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are we just going to ignore the fact that people still put thier feet in grapes? is my prestigious vintage snoop dogg wine made with feet grapes?
Nobody does that nowadays
They only do that shit in small towns now. It takes too much time to do the feet method. A grape press just mushes the shit faster
I bet a winery that exclusively employs hot girls that stomp the grapes would be very lucrative. Actually isn't there a wine bran called barefoot? But I think that's mass produced so they probably use presses. I will start this business. Each bottle will come with a polaroid of the girl who worked that batch's feet covered in grape debris. What would be a good price point, I wonder? Probably at least $200 a bottle
This, another product we could sell would be cigars that were rolled up the thighs of young cuban virgin girls
Could be worth thinking about.
I mean I made that post as a joke but if I had the capital and felt fine abandoning my morality even further than I already have it's genuinely a solid business model. Do you remember how much bell delphine charged for her bath water?
I was gonna say paying $1 000 a bottle because it was made with cute feet is moronic but I remembered what footgays are and started considering starting a business
Hey, what the frick. That is a great idea.
Would be especially easy if you just had them all do it once and then just pose for photos.
As moronic as this sounds I am now legitimately considering pursuing this as a business. I live in Seattle so I know lots of art hoes and girls that do OF. I just don't know how to make wine and I don't own property so I have no place to grow. Well plus I'm a broke moron. Hmmm. I need to do some research. Feels weird being excited about something so stupid
>Well plus I'm a broke moron
Ah yes.. a tale well-told..
We GMI anon. I'll have my brick chili brand and donut store, and you'll have your foot fetish friulano. Good luck.
Godspeed brother
>need to do research
>spends all day looking at crush porn drinking a box a wine
>crush porn
you just reminded me of the crush fetish videos that used to get posted on /b/ of slavic and asian women stepping on puppies and stuff
I remember helping to doxx some of them
I remember something like that because I’m old as shit. I was mostly thinking of squishing foods and other random shit like that episode of king of the hill when Peggy becomes a foot fetish star.
>that’s just the way god made me
I wish I hadn't found Cinemaphile when I did tbh, it made my edgy phase much edgier having seen all that shit.
And? he learned a thing or two
The key thing is that this is a geniuine method to make wine so you could theoretically employ cute girls and still have your wine taste good.
So you could in theory appeal to the coomers and footgays and also have a good mainstream appeal.
>I bet a winery that exclusively employs hot girls that stomp the grapes would be very lucrative.
lol maybe amongst a small minority of foot fetishists.
That's all you need my man
why? fermentation first and alcohol later will kill any bacteria, virus and girl feet essence anyway
unrelated but god i miss going to my grandpa's winery, where he would have me taste all kinds of grape must
he had manual wooden torques to press the grapes and even at 75yo he was strong enough to do it by himself
he would also make his own grappa with the residues of wine making
Good point. Maybe I will sell freshly stomped juice for several hundred dollars more than the wine
this would make a fricking mint in japan with gravure idols
Should I delete all my posts so no one can steal the idea? Obviously this started as moronic bullshit but the more I think about it this is capable of genuine money. I've spent the last 90 minutes reading on how to make small batch wine
Too late moron
FRICK
but tbh I am actually going to research this. I wanted to own a bar eventually. But I guess owning an autistic fetish winery would probably make more money.
Yeah after I typed that I immediately thought of fricking dumb harem manga that I read, where the girls have to do sexual stuff for their job, not because they want to. (I promise I only read like 2 of those types, half for coom and half for the actual story, but I read over 300 other kinds that are still being published)
I've already contacted four girls my contractor friend and a lawyer better step it up anon
Nah is pointless to delete it because you can't even patent this.
The only way to push this is just getting Capital and do it first.
That... might work. The question I have is whether single zoomers and millennials drink enough wine.
I mean, I drink a lot of wine, not nice stuff though. I'm sippin on a 1.5L box of bandit pinot grigio right now. But I feel like the audience for this foot wine would be autists who would probably buy it even if they're n/a virgins just so they could have it, or old creepy old rich guys who can appreciate wine. So if I pursue this I have to learn to make actually good wine as well. Which could turn into a career of its own, who knows.
The question is if the premium of sexy foot wine is that much higher than your standard wine where you're actually making more money by hiring a bunch of models (that will request a share if their wine, or at least photo) is bought, compared to just making regular wine with traditional labor.
You aren't really going to be adding top shelf wine prices on top of fetish prices, you're finding a middle ground combining the two.
You're correct, if I wanna tak this seriously I'd have to incentivize the girls heavily. I'm gonna have to figure out how to make decent wine and great wine maybe.
I don't watch much porn.I drink shitty wine when i'm not at work. I definitely don't have a crush fetish (in terms of ball crushing or something) but if a really hot girl stomped some fruit and asked me to drink it, I would. I like feet in general. Don't care about juice or wine.
Then that's what I'll do. I have a male friend who made money over quarantine by being a nude male farmer on OF. If he can do somethingthat moronic, I can figure this out,
Yeah that's what I was getting at earlier. I would want to make wine anybody would buy, but for the footgays I need to charge high price. So I gotta figure out how to make good wine
sounds like a concept for one of those shitty RPG-maker h-games I've been cooming over lately
Soulless
Please. The last thing we need is some italian shmuck insisting their toe fungus fermented wine is "a delicacy"
I bought Snoop's wine as well, haven't opened it yet though
check out this one
it's called "Bozo Dubbed Over"
This was never funny, she's clearly in a lot of pain
She wasn't injured, it just hurt, she's just making those noises because she is a woman
i think she hit her solar plexus and was struggling to inhale
She should've stopped.
>this made millenials shit and piss themselves with laughter
I was really hoping this would be a thread about Live TV bloopers but, sadly, it’s just foot fetish business ideas
Disappointing!