Dune Messiah:. >Paaaauuuuul...let's have seeeeex! >Eh...no, Irulan.

Dune Messiah:
>Paaaauuuuul...let's have seeeeex!
>Eh...no, Irulan.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who wouldn’t is gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a man, so no.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You sand dwelling rat over me!?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry, I am loyal to my dry sand b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how dry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sandjobs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know she really likes you if she gets wet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doonies drier than the dunes of arrakis

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Hey princess what's the name of your planet? Salusa , something?
    > Salusa Secundus, my lord Atreides
    > Salusa Secundeez nuts lmao!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kek

      I want to feed Florence Pugh the requisite number of cheeseburgers to get to her to a desirable weight then engage in missionary coitus with her for a full 3 days.

      >3 weeks
      fixed

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to feed Florence Pugh the requisite number of cheeseburgers to get to her to a desirable weight then engage in missionary coitus with her for a full 3 days.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Princess Irulan? More like princess Pigrulan, am I right? Oink oink fatty. The only spice she cares about is in the KFC wings she snorts everyday. I'm not calling her fat , but the biggest sandworms on Arrakis are her shits.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all the water in that woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Imagine being fremen , you kill the b***h, put a water suction cup on her and mayonnaise comes out

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irulan could be the most fantastically beautiful women to ever exist; Paul still wouldn't frick her. He couldn't risk crossing the Atreides line with the Corrino. Too political and damaging to the Atreides dynasty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel to utterly fail to understand the politics of the book

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is qt but has annoying feminist personality. Also septum piercing. Yucky...

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm insane when I come on this website and people are acting like this b***h is ugly. Sure, she's not absolutely gorgeous but she's definitely qt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everybody will look amazing if you put her next to zendaya.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People here call attractive people ugly all the time. They also call white people nonwhite for whatever reason. Idk if it's irony or being intentionally contrarian

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    proper slampig

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slampig
      Maybe with 40 more pounds

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only decent chick in that flick is his mother.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      helen gaius and lady fenring were great.
      if there was a movie that didnt need to push for more empowered girl boss characters it was this one.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it now, a scene in the movie will be that Paul has actually become le misogynist meanie and been giving Pugh his Milk of Life, and this will be played for more shock/horror than anything in the jihad

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no ma'am
    >national organization of muaddib's against arrakis mutts

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lets all pretend florence pugh isn't fantastically beautiful

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