Kek, I get that this is a bait thread (and the movie was actually very fun), but I always laugh about this raging autist who has a grudge against the movie for some reason.
You can't really claim it's a "bait" thread after screeching autistic fantasies for three threads demanding the death of "schizo" threatening to murder pets if he replies again and getting so mad you post a fricking facepic and demand dox lmfao. You're just a butthurt wokegay.
>haters are far worse for attacking people that enjoy a thing than fans are for attacking haters.
Ah, your autism is showing.
"Fans" attack "haters".
The "haters" (though I think "critics" would be more accurate) are attacking "product".
You are taking people saying "This movie sucks." as a personal attack and using this to justify responding with personal attacks. This is hilariously childish and completely unjustifiable.
>equating the financial success of a thing to its quality is peak ten year old girl logic
Then I guess ten year old girls are based and smarter than your stupid ass. We live in a capitalist society. Product doesn't sell, product failed. cry about it commiegay.
>that doesn't make it not good.
The thing is we have no other verifiable metric. Does it definitively mean a thing isn't good? No. But it does mean: It didn't appeal to audiences. People didn't like it. It failed at it's goal of turning a profit.
Objectively, critic scores are worthless because it's been widely reported that for over 15 years there have been firms paid by studios to pay the critics for positive reviews: https://www.screengeek.net/2023/09/06/rotten-tomatoes-pr-firm-paying-critics-positive-reviews/
The user reviews have a number of other issues. A mass of negative reviews simply get erased for "review bombing". You're required to provide a ticket stub which eliminates pirates or anyone who saw it for free. It requires that you be invested and have an interest, conscious or subconscious in giving it a positive review. This is why movies on both ends of the political spectrum both tend to have near perfect scores. Why both Bros and Lady Ballers have like 98% user reviews, because the only people reviewing it are people who were going to say they liked it no matter what.
Are you the notorious seethegay who has remade this thread over and over for two day straight because the notorious lolcow "Anonymous" triggered you by shitting on woke shit? Lmfao.
Remember, when you say how many hours "anonymous" has been replying, you're really just saying how many hours you've been reposting and bumping your spam threads lol.
the actor (Chris Pine) responded something like "this isn't an encouraging thing to say to your actors" or something, in a sort of half jokey, half "quit saying stuff that makes me look like a b***h" sort of way. I forget the exact quote.
Gross woke garbage where every relationship is interracial, everyone is ugly, and roughly 80% of the cast are non-whites playing characters based on medieval Europe and European folklore literally donning whiteface and imitating British accents that openly promotes shitting on men to lift up women, inverting gender roles, and ends with the trite progressive "you pick your family" woke garbage.
Remember when after getting raped at the box office by John Wick, Suzume and Mario, Return of the King was re-released for a week with no advertising to celebrate it's 20th anniversary, and despite everyone already having seen it, it handily beat D&D at the box office despite being on a third of the screens? Lmfao.
>or you will lose
But you lose every time you step away from the thread! Lol. You bump it and run away over and over because you're tired. Exhausted. Beaten down. You're one lowly autist who has been spamming these threads with the exact same posts for two days lmfao.
Anon, you've been spamming these threads for like a year. There is no win condition for you bro. You've wasted a year being butthurt this movie bombed. You're acting like if for one thread, if you manage to sneak one by -even though you have plenty of times in the past, just more and more of the board is sick of your autism- you just remake it later anyway lol. You're stuck in a loop as a perpetual loser.
There is no point where this stops being pathetic, no sudden turn around. If everyone who triggered you died, you'd still be a fat, lonely troon who spent a year of your life spamming threads out of butthurt.
Give it a chance after watching some webms in one of these threads and the movie was actually fun and well made. I expected a woke trash and I end up with a fine fantasy fun movie, def better than Warcraft.
The ad campaign guys should be ashamed for doing such a poor job promoting this movie.
No, this mindbroken wokegay has actually been spamming this for the better part of a year.
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So ironic coming from you lol.
"I'm totally different people though."
Why are you talking to yourself?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Must be taking after you.
Oh wait, no. One's my post, one's someone replying to it, and one's me replying to their reply to me lol. Better luck next time samegay.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Such strange behavior. I feel bad for your caretakers.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh look! Being EXPOSED made you mad! You broke the spam chain and now you're sperging all the "Y-you're crazy. I am... concerned you are so crazy" autism you do when you're full on seething.
Soon come the demands for suicide and death. Which you'd totally do if you weren't mad, right? Lmfao.
THS IS YOUR "LIFE" b***h. This is the pathetic, simpering little homosexual you chose to be.
Keep crying homosexual. Now don't forget, every time you sperg "I had FUN! I LIKED/ENJOYED it! I liked FAT DRAGON!" everyone's gonna know it's you. The same seething little autist spamming every fricking one of these threads for a year lmfao. Autists just can't break patterns, can they?
5 months ago
Anonymous
no you're right. lmfao. btw how many times do you think you've owned this wokegay now? lol.
>apparently i was succesful!
At what? The movie BOMBED. No one likes it. All you've succeeded at doing is getting buliied for being subhuman filth and spamming a movie that will never get a sequel lmfao.
You're dodging the question anon. Sounds like you know out of place things are out of place in a setting. Much like Black folks in settings based on medieval Europe.
Yeah I liked the movie. The adventure was really enjoyable. The main lead was a father trying to retake his daughter and wife from the bad guy. Really honorable. There isn't much I didn't like actually.
To the autist in this thread: i feel sorry for your mom. I feel her disappointment. It's okay though, maybe in another life.
>The adventure was really enjoyable. The main lead was a father trying to retake his daughter and wife from the bad guy. Really honorable.
Are you getting paid to post here man.
Why would I be upset you provided undeniable proof you're the same homosexual spamming every thread and the majority of spam posts in them? No more sperging about a secret group homosexual. There is no "we" there is only "fat dragon sperg".
this wokegay is getting btfo by us lol. maybe he will actually kill himself this time. can't believe hes been doing this for almost a year straight lol!
Great movie. Lots of fun. Dragon was fat and kino. Loads of laughs in the packed theater when I saw it. Gonna get the bluray for my brother's Christmas gift.
Wokegay is unraveling again, spamming the same shit over and over faster and faster. Maybe you're embarrassed so you're eager for the thread to die faster? Lmfao.
Oh no! Are you concerned? Are you going to suggest MEDS? Invent an autistic scenarion involving "caretakers"? Say "Seriously" as if it adds any weight to your butthurt concerntrolling?
You're like a fricking bot honestly. Fitting that someone shilling this movie would share it's soulless-ness.
Great movie. Lots of fun. Dragon was fat and kino. Loads of laughs in the packed theater when I saw it. Gonna get the bluray for my brother's Christmas gift.
Yeah, someone else who also says "fun" claims a movie that bombed had a "packed theater" and recounts a contrived corporate story about how you "enjoyed it with a group of friends". Lmfao.
Uh-huh, see you soon samegay. Hilarious that through all your "I'm a different person!" sperging, usercount remained 23. Which it has been for at least this long:
>23 IPs >fricking 23
jesus
You fool no one. You annoy no one. All you do is embarrass yourself.
You should have spent the last year doing something more constructive than spamming a bomb movie and proving by your spam that no one fricking likes it.
Because you're an autistic moron who pretends you bumping it after other anons sage it means they didn't sage it and you grew up ignored by your parents so you see negative attention as positive as it's all you ever got.
Growing up not knowing what love feels like is what creates losers like OP.
It's somewhere in between woke trash and good.
Maybe woke white bread. Not healthy, alright in moderation, better than some of the toxic acid Hollywood wants you to slurp up.
There's a schizo who loses his mind every time someone posts a dnd thread
anons had him posting over 30+ hours in the last 2 days in back to back bait threads until he eventually fell asleep
literally come to Cinemaphile the same time tomorrow, some anon is making these threads to piss of a /misc/gay and its working
Don't you remember wokegay? You came up with one.
"Anonymous" The notorious lolcow "anonymous" who you assert you've trolled by spending every waking moment of your worthless homosexual life spamming this board lmfao.
Hey homosexual, why did this movie with a raceswap bomb? Come on, give me some cope.
There's gonna be dozens more examples, and blown the frick out your homosexual ass is going to ignore them all, then occasionally you'll go "W-why did this succeed?" and pretend that wipes out dozens of movies starring ugly Blacks bombing. Ready?
You mean that meme game everyone makes fun of for being woke pozzed shit? Huh, so that's you FOLDING on Strange World, I guess. Glad you concede wokeshit fails homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Cringe, even with the entire media giant on your side you can't fully meme this game into a success.
Leftists victory is built upon fingers in the ears going LALALALALALA
I don't know what that is but i'm seeing disney two guys let me guess they are gay and that is their adopted black son right? >why did it bomb
I think you answered your own question
are you capable of explaining what any of these pieces of shit have to do with d&d? or have you finally had a total mental break?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>are you capable of explaining what any of these pieces of shit have to do with d&d?
I already did, maybe a picture will help your tard ass.
This is why D&D bombed:
Bump this thread when it gets near page 10 if you concede it's shit and you're eternally seething.
No one likes nogs.
Say, why did this bomb? I'll spell it out. Ugly blacks are box office poison lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
but it didn't bomb its getting a sequel, that other shit you posted is so obscure no-one even knows what it is
5 months ago
Anonymous
D&D lost the studio over 100 million dollars. It fricking bombed autismo. Like all of this shit with nogs in it. There won't be a sequel, studio already confirmed that. The directors are on 7 other projects, Justice Smith is on five. The entire cast scattered to the four winds. No sequel ever homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I honestly thought you were faking it you really aren't eh? no wonder everyone keeps telling you to take your meds
5 months ago
Anonymous
>everyone
The voices in your head you mean? Gaslighting because you're frustrated and angry. Aww, you just can't ever win can you homosexual?
Why did this bomb, b***h? The first one made a billion. What did they change? OH right! Ugly brownoid, ugly nog. And they each cost the movie 400 million dollars! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
5 months ago
Anonymous
Keep going lads, we got him to start typing whole words in caps, soon it's going to be whole sentences, don't let up
5 months ago
Anonymous
>lads
Talking to yourself in the third person again autismo. I thought you declared you won, remember? Then your troon ass fell asleep.
This is your life. This is all you do. Day in day out seething that a woke pile of shit bombed and some anon making you their b***h over and over.
Why'd this bomb btw?
5 months ago
Anonymous
How many people, besides you, are posting in this thread anon?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well there's 50 people who have through it's course shit on the movie, and I guess there's you being butthurt your narrative failed yet again.
Why'd this bomb btw? It tested so poorly they cancelled it's theatrical run and dumped it straight to streaming.
5 months ago
Anonymous
probably cause it wasn't fun like d&d
5 months ago
Anonymous
But anon, D&D bombed. By your logic it isn't fun. Fun things don't bomb anon.
D&D not fun confiirmed, thanks anon. Say, why was this the least watched show on Disney +?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I have no idea your encyclopedic knowledge of terrible shit is a wonder to behold, d&d on the other hand was great fun, looking at that img I very much doubt that is
5 months ago
Anonymous
it bombed because a neurotic fungal infected b***h was the lead
5 months ago
Anonymous
But that "neurotic fungal infected b***h" made a billion dollars last time, remember moron? No no no, it was the fat ugly muslim piece of shit and the screeching sheboon that made it bomb lmfao. NO ONE LIKES YOUR KIND LOSER.
Say, why'd this Ninja Tutles movie bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
they bought out empty theaters and it was right before endgame came out, idiots thought they had to see it, I had no idea their was a new ninja turtles movie let me guess thats suppose to be april?
Well, looks like OP called it a night. The autistic little troon is dilating in his drool now. D&D is a bomb, there will no sequel, OP as always is a homosexual.
OP spams these threads for over two days straight, and then completely buck broken and blown the frick out decides "He's asleep now." People keep replying, shitting all over him and this garbage movie, but he had to sleep. He NEEDED it, so he gave the frick up and declared "No, no those aren't him. Those are different people shitting on me and telling me the movie is garbage."
Now he slumbers in failure. Defeated as always by anons.
Great movie! A fun and LITTY romp for the whole family!
[...]
ok now see
this is defs her
Ah! Wokegay woke up! Wipe off the drool moron, time for you to spam your autism for the rest of the day. This is your sad excuse for a life, remember? Shilling a woke movie that bombed because it makes you sob like a salty pathetic b***h people don't like seeing ugly non-whites larping as whites. Seethe homosexual. ESG is dying, DEI is dying, San Francisco is a literal shithole and you have NOTHING to do in your miserable empty homosexual life lmfao.
Come on! You're making a difference! Spam harder homosexual.
the fact that you think it's one person only replying to you makes you a moron inb4 there are other anons pretending to be the schizo anti wokegay also
Post one sentence positive reviews that all include "I liked it. It was fun." and some variation of "Packed theater" "fat dragon" "group of friends" "buy it on bluray". You're truly autistic if you think anyone buys that being organic homosexual lol.
Why did this bomb btw?
5 months ago
Anonymous
it bombed because it was shit, you've done this a lot why? what correlation are you trying to make here?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because he has the brain and ability to argue of a woman. The movie is bad because other people didn't like it. Women (and Mexicans) tend to outsource their thinking to their betters.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because he has the brain and ability to argue of a woman. The movie is bad because other people didn't like it. Women (and Mexicans) tend to outsource their thinking to their betters.
No anon silly, D&D bombed because it's stuffed with Blacks where they don't belong.
All of these things bombed for the same reason. Baldur's Gate 3? Not really a success, but does it require you to play as a jiggaboo?
Meanwhile this did and it bombed so hard the studio had to shut down. Why is that?
5 months ago
Anonymous
didn't you forget its getting a sequel? I have no idea what any of this shit you are posting is? who the frick knows what any of those are?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>didn't you forget its getting a sequel?
D&D isn't getting a sequel, neither is Forspoken lmfao.
"I haven't heard of it" is COPE. They all bombed for the same reason. Your autistic ass is irrelevant to the process. People just don't like ugly nogs. You're gonna have to deal with reality homosexual.
Why'd this bomb btw?
5 months ago
Anonymous
what the frick is forspoken how do you even know about this random literal what? shit? do you seriously go and try and find random black shows to get angry at? who the frick cares about any of them, and yes its been greenlit d&d is getting a sequel
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Baldur's Gate 3? Not really a success
I already knew you weren't living in reality but this is a new low Juan
5 months ago
Anonymous
oh my god....
I think the "BG3 players are all chinese bots" schizo and "people who sort of liked D&D:HAT are all... somehow... paid shills" schizo might actually be the same person.
big if true.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The funniest thing about forspoken is how made for femoids it is like you get upgrades by getting different fingernails and shit and STILL wahmen just dont give a frick.
Like if this was the polar opposite it would have christopher mintz-plase as the protag and he'd get powerups by getting blowjobs from different bimbos who all find him irresistable for no reason.
Why did this bomb? Season one, white woman. Switch to a black woman, suddenly no one wants to see it. Huh. Why is that? Why is it every time there's a nig-nog it fails?
again because they made total shit, it didn't bomb it was never released they cancelled it you idiot, really you should've gotten more sleep slow down take a deep breathe, have you set up a badly made bot to post for you?
again because everyone heard it was utter shit and didn't even have scooby doo who the frick would ever watch a scooby doo show without scooby fricking doo, are you just on auto pilot? explain why the frick any of this shit is relevant?
again because they made total shit, it didn't bomb it was never released they cancelled it you idiot, really you should've gotten more sleep slow down take a deep breathe, have you set up a badly made bot to post for you?
Lmfao, why did this bomb Black? IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.
or that, oh no wait some anon posted a few threads about this shit, no-one cares about any of this shit, its hilarious you think this is somehow proving some point
5 months ago
Anonymous
>no-one cares
Lmfao, THAT'S THE POINT moron! No one cares about NOGS. No one fricking likes you lmfao. Everything you're on BOMBS.
You saying "I've never heard of these bombs" is a COPE because you don't want to admit what's obvious to everyone. I silenced your sperg ass. Every time you copout with this "I"m a moron, I don't know what that is!" shit is you taking another L homosexual. It's so easy to trigger you.
Why did this bomb? Tell me you don't know what it is or care if you're a seething, ugly nog.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I have no idea what that is either, this is genuinely hilarious, you've posted a bunch of random shit that I would never have seen and am happy they failed since they all look like shit, w/e the frick they are, this is bizarre, I still liked the d&d movie and thought it was __fun__
5 months ago
Anonymous
AHAHAHAHAHA, your concession is accepted homosexual. Why did this bomb btw? OH I KNOW, YOU'RE A moron LIVING UNDER A ROCK, RIGHT? Lmfao.
Seethe in ignorance homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
wtf even is that? why do you know about any of these literal huh? shows movies w/e the frick they are? do you really think anyone A; knows what these are and B: cares if they did or didn't bomb?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Wuts dis massa? I no no what cowboy bebop is! I don' undrastand! I neva herd of da ninja turtles! I don't know what buzz lightyear me! Who be Terry Gilliam?! What da frick is Lovecraft Country? I can't relate! I don't understand! Wat's batwoman?! I don't undrastand!!!
Dumb nog cope lmfao. Everything with your kind bombs. This got Volition Studios shut down.
5 months ago
Anonymous
wait i'm a Black person now? frick I totally missed this new development
Cinemaphile tourist here, wtf is this thread?
a truly magical thread
5 months ago
Anonymous
what the frick is volitation studios wtf is that pic? I have no clue what you are talking about this is vidya shit I assume?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I's a dumb nog! What is Saint's Row?! I don't undrastand!
Sold on part with GTA at the height of it's series, then they did a "woke reboot" that sold so poorly the studio went bankrupt.
Why'd this bomb? It's the official Avengers video game with Kamala Khan as the main character. Oh, oh I know. You've never heard of Avengers, right? Damn, not a lot of space in a tiny nog brain is there?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Do you have like a newsletter with every game show and movie with Black folk in it or something? How do you even keep track of all of those?
5 months ago
Anonymous
look at the cover why the frick was it even made would be a better question, none of these things explain why you are so upset that d&d is a lot of fun
I have no idea your encyclopedic knowledge of terrible shit is a wonder to behold, d&d on the other hand was great fun, looking at that img I very much doubt that is
But anon, D&D BOMBED harder than any of these things posted! D&D is far more obscure than any of the shit you're claiming no one's heard of! You're ADMITTING D&D is shit because it bombed. So it's not fun at all!
Good job conceding homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I like d&d, I don't think I'd like any of that shit you posted, do you understand buddy?
5 months ago
Anonymous
So why did this bomb as bad as D&D did? All these things you're saying you've never heard of you're repeatedly admitting D&D is as bad as by copping out because audiences responded the same to them as they did D&D lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
this weird fixation on how much money a movie makes correlates to its quality is bizarre, thats the first thing you posted I have actually seen, and its good, again do not give a frick how much money it made
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Communist moron. >Doesn't want to acknowledge that in a capitalist society movies made for profit are deemed failures if they bomb.
You're a shit anti-white homosexual and everything you shill bombs lmfao.
How does it feel? How does it feel to know no one will ever agree with you or like your garbage?
5 months ago
Anonymous
you are super confused if you think I care about any of that shit in your pic any of it, just bizarre you aren't responding to anons itt you are literally just sperging out at some imaginary anon you've invented
5 months ago
Anonymous
No one cares what you care about moron. You lose because D&D bombed like all of that shit you don't care about it. What you care about doesn't fricking matter lmfao.
No one likes wokeshit. Tell me you don't care if you concede you're an autistic homosexual sobbing like a beaten b***h and admit D&D is shit for homosexuals.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I won because i got a fun d&d movie that I liked, in what way did I lose?
5 months ago
Anonymous
You lose because you sperging "IT WAS FUN! IT WAS FUN!!! IT WAS FUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!" is you openly admitting it wasn't. It bombed, no one agrees with you. You can't make it not be a bomb, all you can do is sperg alone that the bomb no one liked was "fun" while everyone else goes on having a life lmfao.
Now say "It was fun" if you concede it's shit homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
no I haven't I still say it was fun, you have legitimate mental problems that all
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Now say "It was fun" if you concede it's shit homosexual. > I still say it was fun
Thank you for your concession b***h. Glad you admit it's shit. Stay mad and stay told.
It BOMBED by the way and none of your homosexualry can change that lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
why are you so obsessed with this movie specifically? its pretty weird.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He apparently posts in the same way in the one piece threads.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Your concession is accepted.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Watch as he claims you're the one who has been making all of these threads, and the only person he's been arguing with for months about this movie, and thus he's not as obsessed as you.
We're back to what I said earlier, he's convinced there is only one person other than him posting in these threads.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>He >EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON THIS MOVIE IS ONE PERSON BUT I AM AN ARMY OF WOKE BOMB DEFENDERS!
Cringe lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>all caps
5 months ago
Anonymous
congrats, poor frick just can't help himself
5 months ago
Anonymous
don't care it bombed I think its great fun, literally do not care about box office never do, its hilarious you do though
5 months ago
Anonymous
Don't care what you care about. No one does. What you care about is irrelevant to anything. You shill shit that bombed because no one liked it. You're a subhuman failure, matching perfectly with the failure of the film. No one will ever care about you, what you care about will never matter.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>No one will ever care about you,
just because its true for you doesn't mean its true for everyone else.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's true for you though. And anyone autistic enough to think "I don't care" is an argument about anything.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>It's true for you though
I'm a happily married man though
5 months ago
Anonymous
aww but why do you spend so much time telling people you don't care about them, shouldn't you be doing oh idk...something you care about?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you spend so much time replying to a thread to say "I don't care" over and over? Kind of seems by your logic like the opposite is true. Like you do care and you're seething your wokeshit bombed.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I care about this movie and d&d in general and want to discuss it, however, their is you you wonderful autistic sperg, who shows up each and every thread for 6 months now, its just too good not to join in, you are unhinged and its hilariously good fun
5 months ago
Anonymous
You care about a movie that bombed and no one likes and get triggered when people shit on it so you will be Cinemaphile's whipping boy forever.
No one liked it lmfao. All the merch sold like shit, it bombed. There is no following for it moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
theirs no following for d&d?
5 months ago
Anonymous
The movie bombed.
All the merch sold like shit.
All the action figures, all the comic books, the novels, every fricking thing sold like hot garbage.
There is no following. No one liked it lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
what part of don't care about the financial side of things at all don't you get?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Who cares about box office lol maybe find a new hobby?
COPE. Sour grapes COPE. No one liked your woke shit. Seethe and stew alone your garbage bombed.
5 months ago
Anonymous
*raises paw*
I liked it
5 months ago
Anonymous
come on louder angrier I know you can do it
Pathetic schizo
newbie to thread, schizoanon abandoned a goal post a long time ago, you can drop in and out he's been at it for 6months now, I think we can hit a year with a little work
5 months ago
Anonymous
You've been spamming these autistic threads for over a year.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I have been here since 2007, I have never made a thread and never will, only homosexuals make threads, I have however joined in on these threads first to talk about dnd and then just to troll you bud, because you are honestly hilarious
5 months ago
Anonymous
Who cares about box office lol maybe find a new hobby?
Are you a poorgay wokegay? I mean, do you have a job? Do you have income to spend?
I mean, why don't you have any merchandise from this movie you claim to love? None of the novels, none of the action figures, no funko pop or any of the other slop they shat out that no one bought. There's a Monopoly board no one bought.
If you actually liked this filth, you'd have SOMETHING. A blu-ray, anything. But you don't because no one likes this woke slop lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I don’t purchase action figures and funko pops but you do you boo
5 months ago
Anonymous
I care about what I watched on the screen, not the bts details why you do is very strange to me, are you working in movies? no because your an insane brazilian who needs further diagnosis and medical care, so why do you care how much a movie or show did or didn't make?
He's desperate at this point...we're broking him /hat/bros...enjoy this moment.
>he buys funko pops
Grim.
Lmfao, I don't buy fricking funko pops, I'm making fun of you. There's novels, there's comics, there's movie posters, all of which sold like absolute SHIT. Take your pic. Do you hate books too you illiterate morons?
I'm saying if you claim to love this movie why do you not have any proof of any kind? No blu-ray, nothing. Face it, absolutely no one liked it you included. Hence it bombing.
If you concede, just don't post any merch.
5 months ago
Anonymous
your brain truly does work in mysterious ways schizoanon
5 months ago
Anonymous
See:
Yup! Here you are sperg!
Try schizo again *WHACK*
Sperg about Brazilians again *WHACK*
Try schizo again *WHACK*
Insult brown people to defend diversity *WHACK*
You just can't do a fricking thing but frick up over and over can you? Lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you genuinely think that anon is every anon that fricks with you don't you? thats adorable
5 months ago
Anonymous
You genuinely think you're fricking with someone and not getting bullied by half the anons on Cinemaphile? That's so sad.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>nuh uh not me you
yea sorry big guy that just doesn't work in real world
5 months ago
Anonymous
Gauntlet was thrown moron. If you want to show how numerous you are, let's make a pol thread. Come on. Do it little buddy.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I already said I never make threads, you are delusional and think every anon is the same person, I not only never make threads I never post in /misc/ or /LULZ/ or a bunch of other ones I've been here since 2007, you are delusional and can only try to copy me, you literally can't come up with anything except >no not me, you
its pathetic
5 months ago
Anonymous
>you are delusional and think every anon is the same person
But anon! This is your chance to PROVE IT! Why are you b***hing out homosexual?
I don't post on /misc/ never have you schizo child
AWWWW look at that, wokegay b***hes out! Wokegay b***hES OUT! Wokegay takes another fricking L!
5 months ago
Anonymous
Just so you know, the reason noone wants to bother making a thread on pol is that everyone knows you're wrong. We don't feel the need to prove it because it's obvious to anyone not struggling with schizophrenia.
5 months ago
Anonymous
He genuinely believes the threads are filled with fifty people ragging on the movie and one person defending it. It's amazing.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I know its a lot of fun, seriously 6mths he's been at it
5 months ago
Anonymous
I care about what I watched on the screen, not the bts details why you do is very strange to me, are you working in movies? no because your an insane brazilian who needs further diagnosis and medical care, so why do you care how much a movie or show did or didn't make?
5 months ago
Anonymous
He's desperate at this point...we're broking him /hat/bros...enjoy this moment.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>he buys funko pops
Grim.
5 months ago
Anonymous
There it is, he started typing whole sentences in all caps. Keep going lads, we can get him to do whole paragraphs.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I think he's going to crash soon, or thread will bump, no need to worry our good friend isn't going anywhere, all it takes is one simple img of a simple fun movie and he'll be their, he's not the schizo we deserve but he's the one we need right now
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Keep going lads,
Lmfao, seething samegay.
5 months ago
Anonymous
why do you keep bumping these threads?
Your concession is accepted.
you're talking to mutltiple people. that was my first post in the thread.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>that was my first post in the thread.
shame its over now, he thinks everyone is the same person, its great fun, don't worry he'll be back next d&d thread
5 months ago
Anonymous
>why do you keep bumping these threads?
How do you bump a thread that's autosaging moron? GG frickwit.
>you're talking to mutltiple people.
So are you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>So are you.
somehow I doubt it
5 months ago
Anonymous
50 people shitting on the movie and mocking you. One, maybe two of you shilling it and sperging out.
5 months ago
Anonymous
the world you live in must be fascinating I'm imagining some like from The Cell, unfortunately this is reality
5 months ago
Anonymous
We're autosaging? Is it time for a new thread then?
5 months ago
Anonymous
See
Watch as he claims you're the one who has been making all of these threads, and the only person he's been arguing with for months about this movie, and thus he's not as obsessed as you.
We're back to what I said earlier, he's convinced there is only one person other than him posting in these threads.
lmao
Keep seething forever. Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while. I love how you try to avoid the images that really nail what a homosexual you are.
Told you, this is your final stage of seethe. You demand suicide from someone for shitting on a movie that bombed lol, stay triggered.
Add me to the screencap
5 months ago
Anonymous
So you got filtered. It happens. Maybe marvel would fit you more..?
5 months ago
Anonymous
D&D is good movie
5 months ago
Anonymous
Then why did it bomb?
OWNED.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>follow my arbitrary rules I just made up or that means you lose
don't care, you literal autist, and what exactly are we winning or losing here? apart from the entertainment you so readily provide?
5 months ago
Anonymous
look at the cover why the frick was it even made would be a better question, none of these things explain why you are so upset that d&d is a lot of fun
Black folk in entertainment is annoying and the concept art of the characters look better than what was cast but this film was legitimately -fun-. Shame we won't get a sequel but I'm happy to have what we got at the least. Chris Pine and the Paladin were charismatic, Helgas fights were decent, the portal heist was clever and the fat dragon gave me a hearty kek. Why all the seethe?
Anon, listen to me. You're being memed. This threads are being made and bumped just to antagonize (You), as a joke. The more you rage against "wokegay" the funnier it gets and the more you encourage this.
Right, right, "memed". Posting your face and demanding dox is for laughs. Threatening to murder pets, shits and giggles. Posting elaborate fantasies about "schizo" dying over and over, all totally not you seething.
>could you get some new materi
You've been spamming the same thread with the same insults for over a year homosexual lmfao. Why don't you take your own advice and get a fricking life?
Some anon got triggered D&D bombed, so they remake threads on it 3-4 times every single day.
Some other anons started posting images to troll him and he went completely mental. Asserts he's multiple people, that only one person doesn't like the movie, terms them "schizo" and spergs out 24 hours a day.
There's a Mexican schizo that is for some reason really butt hurt about this movie. You can post about it at any time of the day, he will be here and start dumping the same images every thread. He also believes there is only one other person besides him posting in these threads, even when you point out the unique posters count to him. Like you'll say something to him, and he'll be like "ah but five days ago you said this! Aha!". Actually no conception that several people can make fun of him at the same time. He's truly a marvel to behold, he is single handedly elevating this movie to the Cinemaphile canon.
So what you're saying is, you've been sitting in all these threads and it's definitely all one guy, but meanwhile you always posting the same threads, always saying "schizo" and "mexican" and "favela" "and "fat dragon" "I like it it's fun" that's totally original and you're not the same gay even though it's been repeatedly proven you are?
You're gonna be this board's whipping boy forever.
>is not >lets all >your carer
That's a lot of broken words there. Frustration making it hard for you to maintain coherence? Awww, sad samegay woke b***h is upset you keep humiliating yourself. Aww, eat a dick homosexual.
because it looked like shit and probably was idk never watched it, you have serious mental issues btw
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're so triggered no one buys woke shit and everything with nogs bombs, lmfao.
Why'd all this bomb like D&D did?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I do not care about any of those as the other anon said I care about d&d because i've been playing baldurs gate, the real one not the new one, since I was 15 and it first came out, why do you think I care at all about that pile of trash you posted? you are one weird Black person
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you think what you care about matters? Were you ever asked "do you care" you narcissistic autist homosexual? Lmfao. Wokeshit bombs. D&D bombed because no one likes to see nignogs in dressup pretending to be white.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you keep responding to me schizoanon, I thought you did care you've worked so hard all this time
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're a stupid nog, what you know couldn't fill a thimble. Why would what you care about matter to anyone moron? What matters is all that woke shit bombed just like D&D and for the same reason. Suck it. Suck it dry homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
no that sounds pretty gay, sorry not a homosexual
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Like gay movie emasculating men openly >Claim not to be a homosexual
Doesn't add up, homo.
5 months ago
Anonymous
never happened, it is funny how you keep spamming that click bait though, you really area simple one aren't you?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Never happened
Both writers and both directors specifically stated they intentionally emasculated the male characters. And you LIKE that homosexual. You like men being emasculated, that's what gets your beta homosexual ass off. Big ugly butch b***hes and men acting like homosexuals. That's what you relate to homo.
5 months ago
Anonymous
it never happened in the movie, you special special guy, I just watch things I don't care about bts shit
5 months ago
Anonymous
you're kind of coming off as a closet case dude
no normal, healthy person would be this obsessed with this movie or calling people who liked it gay unless they had something else going on.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>you're kind of coming off as a closet case dude
You're shilling a movie with a gay paladin and a househusband hobbit that intentionally emasculates men and swearing over and over "IT WAS FUN" because that's what gets you off and then saying "Oh, you don't like being emasculated? Y-you must be gay then!"
Pure projection.
5 months ago
Anonymous
its good to see your calming down a bit, are you sure you shouldn't take another nap?
5 months ago
Anonymous
no one is emasculating you except yourself. I swear this has to be a fetish thing at this point.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>no one is emasculating you except yourself.
Black person they openly fricking said it:
>reveal they intentionally 'emasculated' the leading men
And that's what you like. That's what you shill. That's what you're into. And then you have the nads to sit there and try and say others are gay for not enjoying being emasculated like you do.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Movie that intentionally emasculates men
Emasculate this
5 months ago
Anonymous
The directors and writers already did.
Where did that gay nog paladin keep his pride flag during the fight? Up his homosexual ass?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>pride flag
I see no pride flag nor emasculated men...maybe you should kys
5 months ago
Anonymous
Your woke shit bombed lmfao. You're posting webms from a movie no one watched hahahahahahaha.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Who cares about box office lol maybe find a new hobby?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Pathetic schizo
5 months ago
Anonymous
Look here, this mogs your shit woke garbage.
5 months ago
Anonymous
and thats a brazilian show folks, lol he was right you really are
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Post something from Brazil, you're Brazilian.
Autist logic. Look, I'm posting something with the Union Jack so by your logic I'm now European (Always was btw).
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Union Jack >European
Back to the favela with you
5 months ago
Anonymous
lol schizoanon is brazilian, this just keeps getting better
This is such a weird autistic cope. I'm honestly baffled why you sperg out about Brazil every fricking thread. Is it just some moron thing? Oh, I know, BR's used to frick up online games, right? Some BR bulllied you going JAJAJAJAJAJAJA so everyone who triggers you is honorary BR? I understand now. It makes an autistic kind of sense.
5 months ago
Anonymous
lol schizoanon is brazilian, this just keeps getting better
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Mentally ill schizo see things no one else see
Many such cases! actually not many, just one
5 months ago
Anonymous
kys but unironically
5 months ago
Anonymous
Keep seething forever. Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while. I love how you try to avoid the images that really nail what a homosexual you are.
Told you, this is your final stage of seethe. You demand suicide from someone for shitting on a movie that bombed lol, stay triggered.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while.
Jfc lmao
OH NO DON'T MEME ME, BRO LMAO
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while.
This is the most unhinged thing I’ve read in months on here.
>Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while.
Jfc lmao
OH NO DON'T MEME ME, BRO LMAO
Lmao sounds like reddit culture
5 months ago
Anonymous
its ok buddy you write >forgot to post img
and then post it, we're here for you during your mental collapse
5 months ago
Anonymous
>we're
Keep seething alone wokegay. You're a seething moron butthurt a woke movie bombed. You homosexuals are the reason it bombed btw lmfao.
5 months ago
Anonymous
and you had made so much progress in the last hour, back to we are all one anon now? come on bud time for bed
5 months ago
Anonymous
o look hes talking like a gay again
5 months ago
Anonymous
>one likes to see nignogs in dressup pretending to be white.
Says the Brazilian furgay
5 months ago
Anonymous
*WHACK* Straight into the rake you go with this identity politics autism because you're seething you got told again.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't deny it
Yikes
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Get called out on being a furry. >Use what you are as an insult in every thread from then on. >Forever admittng you're ashamed of what subhuman filth you are.
Why would I need to sperg? You humiliate your stupid ass every time you post it. Oooh, an autistic furry called anonymous a "furry brazilian". Woooow, keep stacking L's furgay. Yiff in hell.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Why would I need to sperg?
T. Most rational poster on this board
>non-European
Oh, it's you! You always show up when the thread's going to die with this weird autism.
You're totally not mad asserting you're multiple people who want a stranger's death, right? That's a normal, healthy thing people who aren't schizos say, right? Lmfao. This chink homosexual kept going "I am European!" then when asked which country he was in sheepishly admitted "I am European... but I live in China." LMFAO.
If you don't have to be in European to be European, then I guess I'm one too moron. I'm an American, ancestry is of English and Irish descent. Suck it chink.
Why are you bothered about a movie in an Euro setting with two blacks in it if you think Europe is a muslim continent?
Why you confirm you're a schizo at every post?
5 months ago
Anonymous
You’re so easy to bait newbie
5 months ago
Anonymous
Reminder you will never be European
5 months ago
Anonymous
Reminder I am European and you're an admitted chink ricecel.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Amerilardo thinks chinese insectoids are everywhere
Lmao, you will never be European.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You admitted you're in China. If you can claim to be European with those slant eyes and yellow skin, then obviously a white American however muttified has a greater claim than your ricecel ass.
But there is only European in my mixture. No nig nog relatives. No chinkies with pinky dinkies like you.
This movie was made for D&D fans.
If you’ve never played a full round of high stakes D&D, this movie is not for you.
Normies need not apply.
You don’t belong here.
Do it! Shitpost to the extreme! Maybe this next one will be the one that makes the movie not bomb, huh? You're really accomplishing something with your life!
You know sperg, there's a few quick ways to settle this. Could always have an argument about it in /misc/, User IDS, would have to hide your flag if you're ashamed of where you're from, would have to give up the "brazilian" spergery when you see my US flag.
But we both know you're a lonely woke homosexual so you're going to b***h out as that's all you know how to do.
well that anon was a homosexual, you haven't actually done much to break rules I guess spamming/flooding on the other hand the mos could've simply been monitoring this thread because you are a special guy, but I like you schizobro, you keep being you
I liked that the raging lesbian liked manlets, absolute Fantasy,
>listening to Cinemaphile
always do the opposite of what Cinemaphile says
So we should do the opposite of what you are saying, which means actually doing what Cinemaphile says.
Thanks foe the paradox, wienerbag.
Had a lot of fun watching this. My GF made a plushy based on the fat dragon lol! great movie
Kek, I get that this is a bait thread (and the movie was actually very fun), but I always laugh about this raging autist who has a grudge against the movie for some reason.
You can't really claim it's a "bait" thread after screeching autistic fantasies for three threads demanding the death of "schizo" threatening to murder pets if he replies again and getting so mad you post a fricking facepic and demand dox lmfao. You're just a butthurt wokegay.
The ironic thing about this meme is that haters are far worse for attacking people that enjoy a thing than fans are for attacking haters.
Also, equating the financial success of a thing to its quality is peak ten year old girl logic
The movie bombed and wasnt good and you're not entitled to prevent people from expressing this or saying why lol.
>haters are far worse for attacking people that enjoy a thing than fans are for attacking haters.
Ah, your autism is showing.
"Fans" attack "haters".
The "haters" (though I think "critics" would be more accurate) are attacking "product".
You are taking people saying "This movie sucks." as a personal attack and using this to justify responding with personal attacks. This is hilariously childish and completely unjustifiable.
>equating the financial success of a thing to its quality is peak ten year old girl logic
Then I guess ten year old girls are based and smarter than your stupid ass. We live in a capitalist society. Product doesn't sell, product failed. cry about it commiegay.
obviously, objectively, the movie failed financially. that doesn't make it not good.
>that doesn't make it not good.
The thing is we have no other verifiable metric. Does it definitively mean a thing isn't good? No. But it does mean: It didn't appeal to audiences. People didn't like it. It failed at it's goal of turning a profit.
Objectively, critic scores are worthless because it's been widely reported that for over 15 years there have been firms paid by studios to pay the critics for positive reviews: https://www.screengeek.net/2023/09/06/rotten-tomatoes-pr-firm-paying-critics-positive-reviews/
The user reviews have a number of other issues. A mass of negative reviews simply get erased for "review bombing". You're required to provide a ticket stub which eliminates pirates or anyone who saw it for free. It requires that you be invested and have an interest, conscious or subconscious in giving it a positive review. This is why movies on both ends of the political spectrum both tend to have near perfect scores. Why both Bros and Lady Ballers have like 98% user reviews, because the only people reviewing it are people who were going to say they liked it no matter what.
So what the frick else is there?
>So what the frick else is there?
there's your own opinion. which, really. should be all that matters.
I thought it was a fun movie. 7.5/10, but enjoyable.
that's all I care about.
And democratically, that makes the movie shit as the majority rejected it, hence it bombing.
Glad you concede it's shit.
Holy shit and people on here say left can't meme
>I AM VERY SILLY
Now you'll be bumping this thread all night lmfao.
DANCE PUPPET.
He's here!
Yup! Here you are sperg!
Are you the notorious seethegay who has remade this thread over and over for two day straight because the notorious lolcow "Anonymous" triggered you by shitting on woke shit? Lmfao.
Remember, when you say how many hours "anonymous" has been replying, you're really just saying how many hours you've been reposting and bumping your spam threads lol.
dunno wtf ur talking about bro i just want to discuss a film you guys lied to me about.
anyways the fat dragon was freaking KINO
Gaslighting is always this autists first go-to defense.
yawn. ok weirdo u can leave my thread if you don't want to talk about this movie.
I want you to have a nice day
well that's not very nice!
But it is a majority opinion.
>my movie
You mean this woke pile of shit that bombed and is endorsed by an open pedophile and ricecel?
And this shit's archived before he tries to claim it's edited again lmfao.
>my thread
go back to pleb.it if you want ownership of your homosexualtry, shitc**t.
>congratulations! you've failed successfully!
I don't keep up with all the homosexualry. What's the purple circle in the mental illness flag supposed to mean?
Bump this thread when it gets near page 10 if you concede it's shit and you're eternally seething.
idc his name but that actor (also in wonder woman) seems to have some emasculation fetish?
When this article dropped:
the actor (Chris Pine) responded something like "this isn't an encouraging thing to say to your actors" or something, in a sort of half jokey, half "quit saying stuff that makes me look like a b***h" sort of way. I forget the exact quote.
Plz find.
left simply cannot meme
thats the schizo you idiot
>Can't even keep track of the race of it's characters.
What incompetent trash lmfao.
Fun. Liked.
Spam. Poster count didn't changed. Sad samegay OP.
family fun fantasy romp with a message of overcoming adversity through teamwork at its heart
Gross woke garbage where every relationship is interracial, everyone is ugly, and roughly 80% of the cast are non-whites playing characters based on medieval Europe and European folklore literally donning whiteface and imitating British accents that openly promotes shitting on men to lift up women, inverting gender roles, and ends with the trite progressive "you pick your family" woke garbage.
Remember when after getting raped at the box office by John Wick, Suzume and Mario, Return of the King was re-released for a week with no advertising to celebrate it's 20th anniversary, and despite everyone already having seen it, it handily beat D&D at the box office despite being on a third of the screens? Lmfao.
who has 3rd shift tonight?
remember: don't fall asleep. don't stop replying. and don't miss the next thread or you will lose
>or you will lose
But you lose every time you step away from the thread! Lol. You bump it and run away over and over because you're tired. Exhausted. Beaten down. You're one lowly autist who has been spamming these threads with the exact same posts for two days lmfao.
Yep, good luck!
Anon, you've been spamming these threads for like a year. There is no win condition for you bro. You've wasted a year being butthurt this movie bombed. You're acting like if for one thread, if you manage to sneak one by -even though you have plenty of times in the past, just more and more of the board is sick of your autism- you just remake it later anyway lol. You're stuck in a loop as a perpetual loser.
There is no point where this stops being pathetic, no sudden turn around. If everyone who triggered you died, you'd still be a fat, lonely troon who spent a year of your life spamming threads out of butthurt.
absolutely, don't fall asleep!
You're pure cringe lmfao.
fat dragon
Seething wokegay.
FAT. DRAGON.
Dilating troon.
>36 hours of this spam with no jannie intervention
this is getting a bit ridiculous tbh
I came for the BMW in lotr, I am disapoint
>if he
Its talking in third person again.
>Its
You're talking about the guy who intimidates you in the third person again.
Really fun movie. My whole theater when wild when the fat dragon showed up lol.
>whole theater
So just you? Movie bombed remember lmfao.
Did the schizo finally go to bed?
No, you're still wide awake wokegay. But you're getting sleepy lmfao. I wonder what effect hormones have on your sleeping. Captcha: HRT2S
Really fun movie cant wait for the sequel.
No sequel ever ever. Everyone moved on to other projects because the theaters responded to it like this.
Give it a chance after watching some webms in one of these threads and the movie was actually fun and well made. I expected a woke trash and I end up with a fine fantasy fun movie, def better than Warcraft.
The ad campaign guys should be ashamed for doing such a poor job promoting this movie.
This is like the third thread you've posted this spam in lmfao. You're reduced to copypasting your spam replies.
What? Get a life.
So ironic coming from you lol.
"I'm totally different people though."
HOLY SHIT this fricking sperg has been doing this for TWO DAYS?
No, this mindbroken wokegay has actually been spamming this for the better part of a year.
Why are you talking to yourself?
Must be taking after you.
Oh wait, no. One's my post, one's someone replying to it, and one's me replying to their reply to me lol. Better luck next time samegay.
Such strange behavior. I feel bad for your caretakers.
Oh look! Being EXPOSED made you mad! You broke the spam chain and now you're sperging all the "Y-you're crazy. I am... concerned you are so crazy" autism you do when you're full on seething.
Soon come the demands for suicide and death. Which you'd totally do if you weren't mad, right? Lmfao.
THS IS YOUR "LIFE" b***h. This is the pathetic, simpering little homosexual you chose to be.
You need help
Keep crying homosexual. Now don't forget, every time you sperg "I had FUN! I LIKED/ENJOYED it! I liked FAT DRAGON!" everyone's gonna know it's you. The same seething little autist spamming every fricking one of these threads for a year lmfao. Autists just can't break patterns, can they?
no you're right. lmfao. btw how many times do you think you've owned this wokegay now? lol.
Dang I thought you went to bed finally. Guess you were spending 30 minutes making whatever the frick this is.
Very impressive!
Only about 65% of these were from me.
Checkmate, loser.
hahahaha
Look at all the replies holy shit. That dude is mad.
Based, thats why i made these webms in the first place. To destroy schizo narrative, apparently i was succesful!
>apparently i was succesful!
At what? The movie BOMBED. No one likes it. All you've succeeded at doing is getting buliied for being subhuman filth and spamming a movie that will never get a sequel lmfao.
At spreading a fun movie? Who the frick care about box office dumb schizo marvelgay.
Sofina a cute!
>not a single human male fighter
My immersion is ruined
Looks like s.oy garbage to me.
>le intellectual bookworm wizard is le black
I pass
its fantasy
There are limits to what can be believed spamgay.
Aww is the widdle chuddy triggered by a smart black man?
I think you're the one who's triggered.
Nah. I can enjoy films with black people in them. Like this one, which was very good and fun.
>Nah. I can enjoy films with black people in them.
Yeah, I feel bad for you then.
Finally there it is
Then where are the anime robots and superheroes?
Why aren't they in this setting?
IDK, why have you been unemployed for your entire adult life?
You're dodging the question anon. Sounds like you know out of place things are out of place in a setting. Much like Black folks in settings based on medieval Europe.
Yeah I liked the movie. The adventure was really enjoyable. The main lead was a father trying to retake his daughter and wife from the bad guy. Really honorable. There isn't much I didn't like actually.
To the autist in this thread: i feel sorry for your mom. I feel her disappointment. It's okay though, maybe in another life.
>The adventure was really enjoyable. The main lead was a father trying to retake his daughter and wife from the bad guy. Really honorable.
Are you getting paid to post here man.
Studios are paying pajeets to spam their garbage movies here.
Awesome movie, loved the chonky dragon. Whole theater was cracking up at that gag!
One sec you better lonely samegay, I'll add your latest spam to the pile homosexual. <3
Was better than it had any right being. Sad it didn’t do super well at box office.
Great movie loads of fun really like the fat dragon bit.
Oop, and sperg went right back on autopilot lmfao.
fat dragon = kino
you = upset
any questions?
Why would I be upset you provided undeniable proof you're the same homosexual spamming every thread and the majority of spam posts in them? No more sperging about a secret group homosexual. There is no "we" there is only "fat dragon sperg".
this wokegay is getting btfo by us lol. maybe he will actually kill himself this time. can't believe hes been doing this for almost a year straight lol!
Did the sperg finally give up? Has he admitted this movie was woke trash that nobody liked and it bombed?
>Did the sperg finally give up?
no he's still-
>Has he admitted this movie was woke trash that nobody liked and it bombed?
oh you meant the other sperg
Went in not expecting much and had a blast! Really fun movie hope we get more like it.
I'll add your latest spam to the image. There's a couple other similar ones it'll fit nicely next to.
Honestly a lot of fun! Can't wait for the sequel!
Oooh, and a second right beneath it right away!
I was telling my friend the other how much I had fun and liked this movie
Wokegay is unraveling again, spamming the same shit over and over faster and faster. Maybe you're embarrassed so you're eager for the thread to die faster? Lmfao.
nope
>Look mommy I can use paint!
I can see the pixel you fricked up lol.
Damn you are actually insane I thought the other anons were joking.
Oh no! Are you concerned? Are you going to suggest MEDS? Invent an autistic scenarion involving "caretakers"? Say "Seriously" as if it adds any weight to your butthurt concerntrolling?
You're like a fricking bot honestly. Fitting that someone shilling this movie would share it's soulless-ness.
Great movie. Lots of fun. Dragon was fat and kino. Loads of laughs in the packed theater when I saw it. Gonna get the bluray for my brother's Christmas gift.
What the frick is wrong with you, OP? Why do you keep doing this?
Took my D&D group to see this opening night. Theater was packed and everyone had a blast. Really fun movie.
I wonder why replying to your own post is part of your ritual when you do this? I just assume the answer is always autism.
The frick are you talking about? I just liked the movie. Maybe you confused me with someone else?
Yeah, someone else who also says "fun" claims a movie that bombed had a "packed theater" and recounts a contrived corporate story about how you "enjoyed it with a group of friends". Lmfao.
Ok weirdo. I'm leaving this thread now. Any other posts you think you've notice a pattern or whatever in are from somebody else.
Uh-huh, see you soon samegay. Hilarious that through all your "I'm a different person!" sperging, usercount remained 23. Which it has been for at least this long:
You fool no one. You annoy no one. All you do is embarrass yourself.
>23 IPs
>fricking 23
jesus
Great flick, loads of fun lots of laughs. Loved the fat dragon bit. Not sure why it didn't do well the theater was full when I saw it.
Just tell me, wizard. What is your obsession with the "fat dragon". Why the FRICK do you keep saying that? Explain yourself you frickin weirdo.
wokegay scared? why did he stop replying? guess we got him boys. another victory for us!
This Black person is still spamming this D&D shit
? REPORT OP ALREADY!! What a loser
>NOOO you cant make threads about good movies you enjoyed on Cinemaphile
seethe
Anon, the gig's up. Your history of samegayging this garbage for A YEAR is exposed. No one likes this movie and you're the proof.
Imagine, a woke chink homosexual spamming this shit for a year and in the end only succeeding in proving no one fricking likes it.
you really should've gotten more sleep
You should have spent the last year doing something more constructive than spamming a bomb movie and proving by your spam that no one fricking likes it.
let it all out buddy
S
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then why dont you use it?
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D&D 200 was better
I keep using it, butthole
then why does the thread keep getting bumped every time you post?
Because you're an autistic moron who pretends you bumping it after other anons sage it means they didn't sage it and you grew up ignored by your parents so you see negative attention as positive as it's all you ever got.
Growing up not knowing what love feels like is what creates losers like OP.
Psychosis posting aside, my honest opinion:
It's somewhere in between woke trash and good.
Maybe woke white bread. Not healthy, alright in moderation, better than some of the toxic acid Hollywood wants you to slurp up.
Fat dragon kino
This is just so sad.
the movie was hilarious and all my friends and i enjoyed watching it together :3
Looks like he finally crash out. Until next time fellow D&D enjoyers.
How long has he been doing this now?
all year across at least two boards
He only had 4 more hours to go and he would have been posting in dnd threads for 48 hours straight. Hopefully he tries it again.
what the frick was this thread
colombian grade autism
There's a schizo who loses his mind every time someone posts a dnd thread
anons had him posting over 30+ hours in the last 2 days in back to back bait threads until he eventually fell asleep
>anons had him posting over 30+ hours in the last 2 days in back to back bait threads
That's hilarious.
See
It's more just kinda sad now
literally come to Cinemaphile the same time tomorrow, some anon is making these threads to piss of a /misc/gay and its working
You know damn well it is an asocial loser who needs validation for his movie that is worst than the 2000 D&D movie
next thread OP's making is a pic of a blond chick and a comment saying i love you give me your phone number
Someone should make a mlp edit subtle enough to bait barneygay. Then we can have 2 schizos going at it
>Then we can have 2 schizos going at it
So long as there's OP there will always be a profoundly mentally wokegay.
someone come up for a name for the moron seething over people liking/ironically liking this movie
Droolers & Dickheads
lmao and lol
Don't you remember wokegay? You came up with one.
"Anonymous" The notorious lolcow "anonymous" who you assert you've trolled by spending every waking moment of your worthless homosexual life spamming this board lmfao.
Can't wait for your article!
ok now see
this is defs her
yea he woke up maybe he should watch a fun movie like d&d:hat
Hey homosexual, why did this movie with a raceswap bomb? Come on, give me some cope.
There's gonna be dozens more examples, and blown the frick out your homosexual ass is going to ignore them all, then occasionally you'll go "W-why did this succeed?" and pretend that wipes out dozens of movies starring ugly Blacks bombing. Ready?
bladurs gate 3
You mean that meme game everyone makes fun of for being woke pozzed shit? Huh, so that's you FOLDING on Strange World, I guess. Glad you concede wokeshit fails homosexual.
Cringe, even with the entire media giant on your side you can't fully meme this game into a success.
Leftists victory is built upon fingers in the ears going LALALALALALA
I don't know what that is but i'm seeing disney two guys let me guess they are gay and that is their adopted black son right?
>why did it bomb
I think you answered your own question
Are mods fricking dead or in a dilation symposium?
bro, Cinemaphile isn't a place to like things - especially modern things, and especially modern things with non-white-male leads.
I wonder if the schizo is dreaming of the dnd movie or dreaming of posting on this board.
He doesn't sleep, he spends every hour of the day watching over the board, in fear that someone might post about the movie while he's not watching.
You're just describing OP though.
Just because you don't post one of your signature images doesn't mean I can't tell it's you, Juan.
>Juan
Oh look, wokegay's choosing the rake of making random "brownoid" comments demonstrating your own self-hatred and overt racism again. So tell me,
Why did this bomb?
are you capable of explaining what any of these pieces of shit have to do with d&d? or have you finally had a total mental break?
>are you capable of explaining what any of these pieces of shit have to do with d&d?
I already did, maybe a picture will help your tard ass.
This is why D&D bombed:
No one likes nogs.
Say, why did this bomb? I'll spell it out. Ugly blacks are box office poison lmfao.
but it didn't bomb its getting a sequel, that other shit you posted is so obscure no-one even knows what it is
D&D lost the studio over 100 million dollars. It fricking bombed autismo. Like all of this shit with nogs in it. There won't be a sequel, studio already confirmed that. The directors are on 7 other projects, Justice Smith is on five. The entire cast scattered to the four winds. No sequel ever homosexual.
I honestly thought you were faking it you really aren't eh? no wonder everyone keeps telling you to take your meds
>everyone
The voices in your head you mean? Gaslighting because you're frustrated and angry. Aww, you just can't ever win can you homosexual?
Why did this bomb, b***h? The first one made a billion. What did they change? OH right! Ugly brownoid, ugly nog. And they each cost the movie 400 million dollars! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Keep going lads, we got him to start typing whole words in caps, soon it's going to be whole sentences, don't let up
>lads
Talking to yourself in the third person again autismo. I thought you declared you won, remember? Then your troon ass fell asleep.
This is your life. This is all you do. Day in day out seething that a woke pile of shit bombed and some anon making you their b***h over and over.
Why'd this bomb btw?
How many people, besides you, are posting in this thread anon?
Well there's 50 people who have through it's course shit on the movie, and I guess there's you being butthurt your narrative failed yet again.
Why'd this bomb btw? It tested so poorly they cancelled it's theatrical run and dumped it straight to streaming.
probably cause it wasn't fun like d&d
But anon, D&D bombed. By your logic it isn't fun. Fun things don't bomb anon.
D&D not fun confiirmed, thanks anon. Say, why was this the least watched show on Disney +?
I have no idea your encyclopedic knowledge of terrible shit is a wonder to behold, d&d on the other hand was great fun, looking at that img I very much doubt that is
it bombed because a neurotic fungal infected b***h was the lead
But that "neurotic fungal infected b***h" made a billion dollars last time, remember moron? No no no, it was the fat ugly muslim piece of shit and the screeching sheboon that made it bomb lmfao. NO ONE LIKES YOUR KIND LOSER.
Say, why'd this Ninja Tutles movie bomb?
they bought out empty theaters and it was right before endgame came out, idiots thought they had to see it, I had no idea their was a new ninja turtles movie let me guess thats suppose to be april?
This movie was the definition of FUN! Why is that one guy so mad about it?
I missed the schizo? damn ah well theirs always tomorrow
see
no thats not him
troonys are really desperate for wins here
Was wondering where the dnd schizo was still remember this gay from months ago, what a mental case lmao
Frick, I meant D&D 2000
Anyway, get fricked OP. Doing worst than the 2000 movie is its greatest achievement
go to bed you can continue this 6 month long sperg tomorrow
Hello /hat/bros, just finished my day shift... is schizo still here?
Posting his favorite scene just in case.
Ah, the buck broken Durka obsessed with gay Black folk.
it has non-whites
not watching it
Well, looks like OP called it a night. The autistic little troon is dilating in his drool now. D&D is a bomb, there will no sequel, OP as always is a homosexual.
OP spams these threads for over two days straight, and then completely buck broken and blown the frick out decides "He's asleep now." People keep replying, shitting all over him and this garbage movie, but he had to sleep. He NEEDED it, so he gave the frick up and declared "No, no those aren't him. Those are different people shitting on me and telling me the movie is garbage."
Now he slumbers in failure. Defeated as always by anons.
Great movie! A fun and LITTY romp for the whole family!
back from your nap I see
Ah! Wokegay woke up! Wipe off the drool moron, time for you to spam your autism for the rest of the day. This is your sad excuse for a life, remember? Shilling a woke movie that bombed because it makes you sob like a salty pathetic b***h people don't like seeing ugly non-whites larping as whites. Seethe homosexual. ESG is dying, DEI is dying, San Francisco is a literal shithole and you have NOTHING to do in your miserable empty homosexual life lmfao.
Come on! You're making a difference! Spam harder homosexual.
the fact that you think it's one person only replying to you makes you a moron
inb4 there are other anons pretending to be the schizo anti wokegay also
Gig's up homosexual:
You can't even deny it anymore you autistic piece of shit. This is all you homosexual!
put the word "fun" in my posts in later threada to make anons mind explode, got it!
Post one sentence positive reviews that all include "I liked it. It was fun." and some variation of "Packed theater" "fat dragon" "group of friends" "buy it on bluray". You're truly autistic if you think anyone buys that being organic homosexual lol.
Why did this bomb btw?
it bombed because it was shit, you've done this a lot why? what correlation are you trying to make here?
Because he has the brain and ability to argue of a woman. The movie is bad because other people didn't like it. Women (and Mexicans) tend to outsource their thinking to their betters.
No anon silly, D&D bombed because it's stuffed with Blacks where they don't belong.
All of these things bombed for the same reason. Baldur's Gate 3? Not really a success, but does it require you to play as a jiggaboo?
Meanwhile this did and it bombed so hard the studio had to shut down. Why is that?
didn't you forget its getting a sequel? I have no idea what any of this shit you are posting is? who the frick knows what any of those are?
>didn't you forget its getting a sequel?
D&D isn't getting a sequel, neither is Forspoken lmfao.
"I haven't heard of it" is COPE. They all bombed for the same reason. Your autistic ass is irrelevant to the process. People just don't like ugly nogs. You're gonna have to deal with reality homosexual.
Why'd this bomb btw?
what the frick is forspoken how do you even know about this random literal what? shit? do you seriously go and try and find random black shows to get angry at? who the frick cares about any of them, and yes its been greenlit d&d is getting a sequel
>Baldur's Gate 3? Not really a success
I already knew you weren't living in reality but this is a new low Juan
oh my god....
I think the "BG3 players are all chinese bots" schizo and "people who sort of liked D&D:HAT are all... somehow... paid shills" schizo might actually be the same person.
big if true.
The funniest thing about forspoken is how made for femoids it is like you get upgrades by getting different fingernails and shit and STILL wahmen just dont give a frick.
Like if this was the polar opposite it would have christopher mintz-plase as the protag and he'd get powerups by getting blowjobs from different bimbos who all find him irresistable for no reason.
>inb4 there are other anons pretending to be the schizo anti wokegay also
Now that would be really funny.
Hey wokegay, why did this bomb so hard? Why is it so poorly reviewed? Why did Egypt file a lawsuit with Netflix over it?
looks like thats a Black person playing cleopatra of course it bombed, what is your point here? do you have one?
Why did this bomb? Season one, white woman. Switch to a black woman, suddenly no one wants to see it. Huh. Why is that? Why is it every time there's a nig-nog it fails?
again because they made total shit, it didn't bomb it was never released they cancelled it you idiot, really you should've gotten more sleep slow down take a deep breathe, have you set up a badly made bot to post for you?
Why did this bomb so hard wokegay? It's the most single negatively reviewed piece of media ever.
again because everyone heard it was utter shit and didn't even have scooby doo who the frick would ever watch a scooby doo show without scooby fricking doo, are you just on auto pilot? explain why the frick any of this shit is relevant?
Lmfao, why did this bomb Black? IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.
damn I honestly thought you were pretending, you are legit schizo, I have no idea what that is either
>I have no idea what that is
Autism makes you think "If I haven't heard of this no one has and I don't have to explain shit.
Why'd this bomb and get cancelled nog?
or that, oh no wait some anon posted a few threads about this shit, no-one cares about any of this shit, its hilarious you think this is somehow proving some point
>no-one cares
Lmfao, THAT'S THE POINT moron! No one cares about NOGS. No one fricking likes you lmfao. Everything you're on BOMBS.
You saying "I've never heard of these bombs" is a COPE because you don't want to admit what's obvious to everyone. I silenced your sperg ass. Every time you copout with this "I"m a moron, I don't know what that is!" shit is you taking another L homosexual. It's so easy to trigger you.
Why did this bomb? Tell me you don't know what it is or care if you're a seething, ugly nog.
I have no idea what that is either, this is genuinely hilarious, you've posted a bunch of random shit that I would never have seen and am happy they failed since they all look like shit, w/e the frick they are, this is bizarre, I still liked the d&d movie and thought it was __fun__
AHAHAHAHAHA, your concession is accepted homosexual. Why did this bomb btw? OH I KNOW, YOU'RE A moron LIVING UNDER A ROCK, RIGHT? Lmfao.
Seethe in ignorance homosexual.
wtf even is that? why do you know about any of these literal huh? shows movies w/e the frick they are? do you really think anyone A; knows what these are and B: cares if they did or didn't bomb?
>Wuts dis massa? I no no what cowboy bebop is! I don' undrastand! I neva herd of da ninja turtles! I don't know what buzz lightyear me! Who be Terry Gilliam?! What da frick is Lovecraft Country? I can't relate! I don't understand! Wat's batwoman?! I don't undrastand!!!
Dumb nog cope lmfao. Everything with your kind bombs. This got Volition Studios shut down.
wait i'm a Black person now? frick I totally missed this new development
a truly magical thread
what the frick is volitation studios wtf is that pic? I have no clue what you are talking about this is vidya shit I assume?
>I's a dumb nog! What is Saint's Row?! I don't undrastand!
Sold on part with GTA at the height of it's series, then they did a "woke reboot" that sold so poorly the studio went bankrupt.
Why'd this bomb? It's the official Avengers video game with Kamala Khan as the main character. Oh, oh I know. You've never heard of Avengers, right? Damn, not a lot of space in a tiny nog brain is there?
Do you have like a newsletter with every game show and movie with Black folk in it or something? How do you even keep track of all of those?
But anon, D&D BOMBED harder than any of these things posted! D&D is far more obscure than any of the shit you're claiming no one's heard of! You're ADMITTING D&D is shit because it bombed. So it's not fun at all!
Good job conceding homosexual.
I like d&d, I don't think I'd like any of that shit you posted, do you understand buddy?
So why did this bomb as bad as D&D did? All these things you're saying you've never heard of you're repeatedly admitting D&D is as bad as by copping out because audiences responded the same to them as they did D&D lmfao.
this weird fixation on how much money a movie makes correlates to its quality is bizarre, thats the first thing you posted I have actually seen, and its good, again do not give a frick how much money it made
>Communist moron.
>Doesn't want to acknowledge that in a capitalist society movies made for profit are deemed failures if they bomb.
You're a shit anti-white homosexual and everything you shill bombs lmfao.
How does it feel? How does it feel to know no one will ever agree with you or like your garbage?
you are super confused if you think I care about any of that shit in your pic any of it, just bizarre you aren't responding to anons itt you are literally just sperging out at some imaginary anon you've invented
No one cares what you care about moron. You lose because D&D bombed like all of that shit you don't care about it. What you care about doesn't fricking matter lmfao.
No one likes wokeshit. Tell me you don't care if you concede you're an autistic homosexual sobbing like a beaten b***h and admit D&D is shit for homosexuals.
I won because i got a fun d&d movie that I liked, in what way did I lose?
You lose because you sperging "IT WAS FUN! IT WAS FUN!!! IT WAS FUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!" is you openly admitting it wasn't. It bombed, no one agrees with you. You can't make it not be a bomb, all you can do is sperg alone that the bomb no one liked was "fun" while everyone else goes on having a life lmfao.
Now say "It was fun" if you concede it's shit homosexual.
no I haven't I still say it was fun, you have legitimate mental problems that all
>Now say "It was fun" if you concede it's shit homosexual.
> I still say it was fun
Thank you for your concession b***h. Glad you admit it's shit. Stay mad and stay told.
It BOMBED by the way and none of your homosexualry can change that lmfao.
why are you so obsessed with this movie specifically? its pretty weird.
He apparently posts in the same way in the one piece threads.
Your concession is accepted.
Watch as he claims you're the one who has been making all of these threads, and the only person he's been arguing with for months about this movie, and thus he's not as obsessed as you.
We're back to what I said earlier, he's convinced there is only one person other than him posting in these threads.
>He
>EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON THIS MOVIE IS ONE PERSON BUT I AM AN ARMY OF WOKE BOMB DEFENDERS!
Cringe lmfao.
>all caps
congrats, poor frick just can't help himself
don't care it bombed I think its great fun, literally do not care about box office never do, its hilarious you do though
Don't care what you care about. No one does. What you care about is irrelevant to anything. You shill shit that bombed because no one liked it. You're a subhuman failure, matching perfectly with the failure of the film. No one will ever care about you, what you care about will never matter.
>No one will ever care about you,
just because its true for you doesn't mean its true for everyone else.
It's true for you though. And anyone autistic enough to think "I don't care" is an argument about anything.
>It's true for you though
I'm a happily married man though
aww but why do you spend so much time telling people you don't care about them, shouldn't you be doing oh idk...something you care about?
Why do you spend so much time replying to a thread to say "I don't care" over and over? Kind of seems by your logic like the opposite is true. Like you do care and you're seething your wokeshit bombed.
I care about this movie and d&d in general and want to discuss it, however, their is you you wonderful autistic sperg, who shows up each and every thread for 6 months now, its just too good not to join in, you are unhinged and its hilariously good fun
You care about a movie that bombed and no one likes and get triggered when people shit on it so you will be Cinemaphile's whipping boy forever.
No one liked it lmfao. All the merch sold like shit, it bombed. There is no following for it moron.
theirs no following for d&d?
The movie bombed.
All the merch sold like shit.
All the action figures, all the comic books, the novels, every fricking thing sold like hot garbage.
There is no following. No one liked it lmfao.
what part of don't care about the financial side of things at all don't you get?
COPE. Sour grapes COPE. No one liked your woke shit. Seethe and stew alone your garbage bombed.
*raises paw*
I liked it
come on louder angrier I know you can do it
newbie to thread, schizoanon abandoned a goal post a long time ago, you can drop in and out he's been at it for 6months now, I think we can hit a year with a little work
You've been spamming these autistic threads for over a year.
I have been here since 2007, I have never made a thread and never will, only homosexuals make threads, I have however joined in on these threads first to talk about dnd and then just to troll you bud, because you are honestly hilarious
Are you a poorgay wokegay? I mean, do you have a job? Do you have income to spend?
I mean, why don't you have any merchandise from this movie you claim to love? None of the novels, none of the action figures, no funko pop or any of the other slop they shat out that no one bought. There's a Monopoly board no one bought.
If you actually liked this filth, you'd have SOMETHING. A blu-ray, anything. But you don't because no one likes this woke slop lmfao.
I don’t purchase action figures and funko pops but you do you boo
Lmfao, I don't buy fricking funko pops, I'm making fun of you. There's novels, there's comics, there's movie posters, all of which sold like absolute SHIT. Take your pic. Do you hate books too you illiterate morons?
I'm saying if you claim to love this movie why do you not have any proof of any kind? No blu-ray, nothing. Face it, absolutely no one liked it you included. Hence it bombing.
If you concede, just don't post any merch.
your brain truly does work in mysterious ways schizoanon
See:
Try schizo again *WHACK*
Sperg about Brazilians again *WHACK*
Try schizo again *WHACK*
Insult brown people to defend diversity *WHACK*
You just can't do a fricking thing but frick up over and over can you? Lmfao.
you genuinely think that anon is every anon that fricks with you don't you? thats adorable
You genuinely think you're fricking with someone and not getting bullied by half the anons on Cinemaphile? That's so sad.
>nuh uh not me you
yea sorry big guy that just doesn't work in real world
Gauntlet was thrown moron. If you want to show how numerous you are, let's make a pol thread. Come on. Do it little buddy.
I already said I never make threads, you are delusional and think every anon is the same person, I not only never make threads I never post in /misc/ or /LULZ/ or a bunch of other ones I've been here since 2007, you are delusional and can only try to copy me, you literally can't come up with anything except
>no not me, you
its pathetic
>you are delusional and think every anon is the same person
But anon! This is your chance to PROVE IT! Why are you b***hing out homosexual?
AWWWW look at that, wokegay b***hes out! Wokegay b***hES OUT! Wokegay takes another fricking L!
Just so you know, the reason noone wants to bother making a thread on pol is that everyone knows you're wrong. We don't feel the need to prove it because it's obvious to anyone not struggling with schizophrenia.
He genuinely believes the threads are filled with fifty people ragging on the movie and one person defending it. It's amazing.
I know its a lot of fun, seriously 6mths he's been at it
I care about what I watched on the screen, not the bts details why you do is very strange to me, are you working in movies? no because your an insane brazilian who needs further diagnosis and medical care, so why do you care how much a movie or show did or didn't make?
He's desperate at this point...we're broking him /hat/bros...enjoy this moment.
>he buys funko pops
Grim.
There it is, he started typing whole sentences in all caps. Keep going lads, we can get him to do whole paragraphs.
I think he's going to crash soon, or thread will bump, no need to worry our good friend isn't going anywhere, all it takes is one simple img of a simple fun movie and he'll be their, he's not the schizo we deserve but he's the one we need right now
>Keep going lads,
Lmfao, seething samegay.
why do you keep bumping these threads?
you're talking to mutltiple people. that was my first post in the thread.
>that was my first post in the thread.
shame its over now, he thinks everyone is the same person, its great fun, don't worry he'll be back next d&d thread
>why do you keep bumping these threads?
How do you bump a thread that's autosaging moron? GG frickwit.
>you're talking to mutltiple people.
So are you.
>So are you.
somehow I doubt it
50 people shitting on the movie and mocking you. One, maybe two of you shilling it and sperging out.
the world you live in must be fascinating I'm imagining some like from The Cell, unfortunately this is reality
We're autosaging? Is it time for a new thread then?
See
lmao
Add me to the screencap
So you got filtered. It happens. Maybe marvel would fit you more..?
D&D is good movie
Then why did it bomb?
OWNED.
>follow my arbitrary rules I just made up or that means you lose
don't care, you literal autist, and what exactly are we winning or losing here? apart from the entertainment you so readily provide?
look at the cover why the frick was it even made would be a better question, none of these things explain why you are so upset that d&d is a lot of fun
I posted a dnd thread yesterday just to see the result and the schizo morons posted 200+ times. Absolutely mentally ill gays
it's almost all the one deranged schizo. you can tell exactly when he posts because
Black folk in entertainment is annoying and the concept art of the characters look better than what was cast but this film was legitimately -fun-. Shame we won't get a sequel but I'm happy to have what we got at the least. Chris Pine and the Paladin were charismatic, Helgas fights were decent, the portal heist was clever and the fat dragon gave me a hearty kek. Why all the seethe?
Anon, listen to me. You're being memed. This threads are being made and bumped just to antagonize (You), as a joke. The more you rage against "wokegay" the funnier it gets and the more you encourage this.
Just like to add huntergay and bbcgay to that list.
Right, right, "memed". Posting your face and demanding dox is for laughs. Threatening to murder pets, shits and giggles. Posting elaborate fantasies about "schizo" dying over and over, all totally not you seething.
Climb off it dipshit.
could you get some new material? or at least mix up the order you post them in? maybe sort by date or something next thread just to mix things up
>could you get some new materi
You've been spamming the same thread with the same insults for over a year homosexual lmfao. Why don't you take your own advice and get a fricking life?
lol you are a gem, never change schizoanon never change
The movie was unironically pretty fun, lots of settings and good bit of action. The fat dragon in particular was exquisite
Who would have thought that it would all come down to this: a dungeon and dragons?
/dnd/ general when
You're posting in it right now anon
im starting to think the wokegay and the schizo are the same person and it us, the viewers getting meme'd on
Cinemaphile tourist here, wtf is this thread?
Some anon got triggered D&D bombed, so they remake threads on it 3-4 times every single day.
Some other anons started posting images to troll him and he went completely mental. Asserts he's multiple people, that only one person doesn't like the movie, terms them "schizo" and spergs out 24 hours a day.
aww buddy no need to hide
For me, it’s the instant reply. Let’s you know how autistic he is.
There's a Mexican schizo that is for some reason really butt hurt about this movie. You can post about it at any time of the day, he will be here and start dumping the same images every thread. He also believes there is only one other person besides him posting in these threads, even when you point out the unique posters count to him. Like you'll say something to him, and he'll be like "ah but five days ago you said this! Aha!". Actually no conception that several people can make fun of him at the same time. He's truly a marvel to behold, he is single handedly elevating this movie to the Cinemaphile canon.
So what you're saying is, you've been sitting in all these threads and it's definitely all one guy, but meanwhile you always posting the same threads, always saying "schizo" and "mexican" and "favela" "and "fat dragon" "I like it it's fun" that's totally original and you're not the same gay even though it's been repeatedly proven you are?
You're gonna be this board's whipping boy forever.
buenos dias amigo
>no you are
is not going to convince anyone schizoanon, lets all just try and have fun with this, I assume your carer will be along sooner or later
>is not
>lets all
>your carer
That's a lot of broken words there. Frustration making it hard for you to maintain coherence? Awww, sad samegay woke b***h is upset you keep humiliating yourself. Aww, eat a dick homosexual.
Why'd this bomb as bad as D&D did?
take your meds
because it looked like shit and probably was idk never watched it, you have serious mental issues btw
You're so triggered no one buys woke shit and everything with nogs bombs, lmfao.
Why'd all this bomb like D&D did?
I do not care about any of those as the other anon said I care about d&d because i've been playing baldurs gate, the real one not the new one, since I was 15 and it first came out, why do you think I care at all about that pile of trash you posted? you are one weird Black person
Why do you think what you care about matters? Were you ever asked "do you care" you narcissistic autist homosexual? Lmfao. Wokeshit bombs. D&D bombed because no one likes to see nignogs in dressup pretending to be white.
you keep responding to me schizoanon, I thought you did care you've worked so hard all this time
You're a stupid nog, what you know couldn't fill a thimble. Why would what you care about matter to anyone moron? What matters is all that woke shit bombed just like D&D and for the same reason. Suck it. Suck it dry homosexual.
no that sounds pretty gay, sorry not a homosexual
>Like gay movie emasculating men openly
>Claim not to be a homosexual
Doesn't add up, homo.
never happened, it is funny how you keep spamming that click bait though, you really area simple one aren't you?
>Never happened
Both writers and both directors specifically stated they intentionally emasculated the male characters. And you LIKE that homosexual. You like men being emasculated, that's what gets your beta homosexual ass off. Big ugly butch b***hes and men acting like homosexuals. That's what you relate to homo.
it never happened in the movie, you special special guy, I just watch things I don't care about bts shit
you're kind of coming off as a closet case dude
no normal, healthy person would be this obsessed with this movie or calling people who liked it gay unless they had something else going on.
>you're kind of coming off as a closet case dude
You're shilling a movie with a gay paladin and a househusband hobbit that intentionally emasculates men and swearing over and over "IT WAS FUN" because that's what gets you off and then saying "Oh, you don't like being emasculated? Y-you must be gay then!"
Pure projection.
its good to see your calming down a bit, are you sure you shouldn't take another nap?
no one is emasculating you except yourself. I swear this has to be a fetish thing at this point.
>no one is emasculating you except yourself.
Black person they openly fricking said it:
>reveal they intentionally 'emasculated' the leading men
And that's what you like. That's what you shill. That's what you're into. And then you have the nads to sit there and try and say others are gay for not enjoying being emasculated like you do.
>Movie that intentionally emasculates men
Emasculate this
The directors and writers already did.
Where did that gay nog paladin keep his pride flag during the fight? Up his homosexual ass?
>pride flag
I see no pride flag nor emasculated men...maybe you should kys
Your woke shit bombed lmfao. You're posting webms from a movie no one watched hahahahahahaha.
Who cares about box office lol maybe find a new hobby?
Pathetic schizo
Look here, this mogs your shit woke garbage.
and thats a brazilian show folks, lol he was right you really are
>Post something from Brazil, you're Brazilian.
Autist logic. Look, I'm posting something with the Union Jack so by your logic I'm now European (Always was btw).
>Union Jack
>European
Back to the favela with you
This is such a weird autistic cope. I'm honestly baffled why you sperg out about Brazil every fricking thread. Is it just some moron thing? Oh, I know, BR's used to frick up online games, right? Some BR bulllied you going JAJAJAJAJAJAJA so everyone who triggers you is honorary BR? I understand now. It makes an autistic kind of sense.
lol schizoanon is brazilian, this just keeps getting better
>Mentally ill schizo see things no one else see
Many such cases! actually not many, just one
kys but unironically
Keep seething forever. Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while. I love how you try to avoid the images that really nail what a homosexual you are.
Told you, this is your final stage of seethe. You demand suicide from someone for shitting on a movie that bombed lol, stay triggered.
>Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while.
Jfc lmao
OH NO DON'T MEME ME, BRO LMAO
>Just a preview, this is going in an image I've been cooking up for a while.
This is the most unhinged thing I’ve read in months on here.
Lmao sounds like reddit culture
its ok buddy you write
>forgot to post img
and then post it, we're here for you during your mental collapse
>we're
Keep seething alone wokegay. You're a seething moron butthurt a woke movie bombed. You homosexuals are the reason it bombed btw lmfao.
and you had made so much progress in the last hour, back to we are all one anon now? come on bud time for bed
o look hes talking like a gay again
>one likes to see nignogs in dressup pretending to be white.
Says the Brazilian furgay
*WHACK* Straight into the rake you go with this identity politics autism because you're seething you got told again.
>Doesn't deny it
Yikes
>Get called out on being a furry.
>Use what you are as an insult in every thread from then on.
>Forever admittng you're ashamed of what subhuman filth you are.
Why would I need to sperg? You humiliate your stupid ass every time you post it. Oooh, an autistic furry called anonymous a "furry brazilian". Woooow, keep stacking L's furgay. Yiff in hell.
>Why would I need to sperg?
T. Most rational poster on this board
Carer is a real word my ESL amigo
Sorry buddy no hablo espagnol
A lolcow non-European got triggered by D&D 2023 movie for some reason...we're trying to get him to stream his suicide when sequel will be confirmed.
>non-European
Oh, it's you! You always show up when the thread's going to die with this weird autism.
You're totally not mad asserting you're multiple people who want a stranger's death, right? That's a normal, healthy thing people who aren't schizos say, right? Lmfao. This chink homosexual kept going "I am European!" then when asked which country he was in sheepishly admitted "I am European... but I live in China." LMFAO.
If you don't have to be in European to be European, then I guess I'm one too moron. I'm an American, ancestry is of English and Irish descent. Suck it chink.
Reminder you will never be European.
well yeah I’m not Muslim
Why are you bothered about a movie in an Euro setting with two blacks in it if you think Europe is a muslim continent?
Why you confirm you're a schizo at every post?
You’re so easy to bait newbie
Reminder you will never be European
Reminder I am European and you're an admitted chink ricecel.
>Amerilardo thinks chinese insectoids are everywhere
Lmao, you will never be European.
You admitted you're in China. If you can claim to be European with those slant eyes and yellow skin, then obviously a white American however muttified has a greater claim than your ricecel ass.
But there is only European in my mixture. No nig nog relatives. No chinkies with pinky dinkies like you.
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
IT IS CLEAR TO US NOW
This movie was made for D&D fans.
If you’ve never played a full round of high stakes D&D, this movie is not for you.
Normies need not apply.
You don’t belong here.
i liked it more after playing baldur's gate 3
>Avengers
>Batwoman
>Watchmen
>"Obscure"
Delusional nignog hours. Why'd this bomb like D&D did?
because they tried to cram 7 books into one movie, it was utterly moronic
Avengers the movie is not obscure. Avengers the game where you play as a paki is obscure, yeah. Maybe in Mexico it's all the rage tho, idk
I really liked this movie though, dragons are fricking awesome and kino.
What shitty thread, end the suffering.
are you joking its been the best thread all day
sleep time stat
WHY DID IT BOMB? You just b***hED out lmfao.
Why did it bomb homosexual?
could you speak up please, can't quite here you watch d&d again its up to the fun part were they fly out of the prision
>your concession is accepted
Seethe troon, seethe.
bump
We passed the bump limit, we need a new thread to keep our lolcow going.
The lolcow is the one making the threads over and over lmfao. Keep sperging about your lolcow "anonymous" you profound fricking moron lmfao.
Let’s do it! Hes really mad haha
I know! Look at how he sperged out spamming earlier:
Oh wait, my bad that's your tard ass lol.
Do it! Shitpost to the extreme! Maybe this next one will be the one that makes the movie not bomb, huh? You're really accomplishing something with your life!
Lmfao.
only if you join us buddy, we need to see that folder again, remember try and mix it up this time
How reddish brown is your face right now?
It's white, you know, the color you're envious of because yours isn't?
You know sperg, there's a few quick ways to settle this. Could always have an argument about it in /misc/, User IDS, would have to hide your flag if you're ashamed of where you're from, would have to give up the "brazilian" spergery when you see my US flag.
But we both know you're a lonely woke homosexual so you're going to b***h out as that's all you know how to do.
who are you talking to?
You. You specifically. You wanna settle this on /misc/? Nah, wokegays like you live on delusions.
I don't post on /misc/ never have you schizo child
This movie was good.
Deal with it beaner.
Defender of diversity right here.
Glad to see you come to your name Beans.
Keep swinging at those windmills wokegay. Everyone who triggers you is brown, because brown is bad, like the people in D&D.
Therefor, you admit D&D is shit.
Good boy Beans. Keep coming to your name in the next thread too. I command you to be present in the next thread.
And in closing, one of you wokegays false reported one of my posts as racist lmfao. You're so DESPERATE for it to end.
well that anon was a homosexual, you haven't actually done much to break rules I guess spamming/flooding on the other hand the mos could've simply been monitoring this thread because you are a special guy, but I like you schizobro, you keep being you