her boyfriend and muad'did because a woman cannot be shown to caring and sweet
So tiresome
Timothy Chalamet looked like he actually stepped up his game and seems believable as maturing Muadib. Zendaya is still stuck in CW teen drama acting mode though. They should have replaced her with a middle eastern actress.
Say what you want about the pug but at least she can act. Zendaya is only there to appeal to pathetic Euphoria zoomies for muh box office
Contrariangays complaining about the colour pallete have never lived in desert country. The fact that you're living near a sand pit the size of countries means even the most colourful building look greyish and stale after a few windy days because sand covers everything. The palette is very accurate for anyone who've been to the middle east for example.
from birth to become the best soldiers
So are Fremen.
advance
Fremen have a weapons blackmarket and tech like shields being a weakness is an important part of the book. >>Has an airforce and vehicles >>>Gets btfo by desert goat frickers
Gee, if only there was precedent for technologically superior force with air and armor losing a war with an indigenous population.
M O M M Y
M U M M U
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I don't care. You can delete this thread.
>Shani with a CrysKnife
these fricking homosexuals...
I don't know if it is shown in the previous movie but, is the knife only to be used by males? I didn't read the book.
I don't think it is an only make thing, but Shani didn't have one.
>but Shani didn't have one
all fremen have one
She literally gives Paul her knife before he fights the big buck.
Yes she did you fricking moron, they ALL have them. In the books she kills someone inside the sietch who was going to kill Paul.
See
I know you gays get mad literally on nothing.
>Shani
Black person you don't even know how to spell the name of the character
>uses foreign desert army to win war against rival house
Reminds me of the israelites
many such cases
ah shit, it looks like crap
only redeeming factor is Ferguson, that's about it
i speak for everyone when i say the hood is ready for another 3 hour nap
Didnt know they were making a Syfy Dune series
The Scifi Dune series from 2000 had a low budget but was good
Denis's travesty is expensive garbage by comparison
>bene jesuit seeds region with tall tales about a prophet who will lead the desert people to act as buffalo soldiers for his agenda
Fake Dune
Ick.
I'm not a fan of this weird hybrid nappy hair, Sean Young was far more sexo
what the heck is this fugly abomination?
thats an amerimutt
imagine paying $59.99 plus tip to see this absolute DOG of a woman on the silver screen.
>still doesn't sail the seas to view goyslop
low IQ goys go back of the bus
>Leto II becomes Kang and fixes everything
Soon bros
She's worse than a DOG of a woman, she is (shai'hulud forgive me) waterfat.
He's beautiful but I'd rather frick paul in the ass.
Will it be just as long and boring as the first one?
probably. the trailer being good can't make Denis into a good director, or more importantly a good screenwriter.
exactly like kojima and look how autistic most people get over his games
looks like the kind of meme movie that's taylor-made for reddit
>taylor-made
esl moment
How disappointing is the final battle going to be?
Bravo Villeneuve! Another fricking disaster for your shit portfolio.
>Another fricking disaster for your shit portfolio
Ay lmao!
not as disappointing as the illogical final fight scene which no one would want Paul to fight, especially the Navigator's Guild.
Zendaya connecting with zoomer audiences is probably unironically the movie's only hope.
What were they thinking
This isn't the real final battle scene. the trailer shows the actual assault on Arrakeen and they're not wearing these moronic power ranger suits.
Why even film this scene just so dumb he did the same thing in Blade runner just added those fight scenes that looked dumb. I dont understand why its so hard for modern directors to film action scenes, old senile ridley scott can do it but these modern homosexuals cant.
>I AM PAUL MUAD'DIB ATREIDES
KINO KINO KINO KINO
>I am Paul moroneez
>I will abandon the galaxy when it needs me most
>I will hide in isolation because democracy doesn't work and only dictatorships are the final solution to the galactic problem
>My son has to do all the work and make all the sacrifices
This whole franchise is an analogy of boomers
>My son has to do all the work and make all the sacrifices
Leto was a pre-born or some shit, becoming a worm and losing his dick wasn't that much of a deal to him.
I thought it meant he was Broly compared to his Goku dad, Leto ends up being beastly along with his sister but he makes the choice boomer Paul was too afraid to make;
Ruthless dictator
Being a worm was to preserve his life
>Leto ends up being beastly along with his sister but he makes the choice boomer Paul was too afraid to make;
Well paul was already fed up with the jihad, living a centuries as worm oppresing humanity was too much for him IIRC paul also didn't know it would end up saving humanity
IT'S MUAD'DIB TIME
>did it better with less budget and studio meddling
“Long live the fiiightahs” was much more kino coming from Kale. New Dune is becoming dated before it’s even finished. Sad!
This. At the very least it was creative visually and entertaining with a great soundtrack.
>completely ruins the story from the very beginning of the movie
>shitty therefor unpopular
>If I pretend to like it, people will think I'm smart
It was good. Not great and pretty wobbly in the 2nd half but I think Lynch did a better job at telling the story without continuous exposition dumps like the new one.
Here's your ornithopter bro
>DUDE BUGS LMAO
You know damn well the new ones look better, even if you're pretending not to
As opposed to a movie made on 1984 yes that looks technically better, as in they had more tech to realize that on the screen.
Design wise I take the owl-looking flying brickhouse over picking a prying mantis and making a car out of it.
Ku
>old = good
frick off
Why do contrarians pretend to like this version? To spite Denis or something?
If you aren't a zoomer and read the book as a teen you like the Lynch movie. Simple as.
I'm pretty sure a lot of boomers hate that movie too
Cult classic. It has a lot of weird shit but for some that makes it interesting. Beautiful mess that still manages to bring forward a lot of what's good in the source material.
I actually don't mind it. Its at least fun compared to dunc.
it has better pacing and at least it's not filtered through a palette of grays
>Book the size of a Bible squashed down into 90 minutes
>Intro is literally a character looking at the camera and delivering so much exposition she forgets what to say several times
>Better pacing
Contrarian gays will say anything to defend Lynch's abomination and spite Villeneuve
Like piss through a stillsuit, you were filtered.
the only good thing in dune movies is rebecca ferguson
Correct.
fine, i will watch your movie.
why is that girls name johnny
Remove zendaya scenes and it's all so much better
What's his problem again?
high on xenomorph goo or some shit
>Dune by Balenciaga
no hair
Feyd's already a dogshit non-character. I honestly don't care that they're gonna butcher him even more.
Feyd should be the character to flesh out further as his whole "a Harkonnen nice on the outside" barely get any page time. He'll probably just get the arena scene and Margot fricking him.
Is it even confirmed that Margot fricked him? I remember her mentioning to the Count that it was something she was considering so the Harkonnen seed didn't go to waste but I don't remember if it's ever followed up on, and Feyd dies not too long after and the Fenrings disappear from the series entirely after the first book lol
it's mindblowing to me they absolutely wasted seydoux on the role unless it's somehow been greatly expanded
>The foil for Paul is a meaningless non-character, I don't care how he's handled.
Let me guess, you didn't care about the Liet Kynes gender and race swaps either.
he was vaxxed
>yes, this is the guy whose genes are the closest to Paul's. This makes perfect sense.
is this the start of the feel guy cinematic universe?
See these people are the badguys because they're white pale skinheads. fricking christ these people have no talent.
MUH SAND
I GOT DA SAND IN MUH BOOTS
>not saying YA HYA CHOUHADA for Long Live the Fighters
Gay and shit and cringe
What did he say?
No idea, probably something in the new Fremen language they created for the movies
Your father, hid a sandworm from the harkonnens, up his ass, for four years
is this the last part or is villenueve making more?
If this does well in the box office, villeneuve will do Dune Messiah
this is the last part of the first book, it's supposed be a trilogy with the second book being 1 movie
Will they recast Paul? Iirc Paul in Dune Messiah is older than Chalamet. I forgot the time gap between the books
Messiah takes place around 15 years after the first book. Paul is 15 when Dunc 1 begins and around 30 in Messiah. Chalamet is 27 irl lol
No. Villeneuve has already said he wants to wait several years before making Messiah.
Why did Denny cut Alia if he wanted to do Messiah?
He's probably just going to make it so that she's born between the movies kek
Is Alia confirmed cut or are you just doomposting because she's not in the trailers?
>it would be so scary to stretch the bad guys mouth like yoyu see in those normie horror films lololol Great idea Denni
>scene in book is interesting and paints Giedi Prime like North Korea
>Penis turns it into the 1984 Mac ad
ALLAH AKBAR!!!
>“I was blown away by Tenet, I think it’s a masterpiece. I think it’s a movie that’s an incredible cinematic achievement. I think that it’s a very complex movie. I had so much fun, I saw it several times, and each time it was a blast, and I think the level of mastery of Christopher Nolan is unmatched.”
Dunebros, WE ARE FRICKED
>I won't be fighting for him
Lol real Chani would never said that
I just want to see their take on the psychic adult-baby.
why would Penis cameo in his own movie?
They're showing a bit too much, but looks pretty good
>LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS
Damn, they actually went with that line.
>this prophecy is how they enslave us
Was it in the book?
No
Apart from Walken, the trailer looks shit. That colosseum scene looks like a joke.
why would zoomers find this la creatura de las americanos attractive? I'm black myself but when I see her, my genes go into full panic mode turning off my libido just in case
>why would zoomers find this la creatura de las americanos attractive? I'm black myself but when I see her, my genes go into full panic mode turning off my libido just in case
Why doesn't Hollywood push hot black actresses like Meagan Good or Nia Long?
would Keke Palmer do good in the role?
he said attractive, not Paul's maid
>would Keke Palmer do good in the role?
Laura Harrier would've been the better choice
I have no idea, there are so many cute girls even outside every day. Yet they choose the most repulsive ones they could find (Foundation, Mermaid, Dunc, TLOU etc)
shouldn't Feyd be handsome as frick?
yeah, he's supposed to remind you of Paul
she was and looked moronic, did you even watch it?
They cast this guy and made him ugly for some reason.
So audiences can understand: ugly = bad. Yes. They are appealing to fricking morons.
I can't not laugh seeing Christopher Walken in this. Also really not liking Zendaya's acting at all. Looks alright. Weird that Pugh isn't in this trailer.
Dune was an okay flick, but why are all the Dune trailers so cringy. The first part was like this too.
Suddenly the baron is now made out of marble as well
Zendaya trying to act badass is hilarious, she is going to ruin this movie
sweet, looks cool. I liked the first part really good.
Don’t know why all you science dorks get so flustered over these movies, its just a movie
Dunc lore bros.
Why does Paul and the Fremen jihad across the galaxy when Paul is made Emperor and House Harkonnen is destroyed? Who are they fighting?
because the imperium didn't just disappear
the remaining nobility that dont fall in line and the scattered Harkonnens I guess
i watch for she
>Who are they fighting?
Infidels who don't believe in Space Jesus (Paul). A big part of the book is Paul failing to rein in the innate Fremen bloodlust and spirit of conquest.
He knew all along he'd fail at controlling their bloodlust. His story is basically predestination. His son is the one that gets shit done.
>His son is the one that gets shit done.
Makes sense I guess. I kinda lost interest after finishing Messiah
Why not just deny them access to spaceships?
Like, they're fricking monkeys that drink their own piss and fight with knives. And how many are there anyway? Enough for a jihad that has a deathtoll in billions across the galaxy? And the fact that appaently harsh desert terrain makes them somehow the best fighters in the galaxy, just shows that Herbert was a gay that was never in a fight in his life. By his logic the fricking Eskimos are the deadliest motherfrickers on Earth.
I swear Herbert didn't really think this shit through, cause the logistics don't add up. I guess he just needed it for the plot of Messiah to happen.
>By his logic the fricking Eskimos are the deadliest motherfrickers on Earth.
You're presuming everyone else isn't a fop-dandy living in luxery.
The end of the first book specifically address your point. Paul tells Navigators if they don't collaborate they won't get Spice anymore. They don't have a standing army and they literally die if they don't get enough spice because that's a side effect of consumption. They can see the future too so they knew he meant it.
Paul isn't immortal, moron. Have you ever read Brothers Karamazov? The part where the priest says he'd have to murder Jesus if he came back to keep people in line specifically. Paul isn't immortal and just has powers from generations and generations of breeding. He sees that using the false lore seeded by the Bene Gesrit to his advantage is dangerous but does it so he can take out the Harrkonen and the Emperor. Not all of the Freemen are morons and they're on the planet that holds the key to all intergalactic travel--the other planets are basically sitting ducks.
Because they have to spread the world of Muad'dib across the galaxy
Any House or organization that threatenes House Atreidies control of Arrakis, the spice, and his Empire.
>Who are they fighting?
God
>who are they fighting?
All the royal houses that won't recognize him as the new Emperor of the Known Universe.
Houses who don't accept his absolute rule over the known universe
Iirc Paul doesn't lead the jihad
He's elevated to a god emperor by the fremen, and they rampage across the galaxy in his name, and he's powerless to stop them
Really they just wanted to go out and slaughter and he was the excuse
>Paul doesn't lead the jihad
He did. Read dune messiah, he called the fremen to go on the jihad, he didn't have to go himself since his Fedaykin can lead the way
The Mua'dib shit is fake lore seeded by the Bene Gesrit. Paul is the result of a breeding programme and that's why he has powers. The other houses don't believe he's a God and the Freemen go religitard to the point Paul can't reign them in. He knows this might happen while he's using them to take over Dune because of his prescience. So yeah, it's important to know that Paul isn't actually a Messiah and the story is used by him and Jessica in order to manipulate the Freeman--it ends up causing a massive war.
Leto II, Paul's son, has the same power and becomes a space dictator in order to freeze people in place as part of a plan to make it impossible for mankind to go extinct.
MY PENIS HAS AWOKEN!
The whole thing about Dune is that messiahs don't exist, and all those passing as one do it only as a 6D chess scheme to make themselves - and the whole concept of a chosen absolute ruler in general - the villain so that humanity can reject that and thrive in the long run. Paul first, who fricks it up because he ultimately doesn't have the balls to commit, and Leto II who sticks to the plan to completion well knowing that it ends with his demise by means that he himself put into motion.
Dunno why they're hyping up "all my visions end in horror" bit when the movies will just end at Paul winning Arrakis? Are they going to do sequels to Dune with the worm emperor and all?
Denis says he is 100% committed to doing a Messiah film if Part 2 is successful. Where the series goes after there is anyone's guess, because he's said that he's done after a theoretical Messiah film gets made.
It appears they are giving Chani far more fighting significance than she had in the book.
too problematic to portray Fremen women too closely to their real life counterparts
Zendaya is so fricking annoying, chani is supposed so be Sayyadina and not giving orders and shit
So... No navigators then?
No Navigators appear in person in the first book. They're alluded to, but none of them actually are present on the page until Messiah.
The scene with the navigator in the Lynch movie was invented as an exposition dump for the audience (that just ended up being confused anyway lol)
You're right. It's just such an iconic image in all the previous movies.
weren't 2 navigators present during the final fight?
Yes but they're not described as fish creatures until Messiah
Lynch's navigators are plain better. Dennis could do the same and make his own design given he likes that movie so much but that's not safe enough for the mouth breathers that got in the theater to watch Star Wars 2.
There are spacing guild reps but no Navigators. Navigators are described as fish people in the first book but it's framed as a myth because they're so secretive. Messiah comes out and it turns out to be the truth
Why is he looking at the dagger like Rey did?
I'm curious to see if it'll make more or less than previous one.
>I AIN'TS FIGHTN FOR WHITE BOY. I'S FIGHTN FOR MA PEEPS!
Slay Queen!
They are making Chani more skeptical of Paul and whiny about muh people, i already hate this
>my planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low
>they ravage our lands
>their cruelty to my people
What a weird angle to put on it. Probably couldn't film any actual fremen since they were too busy harvesting spice and baby worms and shot at the crew on sight.
>Hey Leto ya wanna go catch a movie or something after school?
>mom character is more attractive and desirable to audience than lead female love interest
More
>Sir, we had to cover the pig in tight fitting cloth to hid the horror. How does it look?
>TIGHTER!
um bookgays, what is this?
Slamhog instead of a chairdog.
>Not so shrimple, is it?
>IT'S SIMPLE, WE EAT THE FREMEN
jesus Villaneuve I thought you had it in you
>here's your most genetically perfect and alluring woman in the universe bro
Ferguson and Seydoux are such ethereal beauties that are perfect for Bene Gesserit witches. Then the Princess Irulan is fat pig flossie poo. I guess it makes sense why Paul won't frick her, though?
looks like a skin disease
>stifles a giggle
Holy frick why are they giving them power ranger armor? The entire point is they fight in stillsuit and robes
between her and pug I was full on laughing
>power ranger plastic armor because its easier on the actors
I say goy, you say...
Starship Troopers did it better
>THIS PROPHECY IS HOW THEY ENSLAVE US!
Sounds like Chani saying this nonsense. They're ruining the book for girl-power garbage.
Yeah the beautiful thing about the book it was how supportive she was of Paul, she is just a b***h now
Villenova is a hard feminist if you hadn't noticed (or read the interviews/news) by now.
They spoiled everything except alia
Lol it's over
>Paul your heir must be of pure Atreides blood, the future of the galaxy depends upon it
Wat do?
Jessica isn't an Atreides by blood, she's a Harkonnen lmao
Kek, nice spoilers.
idk I haven't seen the movie but in the book Jessica is revealed as a Harkonnen pretty early
Let the people too stupid to read have their fun anon
explain inbreeding and the fate of the habsburgs
>it's for the future of the galaxy Alia, mom said so
>yes, she need to be there and watch us
WAs Alia in the trailer?
Negative.
No mention of her in any cast list you can find, she's been cut
>Fleshed-out Battle of Arrakeen
>Zendaya gets a prominent role in it
I literally shut off a trailer. A fricking 3:03 minute trailer! That's pretty bad. Does it look like they actually added a bit of color for the sequel? But when that middle eastern music kicked in was nauseous. No thanks. We'll have to wait for real film makers with in the next couple of decades to make a real film on Dune.
>a real film on Dune
It'll be a show next time.
I think Game of Thrones already quashed that idea.
>If Game of Thrones had been Dune instead? KINO.
After GoT and even worse, Foundation series, I hope no one would try a series in the current media climate
Well luckily I will be dead in the coming Civil War in America. So it doesn't really matter.
Fricking hell
Go Speed Racer GO!
>still no sign of alia
i'm gonna strangle denis
They need more screen time for epic capeshit battle scenes.
>No Alia
>No guild
>No Paul and Chani's son
...I hate phantom spaceman.
>doomposting doomposting and more doomposting
DUNEpoasting.
>looks like shit
>anons point that out
>uuuuh you are doomposting
You are gayposting.
>looks like shit
more like you have shit in your eyes
You are the last person that can talk about other people having shit smeared on them, Hajeesh.
>Hajeesh
obsessed
>Hajeesh
That sounds more Arabic now than Pajeet.
Another angry Hispanic b***h with attitude? No. No thank you.
If barbie didn't go turbofat, she could've been a tomboy-latina baddie as chani
>What's inside that box?
>MILK IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!
Yes please extract cum out of my penis with your black magic witch stuff or what ever
please squeeze my dick with these thighs
>3kW
>Do not cover
I haven't seen such awful costumes in a big budget movie since Bryan Singer's Xmen
Do anyone of these homosexuals even remember how to ACT? Fricking Hell.
>Leave the Baron to me!
>frickin D girl!
"He haaaszz mayneee freminnn waraaaaareeoorrrs."
honestly looks really good
If Herbert wanted Chani to be a girlboss getting things done, he would have made her a girlboss getting things done.
Herbert was absolutely into femdom he literally has a cult of evil sex witches who are at odds with the Bene Gesserit and control men by milking them with their c**t powers.
Yeah but chani was not like that
>looks just as boring as the first one
Yeah, might pirate it when it comes out, no way im paying a ticket to see a twink and a ugly tomboy negress have adventures in boreland with action scenes straight out of the power rangers.
Is this a good shot?
>beige on beige colors.
>horizon in the middle of the frame
No
>why is everything brown
>on a desert planet
really sizzles the bacon
Dune should have more color. The books are constantly describing the variety of colors and textures present in the desert, the towns, the palaces, the sietches. Dennis's version of Dune has all the vibrancy and style of a cinderblock.
Dennis trying to trick people into believing Dune is like Star Wars.
>The books are constantly describing the variety of colors and textures present in the desert, the towns, the palaces, the sietches.
no they dont, 90% of the books' text are complex inner monologues
Its really only the sietch interiors that are described as very colorful
>90% of the books' text are complex inner monologues
No 80% of the book are dialogs. And the inner thoughts (if you don't count spice trips) are not complex and could be easily conveyed by acting and cinematography.
>Its really only the sietch interiors that are described as very colorful
So I just opened the chapter Villehack decided to adapt fully in black & and white. And look what I found
>in the golden box above the triangular arena.
>In honor of the na-Baron’s nativity and to remind all Harkonnens and subjects that Feyd-Rautha was heir-designate, it was holiday on Giedi Prime. The old Baron had decreed a meridian-to-meridian rest from labors, and effort had been spent in the family city of Harko to create the illusion of gaiety: banners flew from buildings, new paint had been splashed on the walls along Court Way.
>In the Baron’s blue-walled keep
And that's literally just the first 3 paragraphs. You can't make this shit up
the cut inner monologues on Lynch's movie are so kino, it improved the movie a lot but I understand why some pussy execs in the 80s wanted those off.
For all its problems, that's one thing the miniseries definitely got right. The colorful, often gaudy nobility.
Arakis turns into the universe cultural center on Messiah and it is describe as decadent and colorful so good look to Dennis trying to turn this concrete bunker into a vibrant capital without giving the audience whiplash.
moron alert
Crazy how those israelite producers legit got away with turning the obviously Arab inspired Fremem into some Wakanda Black Panther society of noble savages. Nobody questions that change anymore because they are so busy calling out a dozen other questionable directions Dennis chose.
> No black people
> In middle eastern countries
The educational system has really failed people
You know exactly why they changed the muslim and jihad parallels you weasel.
there aren't native blacks in middle eastern countries actually, the only exception would be southern egypt if you count hem
this
its amazing how shit Dennis at basic filmmaking
He thinks that making everything look just clean and sterile and in one color is peak art.
No, Dennis, thats usually isnt.
Chronicles of Riddick is a better Dune movie than Dunc.
Pitchy black and chronicles are good because the world and characters are weird and strange its interesting. The dune universe in the movie is boring as frick.
Why is Denny so terrified of having colors in this film
Isn't that suppose to be a nuke going off?
Pretty sure you're not suppose to look directly into those.
Yup. Atreidies House Atomics. I guess Gurney stashed them someplace, I can't remember.
Paul is blinded by a nuke in Messiah
Shhhhh! Spoilers.
the book is nearly old enough to join the AARP
and you're worried about spoilers
has /ourguy/ returned?
No. He asked for too much money so they replaced him with a lamppost.
lel
Not a nuke, it was some sci fi biosphere destroying nuclear powered bomb you poser.
IIRC it's called a stone melter or something
Stone burner, ackshually
Burn the stone, you must atone
The shield wall exploding
The fact you know he is just looking at a blue screen completely takes you away from the scene. Dennis is a literal tard for agreeing to film the entire thing in a studio.
Test
imagine the smell
this is genius
the bodies appear to the viewer as grains of sand on desert planet arrakis
looks alright
>Reverend Mommy
I can't take Chalamet seriously as Paul Atreides.
He's about the only one i can take seriously since he's adequately scrawny for the role but Villy, he has to make his actors act things out it's their job. Bardem did it in the first one, it's called acting, make them do that.
frick all of y'all who are saying this looks like garbage. wouldn't know kino if it fricked you in the ass.
I believe that's what happens to Lady Margot in the fighter pit changing rooms.
What is it with the contemporary obsession with making things ugly?
chani
>book: beautiful, wild (red headed)
>movie: ugly brown ape looking woman
irulan
>book: literally the most beautiful woman in the universe
>movie: fat ugly woman
all the architecture and decorations and places of habitation
>book: at least fricking decorated
>movie: made of stone (???)
Making beautiful things is difficult so this is a way to cope with not having that ability.
The Fremen can't even leave Arrakis without Paul giving them a lift in his car.
Why did they have to decide to make the Harkonnen look comically evil. I feel like Denis (his homosexual parents even can't spell his name) just doesn't understand the source material. Like he thinks the book is some Star Wars fanfic.
Movie studios can't allow any sense of moral gray areas. Everything has to be black and white to the point of comedy. After watching part 1 I was totally convinced Denis would make Feyd handsome to stand out from the other Harkonnens. The frog actually make him a horrible monster too. What a joke.
He made all the other Harkonnens bald and albino so that means Feyd has to be as well. This is the extent of Denis' understanding of visual language
I guess having Feyd wear an all-black Geiger suit identical to every other Harkonnen would have been too visually confusing if he had hair. The audience might not understand that he is Harkonnen. Kill me.
shit anon if you don't make your bad guys look monstrous how can the audience tell them apart for he good guys
You know what, I kind of understand the predicament the producers of the film were in. They don't want to show hedonism as being a negative trait and chani will be shown as being bloodthirsty and vain so can't have those traits belong to Feyd. They're left with "make him really white".
did chatgpi wrote this?
>did chatgpi wrote this?
>wrote
Fricking pajeets and ai. The internet is finished.
Well white men are evil (according to Hollywood) so makes sense to make him as white as possible.
They were depicted in the novel as smart and cunning industrious people. He had plenty of material to work with to make something interesting out of that. The older movie was already satire, this just takes it a step further into marvel land.
Guise you're forgetting DUNC is Timothee Chalamet's franchise. His fans would NOT stand for a visual likeness to muddle, dim, besmirch his spotlight
A gray morality is Talmudic morality though. morons screeching here about traditionalism and fiction told me so.
Who told you that?
I don't have it at the moment but do you recall that meme where Tolkien is depicted as chad with moral absolutes etc as the attributes of his storyline while GRRM is shown as a dumbo and the inverse of him. If they actually knew GRRM, they would know that he is a romantic at heart and even optimistic in his books. Anyways, the idea has been floating on this part of internet for years. That gray morality is a israeli idea and le classics are all about black& white morality. Good and Evil.
>Black person Chani and 4/10 slampig Pugh Irulan
Will never watch this garbage. Frick you
Daily reminder the entire saga ends with the 1000th generation clone of Aquabro ruling over the galaxy as he leads both mankind and the returning A.I. robot race as the true ultimate kwisatz haderach
I can't wait for Denny's interpretation of the sexy space dominatrixes who enslave you through your wiener
I doubt he will ever adapt this. He'll keep duncan dead. He wont ever do letto 2 its too weird and strange. Dennis is a boring homosexual. Leto 2 will probably be some rogue A.I.
How would you describe the cinematography?
>How would you describe the cinematography?
100% computer generated bad looking game cutscene in 5 years.
If only he could have unlimited resource to build sci-fi architecture so we don't have to use CGI anymore
if only he could use CGI in a smart way like merging it with miniatures and practical effects
Gray
im so tired of cgi man
cant this trend stop
love me some minimalistic ugly and bland scifislop with the cast straight from tiktok users favorites
Just saw it, I have to say I'm pretty excited for it
>finally see Christopher Walken
About fricking time
Also what the frick is this thing?
Very kino
>DAMN SHE'S BUSSIN NO CAP FR FR
i actually bursted out laughing at this and clsed my laptop
>Moneo!
>Yes, M'Lord?
>Get me another filmed version of my family history!... And order a new Duncan!!!
a daring synthesis
Villeneuf doesn't know subtlety, shock
THAT'S NOT HECKIN' HOPE!!
OH I WILL I WILL!
did you upscale that image it looks too crisp for 1984
It's the special edit version, probably upscaled and denoised and anti-aliased.
>upscale
It's called scanning a film
>did you upscale that image it looks too crisp for 1984
Zoomers are so fricking dumb
May your knife chip and shatter.
I think Francesca Annis in this movie is what gave me a milf fetish.
why does this look AI generated
Hahahaha. My god, that looks all kinds of terrible!
That shot of the mutt with her hat on finished me off.
>Breeding Program!
>You're not welcome here.
>Thanks.
dunc mother fukkas
At this point why even is this film being called Dune?
>sand lmao
>DUNCanons were right all along
Beautiful bastards
The planet is called Dune, you dingus
You missed the point.
let's hope it redeems the snoozefest of the first one
>why is there slow build up in my movie!?
>where are all the quips and explosions!?!?!
>why isn't this like muh hecking Star Wars?!?!?!?!
NTA but I found it exposition heavy after having read the book. Seems like a lot of morons still couldn't follow it though.
where is the dinner scene with the most promiment men in Arrakis? where are the conversations between Yue and Lady Jessica? etc etc
Lynch didn't have the runtme and Villeneuve just had characters continuously telling you everything.
>why is there slow build up in my movie
There isn't any build up in the film. Just a sequence of poorly edited scenes only vaguely resembling the material they are adapting and completely devoid of it's meaning or any new meaning
>where are all the quips and explosions
The trailer consists mostly of explosions. And plebittors are pissing themselves over it, because they didn't learn from the first time
>why isn't this like muh hecking Star Wars
DUNC is exactly the same kind of slop as modern SW/capeshit, just with fewer quips
>Just a sequence of poorly edited scenes only vaguely resembling the material they are adapting and completely devoid of it's meaning or any new meaning
This has to be bait
How they massacred my chani
>STICK SOUNDS AND RATTLE NOISES
>MUTTZAYA
nope
What happened to zendaya? she is super bloated in the trailer.
Reminder to watch Spice Diver's Fan Edit of the Lynch directed masterpiece.
https://archive.org/details/dune-1984-alternative-edition-redux-fanedit-mkv-flac-subs/Dune+(1984)+Alternative+Edition+Redux+%5Bfanedit%5D%5BMKV-FLAC-SUBS%5D/Dune+(1984)+Alternative+Edition+Redux+%5Bfanedit%5D%5BMKV-FLAC-SUBS%5D.mkv
The "4K AI Upscale" version of this is worse quality with mushy faces.
>Hey anon wanna create the God Emperor with me?
Wash your hair, mutt.
>Leto II will be a mutt
Is Leto II even in this movie (i mean the FIRST Leto II not the worm
The Atreides twins are born at the end of the second book, so no Leto II until then.
He mean the first leto (paul and chani first son) who dies at the hands of sardaukar, according to the trailers he's not in the movie but who knows
So was that THE VOICE used in the trailer there at the end? It just makes actually sound like a man instead of an apathetic teen?
>chani is a girboss now, she also seems to be againts paul,yes her boyfriend and muad'did because a woman cannot be shown to caring and sweet
So tiresome
oh my god did you see all those explosions and action scenes? holy shit!!!
Is there a trick to making a movie look hot? Heatwaves? Cicadas in bgm?
Colour palette
If Half-Mutts breed with a white man is their child an honourary aryan?
Holy shit, that photo is so airbrushed it looks like ai
No
no.
it's like you guys are actively trying to brainwash yourselves into hating it
>Here's that most beautiful woman in the universe i was telling you about
Does she at least have a big ol'ass?
Don't sweat it Feyd is going to be in two scenes anyway plus a short one in between.
>zendaya will have more than 3 lines in this movie
I don't think I can take it bros....
same, she already ruined the trailer for me
Timothy Chalamet looked like he actually stepped up his game and seems believable as maturing Muadib. Zendaya is still stuck in CW teen drama acting mode though. They should have replaced her with a middle eastern actress.
Say what you want about the pug but at least she can act. Zendaya is only there to appeal to pathetic Euphoria zoomies for muh box office
Also it helps that's he aged a lil. I can't pretend to take a prophet who looks like a 15 year old teenager seriously.
Jesus, i know she's a darkie and all but she's not fricking Quasimodo either.
It's all about angles and lighting. But yes, I would impregnate her repeatedly.
i don't know who this zordon b***h is or why she's supposedly famous
but she is really hard to look at, like all darkies
Contrariangays complaining about the colour pallete have never lived in desert country. The fact that you're living near a sand pit the size of countries means even the most colourful building look greyish and stale after a few windy days because sand covers everything. The palette is very accurate for anyone who've been to the middle east for example.
Well yeah I have not lived in a desert country and don't plan to
Then stfu then. Don't comment about think you have no idea about.
It's a film homosexual. You can utilize colors. El Topo and The Fall are good examples.
Also, isn't the sunrise, sundown and the nightsky supposed to be the greatest thing ever in the desert?
>Trained from birth to become the best soldiers
>Technologically advance
>Has an airforce and vehicles
>Gets btfo by desert goat frickers
from birth to become the best soldiers
So are Fremen.
advance
Fremen have a weapons blackmarket and tech like shields being a weakness is an important part of the book.
>>Has an airforce and vehicles
>>>Gets btfo by desert goat frickers
Gee, if only there was precedent for technologically superior force with air and armor losing a war with an indigenous population.