Dune Messiah:
>Paaaauuuuul...let's have seeeeex!
>Eh...no, Irulan.
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Dune Messiah:. >Paaaauuuuul...let's have seeeeex! >Eh...no, Irulan.
Dune Messiah:
>Paaaauuuuul...let's have seeeeex!
>Eh...no, Irulan.
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Anyone who wouldn’t is gay
She looks like a man, so no.
>You sand dwelling rat over me!?
>Sorry, I am loyal to my dry sand b***h
Imagine how dry
Imagine the sandjobs
You know she really likes you if she gets wet.
>doonies drier than the dunes of arrakis
> Hey princess what's the name of your planet? Salusa , something?
> Salusa Secundus, my lord Atreides
> Salusa Secundeez nuts lmao!
fricking kek
>3 weeks
fixed
I want to feed Florence Pugh the requisite number of cheeseburgers to get to her to a desirable weight then engage in missionary coitus with her for a full 3 days.
> Princess Irulan? More like princess Pigrulan, am I right? Oink oink fatty. The only spice she cares about is in the KFC wings she snorts everyday. I'm not calling her fat , but the biggest sandworms on Arrakis are her shits.
Imagine all the water in that woman
> Imagine being fremen , you kill the b***h, put a water suction cup on her and mayonnaise comes out
Irulan could be the most fantastically beautiful women to ever exist; Paul still wouldn't frick her. He couldn't risk crossing the Atreides line with the Corrino. Too political and damaging to the Atreides dynasty.
How does it feel to utterly fail to understand the politics of the book
She is qt but has annoying feminist personality. Also septum piercing. Yucky...
I feel like I'm insane when I come on this website and people are acting like this b***h is ugly. Sure, she's not absolutely gorgeous but she's definitely qt.
everybody will look amazing if you put her next to zendaya.
People here call attractive people ugly all the time. They also call white people nonwhite for whatever reason. Idk if it's irony or being intentionally contrarian
proper slampig
>slampig
Maybe with 40 more pounds
The only decent chick in that flick is his mother.
helen gaius and lady fenring were great.
if there was a movie that didnt need to push for more empowered girl boss characters it was this one.
Calling it now, a scene in the movie will be that Paul has actually become le misogynist meanie and been giving Pugh his Milk of Life, and this will be played for more shock/horror than anything in the jihad
>no ma'am
>national organization of muaddib's against arrakis mutts
lets all pretend florence pugh isn't fantastically beautiful