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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Target the orphanage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was an orphan hazard

      • 3 months ago
        Star Trek

        How are you REALLY anon? Enough about me already

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like your attitude but you could be more punctual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hit page nine twice earlier. Sisko had to rally everyone’s spirits with a folk song about the sanctity of the mall. Walk on water? That’s not geezer heaven

      • 3 months ago
        Star Trek

        Do you ever blow it out and just enjoy a nice baked new? It’s all going to be okay. I’m here. It’s Star Trek. Everything is going to be alllllll right

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you post off topic music links in /trek/ and why are you never deleted for it? This reminds me of the Star Trek episode 11001001 where Riker doesn't get a formal reprimand from the captain despite fully deserving it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you’re in a good way bae. Smooth. Cool running

      ?si=Fe1r7ryXIsdnkCV8

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brother, if I had the choice between stopping my ship from being hijacked by aliens. Or, making out with a holographic dime piece in a jazz club. Brother, court martial me already. Because, brother. I choose option B every time.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's better about a quantum torpedo? Looks the same to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's better about a quantum torpedo?
      It's incrementally better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quantums are blue, photon torpedoes are red/orange.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What sort of cartoons does the Federation produce? I imagine they're really good since capitalism is no longer a limiting factor for creativity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like in the future cartoon-homosexualry no longer exists

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The holodeck makes anime real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've not seen any evidence that 2D screen based entertainment still exists. It's either books, holodeck, or that weird pseudo brain wave game that Riker brought back from Risa.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We've not seen any evidence that 2D screen based entertainment still exists.
        Tom's girlfriend built him a TV so he could watch kinos.

        What did your girlfriend build you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We've not seen any evidence that 2D screen based entertainment still exists
        Quark's commercial.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bajoran girls have ridges elsewhere too

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is that autist who's obsessed with Leonard Nimoy, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, her boyfriend

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check /trek/

    You know when they’re beaming down
    There has to be a few seconds where they can start to see the nightmarish hellscape around them and they sigh a breath that isn’t even in their lungs yet
    Do you think it’s possible to start beaming back up before you’re done beaming down

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can cancel the transporter and reload you on the landing pad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how transporter accidents happen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was typically caused by distortions in neighboring subjects temporal fields? If you just want to come back I’m sure it’s easy. Communicating that to a transporter operator who presumably wouldn’t have knowingly sent you to non compatible atmosphere in a split second without having fully materialized to actuate our still relatively primitive communications tools in universe. Perhaps a changing could modify a transporter so that they can begin movement before transporter is complete. This is obviously built in to the solids transporters and was probably the hardest part of perfecting the technology. Imagine all the inside out snot hog test subjects. That’s first contact Vulcan tech, they were even more brutal than humans, at a time. Or so they say

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Communicating that to a transporter operator who presumably wouldn’t have knowingly sent you to an
        >immediately lethal*
        atmosphere in a split second without having fully materialized to actuate our still relatively primitive communications tools in universe is seemingly impossible

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Changeling*

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deep page nine amirite?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again. Really loving the energy you’re bringing. Just try to reply within sixty seconds of my posts though. I know I’m not doing that but I don’t need them to think I’m me. I need them to think you are

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tracking

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          We’ve really got them covered up in this shit eh bossman? Earned ourselves a couple’a iced creams I reckon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I shouldn’t……

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, but I insist Seth. Make me Mrs. Pizza Macfar

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is raw discord interrogation chamber energy. Power levels crazy. Who are you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                bump

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like wild untamed horses. You can ride a /trek/ thread but if you broke it, if you made it your own, would it still be what it was? Would it ever be again?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trek shows ranked based on how much I like the episode titles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You basically admitted SNW has S tier titles on accident. The graph doesn’t necessarily address a value but your post indicated it is in order of your liking. This is extremely damning get that bug out bag together you’re out there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn’t you just make this a separate thread? This one is just some unhinged moron talking to himself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t ever talk to me or my friends ever again. /trek/ will be me and Mike FOR LIFE TOGETHER AS FRIENDS NOT THAT HE ISNT HANDSOME

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he’s funny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          /trek/ is at a coldstones

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

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