>early reviews are in (~40 count). >50% rotten score

>early reviews are in (~40 count)
>50% rotten score
well there goes that dream

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will have jumped up another 30 points after 200 reviews. It's ambition is undeniable and nobody is yet to deny it.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People don't want original. they want more batman, superman, joker, spiderman shit.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to pay to see this film and there is nothing you can do about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I don't care what ~~*critics*~~ have to say about a self-funded movie on social commentary which ~~*hollywood*~~ tried desperately not to support in any way.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you give a frick what rotten tomatoes says? I don't give a frick either way about this movie, but why can't you make your own fricking mind up about anything? You disgust me and I wish you were dead.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, the critics who have been out of touch since the 70s didn’t like an ambitious movie. I better go see something they did like instead

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably means its good actually, how can you take those ratings seriously?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are they going to do with the interview scene when they release it on streaming? I haven't seen it but apparently there's a scene where someone from the audience actually talks to kylo ren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any kinophile worth his salt will know the lines beforehand. Do the work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CGI Coppola overlayed in the corner of the screen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek what would they do for some morning showing in some bumfrick town? They arent hiring someone to work every screening of it to ask questions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use this footage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        btw weebs, is this that weird Ikebukuro theatre that's NOT the toho tower?
        Because I only was here once to see Rise of Skywalker the first and last time I saw it and last time I watched Star Wars and it was a surreal theatre, almost like a concert arena.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's probably an alternate cut for that scene and only some showings will have the live bit. Apparently when Twixt was screening, Coppola and the composer would queue up the order the scenes would play in and which music selections would play during them live during the screening, so each one was different. The wide release and home media version was just one potential cut they did in the editing room, and a couple years ago we got an alternate cut using different scenes on bluray.
      Of course, if there's anything to learn from Twixt, it's that this movie will most likely suck all kinds of balls and not a single performance will be able to redeem it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do mean by this? like each screening is supposed to have an actor sit in the theater and exchange dialogue with adam driver's character on screen? how the frick does that work?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do mean by this? like each screening is supposed to have an actor sit in the theater and exchange dialogue with adam driver's character on screen? how the frick does that work?

      They might do that for a few premier screenings but I'm positive regular screenings will just have those lines in the actual movie. Coppola has had this weird idea about incorporating live performance elements into his movies for a while, but I doubt he's invested enough in that gimmick to demand it for literally every single showing.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The perfect movie is 50% like to dislike ratio because its divisive and causes discussion

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50% for a movie with no effort just means it's a B movie.
    A bad movie tries and scores 30% or less.
    An ambitious effort movie at 50% is literally perfect art.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is woke. Driver's protag is a TECHNOCRAT who has progressive ideas to save NYC/rome/USA. FFC still thinks California is doing great on green energy bills

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes its literally an inverse the fountainhead.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anything a split score indicates more than overwhelming positivity.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now watch your movie

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's still going to win the Palme Dor

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CRITICS CONSENSUS: brain hurty this isn’t iron man why isn’t Kylo Ren quipping?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand Adam driver.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gyno goblin was a mistake

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jews fear the independently wealth auteur and will stop at nothing to ruin him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm now convinced there's a very oblique merchant reference in this film that would make no sense to normies but we would all get it immediately and there's kvetching going on.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    considering rt gave furiosa a 90% im thinking if rt hates it it must be homosexual-, Black person- and girlpower- free which makes it worth watching

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie will feed shitposting for at the minimum 18 months

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Critic score means less than nothing to me. Show me the audience score, then show me examples of positive / negative reviews from people who are not paid to tow a company line.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a Batman V Superman situation

    Megalopolis was simply too deep for modern audiences to understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BvS
      >deep
      bait

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least it stands out from the grey slop that keeps getting churned out. ill check it out on a discount day.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen it, don't really know what it's about, but why is it called Megalopolis if it's about the fall of the American Empire? America is hardly characterized by a megalopolis or megapolises, especially in comparison to a lot of other countries.

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