>Duuuuuude, girls dont like buff confident handsome blonde tall white guys hitting on them! You should never be like this or you will get beat up!
I wonder how many young boys were terminally brainwashed by Johnny Bravo
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This show was feminist propaganda disguised as le wacky kids cartoon.
>living with your beloved mom and loving her is BAD!
Women indeed don't like buff males. Only gays do.
It is, yes.
Reptile brain doesn't exist.
I fricking hated this b***h
you just know.
I think in one of the future episodes they actually hooked up
Jesus christ get over it
Tf are you on? I wanted to be like him when i was a kid lmao.
Did you succeed?
Not yet, but I won't quit.
they should write a cartoon about taking the meekspill
>you assault kids but have 2 extra inches of jawbone circumference?
>no idea why but my reptile lizard brain is going wild.
You’re missing a key component of the entire bloody thing here. In the intro he just says “Yeah, whatever” to getting beat up. He doesn’t accept defeat like a cuck and moves on to the next woman.
In season 2 they made him even more stupid and unlikable to justify getting him beat up and humiliated by women.
Why doesn’t Johnny, the largest character, simply rape all the women?
The creator of the show actually said Johnny was fairly successful with women but that we only see the times he isn’t because those are what is funny. There is a reason that volcano didn’t accept him as a virgin sacrifice.
If any there was any lesson to be learned from johnny bravo, it's that you shouldn't chase after women who won't appreciate you.
>you should chase after your mom and the neighbor’s little girl
Uhhhhhh anon?
And Velma.
This is, for some reason, a revolutionary idea for Americans. And then they wonders why all of their marriages end in divorce.
Ohh Johnnyyy, are you thirstyyy?
His episode had me dying as a kid. I wasn't expecting him to start counting in Spanish.
He's just so affable
i thought he was cool and always rooted for him
Girls don't like Johnny Bravo because he's a homosexual that skips leg day.
Girls dont care about legs
Looks like we've got a sperm here too young to have actually watched Johnny Bravo.
At least earlier on (they flanderised pretty heavily as they went on, as so many shows do) women clearly *were* into Johnny Bravo. They were interested in this handsome buff cool guy. But then he'd say something stupid or offensive and then instead of catching it and apologising or saving it, he'd push on and be even more obnoxious
Which is how it should be. If a hot woman comes up and flirts with you, you shouldn't be so desperate for female attention that they can do literally nothing to put you off.
Looks should open the door, but they shouldn't put your interactions with the opposite sex on fricking autopilot because what kind of loser just wants a vapid sex doll?
Even then there was the occasional woman that Johnny actually did do well with, usually the joke there was that something else or his friends or whatever would frick it up for him.
he was short