Electric Porygon Soldier

>this cartoon caused Japanese boomers to violently convulse and piss and shit themselves

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you watch it? Some idiot decided flashing red and blue on the screen for a hiñuge chunk of the episode was a good idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flashing lights should be illegal, period. It's just painful to watch.

      snowflakes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think epilepsy is real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flashing lights should be illegal, period. It's just painful to watch.

      Porygon cannonically is the most deadly Pokemon in the unverise. No other Pokemon has directly KO'd so many humans irl.

      [...]
      snowflakes

      >snowflakes
      You kids these days are weak.
      Back in my day cartoons gave us epileptic seizures and that's the way we liked it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can be seriously hurt by an image on a screen, you don't deserve to survive tbh

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flashing lights should be illegal, period. It's just painful to watch.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porygon cannonically is the most deadly Pokemon in the unverise. No other Pokemon has directly KO'd so many humans irl.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Epileptics should be round up and shot, they ruined entertainment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to be epileptic to find that shit annoying.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't flashing lights like in every videogame now?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >name is just how Asians say polygon
    Is it still called porygon in Japanese or does it have a real moon rune name?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon is the original name.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >video games will never have this much soul poured into them again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon has been consoomerslop since the very beginning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like that voice controlled Japanese made PS2 game where you have to speak in an Asian accent for it to understand the voice commands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RAIFU RINE!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did they put so many lies in in the guide, also I don't understand why the mirror move is included, what is wrong with that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That one is fricked up for a couple reasons
        >Hyper Beam isn’t a dragon type move
        >the only Dragon type attack in gen 1 is Dragon Rage and its weak as piss especially by the time you would be fighting a Dragonite
        >Dragonite is a big cuddly looking thing so it’s bizarre to describe it as a “fiery fiend”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ahh good point, i didnt even think of any of that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"the game is already bugged up so let's just go full moron"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>name is just how Asians say polygon
      That is so fricking funny and it never occurred to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not pictured: the secret service tasering the frick out of that bunny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some legitimate info mixed in with a lot of extreme fricking bullshit
      wtf are wrong with the writers of these things
      jap guides are not like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because science is a liar sometimes. lessons learned the hard way are long-lasting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The author wanted to cause years of schoolyard arguments

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I mean...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAAAAAAAAH IM DYING
      stupid weak ass kids. reminds of when some kid died because of a rubber water ball yo yo and they stopped selling them. fricking homosexual. those were my favorite toys and there was no way you could choke on them without trying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's nothing over a dozen cool toys were banned because American children kept eating them. Fricking morons.

        >see colours
        >die
        survival of the fittest

        Julius Caesar had epilepsy so did Napoleon
        Steven Hawkin body was all fricked up and he managed to write several books on advanced physics and had plenty of dicky courtesy of Epstein.
        You are allegedly healthy and you have not accomplished a fricking thing. Pretty sad.

        If anything people with depression should be rounded up and put out of their misery.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If anything people with depression should be rounded up and put out of their misery.
          you will be the first to go lamo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          struck a nerve, huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YAMERO!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, this is what triggered seizures in Japanese boomers? Can you even imagine being shdiphswipatjsd'dgfddfuh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's slowed down and darkened significantly in that gif:

        fricking hurts my eyes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Baby piss japs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >None of them were caused by Porygon
          Porygon bros...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FASTERggggGGGHHH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FASTERggggGGGHHH

      Bros... I..

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    digimon would NEVER kill its fanbase
    well, except for the people who committed sudoku over how bad s2 was. but that was THEIR choice

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >exact same animation techniques used in the preceding dozens of episodes
    >porygon episode responsible for literally zero seizures and zero deaths
    >a playground rumour that got out of hand is why anime has to be dimmed instead of looking bright and cool
    Clown world.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Misty suddenly pulls her top off from a sudden sharp rise in body temp and she loses consciousness mouth agape drooling, eyes rolled back.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see colours
    >die
    survival of the fittest

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gao Gai Gar was worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but did anyone die?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virus buster serge is worse than both of these and predates this pokemon episode.
      The entire show is full of strobing seizure lights, but unfortunately nobody even watched.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my one friend in high school claimed that someone sent him a jeff the killer screamer that flashes and he had a seizure from it. what a frickin moron

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Porygon and its evolutions were my favorite Pokemon as a kid
    >Pikachu causes the seizure explosion
    >Porygon was the focus character for the episode so it and all of its evolutions get blacklisted from ever appearing in the anime ever again
    FRICK YOU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Porygon was dogshit though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair you need a high IQ to know how to use Porygon:

        ?t=239

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his favorite pokemon is some moronic origami duck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now anon I’m sure whatever your favorite Pokemon is is just as moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my favorite pokemon is arceus (cool as frick)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A fricking deer from the zipped mind of Tetsuya Nomura.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t give a FRICK what anyone says, I love this lad like you wouldn’t believe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HUH
            GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wide feminine hips

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gigantic media blitz over a handful of cases mainlined into the eyes of dumb kids
    >suddenly frickloads of kids "feel sick" and can't go to school
    hmm

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never getting this episode, or the dratini one ruined me as a kid.

    WHERE DID ASH GET ALL THOSE TAUROS?!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dang

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't boomers it was Japanese millennial children

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