Elemental

Did this movie make anyone else cry? I thought it was really romantic

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the water guy and fire girl had sex would they turn into a rock

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they wouldnt you jackass they would just die

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok what about steam then

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre thinking about how in some cartoons cold water can turn lava into rock? shes not lava shes just fire

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, when a fire gets put out it solidifies into rock, the firemen need to pull the giant rocks out of the building afterwards. fricking moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >water guy fricks fire girl
      >he evaporates before he can coom
      >fire girl gets emotional
      >water guy somehow cries himself back to life
      >repeat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God(s) and religion exist in this world, it's a safe assumption that the elemental beings are of a divine and intelligent design. They wouldn't turn into rocks because they are quintessentially made of soul stuff (which helped prevent the fire extinguishing when they touched).

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was cute, but not really something to go out of the way to watch in theaters for. If you're going to go to the theater to watch whatever anyway, then sure go for it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I kinda regret watching it in theaters but at least I was able to read all the silly puns like Falafuel.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it made me cry of laughter, just look at all those mousegays seething at the Mario movie while elememetal BOMBED

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It made me sad bros
    I wish I could meet a girl like Ember

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stick your head in an blast furnace and you'll spend the rest of your life with a fire waifu.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to admit it but yeah it did. Especially the end when Ember does the respectful bow for her dad.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was a pent up virgin right? Why did she still care so much about seeing some flower from her childhood? She could have been cured on day one just from a good dicking, I mean she’s like 28.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She was a pent up virgin right?
      The scene where she is about to lose it at the shop then sees the photo with wade and calms down was beyond parody, actually made me lol

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was too sappy and trying too hard to be romantic to be genuinely romantic.

    Oh woowww, they're having a romantic hot air balloon ride! And they went in a photo booth together! And went to a skyscraper observation deck, and the movies, and she met his well-meaning family in their wealthy skyscraper penthouse! Wow, they must really be in love because they had such perfect locations to go on dates to. And in case you doubted it, they took a love test which CONFIRMED they were soulmates, wow!

    Nah, doesn't hold a candle to WALL-E interacting with a bunch of human things, and then later showing Eve who interacts with them much differently to make for fun gags. WALL-E trying to recreate romantic moments on shithole polluted Earth with a robot-in-stasis was way more charming-- and not just because his failings were funny. Eve opening up her memory banks and seeing that WALL-E kept her maintained while she was in stasis was genuinely very sweet.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    race mixing is disgusting and race mixing propaganda is even more disgusting

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just sad that the girl isn't white.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cried when I woke up and realized the movie wasn't over yet.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was really cute, and visually impressive

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never have a girl look at you like this
    Bros... I want to die...

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Burning Red is a film in-universe.
    >Probably had some pretentious reviewer complaining about how it didn't mention Air!9/11

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water boy is carrying the film

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gotta draw some more buff Wade

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there more porn of him than her?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a scene in the trailer that makes Wade a roided muscle dude. Since then he got some fans, the bara side of fans

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you make good porn of the fire girl? She's made completely of flames. At least the water guy can shape himself with water.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to hate this gay. He cucked me. Ember should have been mine...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Clod

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His shoulders must hurt because he’s the only reason I decided to watch the film and give it a chance.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His shoulders must hurt because he’s the only reason I decided to watch the film and give it a chance.

      He just looks so goofy in 3D but God does he look cute in 2D

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say the same for Ember to a lesser extent. God I wish 2D animation weren't dead.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cried because Pixar will never make good movies again.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't going to cry, then I remembered Inside Out telling me it's okay to be sad sometimes, and start bawling at "you were the dream" as those kind of stories (like with Into the Heights) get to me.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt parts like Ember breaking down crying as the new sign flickered.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found some parts cute, and stuff, but never made me cry like other movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in your and other anons opinions are tear jerker films? Up's opening moved me pretty hard.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me the singing on coco, or ralph breaking vanellope car's.
        sure im just talking about getting one tear, im not much of crying super hard.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I really liked this movie because it gave me a sense of what is missing from my life—love

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was shit and there literally exists Pixar movies which do both of these themes better.
    If you want a genuinely cute romance story, watch Wall-E.
    If you want racism allegory which isn't as forced, watch Zootopia.

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