Dungeons & Dragons and Shazam 2

>implying you're not schizo OP
C'mon now.

D&D mechanics is literally saving each other at every turn...mechanic show perfectly in the movie, more than once. Stay mad Shazamcuck.

>black man gives woman a slight tug on the arm twice when it's not implied in any way that she even needs that help
>this makes it ok that the only white man is continually inept and shitting his pants from the danger while the women heroically take action

Shazam 2 whole message was that the white man mattered and that family matters, that's more than what your wokefest infested by israelites had to say

Zachary Levi is white
>Lol Zachary Levi??? He is a israelite!!!
No, he is a messianic larper, those christians that larp as ancient israelites for their mission to evangelize israelites

Why does it matter if he's israeli or not? He's clearly white.

This anon is on drugs.

>is literally saving each other at every turn
Anon, this is such a cringe defense of such a shitty movie.

Edgin is a Bard... with no skills. No sword, nothing. He has shit stats. No player designs a character and says "Make me useless with no skills or spells and no weapon." They intentionally made him completely fricking useless. They openly said this, you can't deny this. It has nothing to do with "D&D mechanics" durka.

Oh hi nogames casual gay, this is refuted here:

Oh look at that, incontrovertible proof you're a dumb homosexual. Eat shit.

>Say it's just like D&D
>Get TOLD and beaten the frick down like the dumb homosexual you are by being shown what it's like in D&D.
>Backtrack "W-WELL IT'S DIFFERENT IN THE MOVIE NERD FRICK YOU, I'M NOT CRYING!"
Lol, told b***h.

I know, backtracking like that, god only troons shill wokeshit lmfao.

>No response so he just repeats himself.

Your concession is accepted. Glad you realized you're wrong cuckgay.

Where in the frick do you get that from that post you rampant autist?

Whatever makes you sleep at night schizo. You're the laughing stock of Cinemaphile.
You will be remember forever.

>over 200 times...
>...In over 200 threads made by the same seething wokegay butthurt this movie bombed.

Sounds like you're still taking an L though loser.

anons gets forgotten, schizo anons with 200 posts that they can trace back to you gets remembered, even the OP is less schizo than you, he is actually funny

You have tried to fram him as a pedo by falseflagging, and it was clear it was you so much we don't care.
Pedo discords are everywhere, schizo anons that seethe and have a shitty mission to spam on threads made by less schizo OP are unique, like a moron that gets infected by monkeypox.
This is what will happen, we will remember you as a schizo without anything of value if not being a laughing stock, OP, me, the anons that post barely the same pics from all these threads will not be remembered

Again, people will recognize you filenames not mine.
That pic of yours was edited to look like your (you) was of someone else instead of yours.

Says the guy who posted the same image over 200 times.

Most of those have nothing to do with this movie though?

I scrolled through the first two pages and only like 6 of them were about this movie? What the frick are you talking about?

All of the posts past the first page were made long before this movie even existed. I think you might be mentally unwell.

Why should I bother? You are clearly delusional. Anyone can check that link and see for themselves.

I said about 6 where from this movie. Now find one on the second page.

Btw the fat dragon was kino.

Congrats you found all six. Are you going to admit 90% of those results are from posts made long before this movie existed?

Or are you so delusional you think posts containing fat dragon from 2013 were made to harass you.

>make it general posts and the phrase comes up over 10k times.
All from me.
FAT.
DRAGON.

>What do you and your friends play?
Planescape, 3e with some house rules. Little Fears, Shadowrun, Deadlands, Cthulhutech, you know, shit that doesn't have moronic garbage like combat wheelchairs.

>spend all day on Cinemaphile posting 200+ times in any thread made about a film you don't like.
But that's what you do except it's you sperging out because someone doesn't like it and you're too autistic to accept that something woke failed. You're gonna be this board's woke whipping boy forever.

The ideology destroying western civilization? The reason everything sucks? The reason every corporation is putting out product after product no one wants that all fail miserably?

>If I oversimplify I don't have to address it.

What ideology is driving all these progressive corporations to bankruptcy? The economy is in the shitter, everything the left touches is a literal shithole. But yeah, oversimplify because you're a brainrotted commie and you know you can't argue against what's actually being said.

homosexual.

>some brown people in a fantasy movie = destroying western civilization

The absolute state of white fragility. Oh wait, you're not even white.

Every time you sperg out with this "favela" "you're not white" autism I remember this clip of this disgusting, morbidly obese black woman shrieking at some beaner cop "BTW, YOU'RE NOT WHITE!" because she's so butthurt he's less black than she is.

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This is literally your fat autistic ass.

>The absolute state of woke fragility.
>You're pathetic if you don't like non-whites in movies, but also YOU AREN'T WHITE! HA! NOT BEING WHITE IS AN INSULT! But also you're a BIGOT if you don't like it in movies... BUT ALSO YOU AREN'T WHITE!

Literal schizophrenia.

Does your group come to your favela or does your bed have wheels on it? Does your caretaker play with you?

Hes gonna cry and claim you are trying to dox him somehow.

Lmfao, you mean like when you sperged out and posted this and demanded face? Lmfao.

When did I ever say "Norwegian"? I said furry because you admitted you're a fricking furry you dumb nog.

And I say nog because you act like one and sperg about them over and over. I don't write up paragraph long spergy rants with layer after autistic layer of made up bullshit like you homosexual lmfao.

That wasn't me.

Super hero fatigue? A character nobody has ever heard of? I don't know. Where do you get D+ viewership numbers from anyways?

Ahhhh, copout. Lots of movies suck and don't bomb anon, people didn't want to go see it. Are you noticing a pattern? Movies starring brown and black people -ESPECIALLY in raceswapped roles- always fricking bomb.

Like Black Adam here, same deal.

>Have you missed all the "woke" stuff that were massively successful?
There has to date been one legitimately successful woke property ever, and that's Barbie, a movie with two white blonde leads. 99% of woke shit overwhelming fails or has a bunch of asterisks. You're delusional and mindrotted.

Why'd this bomb btw?

>how is that a "bomb"

Same way Mission Impossible made like 800mil but was still a bomb dumbass, Little Mermaid had a budget of 300mil. 2.5 rule, they have to spend nearly as much on marketing and the theater takes 50%. So if it made 600mil that means it didn't break even. Break even was 750mil.

>That doesn't include merch or streaming or a dozen other things.
So of course, you have these numbers and aren't just dredging this claim out of your ass, right? Because not only did the merch for that movie sell like shit, but Disney knew it would and simultaneously sold a bunch of merch of the original Little Mermaid at the same time. Want me to pull that up for you? Here's an example. This was released the same week the new movie was. Why do you think that was? All the black little mermaid shit sold like garbage.

Top Gun: Maverick didn't bomb. Three competent white male leads, one black guy with a nothing role, one woman who also is a minor character, all competent not homosexual weak beta homosexuals like you. Made 1.5bil.

Why can't your wokeshit do this homosexual?

Anon, let's count back shall we? Since you're pretending a direct response is "ignoring the question."

"I never heard of it."
Copout.
"I don't know."
Concession.
"I...I thought that was successful."
Concession.
"N...No one heard about that though..."
Copout.

You haven't given an honest answer to a single fricking question you piece of shit, and then you have the fricking balls to turn around and go "How dare you ignore my question!" after your ass FOLDED on 18 different properties so far?

Go back, come up with an actual answer for every single property you b***hED THE FRICK OUT on, then when you're done, come back and you can ask again about Mission Impossible. The pattern's clear, your wokeshit doesn't sell. People don't like seeing ugly, disgusting nogs with gross, giant oxygen stealing nostrils on screen.

>nobody has ever heard of
Lmfao, autism. "I haven't heard of it, therefor no one has."

No one has heard of the Avengers?
No one has heard of Watchmen?
No one has heard of Saints Row?
No one has heard of Terry Gilliam?
No one has heard of The Dark Tower series?

Listen to yourself you deranged coping homosexual lmfao. Uncultured stupid little nog.

Ah, a useless anecdote! Thank you for this meaningless post.

>Now tell me why the pozzed up spiderman flick made 2 billion.

You're not getting an answer. Just more buzzowrds and a sarcastic greentext.

>Now tell me why the pozzed up spiderman flick made 2 billion.
Which one was that? No Way Home? Oh! you mean the one that brought back THREE white male heroes and all the white male villains from the original movies and also had a cameo from Daredevil, another white male hero?

You REALLY fricking suck at this nog lmfao. You keep swinging and missing dipshit. Over and over all you can do is FAIL hahahahahahahaha.

>the mulatto chick saves the day.
This never happens lmfao. You really tried. People went and saw that movie because they promised to bring back a bunch of white men. This was your pathetic COPE and you got blown the frick out like you always do lmfao.

>Wait so there isn't any mulatto chick?
Wait, so she's Spider-Man? She's not an irrelevant nobody who does nothing the entire film and by the end of it has her memory of Peter Erased? Wait, wait, was she Andrew Garfield? Was she Toby Maguire? Oh! I know, was she Daredevil?

Or was she "random token minority in a series which she'd dragged down who's role was reduced and finally erased because everyone endlessly mocked her ugly ass being there"? Lmfao you just can't stop SUCKING. Little homosexual just loves to suck.

>So
I love how you always do this when you strawman. All this gaslighting and moving goalposts. We established, her being raceswapped dragged the movies down, that's why her part was so small in the third one.

>So
Ahhh, another strawman because you're butthurt you're told. You can't respond to what I actually say, can you? Also, cool it with the homophobia. I know masculinity threatens you, but asserting anything that isn't a pathetic weak loser like you is "gay" as an insult is very problemetic.

It's never fine with me, but the general audience is a little more lenient. If it's not the main character, if it's one side character, and they're not central to the plot, the audience will usually accept it. Two or a main character and the project pretty much always bombs. There's exceptions, but they're hilariously rare and outnumbered by all these bombs you couldn't explain away. It's so gratifying to shut your stupid ass down by just reminding you "Oh wait a minute... I'm the one no one agrees with! I live in a progressive bubble and all the garbage I spew doesn't sell! I'm ugly and no one likes me!"

Why did Blade Runner 2049, where all the main characters are white men, bomb then?

No Way Home had a raceswapped side character. Shouldn't that have made it bombed, just like it did for Black Adam? Or does a white male character just cancel out any wokeness? Oh wait, that would contradict your entire narrative about D&D, since Chris Pine is the lead role.

So why did these two C-list characters, who aren't even very dark skinned, make Black Adam bomb?

You should probably try reading things before replying to them moron. What does it say happened to Thor once a SECOND raceswapped character was introduced? Huuuuuh? Go back, try reading it again, and you'll find your answer dumbass.

>Endgame
Captain America, white man.
Iron Man, white man.
Antman
Thor
Hulk
Starlord
Spider-Man

Oh no way, you mean the movie that still had all the white male leads succeeded?
>But but... muh girl power scene that wasn't in the trailers and no one went to the movie seeing but then went home and complained was cringe...

You're really shit at this lmfao. Why'd this bomb btw? Don't think I'm done beating your nog ass with these examples.

>This one isn't even race swapped
EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER is raceswapped.
Jet was white
Spike was Israeli
Faye was Asian

All three characters were raceswapped. Jet was never fricking black dipshit.

Wow, what a cogent argument you didn't make. You want to explain how this is black, dipshit? Hell, his skin's whiter than Spike's!

Disney bought out all the theaters. See

Woah isn't this the same thing Sound of Freedom chuds where doing?

homie youre brazilian why do you hate brown people so much?

What's woke about Black Adam?

Nobody even knows who those characters are except for a very few comic book nerds. Why didn't all those Marvel movies with a black Nick Fury bomb?

>I can't answer that, so here are some buzzwords and sarcasm

Thought so. Why did this movie full of feminism, diversity and a transperson make more than Top Gun: Maverick? I thought people hated that woke shit?

Why are people fine with a black Nick Fury and Heimdall, but apparently so pissed off about two raceswapped literally whos in Black Adam that it made the movie bomb? Please answer that.

Why are people fine with a black Spider-Man and trans flags? Isn't that the kind of wokeness that should make a movie bomb?

Also, you're saying two white leads cancels out all other wokeness in the movie? Interesting.

That sure does sound like COPE.

This did pretty good with a white lead, why'd it bomb so hard the entire network had to be sold when they switched to this sheboon?

He's pleading ignorance lmfao.

You see it's this obscure property, you might not have heard of it. It's about these amphibians who practice martial arts in the sewers, they really like pizza... It's okay, I know they don't let you see much from the outside world in your room at the asylum. Don't want you getting overstimulated!

Why'd the Avengers game with Kamala Khan as the lead bomb?

Oh, so then you didn't hear about this, did you? Well let me educate you nog. Squareenix made this big super diverse game starring a quippy black girl and it sold so fricking poorly they had to shut down the studio they had make it lmfao.

Don't worry! I have so many more!

Well you seem to think the excuse of "I never heard of it" means things weren't big. Common mistake autists make, unable to see things outside of your limited perspective.

Watchmen was a pretty big hit, why was the woke as frick tv show a complete and utter bomb? Lmfao.

>This show did very well actually.
Why do you just have to straight up lie? Lmfao. The show had something like 1.5mil viewers for the first episode, then immediately dropped to 800k and continued to decline for the rest of the season, low viewership lead to it being cancelled after one season lmfao.

Say, why did this bomb?

No, Black Panther was manufactured success because it's documented black celebrities spent millions buying tickets:

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Uh-huh. Go ahead, look over this image. Other you're omitting moron is, all the Black Panther merch sold like shit and the character wasn't a raceswap. But again, manufactured success.

That's documented and undeniable.

But hey, you like asking "How was it woke?" so since you're insisting Black Panther was, explain. Explain how the movie without raceswaps about a masculine patriarchal hero running an ethno state with a border wall is woke. Go on, use a major element, not a single line.Try. Come on homosexual.

>Black Panther was hailed as the most important movie ever for black culture
And black culture can only ever be woke? Icon is woke? Kanye is woke? Clarence Thomas and Thomas Sowell are woke? Pastor Manning is woke? This is such a profoundly moronic "argument" I have to put quotation marks on that you stupid miserable moron.

> it was praised for being one of the most diverse movies ever despite having a 90% black cast
This is you blatantly admitting the cast isn't diverse at all lmfao.

>It got a shitload of oscar nominations

Wow, you went through your entire post, this longass rant, and you couldn't think of ONE thing in the actual movie itself lmfao.

YOUR CONCESSION IS ACCEPTED b***h.

>Yeah, that's the whole point, genius. It's not diverse it all
>It's not diverse, therefor it's woke.
Thinking is clearly not your strength. Diversity is woke, saying it's not diverse is saying it's not woke.

>A super advanced nation in the middle of Africa isn't woke?
It's in the fantasy genre for a reason. It's fiction. Now, has it been made woke in the hands of certain writers? Sure, can it be interpreted as a racist power fantasy? Sure, but the reality is T'Challa is just an off-color version of Doctor Doom. Is Doctor Doom woke? Then why would black Doctor Doom be you fricking dipshit?You're dancing around it. Can you name a specific element of the FILM that was woke? Not external interpretations, not things people said or did that weren't in the film. Can you name a specific element of the fricking movie that is woke, or do you concede?

>I have no response so I'll just greentext what you didn't say.

You complete concession is accepted. Thank you for 100% admitting you couldn't think of a single woke quality in the film itself. Stay mad you got TOLD again homosexual.

Why are you replying to yourself again wokegay?

I saw one guy try to claim Barbie was "secretly based" on the right but it was on a podcast, and all of his cohosts looked at him like he was a moron, and after he explained his reasoning he had to add the asterisk that it was unintentional and the movie was intended to be woke, it was just written so poorly it had the reverse effect.

There was no concerted effort to declare it not woke, this is such a pathetic strawman.

I've never been banned and I never will be. The jannys are on OUR side. We will destroy you.

The rules don't apply to us. We will keep making D&D threads. You can't stop us. Enjoy staying up for another 12 hours posting the same images for the 200th time.

Weird projection. See you in the next thread 🙂