>Dune 2, a modern sci-fi classic: no review
>Ghostbusters Frozen Empire: review opening weekend
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>Dune 2, a modern sci-fi classic: no review
>Ghostbusters Frozen Empire: review opening weekend
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Neither of them are invested enough in the Dune franchise, moron. You should know this.
Jay did Lynch Dune and Dunc as a Re-View not HITB
Only because he's a Lynch fan so he took the opportunity to talk about that when the new Dune premiered. He has zero motivation to talk about the second one in length.
>Late Night With the Devil
Peak Jaycore, no review.
That one is Year Round Up fodder if ever there was one.
It's going to be a Half in the Bag to be released soon, according to their Patreon update.
They don’t care about movies anymore. It’s been like 10 years so I figured most people would have realized that by now.
When have they ever not been piggies at the trough
I'm not watching your ugly brown girl movie. I don't like her or Timmy. I don't care what anyone has to say about it.
I'll try the frozen empire review as I've got no interest in watching it and if it's terrible, it'll make good discussion fodder for them. If it's boring, so too will their content and I'll just bail out.
>ghostbusters
>every ghostbusters video they make, even joke ones, gets 1-2 million views
>Dune
>some nerd shit that will just upset people
Dune is the highest grossing movie of 2024
Frozen Empire was a disastrous flop nobody watched
How does that correlate to reviews for the former getting less views than the latter? Think about this.
>Dune is the highest grossing movie of 2024
Why would anyone care about the opinion of two middle aged drunks on it?
>Frozen Empire was a disastrous flop nobody watched
Perfect RLM material
>Dune 2, a modern sci-fi classic
My sides. In orbit.
>Anno Domini 2024
>Still watching your moronic friend simulator
>still no The Batman
And what you gonna tell about dune2 ? 10 minutes of "it's a movie, second part ohh [mike start talking about space desert ghosts from mars for next 30 minutes]". They already said everything at dune re:watch.
more like
>mike: why didn't they do this instead?
then he proceeds to go off on a fifteen minute tangent about his fantasy movie that he would make instead. that's been the last like five half in the bag eps, it got old quick
This anon is correct. Half in the Bag quickly becomes the Mike Stoklasa talks about a movie he would make show very quickly.
That and reading off reviews.
He needs to prove to the audience that he has good ideas and not just Space Cop.
I am waiting for the Madame Web Best of the Worst Spotlight episode
it's almost like they prefer talking about bad movies
you see internet critics can only reach an audience with negativity. so if they actually like a movie they usually skip it because who wants to watch a couple of dudes praising a movie right? people yearn for negativity. negativity is the commodity people are selling these days. we are still very much in the middle of the "outrage" fad and people are gobbling it up like lesbians at a beaver buffet. see, my post is also negative. just watch how many (you)'s I'll get. Told ya so.
Online reviewers make more money by reviewing bad films. Why do you think your friends have reviewed like 100 shitty B movies?
Dune 2 is boring
no it's not
More interesting than Ghostbusters Frozen Empire
>how will I know if I enjoyed a film if my favorite YouTuber hasn't reviewed it yet?
You people have no personal agency lol
love willy wonka
review willy wonka and talk about burton wonka
new willy wonka comes out right after
don't review it
Their silence is deafening