Except Lynda Carter, despite her mexican heritage, has white skin, blue eyes and one of the most beautiful faces ever to grace god's green earth.
Eiza looks like a bogged mexican hooker working in a tijuana low life bar.
Yeah I don't even think Carter has any iberian blood let alone native. Most likely just Irish or Dutch or traveled to Mexico and didn't mix with those heathens
Who is asking for this? Who wants DC movies? Who care about DC? DC is SHIT besides Batman and they've already proven they can't make a good Batman movie attempt after attempt.
Hello, young ladies, don't worry. You too can be JUST like Wonder Woman! All it will takes is a life of starvation and discipline and $500K (min) in cosmetic surgery!
My time machine is in the shop. When it's repaired I'll go back in time and draw blood. Until then feel free to google her before/after shots as it's a pretty common topic related to her and she's been acting since 16.
Welp, this is one of the rare instances where extensive plastic surgery turned out well. She looks like morbidly obese Kelly Clarkson in the before pic.
Cause their population is being replaced with latinx so they are catering to the lowest common denominator. I don't really mind since latinas are smoking hot and should be flaunted, preferably the young teens but mamasitas in their 20s are fine too.
>it's another "casting WW based on face and not on projected body action performance for an action female hero" hollywood episode
I feel like we are living on re-runs
In truth even the average female should be able to learn basic Hollywood action shit. Fricking Joey King did well in The Princess, there's no excuse beyond laziness (which is a good reason not to cast some dumb anglo roastie as they're pathologically lazy and entitled)
It's moronic chuds that think anglo women are worth more than a literal pile of shit when in fact they're the least loyal, most vapid, and most run through women on the planet. Latinas are top tier alongside meds. Anglo women are only good for one night stands and even then are likely to give you some STD given the miles of wiener the average anglo c**t sees
Cinemaphile and most of Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are comprised of /misc/consooming whites who don't go outside in society and shpeel their rhetoric online only (too afraid to do it IRL). They're just going to hate on anything non-white. If a girl half as good looking as Eiza of any race acknowledged them in public they'd cum their pants and hyperventilate.
BECAUSE CASTING A GREEK WOMAN WOULD BE THE OBVIOUS CHOICE, INSTEAD OF GOING "HEY LATINX COMMUNITY! HERE'S SOMEONE TO REPRESENT YOU, AREN'T WE HIP? SEE OUR MOVIE!"
They hit the wall earlier than white women. Like at 25 they get a moustache and fat ass, muffin top.
Pros: She can probably cook some good ass mexican food if she had a mother and grandmother. She can probably suck and frick very good (I don't have any experience with this) but have heard it enough that it's probably true.
Cons: Moustache and fat ass muffin top. A huge family that only speaks in bean and they don't like you. Family gatherings are just cook outs with beer and fighting between family members.
Because she was in Shazam she won’t even be considered by Gun. Bullshit. Evans was in Fantastic Four yet didn’t stop Marvel from making him Captain Marvel
When I finally watched Shazam 2 a couple of months ago I truly could just not stop staring at her breasts. Even when completely covered up she still has a fantastic figure.
I don’t get this thinking that WW has to look like a body builder. She’s voluptuous. She doesn’t need giant muscles because her strength is magic based not because how big her muscles are
No woman with natural big breasts is looking malnourished. breasts are pure fat! You want a muscle b***h with a six pack. She has to get down 12% body fat. Men, even lower because we carry less body fat. 12% no woman will have breasts or a non man ass. Outside bolt on breasts
i hate the way the lasso of truth works in the movies. It make people blurt out embarrassing or private things. In the comics, it makes you tell the truth WHEN QUESTIONED. You know, like during a polygraph test? Hollywood is so stupid.
>short
>skinny, muscle-less WW
>LATINA
frick off
Agree with the first 2 points but we've already been given an iconic Latina Wonder Woman.
Except Lynda Carter, despite her mexican heritage, has white skin, blue eyes and one of the most beautiful faces ever to grace god's green earth.
Eiza looks like a bogged mexican hooker working in a tijuana low life bar.
Yeah I don't even think Carter has any iberian blood let alone native. Most likely just Irish or Dutch or traveled to Mexico and didn't mix with those heathens
>DCU already rebooting while MCU still going with the same continuity
They'll simply never catch up, should've stuck with Snyder tbh senpai
Funny thing is, this reboot is starting before the MCU’s reboot
Who is asking for this? Who wants DC movies? Who care about DC? DC is SHIT besides Batman and they've already proven they can't make a good Batman movie attempt after attempt.
She looks like she SHITS
antje was robbed
She still got to play DCEUs best girl
I don't care about dcslop
Are we finally going to stop seeing Gal's ugly mug?
sh'e my type
Hello, young ladies, don't worry. You too can be JUST like Wonder Woman! All it will takes is a life of starvation and discipline and $500K (min) in cosmetic surgery!
Is that really the same person? Different canthal tilts makes them seem super different
Yes, same person.
Proof?
My time machine is in the shop. When it's repaired I'll go back in time and draw blood. Until then feel free to google her before/after shots as it's a pretty common topic related to her and she's been acting since 16.
Welp, this is one of the rare instances where extensive plastic surgery turned out well. She looks like morbidly obese Kelly Clarkson in the before pic.
whatever, more achievable than what men have to do to become closer to the ideal Chad
This better be R-rated and have unsimulated sex and full frontal nudity.
why is the DCEU hellbent on the latino populace when every time they try pandering to them they flop?
Cause their population is being replaced with latinx so they are catering to the lowest common denominator. I don't really mind since latinas are smoking hot and should be flaunted, preferably the young teens but mamasitas in their 20s are fine too.
Honestly I'm surprised it took Hollywood so long to cast brown people since they make up like 80% of the US now.
grace currey would work too
Better than the troony gal gadot that's for sure
Frick snyderverse
give her blue contacts and i wont complain
Please don't
Is that one of the Wayans brothers?
I can dig it.
Boobs are not big enough! We’re never going to get a busy WW because of seething titlits
>No Gal?
>No Interest!
Simple as
If it's her or Daddario I'll be happy
Mammario has never lifted a weight in her life either.
>it's another "casting WW based on face and not on projected body action performance for an action female hero" hollywood episode
I feel like we are living on re-runs
In truth even the average female should be able to learn basic Hollywood action shit. Fricking Joey King did well in The Princess, there's no excuse beyond laziness (which is a good reason not to cast some dumb anglo roastie as they're pathologically lazy and entitled)
Looks like James Gunn really hates leotards
James Gunn is the last guy in the world who could bring something new and something that fans have been waiting for for years
Ass too fat
No your dicks just too small
>post coomer fanart
this is your brain on america
to be fair a more warrior mind brutish Wonder Woman is better. The current WW is literally just female, weaker Superman.
here's your new Wonder Woman bro
>boobs not visible from the back
What a shame.
into the trash
I don't understand how you burgers are complaining about latinas, they're some fine women in my experience.
It's moronic chuds that think anglo women are worth more than a literal pile of shit when in fact they're the least loyal, most vapid, and most run through women on the planet. Latinas are top tier alongside meds. Anglo women are only good for one night stands and even then are likely to give you some STD given the miles of wiener the average anglo c**t sees
Cinemaphile and most of Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are comprised of /misc/consooming whites who don't go outside in society and shpeel their rhetoric online only (too afraid to do it IRL). They're just going to hate on anything non-white. If a girl half as good looking as Eiza of any race acknowledged them in public they'd cum their pants and hyperventilate.
BECAUSE CASTING A GREEK WOMAN WOULD BE THE OBVIOUS CHOICE, INSTEAD OF GOING "HEY LATINX COMMUNITY! HERE'S SOMEONE TO REPRESENT YOU, AREN'T WE HIP? SEE OUR MOVIE!"
just don't like em
It's the fact that they are fricking nobody latinas, I think, which kinda leans into the token virtue signal quota
They hit the wall earlier than white women. Like at 25 they get a moustache and fat ass, muffin top.
Pros: She can probably cook some good ass mexican food if she had a mother and grandmother. She can probably suck and frick very good (I don't have any experience with this) but have heard it enough that it's probably true.
Cons: Moustache and fat ass muffin top. A huge family that only speaks in bean and they don't like you. Family gatherings are just cook outs with beer and fighting between family members.
Nice
I can't believe Michael Bay showed restraint in AmbuLAnce, not even one tummy or upskirt shot
I wonder what will happen with the dcu after Gunn's Superman flops. Will they just keep going full steam ahead?
It's the WB way!
Gunn definitely holding someone at WB hostage.
A miscast to be sure, but a welcome one
I don’t care if she’s a Latina. Whatever. But she has to have huge breasts!
She's got bigger breasts than Gal's at least
That’s not saying a lot
Post actresses with the right amount of boobage then.
Alice Eve
Alexandra Daddario
Odeya Rush
Grace Caroline
Pretty good list anon.
Good list. Also add Dakota Blue Richard
isnt wonder woman white?
Are clay Greek golems white?
>Are Greeks white
Sort of... Some of them. Casting any Med, middle easterner, or sufficiently Euro-looking Hispanic is fine.
looks white to me
None of them are white
Whiter than you pablo.
No
YWNBW
but they look white?
Greek. Also sculpted from clay and given life like Galatea.
Greek, technically olive.
she was super hot in baby driver
Eiza is hot but I don't really see her in the role
I though it was gonna be Grace Fulton, what happened?
spicpandering broke bank with blue beetle
Because she was in Shazam she won’t even be considered by Gun. Bullshit. Evans was in Fantastic Four yet didn’t stop Marvel from making him Captain Marvel
*Captain America
breasts too big.
When I finally watched Shazam 2 a couple of months ago I truly could just not stop staring at her breasts. Even when completely covered up she still has a fantastic figure.
Should have cast VJuice.
There's a reason WW never hit
Cause DC and WB are too much of a pussies to show Wonder Woman naked.
if ww isnt built like jessica biel in blade trinity then idc
I don’t get this thinking that WW has to look like a body builder. She’s voluptuous. She doesn’t need giant muscles because her strength is magic based not because how big her muscles are
nta and I agree but WW should at least have abs
these aren't giant bro
its the bare minimum for a superhero
She has to look like a WARRIOR, not like a malnourished Vogue model.
Post examples.
Examples of what? Amazonian Warriors?
No woman with natural big breasts is looking malnourished. breasts are pure fat! You want a muscle b***h with a six pack. She has to get down 12% body fat. Men, even lower because we carry less body fat. 12% no woman will have breasts or a non man ass. Outside bolt on breasts
No i don't mean her looking like a brickhouse. Just like someone that trains and fights for a living.
yea so whats wrong with biels build
Hollywood couldn't handle Biel
What would you say if you got wrapped up with the Lasso of Truth?
Serious answers only.
>Actually I hate smokers more than I hate israelites and Black folk
i hate the way the lasso of truth works in the movies. It make people blurt out embarrassing or private things. In the comics, it makes you tell the truth WHEN QUESTIONED. You know, like during a polygraph test? Hollywood is so stupid.
that's because they only know how to use it as a joke
Only Snyder knew how to use it properly.
>. You know, like during a polygraph test? Hollywood is so stupid.
Fun fact, the guy that created WW helped create the polygraph
>Fun fact, the guy that created WW helped create the polygraph
We know ya geek. This aint some obscure fact.
I liked it better when it forced people to do anything
Nice lips.
>not Grace Fulton
won't watch
I'd love to frick that girl
She's the original Bucc'ed actress