Easily some of the coolest protagonists I’ve seen in the medium.
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Easily some of the coolest protagonists Ive seen in the medium.
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the self-insert squad
Better than what Cinemaphile usually self inserts as.
>TIL Generator Rex got cucked by his trainer
Says the guy without a dad who inserts as children
>inserts as children
*chads
I couldn't imagine picking six dudes to self insert as who have less than 3 in-show girlfriends. Industrycuck should choose actual cool people to insert as like Gon or Rex from Xenoblade. Not pathetic virgins who lose their girlfriends due to liberal writers. God Cinemaphile sucks
Steven never lost his girlfriend
Pic related is moments before a big gay orgy
Look how big Steven is, his wiener is probably as thick as Dipper's arm. Imagine him lying down as the other 5 men worship his body like he's an elephant seal and they are his harem.
So close. Let me FTFY.
>Pic related is moments before a big milf orgy
>Look how big Steven is, his wiener is probably as thick as Dipper's arm. Imagine him lying down as the other 5 moms worship his body like he's an elephant seal and they are his harem.
No man who dresses and looks like Steven in the OP image is straight. That guy's a big bara homosexual who'd never think of touching a woman. But it's cute you're coping against this.
>canonically woo’d Connie and even Spinel showed interest in him
Nobody would frick Peggy or Linda. They are somehow bigger dorks than their husbands and not to mention look like dudes. Even the b***hy mom from Kevin Spencer is preferable.
Nah all three are more frickable and more likable than their Igor husbands.
>More likable
>Peggy
She almost got raped to death in Mexico because she thought some Mexican girl was one of her students. Hank is a clutz but he’s not that moronic
He thought Al Yankovic shot himself in the 80s. He's far more moronic than Peggy.
>Al Yankovic shot himself in the 80s
He might as well be dead since he hasn’t put out anything in a decade
I think he does more VA work nowadays, plus he made that parody biopic a while back.
>Nobody would frick Linda
You don't lurk here much huh
This again?
Yup
guys... not like this...
I have no idea what the thing he’s holding is.
Connies ass
It's one of those bracelets that glow in the dark.
Steven is a bit moronic, so he tried to use that to propose to Connie
Greg would never betray the BVLLS like this. Learn your lore.
Steven is a cuck and a sissy
…in my headcanon
Is actually canon
…but only on opposite day
Cope harder
The only people coping are people who fear the bvlls
Dadbros…not like this…
what, why is this so well drawn? who the frick made this shit and why?
xxmercurial-darknessxx
Part of the Bone Valley Bluffs
>be pearl
>secretly want to frick Steven cause he reminds you of rose
>frick dipper cause he reminds you of Steven
Pearl settling for sloppy thirds lmao
Can you blame Pearl; everyone wants a taste of either of those two.
Frick that shit, dipcuck and the manlet need to be castrated
>lamest
ftfy
Mindbroken
Finn aged the best here. Scrawny old warrior men with long beards who are still full of energy are a based trope.
Why is Dipper short, shouldn't he be based on his Grunkle Stan and Stanford who are ripped and tall?
It seems to be an "Alex Hirsch Self-insert'' joke
Alex Hirsch is apparently 5'10"
Disgusting
Shit on him all you want but he still bangs his late best friend's teen daughter and you don't.
This. That’s more high T than anything done by other Cinemaphile characters.
>Edit to make Dipper look bad.
Give it up anti dipper fans
Did Dipper fricking moms really drive people that crazy?
Nice edit, Alex.
Hmm?
Where's KO?
What happens when Steven dies? Does Rose reincarnate?
Pink Steven takes over
>The Beta Band
I look like this btw.
Dadgays do be like that
>become JACKED in 30s
>somehow loop back to having the body type of a 12 year old in his 90s
How does he do it?
He has Asian ancestry
It's just a cartoony trope.
Just don’t reply
These threads are sexy though.
Who are you, my mom?
He really lives rent-free in your head huh
The most impressive part of this industrycuck schizo really
Marco solo's them all and fricks all their girls. Easily.
Yes Marco solos all the cartoon dads and takes their girls. It's his duty and right as a chad.
Marcos a homosexual so not a chance
…in my headcanon
The truth is hideous
>posting fanart
Pathetic
>Steven is a cuck and a sissy.
read this in his voice
lawrence is one of the best dad characters we've had in last couple of years
>read this in his voice
That was the point.
>lawrence is one of the best dad characters we've had in last couple of years
That's not saying much lol. Cartoon dads suck.
Everytime I think this site is now doomed to be pure shit a post like this happens that brings hope back
Ya know, this is why I hate the fact the IP counter is gone. It’s obvious Industrycuck is samegayging.
Seems the BVLLS have some new applicants
Imagine being as big as Steven.
He's a chad for a reason
Only in fanon, unfortunately.
He does briefly become a chad a few times in the show but he always quickly reverts to being a crying homosexual.
It sucks. I want live vicariously through his massive beefosity.
Steven sucks
…his cum out of Priyanka’s butthole
…while her husband watches and cries from the closet
>Steven suck
BVMP
We will never get a confident and happy adult Steven because he'd be too powerful. A grown, at peace with his own power Steven would be divine-tier level.
Damn, milfs get to frick this!?
Hell yeah we do! This is a real man, not the limey frick I used to call a husband!
serious question
what do you get out of publically ERPing with yourself in a public imageboard
is it some sort of humilliation ritual?
>what is Cinemaphile culture
Cinemaphile culture is make fun of self-inserters newbie
an excuse for you to shred yourself of your last remaining shreads of dignity (if you have any at all)?
Cinemaphile culture isn't being gay and obsessing over fanfic versions of little boys you genuine nonce clown
>nonce
She's frightened
You do realize it would be the cartoon moms who are nonces, not the boys right?
serious question: why do you homosexuals like self-insertion in cartoon boys?
at least OCgays draws themselves but you use canon characters for your fantasies, that's sounds a litlle like cuckolding. or maybe you are just gay and use self-insertion for jerk off to a male character
also, Cinemaphileboys, at elast Cinemaphile self inserts in shit like naruto or deku, you know, characters with real power but Cinemaphile self-inserts in betas, steven the fat sucker? seriously?
how pathetic is your life? how much you hate yourself?
>tourist doesn't understand using a boy to self insert
Reddit seems to be more your speed.
>r-reddit!!
Is that all you got? homosexual
Using a boy makes it better. If you were on Cinemaphile you’d know that.
maybe a boy, but a beta? at least batgays and spidergays makes sense, but marco?
at least latinos self insert as ben for being a hero and they hate steven universe for being a pussy
>they hate steven universe for being a pussy
I love the gordo mamon memes
That's the weird part isn't it? There are some cool Cinemaphile guys like Ben or Rex or even the average capeshit character you can use if you were desperate to self insert.
Instead he chooses the lamest and most emasculated protagonists in animation and tries to parade them around as gigachads. Even by the standards of self insertion that's mentally ill.
Naruto and Deku are betas. Don’t let the op powers fool you.
Naruto self inserters and dipper self inserters are two sides of the same coin. Which is odd because there’s plenty of cool anime characters to self insert as but they pick the worst ones.
If you have to self insert as an anime character, then chances are they probably aren't that cool of a character.
>Naruto betas
naruto is literally the hero of his whole universe
When did cartoons become so aggressively ugly. And not in an intentional made to make you sick Garbage Pail Kids cards kind of way. Just... people think this shit is good?
A mix of corporations wanting cheaper art post recession and modern animators drawing most of their influence from the same pools; 80s anime, the Simpsons and Scott Pilgrim.
Unless you meant Chillguy’s art style.
man do i not like chillguy's style.
Honestly have no fricking clue what's going on in this thread
It was a good run of shows
It really was as much as it makes Cinemaphile seethe.
What an atrocious art style, holy shit.
you have to understand, he was jerking off while he was drawing
I guess that explains it. Doesn't excuse it, though.
Men living vicariously through their self inserts draw the gayest shit on the planet
Lincoln is cute.
This is a chad.
A smart one.
marco is a protagonist?
In retrospect he was
Why were TV dads so much cooler before Homer Shitson came along? I’d rather someone like Andy Griffith be my dad instead of some limp wristed manchild.
This but replace Homer Shitson with James Pissable and Jack Fenturd for me.
Homer Shitson was patient zero for the shitty cuck dads we have now. Before him most TV dads were actually likable and wise. As soon as the Shitsons became popular, every untalented hack copied them in some shape or form.
>couldn't even wrangle his moronic deputy
It was the 50s, it was either babying or Don Knotts getting the electric chair
He trained Don Knotts wrong as a joke
Barney Fife was just the prototype for what would become the modern cuck dad. While Andy Taylor, a smart father figure had to put up with him because he had too much of a soul to just leave Barney for dead.
Meanwhile Mr. Incredi-cuck would just sit around and stuff his face with Twinkies and Ding Dongs while ignoring everything else. (Innuendo very much intended.)
Homer was an intentional subversion of dads from that era actually being smart and responsible, and even he at least had some moments where it was clear he was loved and supported his kids in clever ways compared to dad characters now
Homer didn't do that. He lead to shit dads like
>Bob Shart
>James Timothy Pissable
>Jonathan Loser
>Oscar Pussy
>White Putera
>Jack Fenturd
Finally, a real daddy to make all us cucks quiver and cum in respect!
you should be thankful your father left you
I hate that show. Neglectful boomer parents worship him like a god and then don't raise their kids. I want a reboot where mayberry gets overrun by violent minorities. For once I want a show to get the "modern audiences" suite. And that stupid kid gets punted into the sun.
Can someone explain how Kim Possible's dad or Mr. Incredible are ANYTHING like Homer Simpson?
Lincoln Loud can't even bench one plate.
I don’t know about any of that but STRONGESTTALLESTUNDEFEATEDku has NEVER lost to TARDjita
>wow, this reminds me of the time OP got caught impersonating several figures in the cartoon industry (including rebecca sugar and bob schooley) on multiple occasions because he's a mentally ill homosexual who hates father figures in cartoons because his walked out on him and his crack-prostitute mother.
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/17a3C6_eFKAEN3dBFlSx-ddK0NST3xC2c6Y4mGYQYkk8/
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/129590908/#129598205
>https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/ajqrw1/im_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_ama/
>https://www.reddit.com/r/KimPossible/comments/sixud8/imposter_alert/?utm_name=iossmf
>https://www.reddit.com/r/KimPossible/comments/si9x1t/comment/hv93p7l/?context=8&depth=9
>man this reminds me of the time i forgot to include the image meant to go with the joke i made.
>redirecting to reddit
don't blame me, that's where industrycuck did the fake AMA's, i'm just providing the evidence.
There needs to be an addendum to Global Rule 4. One where doxxing and raiding are allowed if, and only if, the target is a universally known and equally despised public nuisance to a board's community.
Industrycuck both needs, and deserves to have that taken one step further by being swatted and shot dead.
chads
Why are most of the guys jacked EXCEPT for the Loud hose kid?
lincolncucks rather the mix between justin bieber and generic zoomer anime MC, just look javiuzumiya's (or whataver his name is) lincoln
Any other male protagonist example than them?