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>not posting the superior Thor goats.
>japs make a soiboi le creepy godzilla
>americans make a chad godzilla
Japan has the most chad Godzilla though you moron.
Based Titanosaurus poster.
how did it learn to close it's fists before punching
Godzilla trained to get stronger and knows martial arts.
But wait! There's more!
This is what happens to your brain when you consume so many burgers. Absolute trash take.
Cope harder you pathetic weebs
t. furryhomosexual
You need to invent untrue ad hominens about me to avoid confronting the fact you’re literally the >place, Japan meme. I pity you and your lil b***h Godzilla
Bigger is better right anon. Let's watch this huge dumb ass Godzilla do absolutely nothing. Get real homosexual
anime website
>japanese make an actualy creepy and intimidating monster design
>mutts make a furryhomosexual dream
Most Godzilla just need a hug. Legendary Godzilla clearly gets enough hugs.
>americans make a chad godzilla
at least they're making something chad, as the whites they've been churning out for the last 20 years are all homosexuals
ricel schizos still haven't recovered from Invasion of Astro-Monster
I would Kumi in her Mizuno, which is white wiener only.
I'm real white but from a non homosexual country, try again
>HAPA Canadian
Ok.
>I'm real white but from a non homosexual country
Literally impossible since only two countries have made Godzillas, and one of them is Japan. Guess what the other one is.
what the frick are you talking about you sorry gimp
>Japs make creepy godzilla
>Mutts make obese godzilla
pottery
> chad
More like fat.
He is a chad. He's also big because he's at peak condition.
i wish it could be at least 30 minutes of this shit but we got 2 hours of japs talking bullshit in a room and 5 minutes of Godzilla.
RUH RUH-RUH RUH
He also snorted like a horse. I liked that.
Which also confirm that he's warm-blooded. So is Godzilla.
post dem kaiju
underrated, I liked him
He was more like WAHK-WAAAAHK
gonna fuq that lizzard
I like how it starts as a regular flame before turning into a beam.
Could Shin Ultraman beat him?
Is this even getting a theatrical release in the USA? I want to see him use the Japanizing beam.
Only if you live in a part of the country worth living in.
>t. 2 tickets to see it in Manhattan on 7/25
>Spends 2500 a month for a 40 sq/ft apartment
>Homeless “people”
>Black folk
>“worth living in”
At least you get to see Ultraman on a bigger screen amiright?
Im trying to find an apartment in queens online right now, its such a fricking nightmare
I can't believe I forgot that summer was a bad time to do this
With a giga henshin maybe
Godzilla is sexy.
does anyone actually enjoy watching two big monsters fight?
Even as a kid I never really liked it, its just so slow and predictable. The only kaiju movie I really still like is cloverfield (if it really counts) because everythings shot from the ground level
I do because at best the movies are great action movies or fairy tale fantasy and it's cool to see various monsters and their powers (1954 Gojira is a genuine masterpiece of cinema but of course the monster is solo) and it helps that monsters in these movies aren't just for decoration that can be replace with a hurricane or an earthquake but they also get their own stories and points of view so it's not just about humans, they're characters.
ok chuds, enjoy your boring ass movies. i can’t believe Cinemaphile likes this shit but hates mcu movies
Godzilla = sovlful kino made by Japanese for Japanese
Marvelshit = sovlless goyslop made by israelites for morons
Get fricked mutt, Kamen Rider was doing multiverse crossovers while the MCU was a glimmer in Kevin Feige's ballsack.
>Cinemaphile likes mcu movies
The is the apex of nip whataboutism to defend their cookie cutter uninspired shit.
its really nice visually, especially the city scale models being destroyed and some of the human interactions and struggle between the brawling is cool too.
Some of the fights are really great regardless of the era. On the other hand we have somethng like Godzilla vs. Orga which is so slow.
I understand it a bit, I wish I liked it more.
I caught godzilla vs kong on tv the other day when I was making dinner and felt so bored, they just punched each other in slow motion over and over again. The original japanese stuff is probably better
I had this godzilla game on wii when I was a kid and it was cool to unlock each of the monsters and learn about their stories and stuff
I'm playing Godzilla Unleashed on emulator. It's cool that it's a game that takes place in this universe with those characters, four different factions and all but the mechanics is a little broken at least fighting against AI.
But this, made in that specific era, it's just pure Rocky III levels of ridiculous, entertaining slugfest. RIP Nakano
Sorry not sluggfest. The opposite. Not too familiar with boxing terminology. Sluggerfest?
>godzilla unleashed
yeah thats the one. Good times
There hasn't really been another good godzilla game since, there was that ps4 one from forever ago but I heard that sucked
Make sure you’re playing the wii version, theres a ton more content + pic related
I know I have that one. Which makes controls frustrating sometimes and requires lots and lots of practice just so you can perform every move some of them on accident. But I notices I even unlocked that one version of Godzilla that was PS2 only so maybe that emulator went extra mile. I'm just taking a break because the best way to score points is to win a campaign so unlocking the characters will take a long time.
>The original japanese stuff is probably better
It is. Because the whole concept is treated as a joke back in fricking 60s. The basic reason why there is even a fight was because some pharmaceutical executive thinks that Kong will help sell more pills if he defeats Godzilla and then stars in his commercials. It's fricking nonsense. They also appease natives on Kong island by giving "blackfaced" kids cigarettes.
King Kong vs. Godzilla from 1962 was a spoof. Next movies were more serious but the movies weren't really dark or anything. The darkest from that era (after the 50s) was probably Terror of Mechagodzilla which still had mostly just entertaining fight scenes. Later series made them more "anime-like".
>from 1962 was a spoof
I don't think so. In tone, it's no different from bullshit like vs. Ebirah and others. "Let's get them on the island to stomp on low effort miniatures." The whole comedic tone is thanks to that executive character, who was apparently some high-profile comedian at the time. Everyone plays it straight except him. He is still the most expressive and memorable character in all of Honda shit.
Honda went in that direction because he wanted to make fun of horrible TV he watched at the time. Later movies are more serious despite obvious fantasy elements. And Honda was usually the one against such ideas like Mothra talking with Godzilla and Rodan about saving the world (one of the most memorable scenes but I understand why Honda had reservations at the time). It's interesting to watch Terror of Mechagodzilla that has all the silliness of later Showa and superhero Godzilla but also a dash of Honda's darkness. KKvG is strange compare to other movies Toho made at the time especially Matango.Sadly Americans butchered the cut and when they released it in theatres it basically tainted Godzilla's reputation. They just didn't get it.
King Kong vs Godzilla is a comedy right down to the goofy monster suits and miniature tanks that are obviously played for laughs. Ebirah Horror of the Deep is just a regular adventure movie.
It's so weird that those miniature tanks look so obviously fake in KKvG considering that the effects in other movies made around that time look fine. Could be the budget (because rights to Kong were expensive) or Tsuburaya felt making them fake was more fun because it's something he did sometimes.
>down to the goofy monster suits
And Godzilla and Ebirah playing volleyball with a rock, while a literal "surfing music" plays isn't the same deal?Jesus Christ don't get me started on Minilla.
The crew was different. Invasion of Astro Monster had more kiddie stuff in it which Honda disliked. Jun Fukuda who hated making Godzilla movies (until shortly before death American Godzilla film historian helped him realize how many people he made happy) so anything the studio wanted he did. And I like his movies and the music of Masaru Sato.
Almost every 60's Godzilla movie had gags, but KKvG is the only one where the plot itself is a comedy. I prefer those movies where Godzilla has a personality and attitude to the later ones in the 90's and 00's where he's just perpetually angry about everything.
I recommend Honda's biography by Ryfle and Godziszewski maybe two most experienced Godzilla historians. Easily one of the best movie-related books I ever read and it's not just his biography, which was already interesting, and a story about Japanese movie industry but also story of the production of Honda's sci fi movies and movies he made with Kurosawa. Of course it has the background on KKvG as well. Japan's Favorite Mon-Star is another important book though I think it's out of print and pricy.
the fights form Ultraman Orb are very fun to watch, the use diffrent angles and perspectives
But maybe it's not a real monster fight, since it's a monster against a karate giant..
congrats on having shit taste
Yes. I enjoy watching frickhuge monsters fight.
>watching 2 monsters fight
yikes what are u a cuckold or something?
>Controlling a monster fight another monster
once again Cinemaphile has the patrician taste
I like watching them smash up all the scale models. The godzilla movies where they fight out in the wilderness instead of in cities are the bad ones. Smashing up model cities is where it's at.
>Look, there he is. There he is. Get him out of here. Get him the hell out of here!
>Throw him out into the ocean. Don't bring... don't give him his jacket!
I understood that reference.
All the godzilla designs are interesting but autists have an inability to accept other peoples opinions. Japanese culture also has a "my X is better than your X" face culture. Even anime is rife with it.
Absolute fricking kino.
Who played this
Frick yes.
One of my favorite NES games. It's funny that it was the best Godzilla fighter till the SNEs game released only in Japan lol
I feel a close kinship to this autistic lizard mad at the world.
I definitely want him to be happy and I will be affected by his death like for no other fictional character. He's just someone you want to root for although of course it depends on the incarnation.
>does anyone actually enjoy watching two big monsters fight?
if youre asking you are a homosexual
if all you know is the shitty US godzilla/king kong movies, I don't really blame you for thinking its stupid
Varanchads report in.
Unbelievable
Cool monster design, but one of the worst Toho movies I've ever seen.
it's a remake of Gojira with some changes so for example we now see the monster under water as the depth charges explode. But of course it's a miracle this movie even got finished instead of being scrapped after that American tv station dropped out. It's an average movie though that World of Toho account posted some interesting trivia, it seems to be one of his favorites.
>World of Toho account posted some interesting trivia, it seems to be one of his favorites.
I love that account so much. I wish there were more people interested in providing in depth info about the movies and kaiju.
Why Godzilla?
I really didnt like Mecha Godzilla in Godzilla vs Kong.
>didnt even get his funky Jazz theme from the first one
Yep! still all small japanese men in rubber suits.