>effortlessly creates grassroots cultural phenomenon
How did he do it?
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>grassroots cultural phenomenon
what grassroots cultural phenomenon?
more like money milking phenomenon
You dont have a job so why do you care?
why haven't you gotten help Luna? Take your pimozide.
I only know this guy because he used to be a regular on /LULZ/, his father also posted there, he was a crackhead schizo
he also created the worldcorp thing that everyone thought podesta was involved with. it was an ARG for his music.
There were so many ARGs for stupid music shit back in the day. I remember I even saw one trying to coattail ride Elsagate with predictive programming videos to scare the shit out of people on Cinemaphile who had just found out about it. Now these dullards just buy ads
>it was an ARG for his music.
There was no game. There were no puzzles, it was literally just shock value cp sounds to try and get people to listen to his shitty music
>cp sounds
No the video was of Jet and his friend torturing his autistic 10 year old brother
i remember that. jet was an emo b***h that cried about his problems, his dad discovered that he uses LULZ and starting posting i guess in order to bond with his son (who doesnt like him bc he's a crackhead)
What the frick is the matter with his dad?
>Oh my son is shit talking me
>Time to post on some shitty forum filled with homosexual incels that deserve to be groomed out to appease to him instead of disciplining him
It was Jet Larping for attention.
Glad I stopped posting on that dog shit board years ago. It turned into discord/soc/ for troony zoomers. Sounds like it got even gayer.
You were probably posting on it at the same time as jet
that's strongly heritable, incidentally
how many loads do you think Sam pumped into his tight little boyhole? I reckon at least daily, just to keep him in line
QRD?
who? qrd?
Jet "Kubrick" Neptune is a director and producer of hit reality streaming show Fishtank
Was Fishtank really a hit? Seemed boring af
It made over a million and almost funded another million for next seasons
but everything he contributed was awful. the competitions sucked, the fish toys sucked, the pranks sucked, the gaslighting sucked. Sam, Letty and Josie made it a success. Not because of him, they made it a success despite of him.
him needing to lift his leg 2 feet to step over a bed and falling over because he's a blob with no motor skills was cringekino but otherwise i agree
>him needing to lift his leg 2 feet to step over a bed and falling over because he's a blob with no motor skills was cringekino
I only watched a couple of days but I saw him try to sneak a toolbox upstairs with everybody in the living room, he tripped and loudly dropped everything and awkwardly rushed back in the basement
favorite moment by far, was worth watching the morgue
Rule number 76: Never move a finger, always be around
>Sam made it a success
He was like 50 percent of the reason it was such a shitshow. Him being busy with WP2 is just a cop-out for him being creatively bankrupt.
The production ran pretty well overall but i was actually pretty shocked at how little thought they put into it. You could tell they were texting each other over the morning shit like "so uh what we doin today? lol"
>Letty and Josie made it a success
What is this revisionism. They were the worst part of the show
Honestly none of what he does seems to be all that original or genuine. He just regurgitates Cinemaphile humor and other weird internet stuff but in a boring subdued way because Sam Hyde is hovering over him 24/7 and he wants to look cool and mimic Sam's aloofness.
Fishtank overall was pretty disastrous and not very fun to watch, but there's clearly an audience for it, I just don't get any of the hype.
>fringe moron eceleb thread
everytime
With a candlestick in the conservatory
nope. Rope in the kitchen
Dysgenic people should not make videos with their faces in the video.
The real brains behind Hyde. He also convinced him to bring Charls back
>He also convinced him to bring Charls back
Hyde's own explanation of this was even more nonsensical and bizarre. He tried to make it out like they hadn't been talking just over some email miscommunication with adult swim when on the other side of it Charls is drunkenly calling him a troony-fricking nerd homosexual and sobbing in the street
I genuinely thought a reunion was impossible after Charls' autism streams.
Sam needed charls for peak relevancy with WP2
To be fair, Charls is an actual schizo and such can be evidenced from his streams and the wacky shit he believes (i.e. Texas is the real Egypt and pigs are former humans who are being punished)
>Texas is the real Egypt and pigs are former humans who are being punished
Not that bad in the bigger picture, some people still believe Dua Lipa isn't an industry plant from the albanian mafia lol
The Charls thing was so weird, he was so vociferously against ever doing anything with Sam ever again, and would regularly trash Sam and his crew on his twitch streams, once Eric appeared on Sam & Nick's podcast Charls went completely off the deep end, resulting in his famous Turkey breakdown stream (Which was kino). It had to be Eric and Nick that reached out to Charls and smoothed things over, Eric and Charls have been friends for a very long time.
Funny thing is he was completely right
Sam got careless and killed their dream gig but he was fine since he was already rich from crypto. They could all have been rich and famous now instead just Sam is. He earned it and all but I totally get why charls was pissed. Nick was too until Sam started paying him for content and he got on the gravy train. Of course Ruse left sam too. They were all pissed
>He also convinced him to bring Charls back
Notch's money is what convinced Charls to come back
>Notch's money is what convinced Charls to come back
Wait, what? Notch is WP2's benefactor? The way Hyde talks about it I thought it was just some rich kid
That's why they're always playing mineycrafta
And calling Notch a fat piece of shit who let Microsoft kill his brainchild?
Notch made the right call. Id sell it too
He absolutely makes the nick streams insufferable. And nick breaks my sides so that's saying something.
He’s not done those streams since before Fishtank gaygit
By having someone with $$$ willing to purchase a house and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to set the whole thing up for you.
Jet has one skill that Sammy keeps him around for, knowing how to entice paypigs. Jet is the quintessential Sam Hyde dicksucker who is just chill enough (due to his heroin addiction) that he can tone it down and harnass his autism to milk every cent out of paypiggies.
>Hey Sam, you know how we made $1.2Million im donations on FishTank?
>Yeah?
>Lets keep doing more seasons but also this time convince morons they can own part of the business and get them to pay us another million om top of the donations again too
Jet is the equivalent of Mr Beast video of him counting to 100k getting 15 million views. If anyone elze did it it would get zero traction. They are riding former success and milking every stupid idea they have because they basically cant fail at this point.
He's entertaining hundreds of thousands of viewers and giving people careers cope more
Careers is a bit of a leap
Josie got a career out of it
It won't last. Season 2 is gonna have an autistic zoomer girl that's actually cute and doesn't talk like a Black person. She will be replaced
Hopefully she’s black
She's actually entertaining and her fans are not going anywhere
Lol, lmao even. Glorified only-fans level "career", sure.
Streaming to a few thousand simps isn't really a career.
I think you severely underestimate how pathetic lonely men on the internet are.
>few thousand
how generous
Her streams get around 10k views
I saw a recopilation the other day, did watchers truly believe the show was going under or was that stupid act meant for the fish?
>turns out they're charging X for the servers every week, we thought it was a monthly fee
We quickly deduced that it was unprofitable using the technical setup they used the first week. After they fixed the bandwidth issue it became mega-profitable and the show financially failing was a bit.
sam only put him in charge of fishtank as a potential fall guy in case it failed
Sounds very plausible, especially considering that despite his insistence that Jet was the project lead, he wasn't there for multiple days for a fricking concert or something and Sam had the heaviest hand in it. You just know he talked it up to that kid about it being experience for future projects or whatever instead of him being the clown if it flopped and made no money
Sam barely knew what's going on in the show and absolutely didn't give a shit about it, even if you hate him it's mostly Jet's project
Which school or Walmart did he shoot up?
look at those manucred eyebrows lol
what a homosexual
i hate these new twinks
give us back kurush and andy
Will Tommy ever have his day with Jet?
>dumped by letty for tax
Kwab
Letty is dating Tax. Interesting
>harddrive crash
>lost all my memes, webms and screenshots
Jet fricked up fish tank so bad that Sam had to start coming in regularly and doing shit with the fish to bail him out
He totally fricked up the premise as well with poor communication, logistics, etc. Also fricked up the camera and audio, the streaming bandwidth, etc.
>there are people still seething about Josie nearly 5 months later
KWAB
I don't even understand how far your head has to be up your ass to think this shit is anything new or innovative at all. are you all really too young to remember battlecam?
I don't remember that and I also don't see the resemblance to fishtank
they did all kinds of shit including big brother style putting people in a room and fricking with them on stream.
Cry about it
only oldgays know about battlecam. there was a lot of threads about it back in the day. not surprising that zoomies here have no idea about it unless its some obvious newbie shit where they can larp as oldgays like boxxy or le epic triforce etc. in reality though jet ripped off ip2 (a lot of battlecam gays ended up on cx or ip2) but he's such a gay about it he never admitted it and even banned any mention of it. he's such a dumbass along with sam because ip2 is literally endless content of the likes most gays have never seen before. they were dead for a bit but now a lot of the ip2 gays are hanging oit with lota of big social media people and the normies are eating up because they're used to gay ass boring streams like twitch.
>ip2
that shit has been dead for years gay nobody cares
shut up queer maybe read my post you fricking adhd zoomer. ip2 gays are making normies get 10-20k live viewers on kick and youtube. literally no one gives a shit about your fishtank bs except emotionally invested fanboys. laughing stock of the content world that shit was ass. you wanna watch real content? watch fousey, he's coming back in a few days, allegedly today. you queers are used to watching paint dry idk how you'll react to high octane schizo kino.
G7
>Since 2016, public criticism of several of Persson's Twitter posts in which he wrote of his beliefs that transgender women are not women,
shit Notch better tell Sam and Jet before it's too late
What gets me about this guy is that for how much screentime with Sam he gets, he is like a charisma black hole. He's unbelievably boring and inane. I wish he'd stick strictly to behind the camera stuff and shooting heroin.
Honestly at this point Sam is even more insufferable
True, his strength was always in sketches. He's not really off the cuff funny the way Rochefort is. I just hope WP2 isn't dog shit, but the teaser is making me think there's some gold in there.
>He's not really off the cuff funny the way Rochefort is
Sam has far more wit than Nick who constantly falls back to those weird descriptive "jokes" where he just makes shit up like it's real
You now remember Goldstriker coffee
Is it just me or did MDE fall flat in the second semester? Sam's pushing WP2 too hard, like he's insecure about the end result, everytime he mentions WP2 he says that whoever doesn't like it is either lying or an idiot. The Pgl episode with Chuck and Erick was so weird, they're all so insecure about their performances and the sketches in general. Nobody gave a frick about Mondo, that Livestream flopped, Sam even joked about it and admitted 5 minutes in that some of the stuff on HWD were the unfunniest shit he's even seen. Also it's so weird that he's going all in for stand up, like he's trying to hold on to something, anything. Anyways I hope WP2 is great
Fishtank is shit and I'd rather see more ecstasy of car or frank hassle
i get this feeling too, the fact they all immediately mention erick's chinese guy as the funniest thing in the season is worrying. I mean ya it looks funny but really? thats the highlight? erick with buck teeth and a chinese hat saying time now? i mean, its funny sure but thats the highlight?
Weird, a MDE member was posted yet the fart fetishist isnt chimping out. Did he an hero?
Hi rockystream/luna
Will she have another breakdown when she learns that she'll only be in the final edit for less than 5 minutes?
She won't be in the final cut at all, they barely showed the rice challenge there's literally zero chances they'll show her
Do they not like her or something?
I think they kind of have to show her a little, she was there when sylvia was eliminated so she will be in the background at least. Also shes the reason letty's room was absolutely coveted in mustard n shit, or was that chris?
Is she trying to leech off that failed NFT project lol
she's just mentally ill and starved for attention
Will they ever give her attention? Also, does she still post porn?
>multiple accounts
This b***h is such a paypig holy frick. She tried to buy that shitty helmet for 1k
Gib hick israeli gf please
I called dibs first, homie.
Why did Sam and crew ice her out?
She's batshit crazy.
She's just israeli.
Now that the dust has settled, can we acknowledge that 90% of the sketch shit post World Peace that Sam & his crew did was total dogshit?
the cell 2 was pretty good if you look at it from a niche fetish porn angle
this shit was just gross and not entertaining lol. will sam really look back on this in 15 years and be proud of this?
as if he'll be alive in 15 years
iirc he was already regretting it the next day
it’s true he put no effort at all into fishtank
To me it seemed like they didn't work out any of the details until like a week before filming
During The Cell 1 right after same left the room he and jet talked downstairs and legit said to each other, confidently, that they have about 10 ideas and will go over them together later.
That was 10 days into the project, and they had 10 ideas, all of which probably lasted maybe 10-30 minutes, to last the rest of the 50 days remaining (jet math)
I mean that was pretty obvious from gems like mother's day challenge
And who is he?
Who are the fish tank whales that were spending thousands of dollars on plushies?
Zoomers with rich parents?
Probably lonely crypto neets
a lot of the donations were probably fake just like the viewer multiplyer
*Jaw Drops* Awooga! / Hummina Hummina Bazooing!
Is Betty jealous of Letty's supple princess tummy and kissable forehead?
Letty's best feature is her perfect tummy
Yes. Betty is one of the freakiest women I have ever encountered online
you've never seen the female filth thats on /LULZ/ if you're saying that
She’s as bad as they are
It’s funny because Betty looks like an advanced troon 90% of the time
shes pretty hot
Pay up pay pigs. I couldnt imagine continuing to donate after Sam rubs it in your face they made $1million on the stupid shit.
They would've possibly been a cute couple.
they both look 35 years old
Does that mean they'll frick anyone????
I look younger and prettier than both of them and I am a man and I am older
She looks like Niles from Frasier with that chin
wait, these are two different women?
what the hell
>this is what mentally ill euro gays on /bant/ have been simping for
It's mostly Josie simps there
even worse
they look like their buttholes and armpits stink so bad!!!
God I hope so!
I would love nothing more than for them to take turns sitting on my face forcing me to smell their stinky buttholes while the other one jerks me off.
And what's wrong with that? They're not all that stinky, all right?
hmmm diarrhea or garbage juice?
Just pitiful
What's the concept of fishtank? Stupid trashy contemporary americans hooked up on drugs and brands not being funny in a house together?
Correct
its literally just big brother but worse
You are missimg the key element which is that we are supposed to be able to frick with them by spending money. Problem is the implementation was dogshit.
It was marketed as a hellhouse where you could donate money to frick with the contestants but it quickly became jet's friendship simulator/almost game show
she really is THE prettiest and most perfect princess ever!
I miss listening to her princess giggles.
Awful
she's wall eyed dude
Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune are nihilistic wienersucking homosexuals. When will Sam condemn Israel? He won't because Palestinians would throw him off the roof.
Theres the loonytroon right on schedule
Wait so it’s a troony posting disparaging things about someone for associating /fricking trannies?
There is nothing wrong with fricking trannies
H’ok Main
Spreading gossip and holding a grudge like that seems pretty feminine to me
>REEEEEE EVERY SINGLE POST ON /ftl/ IS LUNA AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE
Hi Luna
Shalom, stinky
look at all these other wienersuckers the troony janny let out of /bant/
absolute homosexual shit
this image perfectly encapsulates the modern mde viewer
DUDE ID RATHER HANG OUT WITH DYED HAIR FREAKS WHO MAKE ME CALL A MAN IN A DRESS A WOMAN OVER GUYS IN POLO SHIRTS, LIKE CMON DUDE
Lmao your wigger idol likes to hangout with that exact crowd seethe and cry more you homosexual
thats the joke you fricking idiot
Jet Neptroon
why did they think to ask if that fine young woman is trans? I couldnt tell at all!
dude just do drugs suck wiener and follow your dreams don't let anyone judge you or question why you're hiding your israeli heritage lmao
Jezza you idiot! Now you're going to get banned. Cinemaphile isn't the place to do your dumps.
That's a new one, did new pictures drop after fish tank ended?
ton
this is definitely a image I regret immediately opening
You might be gay.
Nah I just don't like ugly women, you can simp for the worm from that hairy foul vortex she calls a snatch all you want tho lol
You are weak.
You’re gay
Yo
I lost my appetite
ew
no one outside of Cinemaphile and a few discords know who this is or what fishtank was, it failed to move the needle
Ok troony
MDE is, was and forever will be for toons
>everyone who see's through Sam's bs is a troony
cool, Sam laundered money through Fishtank which is where the bulk of the donations came from, the rest were pathetic orbiters like you who think if they give him enough money they too can join the nu-mde crew, look at that paypig who Sam tore into on stream to see how that works out.
Any other headcanon troony?
yeah, Sam Hyde gave head to a troony
talk about head canon, because that homosexual actually did it LMFAO
Yeah and Hitler only had one testicle, right? I'm sure someone will believe you if you spam it another couple hundred times.
I still remember my israeli professor of abnormal psychology in jr college telling us about Hitlers need to be beaten by Eva Braun to reach orgasm. Always seemed suspicious how excited it made him. Very sick people.
Faustian. Promethean. Solar. Indo-European. Aryan.
This man slept in a basement enduring swattings and server costs while having to take care of a house full of people and provide entertainment for 40 DAYS.
You pussies wouldn't last a day in his shoes.
He didn’t provide any entertainment, the show succeeded in spite of him not because of him
The show wouldn't exist without him
Not true, bic thought of the idea first
Yeah it would be pretty hard to live as a fat, dysgenic moron
Don't forget he fricked a dude wearing a wig and makeup, that takes a lot of courage all things considered
erm i love josie wosie frecklesie
is that a bruise or spot on the end of her nose?
I don't think so
Are you people still on bant posting same shit every single day?
>Youre definitely not doing the same thing on Cinemaphile
I dont like fishtank but posting about something you like seens less mentally ill than spending 24/7 endlessly seething at some b list comedian.
You go, kiwisister. One day someone will believe you.
Trans people are valid
Ok, kiwitard
I’m not from New Zealand, try again
>heh if i change the filename of the images ive posted hundreds of times thatll cover my tracks
That means it’s a different person posting it buddy
Ok simpy.
Hahaha what the frick is this
Some homosexual troon who got cuckolded by Sam
Nobody but you brings up these two so by your own logic you are the luna troony/rocky
so we can all agree that luna and rocky are the homosexual schizos who keep making and bumping these threads
They both want to get pumped up the ass by a large unhygienic scamming homosexual that smells bad(confirmed by betty) yikes!
Betty wants to get pumped too, she's just that lonely. A cute girl might be able to save her someday and kiss her stinky pussy.
Christ thus troon is still replying to himseof
I only see one (you)
>REEEEEEE EVERY SINGLE MDE FAN IS ROCKY OR LUNA OR JET WITH A VPN PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH MY SOPH AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEE
Are you okay rocky/luna/jet?
Every girl I've ever fricked has been shaved
Your bio-hazardous body pillow doesn't count.
It's ok to find her unattractive because everyone has different tastes, but the hair thing is an easy fix.
Bush is good anyways
I don't mind bush on women. Was just making a point.
It's up!
so how easy is it to convince a girl to take nudes of her and shit? How can they be so fricking stupid, why else would a guy wants nudes of you other than to use it against you later? Do they think their bfs use it to jack off on lonely nights or something?
It was a long distance relationship
Yes. Women are controlling enough that if they know you jerk off they get insecure, so they use nudes to cope and pretend she's still the sole object of your affection.
whose load is that
Jeremy
>Enter.
The white jihadist
>Exit lil homie
>randomly appears on stream
>steals the show
>mogs Sam completely with his body language
>clearly makes Sam uncomfortable
>leaves
What did he mean by this?
Your channel is dead bro
sam cut him out of mde in revenge. sad
kumbi actually came across as very meek and not funny when he met sam. just doing his perma-stuck deadpan thing, trying occasionally to make gay ghost of kiev tier jokes. kumbi is not funny and is LITERALLY gay
It’s disturbing how unathletic/uncoordinated internet people are
>It’s disturbing how unathletic/uncoordinated internet people are
I mean the kiwifarms trannies who spend all day being mad at Sam and any other right wing personality couldnt run a mile but they do use discord. I wouldn't say uncoordinated.
That is not what I meant by uncoordinated, damn you’re slow
>kumbi is not funny and is LITERALLY gay
He had sex with Sam
Poat 423.png another thousand times and people might believe you
Fellas, does Letty's supple princess pussy taste and smell like maple syrup?
Depends on what time of the month, but yes.
>t. Betty?
Ugh no...
Do you miss making out with these two?
No comment.
If either of them wanted to frick you, would that make you happy?
Friendship sounds nice.
Friendship always prevails! 🙂
Distilled Eastern European autism nurtured by high test creative unchained autism
your vegana must be ugly too
Lettys isnt
>2 a.m. time in in india
time to go to bed lettyjeet
Forced coal
autism bankman style, hes might bleed the pay pigs before the season fricking starts lol
>Zherka is on his way to the house...
>Unfunny chadcel
Funnier than scam Hyde
no no no no NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT JET STOP TALKING ABOUT SAM HYDE STOP IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE LITERALLY FRICKING NAZIS LMFAO WHAT ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME OR SOMETHING LMFAO WOOOOOW.
Literally no one is saying this
Frick off you fricking nazi chud lmfaooo cope incel your daddy is a fricking literal NAZI.
We were talking about how Sam Hyde is israeli and sucks dicks but do go on about his homosexual nazi larp
oh no the /bant/ bois are back they missed the door to plebbit two blocks down
Anybody left on /bant/ doesn't leave that shithole
sam makes me so frickin mad I already punched a hole in my wall and my stepdad threatened to throw me out if I do it again but frickin sam and his nazi fan boys keep frickin with me all day they don't understand frickin shit you know
No one cares about that, people care that Nu-MDE is garbage.
okay incel.
Yeah it used to be for die hard truecels and now it's for zoomer xanax troony fricking fakecels.
Imagine thinking you’re a based nazi for liking Sam Hyde, you’re pathetic
SHUT THE FRICK UP
SHUT THE FRICK UP
SHUT THE FRICK UP
FRICKING DIE LMFAO SAM IS israeli AND TRANS JET IS israeli AND TRANS YOU ARE israeli AND TRANS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
hydesisters not like this...
>tfw no one talks about Sam Hyde unless his discord is raiding here
Why didn't Jet just force them to make out and exchange tummy kisses?
You should get a non remote engineering job and get out a little more, less internet
You're right. I need to move on.
That Betty b***h is VILE
Better than the gremlin stinky simps for at least.
Why do you reply to your own posts, self loathing trooncel?
You're not fooling anyone Luna
not with those shoulders
Why do you let some nobody twitter homosexual live in your head rent free and reply to your own posts, kiwitroony?
>nobody twitter homosexual
Jet Neptroon who has never been on television not even a late night infomercial like Sam or Vince Shlomi and will died of drugs before 30
Kek
Clean your dilator, samegay
I still only see one (you)
I only see one as well
mde threads are so gay. just nu-mde fans fighting with trannies. garbage empire you've built here sam
REEEE YOU ARR LUNA AAAIIIEEE
I TOOK TOO MANY XANNIES I CAN'T TELL WHO'S SAMEgayGING WHOM ANYMORE AHHHHH HELP ME EDIEMAN I'M GOING INSANE
More people like MDE than there are in your litte raid discord. You lost, loonytroon.
josie cute frog!
piercings are disgusting
fishtank sucks
At least she's better looking that the goblin the fartgay simps for
What did we learn this mde raid?
>Sam=gay
>Jet=gay
>Luna=really gay
>Rocky=ultra gay
Guess this luna guy cuckolded the markygay and thats why he cant go a day without screaming
Jet it up
I love her so!