>this cartoon caused Japanese boomers to violently convulse and piss and shit themselves
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>this cartoon caused Japanese boomers to violently convulse and piss and shit themselves
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Did you watch it? Some idiot decided flashing red and blue on the screen for a hiñuge chunk of the episode was a good idea.
snowflakes
I don't think epilepsy is real.
>snowflakes
You kids these days are weak.
Back in my day cartoons gave us epileptic seizures and that's the way we liked it!
If you can be seriously hurt by an image on a screen, you don't deserve to survive tbh
Flashing lights should be illegal, period. It's just painful to watch.
Porygon cannonically is the most deadly Pokemon in the unverise. No other Pokemon has directly KO'd so many humans irl.
Epileptics should be round up and shot, they ruined entertainment.
You don't have to be epileptic to find that shit annoying.
Aren't flashing lights like in every videogame now?
>name is just how Asians say polygon
Is it still called porygon in Japanese or does it have a real moon rune name?
Porygon is the original name.
>video games will never have this much soul poured into them again
Pokemon has been consoomerslop since the very beginning
Like that voice controlled Japanese made PS2 game where you have to speak in an Asian accent for it to understand the voice commands
RAIFU RINE!
why did they put so many lies in in the guide, also I don't understand why the mirror move is included, what is wrong with that?
That one is fricked up for a couple reasons
>Hyper Beam isn’t a dragon type move
>the only Dragon type attack in gen 1 is Dragon Rage and its weak as piss especially by the time you would be fighting a Dragonite
>Dragonite is a big cuddly looking thing so it’s bizarre to describe it as a “fiery fiend”
ahh good point, i didnt even think of any of that
>"the game is already bugged up so let's just go full moron"
>>name is just how Asians say polygon
That is so fricking funny and it never occurred to me
>not pictured: the secret service tasering the frick out of that bunny
>some legitimate info mixed in with a lot of extreme fricking bullshit
wtf are wrong with the writers of these things
jap guides are not like this
because science is a liar sometimes. lessons learned the hard way are long-lasting.
The author wanted to cause years of schoolyard arguments
Well I mean...
>AAAAAAAAAAAH IM DYING
stupid weak ass kids. reminds of when some kid died because of a rubber water ball yo yo and they stopped selling them. fricking homosexual. those were my favorite toys and there was no way you could choke on them without trying
That's nothing over a dozen cool toys were banned because American children kept eating them. Fricking morons.
Julius Caesar had epilepsy so did Napoleon
Steven Hawkin body was all fricked up and he managed to write several books on advanced physics and had plenty of dicky courtesy of Epstein.
You are allegedly healthy and you have not accomplished a fricking thing. Pretty sad.
If anything people with depression should be rounded up and put out of their misery.
>If anything people with depression should be rounded up and put out of their misery.
you will be the first to go lamo
struck a nerve, huh
YAMERO!
Haha, this is what triggered seizures in Japanese boomers? Can you even imagine being shdiphswipatjsd'dgfddfuh
it's slowed down and darkened significantly in that gif:
fricking hurts my eyes
Baby piss japs
>None of them were caused by Porygon
Porygon bros...
Neat
FASTERggggGGGHHH
Bros... I..
digimon would NEVER kill its fanbase
well, except for the people who committed sudoku over how bad s2 was. but that was THEIR choice
>exact same animation techniques used in the preceding dozens of episodes
>porygon episode responsible for literally zero seizures and zero deaths
>a playground rumour that got out of hand is why anime has to be dimmed instead of looking bright and cool
Clown world.
>Misty suddenly pulls her top off from a sudden sharp rise in body temp and she loses consciousness mouth agape drooling, eyes rolled back.
>see colours
>die
survival of the fittest
Gao Gai Gar was worse.
Yeah but did anyone die?
Virus buster serge is worse than both of these and predates this pokemon episode.
The entire show is full of strobing seizure lights, but unfortunately nobody even watched.
my one friend in high school claimed that someone sent him a jeff the killer screamer that flashes and he had a seizure from it. what a frickin moron
>Porygon and its evolutions were my favorite Pokemon as a kid
>Pikachu causes the seizure explosion
>Porygon was the focus character for the episode so it and all of its evolutions get blacklisted from ever appearing in the anime ever again
FRICK YOU
Porygon was dogshit though
To be fair you need a high IQ to know how to use Porygon:
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>his favorite pokemon is some moronic origami duck
Now anon I’m sure whatever your favorite Pokemon is is just as moronic
my favorite pokemon is arceus (cool as frick)
A fricking deer from the zipped mind of Tetsuya Nomura.
I don’t give a FRICK what anyone says, I love this lad like you wouldn’t believe.
HUH
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Wide feminine hips
>gigantic media blitz over a handful of cases mainlined into the eyes of dumb kids
>suddenly frickloads of kids "feel sick" and can't go to school
hmm
never getting this episode, or the dratini one ruined me as a kid.
WHERE DID ASH GET ALL THOSE TAUROS?!
Dang
It wasn't boomers it was Japanese millennial children