>early episodes Hammond is a typical American hating Brit
>later episodes Hammond is LARPing as an American redneck.
what's going on here?
>early episodes Hammond is a typical American hating Brit
>early episodes Hammond is a typical American hating Brit
>later episodes Hammond is LARPing as an American redneck.
what's going on here?
Some British people are the biggest pussies. They love to dish out hate to the US, but if you did a similar show in the UK about them, they'd get offended and whine like a little b***h. They love to criticize, but they're soft. They disguise it behind banter, but they're just dicks.
They're really asshurt that their empire fell apart. It's blatantly obvious. They're kinda pathetic. They love to lecture us, but they're the reason we exist in the first place. They act surprised by American imperialism. It's moronic. They are weird buttholes and it's ridiculous coming from the UK. It's also insane how they're be dicks to us about the dumbest shit. They're bigger dicks to us than people from countries we fricking bombed are.
They're an angry and nihilistic people. They play the woe-is-me shit, but the minute they can act superior, they will without hesitation. They're incredibly insecure.
>American imperialism
what?
Did a British guy frick your sister or something? I don’t get why brown people have such a hate boner for the English, it’s just sad
I think that post pretty well summed up his problems with the English.
i think you should neckyourself samehomosexual
bro just wanted to have a comfy topgear thread and here you are being a massive homosexual interjecting with your own imagined geopolitical world view as if you know it all - standard amerifat procedure
jesus christ m8, maybe the poms have a point about you wanks
>no dude they're sensitive pussies please read my seething paragraphs about why they can't take banter
>>no dude they're sensitive pussies please read my seething paragraphs about why they can't take banter
he's done you yank-anon
>they hated him for telling the truth
Holy samegay
Christ, you're a homosexual, probably from Missouri or some shit
Wait, what do you have against Missouri?
This is what happens when you aren't having sex tbh.
Hammond tested a couple of American cars and fell in love with them. Clarkson and May gave him shit for it, and he doubled down in response.
He ended up living in the countryside and driving a pickup truck.
>hammond
How do you even know their names? It's a fricking bong show.
It's literally the most watched show ever
It's sad that May is just a typical
>immigration good because I eat a kebab
sort of boomoids. For a time he was on the edge of being based back in his Toy Stories and Manlab days. Watch either again and someone on the writing staff was redpilled and May either didn't realize or he was party to it.
I thought it was because the US was producing vehicles besides sports and hyper cars with horsepower. Also, US trucks seemed to be unknown territory for bongs.
He crashed several times, damaging his brain.
Hammond has a Ram TRX now. A totally ridiculous car for British roads. And he golfs. He is like an American boomer.
working class parts of the rural south west are culturally more aligned with the us than any typical "british" stereotype you might have of the uk.
small men like big cars for compensating.
It's a scripted show from the beginning to the end. Like in one scene Hammond went to a Nascar race and met Jeff Gordon. A few episodes later didn't know who he was.
/b/ hates black people - /b/ is full of interracial porn.
It is always projection.
/b/ doesn't exist anymore, it was replaced by /porn/
I can only watch self obsessed boomers rolling around in millions of dollars for fun for so long then it gets old.