>eat McDonalds. >die

>eat McDonalds
>die

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe how obsessed Cinemaphile is with this guy. At least with Warwick Davis and Simu Liu it is funny but the decade-long seethe generated from this doc continues to amaze me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You truly are blessed by your ignorance, I almost envy you. You don't really understand what he took from us.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anons will never forgive him for taking away their supersize and beef tallow French fries

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks fantastic for a life-long alcoholic

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >McDonalds has salads and grilled chicken for like half a century now
    >Ignore it and eat fries all day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They no longer have salads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >McDonalds has salads and grilled chicken for like half a century now
        >Ignore it and eat fries all day

        They also dropped every grilled chicken item from the menu entirely a couple of years ago. At least all of the ones where I live did.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was 32/32 during supersize me? Damn he looked like shit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vax status?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he vomited after one week of eating nothing but McDonalds. I knew then the movie was bullshit. Yes McDonalds is unhealthy as frick, but it's still food.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he vomited because he was an alcoholic going though withdrawals. he specifically omitted that part out of the documentary, and painted himself as a normal healthy guy in the doctor scene when he clearly wasnt. he let it slip years later that hes been an alcoholic for decades

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He painted himself as healthier than the average man because his GF was a vegan that fed him vegan crap.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch pic related a couple of days ago
    >remeber his bullshit documentary
    >wish that fricker got what he deserved
    >see the OP
    Am I a witch?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, a few days ago I was reading all about super size me and how his dishonest bullshit caused McDonald's to retract an extra valua size option, and then he just dies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this has happened to me a ton lately
      >randomly get recommended a video from years ago
      >ignore it
      >it persists in presenting itself to me
      >ignore it still

      >channel releases an unexpected sequel video
      or
      >video game mentioned in video gets an unexpected rerelease of some kind
      or
      >subject of the video has some unexpected life event occur that people are aware of

      at what point do i suspect that the videos being thrust at me are just stealth marketing for some 'unexpected' development down the road?
      or maybe EA got the same battlefront videos on their feed and thought "wow lets rush out a shit remake", and spurlock saw his stupid documentary resurface negatively and just up and died from shame

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I watch the movie I always laugh when his doctor is really only concerned with his liver damage from all the alcohol he's had. He should have done his "30 day" shtick with just not drinking to see what would happen

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's definitely an alcoholic bloat and redness. I know because i've looked like that when i'd been drinking for like a week straight

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back the Super Size

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember the scene when he shat on Ronald McDonald's face and screamed sieg heil? What was that about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was tired of being Ron’s prag.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WTF? He actually died? Why no sticky?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      charlatan lying drunks don't get stickies

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that part in the documentary when the doctor tells him he's "perfectly healthy" or something like that. So much for health, dying that young.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so I think we need to address something. Were you guys also hearing about this guy like 2-5 days before his death and everyone was just being fricking nasty about him? Nice synchronicity.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he fricking left the band

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna go get me a burger and fries with a giant fricking soda just to troll this lying hispter in his grave

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lel that preemptive metoo confession ends up being attached to every posthumous article about him. Bad move morgan

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anti-vaxxers are so fricking up their own ass.

      >Hurr the alcoholic who had a damaged liver even decades back when he made Super Size Me died because of the Kung-Flu vaccine

      Fricking morons literally using deaths to justify being a douchbag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be careful vaxxie, you really don't want to be straining that weak heart by getting upset at people online. Remember: if you're vaxxed, try to relax.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          duped people will not respond to reason since they are angry for blindingly following the "narrative"
          Hopefully they learned a lesson.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    talk shit get hit

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLY HECK, EATING MCDONALDS FOR JUST ONE MONTH HAS DESTROYED MY LIVER!
    >Mr Spurlock, you're a raging alcoholic
    >BAN SUPERSIZE FRIES NOW

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least we got Super Size Me (with Whiskey!) because of him

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Americans get fatter after this movie caused supersized shit to be banned?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick with McDonald's, McDonald's will frick with you. Reminder Steve Albini talked shit about McDonald's as well and also just died. McDonald's is making the rounds so you better hope you're not on their shitlist.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Mac eater status: Alive. 70 years of age.
    >Vegan status: Dead at 53.

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